CHAPTER VIII.

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When the iron-studded hall-door of Renvyle House Hotel had closed behind

us, we found ourselves in a low-panelled hall, with oaken props for guns

and fishing rods, and long black oaken chests along its walls.

Everything was old-fashioned, even mediæval, dark, and comfortable.

Nothing was in the least suggestive of a hotel, unless it might have

been a row of letters and telegrams on the chimney-piece, and I was

beginning seriously to fear that we had made a mistake, when I noticed

my second cousin’s eye-glasses were at full cock, and following their

direction, I saw the “Innkeepers’ Regulation” Act hanging framed on the

wall. It was both a shock and a relief.

Our various belongings--somewhat disreputable and travel-stained by this

time--having been conveyed from the trap, we were told that tea was

ready in the drawing-room, and followed the servant through two deep

doorways into another room, also mediæval and panelled. “What is so rare

as a day in June?” asks Mr. Lowell. Nothing, we can confidently reply,

except a fire in July, and there on the brick hearth we saw with

gloating, incredulous eyes a heap of burning turf sending a warm, dry

glow into the room, and making red reflections in the antique silver

tea-service that was placed on a table near it. For ever quelled were

our vague anticipations of the hotel drawing-room and its fetishes, the

ornate mirrors, the glass-shaded clocks, and the alabaster chimney

ornaments; and as we extended our muddy boots to the blaze, and sipped

hot tea through a heavy coating of cream, we felt reconciled to the loss

of an ideal.

[Illustration: RENVYLE HOUSE HOTEL.]

After the clank of our tea-cups had continued for a few minutes, there

was a stir under the frilled petticoat of the sofa, and a small

black-and-tan head was put forth with an expression of modest but

anxious inquiry, the raised flounces making a poke bonnet round the

face, and giving it an old-ladyish absurdity, of which its owner was

happily unaware. We laughed--an unkindness which was followed by an

expression of deep but amiable embarrassment, and a tapping on the

floor that told of deprecatory tail waggings. We simultaneously extended

a piece of bread-and-butter, and an animal, allied apparently to the

houses of black-and-tan terrier and dachshund, at once came forward with

its best manner and took our offerings with suave good breeding and

friendliness. A trick of sitting up and waving the fore-paws as a

request for food was exhibited to us without delay, and further

researches discovered a proficiency in that accomplishment of “trust”

and “paid for,” which must be the bitterest problem in dog-education,

and perhaps gives in later dog-life some free-thinking ideas about the

unpractical nature of the exercise, and the flippancy of supreme beings

generally. We said all this to each other, luxuriously and at great

length, and had some pleasure in contrasting the refined behaviour of

the Renvyle dog with the brutal cynicism of the Recess penwiper and the

_blasé_ effeteness of its fox-terrier. Under the influences of dark

mahogany panelling and a low Queen Anne window we became mellow and

thoughtful, and sank into soothing reflection on our natural affinity

to what is cultured and artistic. I am sure, at least, that my second

cousin felt like that; she always has since the disastrous day on which

a chiromantist looked at her hand and told her that it was essential to

her to have nice surroundings.

I was beginning to feel a little acrid at this recollection when the

door-handle turned in its place high up in the panels, and Mrs. Blake

came in to see her visitors. That my cousin belonged to her county

seemed to her a full and sufficient reason that she should welcome us as

friends, and perhaps it gave us throughout our stay an advantage over

the ordinary tourist in the more intimate kindnesses and opportunities

for conversation that fell to our lot.

We looked as hard at Mrs. Blake as politeness would permit, while the

broad columns of the _Times_ seemed to rise before our mind’s eye, with

the story sprinkled down it through examination and cross-examination of

what she had gone through in the first years of the agitation. It

required an effort to imagine her, with her refined, intellectual face

and delicate physique, taking a stick in her hand and going out day

after day to drive off her land the trespassing cattle, sheep, and

horses that were as regularly driven on to it again as soon as her back

was turned. We did not say these things to Mrs. Blake, but we thought

about them a good deal while we sat and talked to her, and noticed the

worn look of her face and the anxious furrows above her benevolent

brows.

