In those racy old times, when the manners and usages of Irishmen were
more simple and pastoral than they are at present, dancing was cultivated
as one of the chief amusements of life, and the dancing-master looked
upon as a person essentially necessary to the proper enjoyment of our
national recreation. Of all the amusements peculiar to our population,
dancing is by far the most important, although certainly much less so
now than it has been, even within our own memory. In Ireland it may be
considered as a very just indication of the spirit and character of the
people; so much so, that it would be extremely difficult to find any
test so significant of the Irish heart, and its varied impulses, as the
dance, when contemplated in its most comprehensive spirit. In the first
place, no people dance so well as the Irish, and for the best reason in
the world, as we shall show. Dancing, every one must admit, although a
most delightful amusement, is not a simple, nor distinct, nor primary
one. On the contrary, it is merely little else than a happy and agreeable
method of enjoying music; and its whole spirit and character most
necessarily depend upon the power of the heart to _feel_ the melody to
which the limbs and body move. Every nation, therefore, remarkable for a
susceptibility of music, is also remarkable for a love of dancing, unless
religion or some other adequate obstacle, arising from an anomalous
condition of society, interposes to prevent it. Music and dancing being
in fact as dependent the one on the other as cause and effect, it
requires little argument to prove that the Irish, who are so sensitively
alive to the one, should in a very high degree excel at the other; and
accordingly it is so.
Nobody, unless one who has seen and _also felt_ it, can conceive the
incredible, nay, the inexplicable exhilaration of the heart, which a
dance communicates to the peasantry of Ireland. Indeed, it resembles not
so much enthusiasm as inspiration. Let a stranger take his place among
those who are assembled at a dance in the country, and mark the change
which takes place in Paddy’s whole temperament, physical and moral.
He first rises up rather indolently, selects his own sweetheart, and
assuming such a station on the floor as renders it necessary that both
should “face the fiddler,” he commences. On the dance then goes, quietly
at the outset; gradually he begins to move more sprightly; by and bye
the right hand is up, and a crack of the fingers is heard; in a minute
afterwards both hands are up and two cracks are heard, the hilarity
and brightness of his eye all the time keeping pace with the growing
enthusiasm that is coming over him, and which eye, by the way, is most
lovingly fixed upon, or, we should rather say, _into_, that of his modest
partner. From that partner he never receives an _open_ gaze in return,
but in lieu of this an occasional glance, quick as thought and brilliant
as a meteor, seems to pour into him a delicious fury that is made up of
love--sometimes a little of whisky, kindness, pride of his activity, and
a reckless force of momentary happiness that defies description. Now
commences the dance in earnest. Up he bounds in a fling or a caper--crack
go the fingers--cut and treble go the feet, heel and toe, right and left.
Then he flings the right heel up to the ham, up again the left, the whole
face in a furnace-heat of ecstatic delight. “Whoo! whoo! your sowl! Move
your elbow, Mickey (this to the fiddler). Quicker, quicker, man alive,
or you’ll lose sight of me. Whoo! Judy, that’s the girl; handle your
feet, avourneen; that’s it, acushla! stand to me! Hurroo for our side
of the house!” And thus does he proceed with a vigour, and an agility,
and a truth of time, that are incredible, especially when we consider
the whirlwind of enjoyment which he has to direct. The conduct of his
partner, whose face is lit up into a modest blush, is evidently tinged
with his enthusiasm--for who could resist it?--but it is exhibited with
great natural grace, joined to a delicate vivacity that is equally gentle
and animated, and in our opinion precisely what dancing in a female ought
to be--a blending of healthful exercise and innocent enjoyment.
I have seen not long since an Irish dance by our talented countryman
Mr M’Clise, and it is very good, with the exception of the girl who is
dancing. That, however, is a sad blot upon what is otherwise a good
picture. Instead of dancing with the native modesty so peculiar to our
countrywomen, she dances with the unseemly movements of a tipsy virago,
or a trull in Donnybrook; whilst her face has a leer upon it that reminds
one of some painted drab on the outside of a booth between the periods of
performance. This must neither be given to us, nor taken as a specimen of
what Irishwomen are--the chastest and modestest females on the earth.
