A CHAT ABOUT ELECTRIC EELS.

The silence of the camp is not of long continuance; Gaspar being the

first to break it. For the gaucho, having a stronger stomach, and

consequently a quicker digestion than the others, feels some incipient

sensations of hunger.

"I only wish," he says, "we could get hold of one of the brutes that

battered us so in the stream. If we could, it would furnish us with a

supper fit for a king."

"What!" exclaims Ludwig, raising his head in surprise, "one of the

electric eels? Is it that you're speaking of, Gaspar?"

"Ay, _senorito_; just that."

"Surely you wouldn't eat _it_, would you?"

"Wouldn't I? If I had one here now, you'd soon see."

"But are they really good to eat?"

"Good to eat! I should think they are; and if you could but taste them

yourself, _senorito_, you'd say so. A lightning eel's about the

daintiest morsel I ever stuck teeth into; though they do have their

dwelling-place in mud, and as some say, feed upon it. Before cooking

them, however, something needs being done. You must cut away a portion

of their flesh; the spongy part, which it's said gives them power to

make their lightning play. In that lies the dangerous stuff, whatever

sort of thing it is."

"But what are they like, Gaspar? I've never seen one."

It is Ludwig who still interrogates; but to his last question Cypriano,

not Gaspar, gives the answer, saying:

"Oh, cousin! Do you mean to say you've never seen an electric eel?"

"Indeed do I. I've heard father speak of them often, and I know them by

their scientific name, _gymnotus_. I believe there are plenty of them

in the rivers of Paraguay; but, as it chances, I never came across one,

either dead or alive."

"I have," says Cypriano, "come across more than one, and many times.

But once I well remember; for an awkward circumstance it was to myself."

"How so, _sobrino_?"

"Ah! that's a tale I never told you, Ludwig; but I'll tell it now, if

you wish."

"Oh I do wish it."

"Well, near the little village where, as you know, I was born, and went

to school before coming to live with uncle at Assuncion, there was a

pond full of these fish. We boys used to amuse ourselves with them;

sending in dogs and pigs, whenever we had the chance, to see the scare

they would get, and how they scampered out soon as they found what queer

company they'd got into. Cruel sport it was, I admit. But one day we

did what was even worse than frightening either dogs or pigs; we drove

an old cow in, with a long rope round her horns, the two ends of which

we fastened to trees on the opposite sides of the pond, so that she had

only a little bit of slack to dance about upon. And dance about she

did, as the eels electrified her on every side; till at last she dropped

down exhausted, and, I suppose, dead; since she went right under the

water, and didn't come up again. I shall never forget her pitiful, ay,

reproachful look, as she stood up to the neck, with her head craned out,

as if making an appeal to us to save her, while we only laughed the

louder. Poor thing! I can now better understand the torture she must

have endured."

"But is that the awkward circumstance you've spoken of?"

"Oh, no. _It_ was altogether another affair; and for me, as all the

others, a more serious one. I hadn't come to the end of the adventure--

the unpleasant part of it--which was the chastisement we all got, by way

of reward for our wickedness."

"Chastisement! Who gave it to you?"

"Our worthy schoolmaster. It so chanced the old cow was his; the only

one he had at the time giving milk. And he gave us such a thrashing!

Ah! I may well say, I've a lively recollection of it; so lively, I

might truly think the punishment then received was enough, without the

additional retribution the eels have this day inflicted on me."

