CONDUCTOR: "Said they wouldn't go."

CROSS BUS DRIVER. "_Said_ THEY wouldn't go? THEY said they wouldn't

go? Why, what do you suppose you're put there for? You call that

conductin' a buss. Oh! THEY wouldn't go! I like that, &c., &c."--

_Punch_, September 1, 1860.]

Charles Keene died of general atrophy on January 4, 1891. It was

inexpressibly pathetic to see how patiently, how resignedly he wasted

away; he retained his unalterable sweetness to the last.

His handsome, dark-skinned face, so strongly lined and full of

character; his mild and magnificent light-grey eyes, that reminded one

of a St. Bernard's; his tall, straight, slender aspect, that reminded

one of Don Quixote; his simplicity of speech and character; his love

of humour, and the wonderful smile that lit up his face when he heard

a good story, and the still more wonderful wink of his left eye when

he told one--all these will remain strongly impressed on the minds of

those who ever met him.

I attended his funeral as I had attended Leech's twenty-six years

before; Canon Ainger, a common friend of us both, performed the

service. It was a bitterly cold day, which accounted for the

sparseness of the mourners compared to the crowd that was present on

the former occasion; but bearing in mind that all those present were

either relations or old friends, all of them with the strongest and

deepest personal regard for the friend we had lost, the attendance

seemed very large indeed; and all of us, I think, in our affectionate

remembrance of one of the most singularly sweet-natured,

sweet-tempered, and simple-hearted men that ever lived, forgot for the

time that a very great artist was being laid to his rest.

[Illustration: GEORGE DU MAURIER

Social Pictorial Satire · 第 12 / 19 题