There are a considerable variety of dances in Ireland, from the simple
“reel of two” up to the country-dance, all of which are mirthful. There
are however, others which are serious, and may be looked upon as the
exponents of the pathetic spirit of our country. Of the latter I fear
several are altogether lost; and I question whether there be many persons
now alive in Ireland who know much about the _Horo Lhèig_, which, from
the word it begins with, must necessarily have been danced only on
mournful occasions. It is only at wakes and funereal customs in those
remote parts of the country where old usages are most pertinaciously
clung to, that any elucidation of the _Horo Lhèig_ and others of our
forgotten dances could be obtained. At present, I believe, the only
serious one we have is the _cotillon_, or, as they term it in the
country, the cut-a-long. I myself have witnessed, when very young, a
dance which, like the hornpipe, was performed but by one man. This,
however, was the only point in which they bore to each other any
resemblance. The one I allude to must in my opinion have been of Druidic
or Magian descent. It was not necessarily performed to music, and could
not be danced without the emblematic aids of a stick and handkerchief.
It was addressed to an individual passion, and was unquestionably one of
those symbolic dances that were used in pagan rites; and had the late
Henry O’Brien seen it, there is no doubt but he would have seized upon it
as a felicitous illustration of his system.
Having now said all we have to say here about Irish dances, it is time we
should say something about the Irish dancing-master; and be it observed,
that we mean him of the old school, and not the poor degenerate creature
of the present day, who, unless in some remote parts of the country, is
scarcely worth description, and has little of the national character
about him.
Like most persons of the itinerant professions, the old Irish
dancing-master was generally a bachelor, having no fixed residence, but
living from place to place within _his own walk_, beyond which he seldom
or never went. The farmers were his patrons, and his visits to their
houses always brought a holiday spirit along with them. When he came,
there was sure to be a dance in the evening after the hours of labour,
he himself good-naturedly supplying them with the music. In return for
this they would get up a little underhand collection for him, amounting
probably to a couple of shillings or half-a-crown, which some of them,
under pretence of taking the snuff-box out of his pocket to get a pinch,
would delicately and ingeniously slip into it, lest he might feel the act
as bringing down the dancing-master to the level of the mere fiddler. He
on the other hand, not to be outdone in kindness, would at the conclusion
of the little festivity desire them to lay down a door, on which he
usually danced a few favourite hornpipes to the music of his own fiddle.
This indeed was the great master-feat of his art, and was looked upon as
such by himself as well as by the people.
Indeed, the old dancing-master had some very marked outlines of character
peculiar to himself. His dress, for instance, was always far above
the fiddler’s, and this was the pride of his heart. He also made it
a point to wear a castor or Caroline hat, be the same “shocking bad”
or otherwise; but above all things, his soul within him was set upon
a watch, and no one could gratify him more than by asking him before
company what o’clock it was. He also contrived to carry an ornamental
staff, made of ebony, hiccory, mahogany, or some rare description of
cane--which, if possible, had a silver head and a silk tassel. This the
dancing-masters in general seemed to consider as a kind of baton or wand
of office, without which I never yet knew one of them to go. But of all
the parts of dress used to discriminate them from the fiddler, we must
place as standing far before the rest the dancing-master’s pumps and
stockings, for shoes he seldom wore. The utmost limit of their ambition
appeared to be such a jaunty neatness about that part of them in which
the genius of their business lay, as might indicate the extraordinary
lightness and activity which were expected from them by the people,
in whose opinion the finest stocking, the lightest shoe, and the most
symmetrical leg, uniformly denoted the most accomplished teacher.
