CHAPTER XXII.

Saturday, the 13th of September, 1851, at five o'clock in the evening,

we went on board the Carolina, then lying at the wharf, and all

ready for sea. She was a propeller of six hundred tons, built as a

two-decker, but had afterwards been raised by her present proprietors,

who, in their disinterested anxiety to promote the comfort of their

passengers, would gladly have gone on adding story to story till she

was as high as the Astor House or the Tower of Babel, if they could

only have devised a plan for making her as firm as either of those

centres of wealth and fashion. She seemed now as crowded as a well

filled pincushion; but it is a curious though well authenticated fact,

and one of which the various steamboat companies have not failed to

take advantage, that five hundred passengers returning from California

occupy little more room than half that number from the Atlantic

States; either because the disappointment that most of them meet with

operates like the prick of a pin on an inflated bladder, or because,

and this I apprehend is after all the true reason, the hot and arid

temperature of that country so dries up the fluids and juices of the

body that it gradually wizzles away till it is reduced to the same

condition as a mummy or dried apple.

Be this as it may, on looking round among my fellow passengers I saw

many who seemed to feel as if they could easily creep into a rat-hole;

and, for my own part, if it had not been for the belt round my waist,

I have no doubt I could have squeezed through a crack or into a

bottle without the slightest inconvenience. But gaunt, and wizzled,

and woe-begone as was the appearance of our company, it was nothing to

what was brought about by a few weeks' confinement on shipboard; so

that if the voyage had been long enough, a good sized pea-pod would

have furnished a craft amply sufficient for our shrunken mortality.

The Carolina went to sea with four hundred passengers, of whom nearly

three-fourths were in the steerage. The accommodations provided for

this class consisted of a large cabin on the lower deck, and a smaller

one directly above it, both furnished with berths similar to those

of a river steamboat, with this difference, that though scarcely

any wider, they were intended to be occupied by two persons. In

cold weather this would have been hardly tolerable, and the reader

can imagine the delights of such intimate fellowship in the sultry

sluggish air of the tropics. After one or two trials I gave up in

despair, and spreading my blankets on deck, slept there every night

during the remainder of the voyage. At least half of my companions had

the same choice--we made the vast Pacific our bed-chamber, and strewed

the lofty deck of our steamer thicker than leaves in Vallambrosa.

By eight o'clock every spot was occupied, and it was then almost

impossible to cross the deck, especially in rough weather, without

tripping over some unlucky nose, or flattening it level with the

astonished cheeks. The ship now became silent as the dawn of creation,

except the hoarse coffee-mill grinding of the propeller, and the

palpable stillness of the passing ripple. We could almost hear the

stars twinkling in the sky, and the hum-top spin of the round-faced

moon. This was delightful--delicious--enchanting--excessively

fine--but several hours later, about the time that the milk-cart

rattles o'er the stony street, and the fisherman's horn splits the

dull ear of night--when the punctual plodding Phoebus, climbing his

eastern ladder, streaks the wide horizon with his floating golden

hair--a mimic deluge, commencing at the forecastle, comes drowning

out our little world. Onto the hencoops! up into the rigging! down

into the steerage! every man for himself, and the long crawling hose,

a veritable sea-serpent, take the hindmost! "Oh! preserve us!" cries

some heavy dreamer, striking out as if to swim--"oh--ah--whooo! I

thought the ship was sinking;" and now wide awake, "Bless us! if I

don't wish she would."

This was pleasant weather, but sometimes it rained and blew. Then the

labouring ship, making more angles with the horizon than Sir Isaac

Newton ever dreamed of, rolled our loose disjointed bodies crunching

over the oaken planks--the sullen soddening rain hung every bristle on

our blankets with conglobing drops--or a phosphorescent wave drenched

us to the skin, filling our eyes, our mouths, our pockets, with its

briny flood. If all the resolutions made at such times should be kept,

few would ever trust themselves again to the treacherous element.

