CHAPTER II

CHARACTERS OF THE COURT—READING BORROW

A FEW miles outside my native city, there stands on the bank of the Roman

Fossdyke a lonely house known as “Drinsey Nook,” formerly a tavern with

bowling greens, swings, and skittle alleys, a resort of wagonette and

boating parties out for a frolic in the sunshine. Often on bygone summer

eves have I loitered about the old inn gleaming white amid its guardian

trees, but best of all I loved to see the beechen boughs drop their fiery

leaves upon its mossy roof in the fading of the year.

To-day, as of yore, the brown-sailed barges, laden with grain or scented

fir-planks, glide lazily past the place, and a motor-boat will at times

go racing by, to the alarm of the waterhens which had almost come to look

on the sleepy canal as their own.

Does it ever dream of its gay past, I wonder—this old forgotten house

fronting upon the rush-fringed waterway?

One golden October morning, my father, who had a passion for boating on

our local waters, hired a small sailing craft, and, the breezes aiding

us, we were wafted along the Fossdyke as far as the said riparian house

of call. Hour after hour we wandered in the beech woods stretching

behind the inn, resting now on some protruding snag or fallen bole to

watch the squirrels at play, and again pushing our way breast-high

through sheets of changing bracken to the hazel thickets where the nuts

hung in clusters well within reach of our hooked sticks.

Linked with this ramble in the time of the falling leaves is an

impression I have never forgotten. “Look,” said my father, pointing to a

decayed stump of a post almost buried amid dank moss, “this is all that

remains of Tom Otter’s gibbet-tree.” I shuddered as he told how in other

days he had heard the chains clanking in the wind, and he went on to

relate that _his_ father was among the crowd of citizens who, starting

from Lincoln Castle one March morning in the year 1806, followed the

murderer’s corpse until it was hanged in irons on a post thirty feet high

on Saxilby Moor. For several days after the event, the vicinity of the

gibbet resembled a country fair with drinking booths, ballad singers,

Gypsy fiddlers, and fortune-tellers.

The impressions of childhood are enduring; and just as the smell of the

wallflowers after an April shower will revive for you, dear fellow, the

vision of a garden walk under a lichened wall, and the dainty step of

your lady love by your side, so for me the wild scent of withering

bracken in the red autumn glades prompts my fancy to envisage anew the

gruesome scene as depicted by my father on that October day long gone by.

Nor is this all.

To mention the name of Tom Otter is to call up for me more than one

swarthy inhabitant of Gypsy Court who lived to make old bones and sit by

the fire telling tales and smoking black tobacco. I have but to close my

eyes to behold a procession of these “characters” straggling out of the

dark court, their faces and figures lingering for a moment in memory’s

beam of light, then passing again into the shadows. And what strange

stories are wrapped up in the names and lives of some of these folk;

quaint comedy, grim tragedy, riotous passion, tales of love, laughter,

and tears.

There was old Tom, nicknamed “Tom o’ the Gibbet,” whose patronymic was

_Petulengro_, which is Gypsy for Smith.

Each of the great Romany clans, be it known, duplicates its surname, one

form being used before the _gawjê_ (non-Gypsies, aliens); the other form,

of cryptic import, is for the brotherhood of the blood.

Old Tom Petulengro, further known as “Sneezing Tommy,” owing to his

liking for snuff, carried on a thriving trade in wooden meat-skewers and

pegs, and in his backyard you might see him with infinite patience

cutting up willow rods or splitting blocks of close-grained elder-wood;

and for years I never used to hear in church the familiar words of the

Psalmist, “Our bones lie strewn before the pit, like as when one heweth

wood upon the earth,” without seeing that narrow yard with its shining

axe lying midst a litter of chips and splinters. Elder-wood is still in

request for meat-skewers, and to this day not a few country butchers

prefer to use the Gypsy-made article. Old Tom used to say, with a

twinkle in his eye, that he _found_ nearly all his raw material on his

journeys up and down the countryside. For, as you could not fail to

observe, it was a habit with some of the dwellers in Gypsy Court to

absent themselves periodically with their light carts and tents. Halcyon

days were those for the court Gypsies.