Cypriano's narration ended, his cousin, after a pause, again appeals to

Gaspar to give him a description of the creatures forming the topic of

their conversation. To which the gaucho responds, saying:--

"Well, Senor Ludwig, if you want to know what a lightning eel is like,

take one of the common kind--which of course you've seen--a full-sized

one; make that about ten times as thick as it is, without adding much to

its length, and you'll have the thing, near as I can think it. So much

for the reptile's bulk; though there are some both bigger round, and

longer from head to tail. As for its colour, over the back it's a sort

of olive green--just like _yerba_ leaves when they've been let stand a

day or two after plucking. On the throat, and under the belly, it's

paler, with here and there some blotches of red. I may tell you,

however, that the lightning-eels change colour same as some of the

lizards; partly according to their age, but as much from the sort of

water they're found in--whether it be a clear running stream, or a muddy

stagnant pond, such as the one Senor Cypriano has spoken of. Besides,

there are several kinds of them, as we gauchos know; though, I believe,

the _naturalutas_ are not aware of the fact. The most dangerous sort,

and no doubt the same that's just attacked us, have broad heads, and

wide gaping mouths full of sharp teeth, with flat tails and a pair of

fins close to the nape of the neck. _Carramba_! they're ugly devils to

look at, and still uglier to have dealings with; that is, when one's in

the water alongside them--as we ourselves know. Still they don't always

behave so bad, as these did to-day. When I crossed this stream before,

with the _dueno_, neither he nor I felt the slightest shock to tell of

eels being in it. I suppose it's the _tormenta_ that's set them a

stirring. Like enough, there's some connection between their lightning

and that of the sky. If so, that's what has quickened the brutes, and

made them so mad. Well," he adds, as if drawing his account to a

conclusion, "mad as they are, I'd like to have one frizzling over this

fire."

"But who eats them, Gaspar?" interrogates Ludwig, still incredulous on

the question of their being a fit article of diet. "I've never heard of

their being eaten, nor brought to market like other fish."

"Hundreds, thousands of people eat them, _hijo mio_. They're in great

request in some places; ay, all over the country. Both whites and

Indians relish them; but more especially the redskins. Some tribes

prefer them to any other food, be it fish, flesh, or fowl; and make a

regular business of catching them."

"Ah! how are they caught?"

"There are various ways; but the usual one is by spearing them.

Sometimes the slippery fellows glide out of their mud beds and come to

the surface of the water, as it were to amuse themselves by having a

look round. Then the fisherman gets a chance at them, without any

searching, or trouble. He is armed with a long pole of _cana brava_,

one end having an iron point barbed like a spear. This, he launches at

them, just as I've heard say whalers do their harpoons. For, if he kept

the shaft in his hands, he'd catch it from their lightning, and get

strokes that would stagger him. Still, he doesn't let go altogether; as

there's a cord attached to the spear, and with that he can haul in the

fish, if he has struck it. But he must have a care to keep his cord out

of the water; if it gets wetted he'll have a fit of the trembles upon

him, sure. For it's a fact--and a curious one you'll say, _senoritos_--

that a dry cord won't conduct the eel's lightning, while a wet one

will."

"It _is_ a fact," says Ludwig, endorsing the statement. "I've heard

father speak of it."

"Very singular," observes Cypriano.

"And I can tell you of another fact," pursues the gaucho, "that you'll

say is still more singular. Would you believe, that from one of these

fish a man may strike sparks, just as by a flint and steel--ay, and

kindle a fire with them? I know it's an old story, about fish having

what's called phosphorus in them; but it isn't everybody who knows that

real fire can be got out of the lightning-eels."

"But can that be done, Gaspar?" asks Ludwig.

"Certainly it can. I've seen it done. And he who did it was your own

dear father, Senor Ludwig. It was one day when we were out on a ramble,

and caught one of the eels in a pool, where it had got penned up by the

water having dried around it. The _dueno_ took out a piece of wire, and

with one end tickled the eel; the other end being stuck into some

gunpowder, which was wrapped loosely in a piece of paper. The powder

flashed and set the paper ablaze, as also some leaves and dry sticks

we'd laid around it. Soon we had a fire; and on that same fire we

broiled the eel itself, and ate it. _Por dios_! I only wish we had one

broiling over this fire. I'd want no better thing for supper."

So ended the chat about electric eels, the subject seeming exhausted.

Then the conversation changing to other and less interesting topics, was

soon after brought to a close. For the darkness was now down, and as

their ponchos, and other softer goods had become thoroughly dry, there

was no reason why they should not go to rest for the night. But since

the soldier-cranes had declined coming back--by this time no doubt

roosted in some far-off "cranery"--and no other source of food supply

offering, they must needs go to bed supperless, as they did. Their

appetites were not yet sufficiently sharp, to have an inordinate craving

for meat.

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