The first four days of our voyage passed pleasantly enough. The sea

was smooth, the sky was fair, a favouring breeze pushed us gently

on our way, and we ran in that time nearly nine hundred miles. The

thoughts of home with which all were occupied, though they produced a

silence and reserve strangely in contrast with the noisy hilarity of

the voyage out, at the same time disposed all to bear the hardships

and annoyances incident to their situation with patience and good

humour. We became by degrees, like a barrel of apples, shaken and

jolted into our places until we were able to move about the deck

without displacing another at every step. The prospect of a speedy

run, and the hope of beating the Panama that was to start two days

after us, heightened the general satisfaction.

But this scene was changed with the capricious suddenness of a play.

The fifth night I had spread my blankets on a hencoop, and fell asleep

with the stars burning undimmed in the firmament. I was awakened

about midnight by a dismal uproar for which no place on land is big

enough unless it be the desert of Sahara, or one of our western

prairies. A sudden squall had sprung up from the south, directly in

our teeth. The canvass awnings stretched across the deck twisted and

writhed as if in torture. The sailors, at the hoarse cry of "all hands

ahoy," came trampling along the deck, knocking down the stupid wakers

who sat upright on their blankets like half animated right angles, and

rubbed their sleepy eyes. Two hundred piles of bedding at one and the

same moment seemed endowed with the power of locomotion, and began to

walk, and creep, and tumble towards the steerage.

And now the mighty Pacific seemed bent on showing us what she could do

with our cockle-shell of a boat. After the first angry burst, as if

sounding the charge, she went to work with a coolness and deliberation

well suited to her royalty and power. She tossed us from one hand

to another with stunning violence. Her winds blew not wearily, but

with that fierce energy as if they had just been let loose from their

stalls. The sea went up, and the sky came down, as if, like the man in

the iron cage, we were to be crushed between the walls of our dungeon.

A sensation of sea-sickness--of stupidity--of utter loathing and yet

desire of life--of wet clothes clinging heavily to the shrunken,

shivering body--of breathing an atmosphere half air half water--a

feeling as if one had fins and scales--a constant holding on to hats,

or watching them with strange melancholy as they fly away in the

distance--these things, together with a dreamy, ill-defined sublimity

over all, make up a storm at sea.

But this was not the end. Our ship, after skilfully dodging for a

long time the tremendous blows aimed at her by the furious waves, at

length received such a punch in the breast as seemed fairly to knock

the breath out of her body. No outward injury was at first discovered,

but she bled inwardly and had evidently sprung a dangerous leak. I

was sitting like a perpendicular mummy on the deserted quarter-deck,

about two o'clock in the morning, watching the dim billows that sent

a constant flood of foam over the bows, when St. John came up, and

steadying himself by my chair, informed me in a sepulchral whisper

that there were ten feet of water in the hold, that the leak was

gaining fast, and threatened to put out the fires. Instinctively I

put my hand to the leathern belt around my waist, and groaned aloud.

Was it for this that I had braved the hardships of a six months'

voyage and the sickness and toil of two years in the mines? Was it

for this that I had spoilt forever the beauty of my hands and the

delicacy of my complexion? Had I stood day after day in those ice-cold

rivers, like a man with his feet on the pole and his head under the

equator--had I swallowed doses innumerable of oil and laudanum, of

blue mass and quinine, only to feed the fishes at last? If I had got

nothing, it would have been less matter; but as it was, how I hated

the ugly shark who would gulp me at a single mouthful, the richest

supper since Cleopatra's pearl. I got up, and unrolling myself from

my blankets, walked forward and looked down the hatchway above the

furnaces. A red and angry glare from the crevices around the doors

showed a mass of water black as pitch rolling and swashing with the

motion of the vessel within a foot of the fires. It was Phlegethon

shedding its baleful light on the dark and melancholy Styx. A group

of passengers stood leaning against the iron railing, watching with

strange interest the firemen below standing knee deep in the inky

flood, and still plying their task with sullen resolution. As they

threw open the clanging doors, we caught glimpses of the fires burning

with a fierceness of purpose that seemed to defy the ocean to put it

out; but still the insidious element crept on, and we already heard

the ominous hiss like the skirmishes before a great battle, as the

foremost of the assailants dashed against the bars of the furnace.