The Irish dancing-master was also a great hand at match-making, and
indeed some of them were known to negociate as such between families
as well as individual lovers, with all the ability of a first-rate
diplomatist. Unlike the fiddler, the dancing-master had fortunately
the use of his eyes; and as there is scarcely any scene in which to a
keen observer the symptoms of the passion--to wit, blushings, glances,
squeezes of the hand, and stealthy whisperings--are more frequent or
significant, so is it no wonder indeed that a sagacious looker-on, such
as he generally was, knew how to avail himself of them, and to become in
many instances a necessary party to their successful issue.
In the times of our fathers it pretty frequently happened that the
dancing-master professed another accomplishment, which in Ireland, at
least, where it is born with us, might appear to be a superfluous one;
we mean, that of fencing, or, to speak more correctly, cudgel-playing.
Fencing-schools of this class were nearly as common in these times as
dancing-schools, and it was not at all unusual for one man to teach both.
I have already stated that the Irish dancing-master was for the most part
a bachelor. This, however, was one of those general rules which have
very little to boast of over their exceptions. I have known two or three
married dancing-masters, and remember to have witnessed on one occasion
a very affecting circumstance, which I shall briefly mention. Scarlatina
had been very rife and fatal during the spring of the year when this
occurred, and the poor man was forced by the death of an only daughter,
whom that treacherous disease had taken from him, to close his school
during such a period as the natural sorrow for those whom we love usually
requires. About a month had elapsed, and I happened to be present on the
evening when he once more called his pupils together. His daughter had
been a very handsome and interesting young creature of sixteen, and was,
until cut down like a flower, attending her father’s school at the period
I allude to. The business of the school went on much in the usual way,
until a young man who had generally been her partner got up to dance.
The father played a little, but the music was unsteady and capricious;
he paused, and made a strong effort to be firm; the dancing for a moment
ceased, and he wiped away a few hot tears from his eyes. Again he
resumed, but his eye rested upon the partner of that beloved daughter, as
he stood with the hand of another girl in his. “Don’t blame me,” said the
poor fellow meekly, at the same time laying aside his fiddle and bursting
into tears; “she was all I had, and my heart was in her; sure you are
all here _but her_, and she---- Go home, boys and girls, oh, go home and
pity me. You knew what she was. Give me another fortnight for Mary’s
sake, for, oh, I am her father! I will meet you all again; but never,
never will I see you here without feeling that I have a breaking heart.
I miss the light sound of her foot, the sweetness of her voice, and the
smile of the eye that said to me, ‘these are all your _scholars_, father,
but I, sure I am _your daughter_.’” Although the occasion was joyous and
mirthful, yet such is the sympathy with domestic sorrow entertained in
Ireland, that there were few dry eyes present, and not a heart that did
not feel deeply and sincerely for his melancholy and most afflicting loss.
After all, the old dancing-master, in spite of his most strenuous efforts
to the contrary, bore, in simplicity of manners, in habits of life, and
in the happy spirit which he received from and impressed upon society,
a distant but not indistinct resemblance to the fiddler. Between these
two, however, no good feeling subsisted. The one looked up at the other
as a man who was unnecessarily and unjustly placed above him; whilst the
other looked down upon him as a mere drudge, through whom those he taught
practised their accomplishments. This petty rivalry was very amusing, and
the “boys,” to do them justice, left nothing undone to keep it up. The
fiddler had certainly the best of the argument, whilst the other had the
advantage of a higher professional position. The one was more loved, the
other more respected. Perhaps very few things in humble life could be so
amusing to a speculative mind, or at the same time capable of affording
a better lesson to human pride, than the almost miraculous skill with
which the dancing-master contrived, when travelling, to carry his fiddle
about him, so as that it might not be seen, and he himself mistaken for
nothing but a fiddler. This was the sorest blow his vanity could receive,
and a source of endless vexation to all his tribe. Our manners, however,
are changed, and neither the fiddler nor the dancing-master possesses the
fine mellow tints nor that depth of colouring which formerly brought them
and their rich household associations home at once to the heart.