Let it be remembered that the County Council legend, “No camping

allowed,” had not yet begun to hit you in the eye from among the bramble

brakes on bits of wayside waste. The rural constable of that time had

not the conveniences his successor enjoys in the bicycle and the village

telephone. There were farmers who still retained a soft place in their

hearts for the Gypsy, and many a country squire viewed the nomads of the

grassy lanes with a kindly eye. If a carriage-horse grew restive in

passing a roadside fire at twilight, up from the hedge-bottom sprang an

obliging fellow who led the animal safely along and thereby won a cheery

word from the squire or his lady. Even Velveteens would hob-nob with the

jovial campers on the lord’s waste, and, quaffing a dram from their black

bottle, would toss a rabbit into the lap of a Romany mother and go on his

way. Here and there of course were tiresome believers in the hoary

policy of harassment and oppression—

“Pack, and be out of this forthwith,

D’you know you have no business here?

‘No, we hain’t got,’ said Samuel Smith,

‘No business to be anywhere.’

So wearily they went away,

Yet soon were camped in t’other lane,

And soon they laughed as wild and gay,

And soon the kettle boiled again.”

[Picture: The Camp in the Lane. Photo: Fred Shaw]

Reverting to Tom Petulengro’s sobriquet, I confess it provoked my

curiosity not a little. Tom _o’ the Gibbet_—what could the strange “tag”

mean? Time passed, even a few years, and one day its origin came to

light during a talk with Ashena Brown, Tom’s married sister, an elderly

Gypsy with a furrowed countenance and deep-set eyes which flashed with

fire as she grew excited in her talk. I can see her bowed figure and

long jetty curls, as in fancy I again stoop to enter the low-ceiled abode

in the smoky court where I listened to her chatter to the persistent

accompaniment of a donkey’s thump, thump, in an adjoining apartment.

“Wonderful fond o’ the County o’ Nottingham was my people,” said the old

lady. “They know’d every stick and stone along the Trentside, and i’ the

Shirewood (Sherwood), and many’s the time we’ve stopped at Five Lane Ends

nigh Drinsey Nook. Why, my poor dear mammy (Lord rest her soul) was once

fired at by a foot-pad as she were coming outen the public upo’ the bank

there. The man’s pistol had nobbut powder in it, for he only meant to

_trash_ (frighten) her into handing up her _lova_ (money), but she had

none about her, for her last _shukora_ (sixpence) had gone in _levina_

(ale). And after that, my mammy allus wore a big _diklo_ (kerchief)

round her head for to hide her cheek as were badly blued by the rascal’s

powder.

“Ay, and I minds how my daddy used to make teeny horseshoes, knife

handles, and netting needles, outen the bits o’ wood he _tshin_’d (cut)

off the gibbet post, and wery good oak it was. Mebbe you’s heard o’ Tom

Otter’s post nigh to the woods? Ah, but p’raps you’s never been tell’d

that our Tom was born’d under it? The night my mammy were took bad, our

tents was a’most blown to bits. The wind banged the old irons agen the

post all night long, as I’ve heard her say. And when they wanted to name

the boy, they couldn’t think of no other name but Tom, for sure as they

tried to get away from it, the name kept coming back again—Tom, Tom,

Tom—till it sort o’ dinned itself into their heads. So at last my daddy

says, ‘Let’s call him Tom and done with it,’ and i’ time, folks got

a-calling him Tom o’ the Gibbet, and it stuck to him, it did. There,

now, I must give that here _maila_ (donkey) a bite o’ summut.”

But I have not done with Tom Otter.

Here is a story even more “creepy” than the last. Ashena is again the

speaker. “I’ them days I’d some delations as did funny things that folks

wouldn’t never think o’ doing nowadays. I’d an uncle as used to talk to

the _Beng_ (Devil). If anything went wrong wi’ a hoss, he’d say,

‘_Beng_, do this, and _Beng_, do that,’ like we talks to the _Duvel_

(God) when we says ’ur prayers. But he weren’t eddicated, you see, he

didn’t know no better. And whenever uncle and aunt used to pass by Tom

Otter’s gibbet, they’d stop and look up at the poor man hanging there,

and they allus _wuser_’d (threw) him a bit o’ _hawben_ (food). They

couldn’t let theirselves go by wi’out doing that.

