Such concern was unusual, and Matt noted it, and replied--

“I guess there's no danger of hydrophoby. What made you ask?”

Jim felt in himself a guilty stir, and under his breath he cursed the

other's way of asking disagreeable questions; but aloud he answered--

“Nothin', only you seemed scared of it at first. What are you goin' to

do with your share, Matt?”

“Buy a cattle ranch in Arizona an' set down an' pay other men to ride

range for me. There's some several I'd like to see askin' a job from me,

damn them! An' now you shut your face, Jim. It'll be some time before I

buy that ranch. Just now I'm goin' to sleep.”

But Jim lay long awake, nervous and twitching, rolling about restlessly

and rolling himself wide awake every time he dozed. The diamonds still

blazed under his eyelids, and the fire of them hurt. Matt, in spite of

his heavy nature, slept lightly, like a wild animal alert in its sleep;

and Jim noticed, every time he moved, that his partner's body moved

sufficiently to show that it had received the impression and that it was

trembling on the verge of awakening. For that matter, Jim did not

know whether or not, frequently, the other was awake. Once, quietly,

betokening complete consciousness, Matt said to him: “Aw, go to sleep,

Jim. Don't worry about them jools. They'll keep.” And Jim had thought

that at that particular moment Matt had been surely asleep.

In the late morning Matt was awake with Jim's first movement, and

thereafter he awoke and dozed with him until midday, when they got up

together and began dressing.

“I'm goin' out to get a paper an' some bread,” Matt said. “You boil the

coffee.”

As Jim listened, unconsciously his gaze left Matt's face and roved

to the pillow, beneath which was the bundle wrapped in the bandanna

handkerchief. On the instant Matt's face became like a wild beast's.

“Look here, Jim,” he snarled. “You've got to play square. If you do me

dirt, I'll fix you. Understand? I'd eat you, Jim. You know that. I'd

bite right into your throat an' eat you like that much beefsteak.”

His sunburned skin was black with the surge of blood in it, and his

tobacco-stained teeth were exposed by the snarling lips. Jim shivered

and involuntarily cowered. There was death in the man he looked at. Only

the night before that black-faced man had killed another with his hands,

and it had not hurt his sleep. And in his own heart Jim was aware of

a sneaking guilt, of a train of thought that merited all that was

threatened.

Matt passed out, leaving him still shivering. Then a hatred twisted his

own face, and he softly hurled savage curses at the door. He remembered

the jewels, and hastened to the bed, feeling under the pillow for the

bandanna bundle. He crushed it with his fingers to make certain that

it still contained the diamonds. Assured that Matt had not carried them

away, he looked toward the kerosene stove with a guilty start. Then he

hurriedly lighted it, filled the coffee-pot at the sink, and put it over

the flame.

The coffee was boiling when Matt returned, and while the latter cut the

bread and put a slice of butter on the table, Jim poured out the coffee.

It was not until he sat down and had taken a few sips of the coffee,

that Matt pulled out the morning paper from his pocket.

“We was way off,” he said. “I told you I didn't dast figger out how fat

it was. Look at that.”

He pointed to the head-lines on the first page.

“SWIFT NEMESIS ON BUJANNOFF'S TRACK,” they read. “MURDERED IN HIS SLEEP

AFTER ROBBING HIS PARTNER.”

“There you have it!” Matt cried. “He robbed his partner--robbed him like

a dirty thief.”

“Half a million of jewels missin',” Jim read aloud. He put the paper

down and stared at Matt.

“That's what I told you,” the latter said. “What in hell do we know

about jools? Half a million!--an' the best I could figger it was a

hundred thousan'. Go on an' read the rest of it.”

They read on silently, their heads side by side, the untouched coffee

growing cold; and ever and anon one or the other burst forth with some

salient printed fact.

“I'd like to seen Metzner's face when he opened the safe at the store

this mornin',” Jim gloated.

“He hit the high places right away for Bujannoff's house,” Matt

explained. “Go on an' read.”

“Was to have sailed last night at ten on the Sajoda for the South

Seas--steamship delayed by extra freight--”

“That's why we caught 'm in bed,” Matt interrupted. “It was just

luck--like pickin' a fifty-to-one winner.”