One of the most amusing specimens of the dancing-master that I ever
met, was the person alluded to at the close of my paper on the Irish
Fiddler, under the nickname of Buckram-Back. This man had been a drummer
in the army for some time, where he had learned to play the fiddle; but
it appears that he possessed no relish whatever for a military life,
as his abandonment of it without even the usual forms of a discharge
or furlough, together with a back that had become cartilaginous from
frequent flogging, could abundantly testify. It was from the latter
circumstance that he had received his nickname.
Buckram-Back was a dapper light little fellow, with a rich Tipperary
brogue, crossed by a lofty strain of illegitimate English, which he
picked up whilst in the army. His habiliments sat as tight upon him as
he could readily wear them, and were all of the shabby-genteel class.
His crimped black coat was a closely worn second-hand, and his crimped
face quite as much of a second-hand as the coat. I think I see his
little pumps, little white stockings, his coaxed drab breeches, his
hat, smart in its cock but brushed to a polish and standing upon three
hairs, together with his tight questionably coloured gloves, all before
me. Certainly he was the jauntiest little cock living--quite a blood,
ready to fight any man, and a great defender of the fair sex, whom he
never addressed except in that highflown bombastic style so agreeable to
most of them, called by their flatterers the complimentary, and by their
friends the fulsome. He was in fact a public man, and up to every thing.
You met him at every fair, where he only had time to give you a wink as
he passed, being just then engaged in a very particular affair; but he
would tell you again. At cockfights he was a very busy personage, and
an angry better from half-a-crown downwards. At races he was a knowing
fellow, always shook hands with the winning jockey, and then looked
pompously about, that folks might see that he was hand and glove with
those who knew something.
The house where Buckram-Back kept his school, which was open only after
the hours of labour, was an uninhabited cabin, the roof of which, at a
particular spot, was supported by a post that stood upright from the
floor. It was built upon an elevated situation, and commanded a fine view
of the whole country for miles about it. A pleasant sight it was to see
the modest and pretty girls, dressed in their best frocks and ribbons,
radiating in little groups from all directions, accompanied by their
partners or lovers, making way through the fragrant summer fields of a
calm cloudless evening, to this happy scene of innocent amusement.
And yet what an epitome of general life, with its passions, jealousies,
plots, calumnies, and contentions, did this little segment of society
present! There was the shrew, the slattern, the coquette, and the prude,
as sharply marked within this their humble sphere, as if they appeared
on the world’s wider stage, with half its wealth and all its temptations
to draw forth their prevailing foibles. There, too, was the bully, the
rake, the liar, the coxcomb, and the coward, each as perfect and distinct
in his kind as if he had run through a lengthened course of fashionable
dissipation, or spent a fortune in acquiring his particular character.
The elements of the human heart, however, and the passion that make up
the general business of life, are the same in high and low, and exist
with impulses as strong in the cabin as they have in the palace. The only
difference is, that they have not equal room to play.
Buckram-Back’s system, in originality of design, in comic conception of
decorum, and in the easy practical assurance with which he wrought it
out, was never equalled, much less surpassed. Had the impudent little
rascal confined himself to dancing as usually taught, there would have
been nothing so ludicrous or uncommon in it; but no: he was such a
stickler for example in every thing, that no other mode of instruction
would satisfy him. Dancing! Why, it was the least part of what he taught
or professed to teach.
In the first place, he undertook to teach every one of us--for I had
the honour of being his pupil--how to enter a drawing-room “in the most
fashionable manner alive,” as he said himself.
Secondly. He was the only man, he said, who could in the most agreeable
and polite style taich a gintleman how to salute, or, as he termed it,
how to shiloote, a leedy. This he taught, he said, wid great success.
Thirdly. He could taich every leedy and gintleman how to make the most
beautiful bow or curchy on airth, by only imitating himself--one that,
would cause a thousand people, if they were all present, to think that it
was particularly intended only for aich o’ themselves!
Fourthly. He taught the whole art o’ courtship wid all peliteness and
success, accordin’ as it was practised in Paris durin’ the last saison.