“And there was a baker from Harby, and whenever he passed by the place he

would put a bread loaf on to the pointed end of a long rod and shove it

into that part o’ the irons where poor Tom’s head was, and sure enough

the bread allus went. The baker got hisself into trouble for doing that,

as I’ve heard our old people say.”

Commenting on a parallel instance, occurring about the year 1779, in

which some women were wont to throw up to a gibbeted man a bunch of

tallow candles for him to eat, the Rev. S. Baring-Gould, in his _Book of

Folk-Lore_, writes: “Obviously the idea was still prevalent that life

continued to exist in the body after execution.”

In the procession of “characters” issuing from the dark court, I see two

familiar figures, the parents of my Gypsy schoolmate, who would surely

have arrested even a stranger’s gaze.

Partly from age, and partly from the habit of his calling, Plato Smith

the tinman stooped somewhat, yet his legs, which were long in comparison

with his body, carried him over the ground fast enough. A nearer view of

the old man’s countenance revealed certain scars concerning which tales

were told to his credit as a fighter. True, he had on one occasion been

worsted by an adversary, for the bridge of his nose diverged somewhat

from the straight line, a record of a telling blow. Always alert, Plato

looked the picture of spryness when soap and water had removed all traces

of the workshop, and he had donned a green cutaway coat, a bright yellow

neckcloth, and a felt “hat of antique shape,” high in the crown and broad

of brim, which was pulled well over his eyes whenever he went out. It

was whispered that none knew better than he how to whistle a horse out of

a field, but in this art I fancy he had grown rusty of late years. To be

sure, his long record as a poacher had brought him occasional lodgments

in the local house of detention, yet so ingrained was this Gypsy habit

that he could hardly refrain from chalking his gun-barrel and sallying

forth on moonlit nights.

A riverside incident associated with Sibby’s father is as fresh in my

memory as if it happened but yesterday. A stream neither broad nor deep

is our homely Witham, crawling onward through fenny flats to the North

Sea. It was here that I learned on summer days to pull an oar in an old

black coble, and to glide steel-shod over the ice in the Christmas

holidays. Along a certain reach of the river, I was initiated by an

elder brother into the mysteries of angling on those tranquil evenings

when the bold perch showed their heads above water, like the fishes that

listened to St. Anthony’s sermon. Now it fell upon a day that my brother

and I were crossing the river by ferry-boat, a few miles outside the

city, our companions being Plato Smith and an ecclesiastic from the

minster-close—four happy anglers were we. At one end of the

flat-bottomed ferry-boat stood the parson fingering his rod and whistling

a lively tune, when, in midstream, there was a sudden hitch in the chain,

flinging the perspiring ferryman upon his face, and at the same time

precipitating our friend from the minster-close headlong into the river.

Never have I seen a wild duck, or a white-pate coot, disappear more

cleanly from sight than did our brother of “the cloth” into the liquid

element. Thanks mainly to Gypsy Plato’s resourcefulness, he was

extricated pretty quickly, and we left him in the care of an innkeeper,

in whose parlour at dusk we met him in borrowed raiment, looking more

than usually pallid of countenance beneath the broad eaves of our kindly

host’s old-fashioned Sunday “topper” padded to fit with a vivid red

handkerchief.

A personality even more striking was Plato’s consort, Abigail, as you saw

her sunning herself under the parapet of the Witham bridge hard by the

“Three Magpies” Inn, her black eyes blinking as a gust from the river

flapped the loose ends of her gay kerchiefs which she wore three or four

deep, meeting on her bosom in old-time style. Hooked like a falcon’s

beak, her nose drooped over her pursed lips towards a prominent chin,

giving her a witchlike mien. Quadrupled strings of corals encircled her

wizened neck, and a black velvet bodice bedecked with silver buttons, a

skirt of bold check pattern, and a poke-bonnet formed her customary

walking attire. Often, on her homeward way after her daily round with

the basket, have I met her puffing a small black pipe as she shuffled

along our lane. By _didakais_ (half-breeds) she was certainly feared,

and they maintained it was bad luck to meet her first thing of a morning,

and were known to turn back on seeing her in the street. “Her eyes make

you feel that queer” was a common saying, and it follows that she ranked

high as a fortune-teller. Seldom a fair passed but you met her in the

noisy throng, chaffing the _gawjê_ (gentiles), or surrounded by a group

of village Johnnies and Mollies eager to have their palms read. What a

picture she made as she stooped to tighten the girths of her shaggy

donkey at whose head stood the wild, dusky Sibby with a spring wind

whisking her black locks about her cheeks, out on the open road beyond

the town, for maid and mother were devoted companions on many a foray

into the villages dotted over Lincoln Heath.