It was some time before we went up to see the two rooms of which we had

been offered a choice. Both were low and panelled, both had low, long

windows; in fact it will save trouble if we say at once that everything

at Renvyle was long and low and panelled. The first room looked to the

front of the house, and out over the Atlantic towards the muffled ghosts

of Innis Boffin and Achill Islands; a fine view on a fine day, and

impressive even at its worst; but to us, the room’s chiefest attraction

was the four-poster bed, a magnificent kind of upper chamber, like a

sumptuous private box, with gilded pillars, and carved work, and

stretched canopy; something to admire with the help of a catalogue at

South Kensington. We felt, as we were taken down two long passages to

view the other room, that it was a mere matter of form, and that the

golden bed was too regal a circumstance to be abandoned. But before my

cousin’s eye-glasses were fairly adjusted for the inspection, we had

begun to waver. The other bed was brass instead of gold, there was no

denying that; but these windows looked out to a great ridge of

mountains, crowded about the head of the bay, roses climbed to the sill,

and the grassy stretch below was cut out in gaudy flower-beds. A peacock

screamed just under the windows, and we saw him with his meek spouse

trailing his tail about the grass among the flower-beds that were wired

in from his ravaging beak. I think it was the broad window seat in

conjunction with the mountains that turned the scale--(the peacock also

turned the scale, but in a different way, generally turning it at C in

alt; but, as Mr. Rudyard Kipling says, that is another story). We

forewent the golden glories of the new Jerusalem bed, and remained where

we were.

There was unconfessed peace in the certainty that it was not an

afternoon for sight-seeing; rather for fervent shin-roasting at the

drawing-room fire, blended with leisurely, unsystematic assimilation of

the _Times_ for the last four days. Fishermen, apparently, take a

holiday from newspapers, along with their other duties when they go

a-fishing, and expose themselves to nothing more severe in the way of

literature than the _Field_ or _Land and Water_; at all events, these

and a pre-historic _Illustrated London News_ had been our only

opportunities for keeping ourselves in touch with the outer world since

we had left it. Boaconstrictor-like, we slowly gorged ourselves with

solid facts, and then subsided into a ruminative torpor,

misanthropically delighted at the fact that we had chanced upon an

intermediate period as to tourists, and that the owners of the letters

and telegrams that we had seen in the hall had not arrived to claim

[Illustration: “IT WAS THE BROAD WINDOW SEAT, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE

MOUNTAINS, THAT TURNED THE SCALE.”]

them and their lawful share of the fire and the newspapers.

[Illustration: “SHE WAS AN AMERICAN LADY.”]

Our most salient recollections of the rest of the evening are connected

with the velvet delicacy of the lobster soup at dinner, and the tortured

bashfulness of the English youth, who crept, mouse-like, into the room

after the rest of the small party were seated, and raised neither his

eyes nor his voice till the meal was ended. Directly he had finished, he

hurried from the room and was seen no more. A lady who sat next us

volunteered the information that he always acted just so, and that he

spent his days, so far as anyone could guess, in slinking around the

mountains. “He’s so shy,” she concluded, “that he’ll scrape a hole in

his plate trying to get the last mite of butter off it rather than ask

me to pass the cooler.” It appeared that she was an American lady who

had come to Renvyle to inquire into the advantages of the Land League

and other kindred institutions, which was perhaps why she was in the

habit of noticing little things. She certainly seemed to have noticed

the Englishman a good deal.

Given a sloping, sunshiny bank of shingle, a mass of yellow

lichen-covered rocks between it and a purple-and-emerald streaked sea, a

large empty morning, and a cock-shot, there is no reason why one should

ever stop throwing stones. That is how my second cousin and I occupied

ourselves the morning after our arrival at Renvyle. We had started

early, with sketching materials and luncheon, full of a high resolve to

explore several miles of coastline, beginning with the famous Grace

O’Malley’s Castle, and ending with afternoon tea and well-earned repose.