If the waters prevailed, as they were sure to do in this unequal

contest, our only hope of salvation was gone; for the pump attached

to the engine, though sadly out of order, and able to work but

about half the time, was still superior in effective service to the

united strength of all in the ship. As long as that could be kept in

operation there was no danger of the leak gaining upon us, and it

was owing simply to its having partially failed, that the state of

affairs now looked so threatening. One of the passengers, "a darned

bluenose," as he was styled by the ungrateful Yankees whose lives he

had volunteered to save at the risk of his own, had ventured out under

the bowsprit and nailed some canvass over the principal leak; but

there was another he could not reach, and the situation of which was

not exactly known. One declared it was under the engine--another, with

equal confidence, asserted that it was somewhere about the bows. It

was now discovered that the ship was known to be leaky when we sailed;

the first mate had said that they had been obliged to keep the pumps

going even while she lay at the wharf--the engineer confirmed this

story, and added, moreover, that the engine was in an equally unsafe

condition. It had in some way broken loose from its fastenings and

threatened to knock a hole through the ship's bottom, but by tying it

up with ropes they were enabled to maintain a sufficient weight of

steam to keep the ship's head to the wind; and in this situation we

lay for several days without making a single mile.

Still the services of the engine were indispensible to our safety, and

it was necessary under such a pressing emergency to take immediate

measures for its relief. Two of the passengers descended into the

hold and took their station by the side of the firemen. Others were

ranged at convenient intervals on the slender iron ladders that led

to the upper decks--a large number of buckets were provided, and the

work commenced. The undertaking was greatly impeded by the rolling and

pitching of the ship that rendered it at times extremely difficult to

maintain a footing upon the ladders, and now and then threw half a

bucket of water, that had nearly reached the top, down onto the heads

of those below.

But now the anxious question arose, would they be able to lower the

water in the hold or even to prevent its rising higher. For a long

time the scale hung in doubtful balance, but at last the cheerful news

was shouted up to us that the water was lowered about an inch. It

was now suggested to draw the supply for the boilers from within the

ship instead of taking that without. The pump used for this purpose

was accordingly set in operation, and by the united powers of men and

steam all fear of immediate danger was at length removed. The storm

had spent its violence, the sea became smooth, and in a few days we

arrived at Acapulco, where the Panama had gone in just before us.

Like her we will also improve the opportunity, and gladly escaping

from these boisterous scenes of alarm and confusion, take refuge in

the quiet haven of more serene and peaceful meditations. Wars and

battles, though occupying so large a space in history, are after all

far less deserving of our sober study than the more domestic narrative

of private firesides; and I trust the reader will turn with equal

satisfaction from storm and shipwreck to the individual interests of

our little community.

I take it for granted that all will agree with me in considering the

subject on which we are about entering, of paramount importance;

and this conviction, while it inflames my desire, at the same time

heightens my sense of my inability to do justice to a question of such

universality of interest.

The clerk of whom we bought our tickets was a remarkably handsome

man, and when he assured us with an air of sincerity an angel might

have envied, that the steerage passengers would have the same fare

as that provided for the cabin, though in a little different shape,

I was simple enough to believe that it was at least one-half true.

This was the more inexcusable, as I had already been once deceived in

a similar manner, and had had the lesson, one would suppose, pretty

effectually ground into my stomach during our never-to-be-forgotten

voyage in the Leucothea. But as some one, I think it is the amiable

Pecksniff, feelingly observes, it is my nature to be deceived, and a

hundred voyages would probably have had no more effect. However, when

the handsome clerk had received our money, and had turned us over to

the tender mercies of a captain who knew nothing, and a parcel of

blacks who cared nothing what the steerage had to eat, we found that

the agent, who was probably a pleasant fellow, or a philosopher, had,

to say the least, indulged in a figure of speech when he made use of

the expression quoted above.