Another conspicuous character of the court was a quaint little hunchback,

a pedlar by trade, whose sad deformity and resentful temper caused him to

become the butt of every street gamin’s joke. He would often be seen in

company with Sammy Noble, a wooden-legged vendor of firewood. The pair,

I regret to say, called too frequently at taverns, and more than once I

have seen them assisted home by kindly policemen, or “peelers,” as they

were then called, who if resurrected to-day in their long black coats and

chimney-pot hats, would surely be taken for nothing short of cathedral

dignitaries.

The hero of the Gypsy colony was a tall athletic fellow, “Soldier”

’Plisti (or Supplistia) Boswell, who also bore the nickname of “Jumping

Jack,” of whom I give a reminiscence or two here.

One day a country squire was driving a pony chaise along a lane, and,

rounding a corner, he came upon a ring of Gypsies roasting hedgehogs.

Imagine his astonishment to see a slender lad spring up, and, running a

few yards, take a flying leap clear over the pony’s back, a feat so

pleasing to the squire that he called the boy to his side and, presenting

him with a bright crown-piece, offered—so the tale runs—“to keep him like

a gentleman for life.” In return for which kindness, the Gypsy was

expected to disown his people, a condition which was not jumped at by

Jack.

’Plisti’s home in Gypsy Court was one day the scene of a singular

incident. A fox closely pursued by the hounds dashed through the open

door of the living-room, where before the fire lay the Gypsy asleep and

snoring. Reynard in his haste managed to sweep the sleeper’s face with

his brush; and mighty was the yell that burst from ’Plisti’s throat on

being thus disturbed, causing the fox to seek refuge in a hovel hard by,

where the dogs fell upon him. A brother of mine who was in the court at

the time obtained possession of the brush, and the trophy was given a

conspicuous place in our home.

In those days it was no unusual course for the Gypsy lads to enlist in

the Militia, and ’Plisti looked every inch a soldier as he marched

homeward from the morning’s drill on the common. In play he would level

his musket at you, and laugh like a merry boy, if you caught his spirit

and made believe that you were wounded. If he was proud of his scarlet

jacket, his characteristic Gypsy vanity led him to glory in shirts of

dyes so resplendent that in comparison the vaunted multi-coloured coat of

Joseph would indeed have been thrown into the shade.

The Gypsy spell cast upon me in childhood was now reinforced by my

discovery of the autobiographical writings of George Borrow. It was in

my teens that I devoured _Lavengro_ in its original three-volume form.

By taper-light in an attic bedroom at home, or in some hollow on the

common where the battered race-cards whitened the base of the gorse

bushes—our old common is the annual scene of the Lincolnshire Handicap—I

thrilled over the boy Borrow’s encounter with the Gypsies in the green

lane at Norman Cross. I followed him through the crowded horse-fair at

Norwich, and into the smoky tents pitched upon Mousehold Heath. But the

episode which impressed me most of all was the fight with the Flaming

Tinman. The _dramatis personæ_ of that narrative would pursue me even

into my dreams. _The Romany Rye_, with its vivid picture of Horncastle

Fair, was pleasant enough reading, though not nearly so fascinating as

_Lavengro_. Little did I think that the coming days were to bring some

of Borrows originals within my ken.

[Picture: A daughter of “Jasper Petulengro”]

How far Borrow’s Gypsies are portraits of individuals, and to what extent

we are able to identify them, are questions which have often been asked.