Fifthly. He could taich thim how to write love-letthers and valentines,
accordin’ to the Great Macademy of compliments, which was supposed to be
invinted by Bonaparte when he was writing love-letthers to both his wives.
Sixthly. He was the only person who could taich the famous dance called
Sir Roger de Coverley, or the Helter-Skelter Drag, which comprehinded
widin itself all the advantages and beauties of his whole system--in
which every gintleman was at liberty to pull every leedy where he
plaised, and every leedy was at liberty to go wherever he pulled her.
With such advantages in prospect, and a method of instruction so
agreeable, it is not to be wondered at that his establishment was always
in a most flourishing condition. The truth is, he had it so contrived
that every gentleman should salute his lady as often as possible, and for
this purpose actually invented dances, in which not only should every
gentleman salute every lady, but every lady, by way of returning the
compliment, should render a similar kindness to every gentleman. Nor had
his male pupils all this prodigality of salutation to themselves, for the
amorous little rascal always commenced first and ended last, in order,
he said, that they might _cotch_ the manner from himself. “I do this,
leedies and gintlemen, as your moral (model), and because it’s part o’
_my_ system--ahem!”
And then he would perk up his little hard face, that was too barren to
produce more than an abortive smile, and twirl like a wagtail over the
floor, in a manner that he thought irresistible.
Whether Buckram-Back was the only man who tried to reduce kissing to a
system of education in this country, I do not know. It is certainly true
that many others of his stamp made a knowledge of the arts and modes of
courtship, like him, a part of the course. The forms of love-letters,
valentines, &c. were taught their pupils of both sexes, with many other
polite particulars, which it is to be hoped have disappeared for ever.
One thing, however, to the honour of our countrywomen we are bound to
observe, which is, that we do not remember a single result incompatible
with virtue to follow from the little fellow’s system, which by the way
was in _this_ respect peculiar only to himself, and not the general
custom of the country. Several weddings, unquestionably, we had more than
might otherwise have taken place, but in not one instance have we known
any case in which a female was brought to unhappiness or shame.
We shall now give a brief sketch of Buckram-Back’s manner of tuition,
begging our readers at the same time to rest assured that any sketch we
could give would fall far short of the original.
“Paddy Corcoran, walk out an’ inther your drawin’-room; an’ let Miss Judy
Hanratty go out along wid you, an’ come in as Mrs Corcoran.”
“Faith, I’m afeard, masther, I’ll make a bad hand of it; but, sure, it’s
something to have Judy here to keep me in countenance.”
“Is that by way of compliment, Paddy? Mr Corcoran, you should ever an’
always spaik to a leedy in an alyblasther tone; for that’s the cut.”
[_Paddy and Judy retire._
“Mickey Scanlan, come up here, now that we’re braithin’ a little; an’
you, Miss Grauna Mulholland, come up along wid him. Miss Mulholland,
you are masther of your five positions and your fifteen attitudes, I
believe?” “Yes, sir.” “Very well, Miss. Mickey Scanlan--ahem!--_Misther_
Scanlan, can _you_ perfome the positions also, Mickey?”
“Yes, sir; but you remimber I stuck at the eleventh altitude.”
“Attitude, sir--no matther. Well, Misther Scanlan, do you know how to
shiloote a leedy, Mickey?”
“Faix, it’s hard to say, sir, till we thry; but I’m very willin’ to larn
it. I’ll do my best, an’ the best can do no more.”
“Very well--ahem! Now merk me, Misther Scanlan; you approach your leedy
in this style, bowin’ politely, as I do. Miss Mulholland, will you
allow me the honour of a heavenly shiloote? Don’t bow, ma’am; you are
to curchy, you know; a little lower _eef_ you plaise. Now you say, ‘Wid
the greatest pleasure in life, sir, an’ many thanks for the feevour.’