“Sajoda sailed at six this mornin'--”

“He didn't catch her,” Matt said. “I saw his alarm-clock was set at

five. That'd given 'm plenty of time... only I come along an' put the

kibosh on his time. Go on.”

“Adolph Metzner in despair--the famous Haythorne pearl

necklace--magnificently assorted pearls--valued by experts at from fifty

to seventy thousan' dollars.”

Jim broke off to swear vilely and solemnly, concluding with, “Those damn

oyster-eggs worth all that money!”

He licked his lips and added, “They was beauties an' no mistake.”

“Big Brazilian gem,” he read on. “Eighty thousan' dollars--many valuable

gems of the first water--several thousan' small diamonds well worth

forty thousan'.”

“What you don't know about jools is worth knowin',” Matt smiled

good-humouredly.

“Theory of the sleuths,” Jim read. “Thieves must have known--cleverly

kept watch on Bujannoff's actions--must have learned his plan and

trailed him to his house with the fruits of his robbery--”

“Clever--hell!” Matt broke out. “That's the way reputations is made...

in the noospapers. How'd we know he was robbin' his pardner?”

“Anyway, we've got the goods,” Jim grinned. “Let's look at 'em again.”

He assured himself that the door was locked and bolted, while Matt

brought out the bundle in the bandanna and opened it on the table.

“Ain't they beauties, though!” Jim exclaimed at sight of the pearls; and

for a time he had eyes only for them. “Accordin' to the experts, worth

from fifty to seventy thousan' dollars.”

“An' women like them things,” Matt commented. “An' they'll do everything

to get 'em--sell themselves, commit murder, anything.”

“Just like you an' me.”

“Not on your life,” Matt retorted. “I'll commit murder for 'em, but not

for their own sakes, but for sake of what they'll get me. That's the

difference. Women want the jools for themselves, an' I want the jools

for the women an' such things they'll get me.”

“Lucky that men an' women don't want the same things,” Jim remarked.

“That's what makes commerce,” Matt agreed; “people wantin' different

things.”

In the middle of the afternoon Jim went out to buy food. While he was

gone, Matt cleared the table of the jewels, wrapping them up as before

and putting them under the pillow. Then he lighted the kerosene stove

and started to boil water for coffee. A few minutes later, Jim returned.

“Most surprising,” he remarked. “Streets, an' stores, an' people just

like they always was. Nothin' changed. An' me walking along through it

all a millionaire. Nobody looked at me an' guessed it.”

Matt grunted unsympathetically. He had little comprehension of the

lighter whims and fancies of his partner's imagination.

“Did you get a porterhouse?” he demanded.

“Sure, an' an inch thick. It's a peach. Look at it.”

He unwrapped the steak and held it up for the other's inspection. Then

he made the coffee and set the table, while Matt fried the steak.

“Don't put on too much of them red peppers,” Jim warned. “I ain't used

to your Mexican cookin'. You always season too hot.”

Matt grunted a laugh and went on with his cooking. Jim poured out the

coffee, but first, into the nicked china cup, he emptied a powder he had

carried in his vest pocket wrapped in a rice-paper. He had turned his

back for the moment on his partner, but he did not dare to glance around

at him. Matt placed a newspaper on the table, and on the newspaper

set the hot frying-pan. He cut the steak in half, and served Jim and

himself.

“Eat her while she's hot,” he counselled, and with knife and fork set

the example.

“She's a dandy,” was Jim's judgment, after his first mouthful. “But

I tell you one thing straight. I'm never goin' to visit you on that

Arizona ranch, so you needn't ask me.”

“What's the matter now?” Matt asked.

“Hell's the matter,” was the answer. “The Mexican cookin' on your

ranch'd be too much for me. If I've got hell a-comin' in the next life,

I'm not goin' to torment my insides in this one. Damned peppers!”

He smiled, expelled his breath forcibly to cool his burning mouth, drank

some coffee, and went on eating the steak.

“What do you think about the next life anyway, Matt?” he asked a little

later, while secretly he wondered why the other had not yet touched his

coffee.

“Ain't no next life,” Matt answered, pausing from the steak to take

his first sip of coffee. “Nor heaven nor hell, nor nothin'. You get all

that's comin' right here in this life.”

“An' afterward?” Jim queried out of his morbid curiosity, for he knew

that he looked upon a man that was soon to die. “An' afterward?” he

repeated.