No one can accuse these papers of a superfluity of local information. We

have exercised a noble reticence in this respect, owing partly to a

sympathetic dislike of being instructive, and partly also to the

circumstance that we never seemed able to collect any facts. We have

questioned waiters, and found that they came from Dublin, and bothered

oldest inhabitants only to find that they were either deaf or “had no

English.” But Grace O’Malley is a lady of too pronounced a type to be

ignored, and even our very superficial acquaintance with her history

compels us at least to express our regret that such a female suffragist

as she would have made has been lost to our century. If she had lived

now she would have stormed her way into the London County Council, and

sat upon that body in every sense of the word; and had the University of

Oxford refused to allow her to graduate as whatever she wished, she

would indubitably have sacked the town, and borne into captivity all the

flower of the Dons. In the reign of Elizabeth, however, her energies

were confined to the more remunerative pursuit of piracy. She is known

to have had a husband, but he does not seem to have occupied public

attention to any extent, except secondarily, as when it is recorded that

“the Lady Grace O’Malley went to England to make a treaty with the

Queen, and took her husband with her.” One of her strongholds was this

square tower, that looks down with such amiable picturesqueness on the

waters of Renvyle Bay, and we were told that on those rare occasions

when she condescended to sleep ashore instead of afloat, a hawser

leading from her ship was fastened to her bedpost, and the skipper had

orders to haul on it if anything piratically promising should turn up.

I think we had begun to discuss this energetic Grace and her probable

action in modern politics as we strolled across the fields between

Renvyle and the sea. At all events, something beguiled us to sit down

upon that slope of small round stones, when we were as yet but a quarter

of a mile from the hotel, and then a flaunting tuft of white bladder

campion on a point of yellow rock offered itself irresistibly as an

object for stone-throwing. As we write this we are sensible of its

disappointing vulgarity. The word “sketch,” if not, indeed, “sonnet,”

should have closed the sentence; but the humiliating fact remains that

we simply lay there and pelted it till we had used up all the available

pebbles, and stiffened our shoulders for the next three days, and still

the bladder campion flaunted in our despite. We crawled from that too

fascinating shingle beach to the grass above it, and stretched ourselves

there in heated fractiousness. How hot the sun was! How blue and green

the sea! And how enchantingly the purple gloom of the mountains showed

between the grey hairy legs of the thistles! And after an interval of

healing torpor, how admirable was luncheon!

But after luncheon Grace O’Malley’s tower seemed farther off than ever,

and relinquishing the vigorous projects of our morning start, we began

to drift along the shore towards the pale stretches of the sands. We

dawdled luxuriously across a low headland, where the mouths of the

rabbit-burrows made yellow sandy patches in the coarse grass, and we

slid down the crumbling slope on to the hard, perfect surface of the

sand. Its creamy smoothness had something of the romance of new-fallen

snow, and none of its horrors. An insane and infantine ardour possessed

us--to run, to build castles, to paddle! We came very near paddling,

forgetful of our age, our petticoats, and the fact that no one ever yet

was able to paddle as deep as they wanted to. In fact, we resolved that

we _would_ paddle, and we set off down the slanting glistening plane

towards the far-off line of foam. Here and there the blue sky lay

reflected in the wet patches of sand, Achill Island was a cloudy

possibility of the horizon, Croagh Patrick and Mweelrea, immense

certainties of the north-eastern middle distance, and at our feet were

laid lovely realities of long lace-like scarves of red seaweed,

flattened out with such prim precision that we expected to find their

Latin and English names written beneath them on the sand.

Another fifty yards would have brought us to the water’s verge, when

suddenly crossing our path at right angles, we came upon a long line of

footmarks, masculine in size, pointed in shape, fraught with sinister

suggestion of spying eyes. A group of immense rocks, the leaders of a

procession of boulders trailing glacier-wise from the mountains to the

sea, easily suggested an ambush, and the footmarks, as far as we could

see, led in their direction. The same thought of the hidden watcher

struck us both, and instantly and for ever abandoning the paddling

scheme, we resolved to follow up the track of the footprints until we

had routed the unworthy foot-printer from his lair. Little prods, as of

a stick in the sand, accompanied the boot-marks, and at one spot certain

rudimentary efforts in both art and literature made me think that the

wearer of the boots was guiltless of object in his retreat upon the

rocks. Suddenly, however, the marks lost their almost complacent

evenness, and became extended and irregular, as if their owner had given

himself over to ungoverned flight.

“What did I tell you?” remarked my cousin; “he was rushing off to hide

before we should see him!”

We reached the rocks, and, with eyes that must have imparted to her

_pince-nez_ the destructive quality of burning glasses, my cousin swept

their weedy crevices to discover some indication of the spy.

“He must be at the other side,” she began, when our eyes simultaneously

fell upon a small white object.

It was a sandwich.

It lay between two big rocks that leaned to each other, leaving just

room for a slim person to squeeze through; and looking through the

aperture, we saw a long narrow vista of the sands, and on them a

solitary flying speck--the Englishman.

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