Don Jorge would probably have denied the charge of individual

portraiture, yet there is no doubt that he had definite prototypes in his

mind’s eye when penning his narratives. Just as in _Guy Mannering_, Sir

Walter Scott portrayed an actual Jean Gordon under the name of Meg

Merrilies, so we know that Borrow has given us his old friend Ambrose

Smith under the now famous cognomen of “Jasper Petulengro,” a fact made

plain by Dr. Knapp in his monumental work {28} familiar to all Gypsy

students. Shortly before his death at Dunbar in October, 1878, Ambrose

Smith and his wife Sanspirela (a Heron before marriage), together with

their family, had been noticed and befriended by Queen Victoria. To wit:

the following entry in _More Leaves from the Journal of a Life in the

Highlands_.

“_August_ 26_th_, 1878.—At half-past three started with Beatrice,

Leopold, and the Duchess in the landau, and four, the Duke, Lady Ely,

General Ponsonby, and Mr. Yorke, going in the second carriage, and

Lord Haddington riding all the way. We drove through the west part

of Dunbar, which was very full, and we were literally pelted with

small nosegays, till the carriage was full of them; then for some

distance past the village of Belheven, Knockendale Hill, where were

stationed in their best attire the queen of the gipsies, an oldish

woman [Sanspirela] with a yellow handkerchief on her head, and a

youngish, very dark, and truly gipsy-like woman in velvet and a red

shawl, and another woman. The queen is a thorough gipsy, with a

scarlet cloak and a yellow handkerchief around her head. Men in red

hunting-coats, all very dark, and all standing on a platform here,

bowed and waved their handkerchiefs.”

In the seventh chapter of _The Romany Rye_, Borrow tells how he one day

got his dinner “entirely off the body of a squirrel which had been shot

the day before by a chal of the name of Piramus, who, besides being a

good shot, was celebrated for his skill in playing on the fiddle.”

Nieces of Piramus Gray, whom I know, have testified to their uncle’s

excellence as a marksman, and on the authority of Sinfai, a daughter of

Piramus, I have been told that Ambrose Smith’s praise of her father’s

fiddling was well founded.

“About a week ago my people and myself” (the speaker is Ambrose,

_i.e._ Jasper Petulengro) “were encamped on a green by a plantation

in the neighbourhood of a great house. In the evening we were making

merry, the girls dancing, while Piramus was playing on the fiddle a

tune of his own composing, to which he had given his own name,

Piramus of Rome, and which is much celebrated amongst our people, and

from which I have been told one of the grand gorgio composers who

once heard it has taken several hints.”

The gifted fiddler was at that time only a slim fellow of twenty-eight

summers. Long years afterwards, when Piramus was a very old man and I a

youth of twenty, I remember seeing him in our Lincolnshire town of Louth,

where he was still tapping with his tinker’s hammer and fondling his

violin in his cottage at the River Head. A story which the old man never

tired of telling was that of his brother Jack’s heroism.

Upon a day, many years ago, the children of Piramus were boating on a

river, and, their craft capsizing, all were flung into the stream. Jack,

who happened to be on the bank, leaped in and saved all but two, the

oldest and the youngest, who were drowned. In his day Piramus had

excelled as a fighter, and certainly the knotty fists of the aged tinman

looked as if they had done service in the bruising line.

Two visitors who loved to cheer the last days of Piramus were his

daughter Sinfai and her husband, Isaac Heron, who have themselves now

passed away. Whenever I think of the tall figure of Old Isaac, I recall

one evening in the summer of 1876, when a camp of the Herons lay just

outside of Lincoln. What appeared to be a Gypsy trial was in progress,

and I remember the inward thrill on beholding those Herons in a ring,

chattering like a flock of daws. Inside the circle stands a young man,

bare-headed, stripped of coat and vest, and gesticulating wildly. Now he

flings his arms about, and now he thrusts his fingers through his shaggy

black hair. On his brow the sweat stands in beads. I can hear the name

“Wilhelmina,” as it comes in a piercing shriek from his lips. The old

men and women are muttering together as calmly they look on. In that

throng were Isaac and Sinfai, along with some of the older Yorkshire

Herons, Golias, Khulai, and others.

In after years I came to know very intimately many members of the clan

Heron, and among them a niece of that weird old hag, Mrs. Herne (to use

Borrow’s spelling of the name), who sent the poisoned cake to Lavengro in

Mumper’s Dingle.

Having had a romantic interest in the Gypsies aroused in me thus early, I

naturally looked forward to the days when I should leave home and meet

the people of the _kawlo rat_ (black blood) in other parts of the

country.

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