Chemically and philosophically he was undoubtedly correct, and a

chemist or a philosopher might have understood him; but a common

man, or any one taking his words in their every day meaning, would

have been wofully deceived. The cabin fare took the shape of roast

beef, and pork, and chickens--of pies and puddings--of soft tack and

butter--of nuts and fruit. By the time it reached the steerage, the

fresh had become salt--the soft tack had grown hard as the heart of

its owners--the puddings had degenerated into boiled rice, sometimes

raw, sometimes burnt, often both at once--while the pies and other

articles of the dessert were not there at all, either in their own

shape or any other.

There was another sense however in which the agent, who I never will

believe wilfully intended to deceive us, might have expected his

promise to be interpreted. All these various luxuries were prepared

in a single galley half sunk below the level of the deck and covered

by a grating and an open skylight. Around this grating the steerage

passengers were permitted to assemble, and snuff up as much of the

fragrant odours as mixed with other and less inviting exhalations,

found their way into the upper air. Sometimes, if one waited long

enough and humbled himself sufficiently, one of the black cooks would

extend to him graciously the royal favour, and bestow upon him a

pickle or a bit of bread, or even leave to him the superfluity of his

own repast. In addition to this inestimable privilege we dwellers in

the middle of the ship, half way between the aristocracy of the cabin

and the democracy of the forecastle, were allowed to feast our eyes

on the savoury messes carried past our quarters in tin pans of vast

circumference, and even to look on at a respectful distance while the

different watches ate and drank with the most sublime indifference.

The scene constantly reminded me of a huge mastiff gnawing a bone,

while a troop of curs and puppies walk about him, wistfully eyeing the

fragments as they disappear one after another in his capacious jaws,

and after he has finished carefully lick up every particle too small

for his magnanimous appetite.

But it would be necessary to descend still lower in the scale of

creation to find a fit illustration of the manner in which our meals

were conducted. Two narrow tables were suspended from the ceiling in

the upper cabin, capable of seating about seventy persons. As there

were nearly three hundred passengers, of course only one-fourth could

be accommodated at once, and the tables had to be set four times in

succession; so that each meal commonly occupied several hours. Out of

these three hundred at least two hundred and fifty were possessed with

an insane desire to sit down at the first table; either because they

fancied there would be a greater abundance, or from that abhorrence of

being last, which has come to be considered an American characteristic.

Long before the usual hour, a little knot of the more hungry, or

more determined sort, had collected round the hatch opening into the

steerage. At the same time various symptoms began to show that all

were in expectation of some important event. The readers shut up their

books and put them into their pockets--the card players swept up their

cards from the deck--the talkers stopped talking and pricked up their

ears--every thing foretold the impending dinner. The crowd around the

hatchway has grown larger and denser, and only waits the steward's

signal to precipitate itself almost bodily into the steerage below.

Those in the centre sit with their legs dangling down the hatch, and

from this elevated position eye the sluggish movements of the waiters

with ravenous impatience.

"What they got for dinner?" cries some unfortunate on the skirts of

the throng vainly striving to look over the shoulders of the circle.

"Roast turkey and plum pudding," answer half a dozen voices, "don't

you wish you could get some?" and this well-worn jest never fails to

be received with shouts of laughter. At last all the preparations

are completed--the step ladder is reared against the deck, and in

an instant eighty hungry bipeds drop, like apples from a tree when

violently shaken, down into the steerage. But at the same moment a

second party, who have lain all the while perdu in their berths,

suddenly emerge from their hiding-places and appropriate without

ceremony all the seats on one side of the tables, and half of the

eighty are obliged to return grumbling and swearing to the deck.

And now begins a scene of confusion such as fortunately is witnessed

nowhere except at sea. Half-a-dozen hands are at once stretched out

for the salt beef, but the dish is of tin and will bear hard pulling.

The one who prevails in the contest cuts off the choicest bit for

himself, and pushes the dish to his next neighbour. "Hand along them

pertaters"--"pass up that bread"--"here waiter! steward! the soup

is all gone"--"can't help it; it's all there is"--"give me a mug, I

say"--"what the d---- do you call this?"--"I haven't had a potato

these three days"--"faugh! the rice's burnt again"--"that feller's got

'em all"--"let me out o' this, I say"--such are the cries that, larded

with a plentiful sprinkling of oaths, go to make up the conversation

at this elegant repast.