“Did you ever see a man two weeks dead?” the other asked.

Jim shook his head.

“Well, I have. He was like this beefsteak you an' me is eatin'. It was

once steer cavortin' over the landscape. But now it's just meat.

That's all, just meat. An' that's what you an' me an' all people come

to--meat.”

Matt gulped down the whole cup of coffee, and refilled the cup.

“Are you scared to die?” he asked.

Jim shook his head. “What's the use? I don't die anyway. I pass on an'

live again--”

“To go stealin', an' lyin' an' snivellin' through another life, an' go

on that way forever an' ever an' ever?” Matt sneered.

“Maybe I'll improve,” Jim suggested hopefully. “Maybe stealin' won't be

necessary in the life to come.”

He ceased abruptly, and stared straight before him, a frightened

expression on his face.

“What's the matter!” Matt demanded.

“Nothin'. I was just wonderin'”--Jim returned to himself with an

effort--“about this dyin', that was all.”

But he could not shake off the fright that had startled him. It was

as if an unseen thing of gloom had passed him by, casting upon him

the intangible shadow of its presence. He was aware of a feeling of

foreboding. Something ominous was about to happen. Calamity hovered in

the air. He gazed fixedly across the table at the other man. He could

not understand. Was it that he had blundered and poisoned himself? No,

Matt had the nicked cup, and he had certainly put the poison in the

nicked cup.

It was all his own imagination, was his next thought. It had played him

tricks before. Fool! Of course it was. Of course something was about to

happen, but it was about to happen to Matt. Had not Matt drunk the whole

cup of coffee?

Jim brightened up and finished his steak, sopping bread in the gravy

when the meat was gone.

“When I was a kid--” he began, but broke off abruptly.

Again the unseen thing of gloom had fluttered, and his being was vibrant

with premonition of impending misfortune. He felt a disruptive influence

at work in the flesh of him, and in all his muscles there was a seeming

that they were about to begin to twitch. He sat back suddenly, and as

suddenly leaned forward with his elbows on the table. A tremor ran

dimly through the muscles of his body. It was like the first rustling

of leaves before the oncoming of wind. He clenched his teeth. It came

again, a spasmodic tensing of his muscles. He knew panic at the revolt

within his being. His muscles no longer recognized his mastery over

them. Again they spasmodically tensed, despite the will of him, for

he had willed that they should not tense. This was revolution within

himself, this was anarchy; and the terror of impotence rushed up in him

as his flesh gripped and seemed to seize him in a clutch, chills running

up and down his back and sweat starting on his brow. He glanced about

the room, and all the details of it smote him with a strange sense of

familiarity. It was as though he had just returned from a long journey.

He looked across the table at his partner. Matt was watching him and

smiling. An expression of horror spread over Jim's face.

“My God, Matt!” he screamed. “You ain't doped me?”

Matt smiled and continued to watch him. In the paroxysm that followed,

Jim did not become unconscious. His muscles tensed and twitched and

knotted, hurting him and crushing him in their savage grip. And in the

midst of it all, it came to him that Matt was acting queerly. He was

travelling the same road. The smile had gone from his face, and there

was on it an intent expression, as if he were listening to some inner

tale of himself and trying to divine the message. Matt got up and walked

across the room and back again, then sat down.

“You did this, Jim,” he said quietly.

“But I didn't think you'd try to fix ME,” Jim answered reproachfully.

“Oh, I fixed you all right,” Matt said, with teeth close together and

shivering body. “What did you give me?”

“Strychnine.”

“Same as I gave you,” Matt volunteered. “It's a hell of a mess, ain't

it?”

“You're lyin', Matt,” Jim pleaded. “You ain't doped me, have you?”

“I sure did, Jim; an' I didn't overdose you, neither. I cooked it in as

neat as you please in your half the porterhouse.--Hold on! Where're you

goin'?”

Jim had made a dash for the door, and was throwing back the bolts. Matt

sprang in between and shoved him away.

“Drug store,” Jim panted. “Drug store.”

“No you don't. You'll stay right here. There ain't goin' to be any

runnin' out an' makin' a poison play on the street--not with all them

jools reposin' under the pillow. Savve? Even if you didn't die, you'd

be in the hands of the police with a whole lot of explanations comin'.