(_Smack._) There, now, you are to make another curchy politely, an’ say,
‘Thank you, kind sir, I owe you one.’ Now, Misther Scanlan, proceed.”
“I’m to imitate you, masther, as well as I can, sir, I believe?”
“Yes, sir, you are to imiteet _me_. But hould, sir; did you see me lick
my lips or pull up my breeches? Be gorra, that’s shockin’ unswintemintal.
First make a curchy, a bow I mane, to Miss Grauna. Stop agin, sir; are
you goin’ to sthrangle the leedy? Why, one would think that it’s about
to teek laive of her for ever you are. Gently, Misther Scanlan; gently,
Mickey. There:--well, that’s an improvement. Practice, Misther Scanlan,
practice will do all, Mickey; but don’t smack so loud, though. Hilloo,
gintlemen! where’s our drawin’-room folk? Go out, one of you, for Misther
an’ Mrs Paddy Corcoran.”
Corcoran’s face now appears peeping in at the door, lit up with a comic
expression of genuine fun, from whatever cause it may have proceeded.
“Aisy, Misther Corcoran; an’ where’s Mrs Corcoran, sir?”
“Are we both to come in together, masther?”
“Certainly. Turn out both your toeses--turn them out, I say.”
“Faix, sir, it’s aisier said than done wid some of us.”
“I know that, Misther Corcoran; but practice is every thing. The bow
legs are strongly against you, I grant. Hut tut, Misther Corcoran--why,
if your toes wor where your heels is, you’d be exactly in the first
position, Paddy. Well, both of you turn out your toeses; look street
forward; clap your caubeen--hem!--your castor undher your ome (arm), an’
walk into the middle of the flure, wid your head up. Stop, take care o’
the post. Now, take your caubeen, castor I mane, in your right hand; give
it a flourish. Aisy, Mrs Hanratty--Corcoran I mane--it’s not _you_ that’s
to flourish. Well, flourish your castor, Paddy, and thin make a graceful
bow to the company. Leedies and gintlemen”--
“Leedies and gintlemen”--
“I’m your most obadient sarvint”--
“I’m your most obadient sarwint.”
“Tuts, man alive! that’s not a bow. Look at this: _there’s_ a bow for
you. Why, instead of meeking a bow, you appear as if you wor goin’ to
sit down wid an embargo (lumbago) in your back. Well, practice is every
thing; an’ there’s luck in leisure.
“Dick Doorish, will you come up, and thry if you can meek any thing
of that threblin’ step. You’re a purty lad, Dick; you’re a purty lad,
Misther Doorish, wid a pair o’ left legs an you, to expect to larn to
dance; but don’t despeer, man alive. I’m not afeard but I’ll meek a
graceful slip o’ you yet. Can you meek a curchy?”
“Not right, sir. I doubt.”
“Well, sir, I know that; but, Misther Doorish, you ought to know bow to
meek both a bow and a curchy. Whin you marry a wife, Misther Doorish,
it mightn’t come wrong for you to know how to taich her a curchy. Have
you the _gad_ and _suggaun_ wid you?” “Yes, sir.” “Very well, on wid
them; the suggaun on the right foot, or what ought to be the right foot,
an’ the gad upon what ought to be the left. Are you ready?” “Yes, sir.”
“Come, thin, do as I bid you--Rise upon suggaun an’ sink upon gad; rise
upon suggaun an’ sink upon gad; rise upon---- Hould, sir; you’re sinkin’
upon suggaun an’ risin’ upon gad, the very thing you ought _not_ to do.
But, God help you! sure you’re left-legged! Ah, Misther Doorish, it ’ud
be long time before you’d be able to dance Jig Polthogue or the College
Hornpipe upon a drum-head, as I often did. However, don’t despeer,
Misther Doorish--if I could only get you to know your right leg--but,
God help you! sure you hav’nt sich a thing--from your left, I’d make
something of you yet, Dick.”