But luckily it is of no long duration; in fifteen or twenty minutes

the last straggler has disappeared up the hatch, and the tables are

put in order for the second division. The excitement is now even

greater than before, and the same scenes as those last described are

repeated in a still more aggravated form on each successive occasion.

The last comers were sometimes too impatient to wait till the dishes

could be washed, and filled up the benches as fast as they were

vacated by their predecessors. Thus the same plate might be kept in

constant service, and the successive strata of beef and mustard, rice

and molasses, that had accumulated on its surface, would afford a very

accurate index of the number of times it had been employed.

To obviate as far as possible the evils arising from this state of

confusion, the passengers voluntarily divided into four sections, and

determined by lot the order of precedence. This order was to continue

until we reached Acapulco, when it was to be reversed, the first

division becoming last, and the last first. This arrangement, however,

was never carried into effect, inasmuch as the first and second

divisions suddenly discovered that it would not be for their advantage

to fulfil the contract; and accordingly all things returned to their

original chaos.

In hopes of obtaining a little improvement in our bill of fare we also

agreed to have but two meals a day, but this hope proving utterly

fallacious, this measure became extremely unpopular, and it was

impossible to find a single passenger who would allow that he had

voted in its favour. After various remonstrances made to the captain

and other officers by different individuals, a mass meeting was held

and a committee of three appointed to state our grievances to the

captain and solicit his interference. The great man received them

graciously, and promised after dinner to visit the steerage in person.

Accordingly about the middle of the afternoon he was seen advancing

towards our quarters. Attended by an eager crowd of followers he

descended the ladder, and looked curiously round on the novel and

interesting spectacle. A plate was presented to him containing a

portion of hot water with a little grease floating on the surface,

and dignified by the name of soup. With the flavour of roast chicken

and plum pudding yet lingering about his palate it was hardly to be

expected that he should find such a compound much to his liking; but

it was no slight proof of condescension even to taste it at all, and

manifested a freedom from vulgar prejudice and a willingness to be

convinced worthy of the highest praise.

As many of the passengers as could find standing room had followed

the captain down the ladder, and now stood peeping over each other's

shoulders and watching his movements in respectful silence. The rest

gathered round the hatch on deck, and as they could not see what was

going on one of their number would from time to time inquire of those

below, and then repeat the answer for the benefit of his companions.

"What's the cap'n doing?" says the telegraph on deck.

"He's lookin' round," returns the other in a loud whisper.

"An' what's he doing now?"

"He's tastin' the soup."

"An' what does he say?"

"He says it's first rate;" and at this a low murmur of disapprobation

runs through the crowd. "Hang his old pictur! I wish he had to eat

it," cries one, shrugging his shoulders.

"It's just what I expected," mutters another who looks as if he had a

fancy to play the part of Catiline. "I tell you nothing'll ever do any

good till we take the law into our own hands."

All those within hearing of these daring words instantly turn their

eyes towards the speaker, some with sympathetic admiration, others

to take his measure and see if his bearing corresponds with his

utterance; while he, conscious of the scrutiny, straightens himself

up and stares disdainfully into vacancy. Half-a-dozen of the same

kidney then work their way up to him, and they all begin in a low

tone to discuss the reasons why they should deprive the captain of

his command, and, if he resisted, put him in irons or even tow him

overboard for a mile or two. All seem greatly pleased with this last

suggestion, for the idea of a steamboat captain bobbing up and down

at the end of a long rope, and bubbling out his cries for help, and

promises of amendment is, it must be confessed, very facetious and

amusing. These arch conspirators thus mutually inflamed their noble

rage, and proved so conclusively that they ought to take command of

the ship, and the ease with which it could be done, that I never

exactly understood why they didn't do it.