Emetics is the stuff for poison. I'm just as bad bit as you, an' I'm

goin' to take a emetic. That's all they'd give you at a drug store,

anyway.”

He thrust Jim back into the middle of the room and shot the bolts into

place. As he went across the floor to the food shelf, he passed one hand

over his brow and flung off the beaded sweat. It spattered audibly on

the floor. Jim watched agonizedly as Matt got the mustard-can and a cup

and ran for the sink. He stirred a cupful of mustard and water and drank

it down. Jim had followed him and was reaching with trembling hands for

the empty cup. Again Matt shoved him away. As he mixed a second cupful,

he demanded--

“D'you think one cup'll do for me? You can wait till I'm done.”

Jim started to totter toward the door, but Matt checked him.

“If you monkey with that door, I'll twist your neck. Savve? You can take

yours when I'm done. An' if it saves you, I'll twist your neck, anyway.

You ain't got no chance, nohow. I told you many times what you'd get if

you did me dirt.”

“But you did me dirt, too,” Jim articulated with an effort.

Matt was drinking the second cupful, and did not answer. The sweat had

got into Jim's eyes, and he could scarcely see his way to the table,

where he got a cup for himself. But Matt was mixing a third cupful, and,

as before, thrust him away.

“I told you to wait till I was done,” Matt growled. “Get outa my way.”

And Jim supported his twitching body by holding on to the sink, the

while he yearned toward the yellowish concoction that stood for life. It

was by sheer will that he stood and clung to the sink. His flesh strove

to double him up and bring him to the floor. Matt drank the third

cupful, and with difficulty managed to get to a chair and sit down. His

first paroxysm was passing. The spasms that afflicted him were dying

away. This good effect he ascribed to the mustard and water. He was

safe, at any rate. He wiped the sweat from his face, and, in the

interval of calm, found room for curiosity. He looked at his partner.

A spasm had shaken the mustard can out of Jim's hands, and the contents

were spilled upon the floor. He stooped to scoop some of the mustard

into the cup, and the succeeding spasm doubled him upon the floor. Matt

smiled.

“Stay with it,” he encouraged. “It's the stuff all right. It's fixed me

up.”

Jim heard him and turned toward him a stricken face, twisted with

suffering and pleading. Spasm now followed spasm till he was in

convulsions, rolling on the floor and yellowing his face and hair in the

mustard.

Matt laughed hoarsely at the sight, but the laugh broke midway. A tremor

had run through his body. A new paroxysm was beginning. He arose and

staggered across to the sink, where, with probing forefinger, he vainly

strove to assist the action of the emetic. In the end, he clung to

the sink as Jim had clung, filled with the horror of going down to the

floor.

The other's paroxysm had passed, and he sat up, weak and fainting, too

weak to rise, his forehead dripping, his lips flecked with a foam made

yellow by the mustard in which he had rolled. He rubbed his eyes with

his knuckles, and groans that were like whines came from his throat.

“What are you snifflin' about?” Matt demanded out of his agony. “All you

got to do is die. An' when you die you're dead.”

“I... ain't... snifflin'... it's... the... mustard... stingin'... my...

eyes,” Jim panted with desperate slowness.

It was his last successful attempt at speech. Thereafter he babbled

incoherently, pawing the air with shaking arms till a fresh convulsion

stretched him on the floor.

Matt struggled back to the chair, and, doubled up on it, with his arms

clasped about his knees, he fought with his disintegrating flesh. He

came out of the convulsion cool and weak. He looked to see how it went

with the other, and saw him lying motionless.

He tried to soliloquize, to be facetious, to have his last grim laugh at

life, but his lips made only incoherent sounds. The thought came to

him that the emetic had failed, and that nothing remained but the drug

store. He looked toward the door and drew himself to his feet. There he

saved himself from falling by clutching the chair. Another paroxysm had

begun. And in the midst of the paroxysm, with his body and all the parts

of it flying apart and writhing and twisting back again into knots, he

clung to the chair and shoved it before him across the floor. The last

shreds of his will were leaving him when he gained the door. He turned

the key and shot back one bolt. He fumbled for the second bolt, but

failed. Then he leaned his weight against the door and slid down gently

to the floor.

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