The Irish dancing-masters were eternally at daggers-drawn among
themselves; but as they seldom met, they were forced to abuse each
other at a distance, which they did with a virulence and scurrility
proportioned to the space between them. Buckram-Back had a rival of
this description, who was a sore thorn in his side. His name was Paddy
Fitzpatrick, and from having been a horse-jockey, he gave up the turf,
and took to the calling of a dancing-master. Buckram-Back sent a message
to him to the effect that “if he could not dance Jig Polthogue on the
drum-head, he had better hould his tongue for ever.” To this Paddy
replied, by asking if he was the man to dance the Connaught Jockey upon
the saddle of a blood-horse, and the animal at a three-quarter gallop.
At length the friends on each side, from a natural love of fun, prevailed
upon them to decide their claims as follows:--Each master, with twelve
of his pupils, was to dance against his rival with twelve of his; the
match to come off on the top of Mallybeny Hill, which commanded a view of
the whole parish. I have already mentioned that in Buckram-Back’s school
there stood near the middle of the floor a post, which according to some
new manœuvre of his own was very convenient as a guide to the dancers
when going through the figure. Now, at the spot where this post stood
it was necessary to make a curve, in order to form part of the figure
of eight, which they were to follow; but as many of them were rather
impenetrable to a due conception of the line of beauty, he forced them to
turn round the post rather than make an acute angle of it, which several
of them did. Having premised thus much, we proceed with our narrative.
At length they met, and it would have been a matter of much difficulty to
determine their relative merits, each was such an admirable match for the
other. When Buckram-Back’s pupils, however, came to perform, they found
that the absence of the post was their ruin. To the post they had been
trained--accustomed;--with _it_ they could dance; but wanting that, they
were like so many ships at sea without rudders or compasses. Of course a
scene of ludicrous confusion ensued, which turned the laugh against poor
Buckram-Back, who stood likely to explode with shame and venom. In fact
he was in an agony.
“Gintlemen, turn the post!” he shouted, stamping upon the ground, and
clenching his little hands with fury; “leedies, remimber the post! Oh,
for the honour of Kilnahushogue don’t be bate. The post! gintlemen;
leedies, the post if you love me! Murdher alive, the post!”
“Be gorra, masther, the jockey will distance us,” replied Bob Magawly;
“it’s likely to be the _winnin’-post_ to him anyhow.”
“Any money,” shouted the little fellow, “any money for long Sam
Sallaghan; he’d do the post to the life. Mind it, boys dear, mind it
or we’re lost. Divil a bit they heed me; it’s a flock o’ bees or sheep
they’re like. Sam Sallaghan, where are you? The post, you blackguards!”
“Oh, masther dear, if we had even a fishin’-rod, or a crow-bar, or a
poker, we might do yet. But, anyhow, we had better give in, for it’s only
worse we’re gettin’.”
At this stage of the proceedings Paddy came over to him, and making a low
bow, asked him, “Arra, how do you feel, Misther Dogherty?” for such was
Buckram-Back’s name.
“Sir,” replied Buckram-Back, bowing low, however, in return, “I’ll take
the shine out o’ you yet. Can you shiloote a leedy wid me?--that’s
the chat! Come, gintlemen, show them what’s betther than fifty
posts--shiloote your partners like Irishmen. Kilnahushogue for ever!”
The scene that ensued baffles all description. The fact is, the little
fellow had them trained as it were to kiss in platoons, and the
spectators were literally convulsed with laughter at this most novel
and ludicrous character which Buckram-Back gave to his defeat, and
the ceremony which he introduced. The truth is, he turned the laugh
completely against his rival, and swaggered off the ground in high
spirits, exclaiming, “He know how to shiloote a leedy! Why, the poor
spalpeen never kissed any woman but his mother, an’ her only when she was
dyin’. Hurra for Kilnahushogue!”
Such, reader, is a slight and very imperfect sketch of an Irish
dancing-master, which if it possesses any merit at all, is to be ascribed
to the circumstance that it is drawn from life, and combines, however
faintly, most of the points essential to our conception of the character.
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