Captain W. having finished his inspection again mounted the ladder,

and unconscious of the dangers by which he was surrounded walked

calmly through the crowd that opened to give a passage. I expected at

every step to see rude hands laid on his collar, and a revolver at

each ear; but at this unlucky moment every one seemed seized with a

sudden attack of modesty that disposed him to remain in the background

and yield the post of honour to others. If it had not been for this

unfortunate coincidence I have no doubt I should have been gratified

by witnessing the entertaining spectacle suggested above; for the

captain, having stopped but a moment at the galley to give some orders

to the cooks, had no sooner passed the mainmast than his enemies all

at once regained their usual confidence, and shook their fists at him

behind his back with most alarming ferocity.

The result of this visit was the next day visible in a nondescript

dish, consisting of junks of fresh pork stewed with corresponding

junks of dough, and a large quantity of potatoes; after which

favourable symptom there was a relapse of our old complaint.

Under these circumstances an invitation we received to dine with a

select party in the lower steerage was naturally accepted with the

same eagerness with which a starving author in those days when

starving was the fashion would have hurried to dine with a noble

lord. One of our entertainers had already made my mouth water by

the rapturous terms in which he described the approaching banquet,

and I waited impatiently for the appointed hour of four. He and his

companions had in some way propitiated the sooty functionaries of the

cabin, either by flattery or Panama brandy, and had thus succeeded

in accumulating the materials for a repast of the most elegant and

_recherche_ description. It would be in vain, however, to attempt

to give a full and particular account; it will be sufficient to

indicate to the reader a few of the principal dishes, leaving to his

imagination the same work that we left to our own, that of supplying

the various accessories.

The first course consisted of beef, pork, and chicken, roast, boiled,

and stewed, served up with a soup of the most varied and exquisite

flavour. There was a scanty allowance of soft bread, and a plentiful

supply of fresh biscuit six months old. There were potatoes in

abundance, onions enough to smell of, and if spice were wanting, salt

and pepper were to be had for the asking.

Having thus set out my first course, I fancy the reader picturing to

his mind's eye a large table groaning under the weight of a dozen

or twenty dishes, and all the useless additions of an unnatural and

sickly civilization. But this would be doing gross injustice to a

feast whose most striking characteristic was a grand and massive

simplicity. The whole of the luxuries I have enumerated were comprised

in a single dish--a round tin pan of moderate circumference, resting

on the middle of a sailor's chest belonging to our host. If any one

should cavil at this explanation as being altogether monstrous and

incredible, I would refer him for an illustration to the tent of the

fairy Peribanon, which a sea-pie as our dish was denominated, doth

most closely resemble: inasmuch as it may, and sometimes doth, consist

of but a few articles, and at others affords comfortable lodgings

to a mighty host. But certain it is that a naturalist, on examining

the various bones that were exhumed from the bowels of our pasty,

would have been sadly puzzled to determine the animal to which it

had belonged, and would probably have astonished the world with a

marvellous account of some prodigious monster belonging neither to the

Saurians nor Ophidians, but more strange than either, with the head of

a swine, the liver of an ox, and the legs and gizzard of a bird.

Our second course consisted of oranges; the third varied indefinitely

according to the imaginative powers of the guests. A coffee-pot

two-thirds full of brandy, sugar, and water, supplied the

never-failing accompaniment. As chairs were wanting, as well as a

place to put them, we sat on trunks and boxes, or insinuated as large

a portion of our persons as was convenient into the berths on either

side; a very favourable position for the eating of soup, as it brings

the head almost down to the knees, and thus prevents those slips

between the cup and the lip that are nowhere else so many as at sea.

On the strength of this dinner I went as far as Acapulco; when, like

that wary old campaigner, Sir Dugald Dalgetty, we laid in a store of

provant sufficient to last for several days. The various hotels at

this place, The United States, The American House, and others with

less hospitable names, were at once invaded by a hungry swarm, and

the eggs, the chickens, the bread and milk that had been accumulating

since the departure of the last steamer, were stowed away with a

celerity that excited the mingled delight and consternation of our

entertainers. But we must leave this place for another chapter.

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