Being the interpretation of certain phonic vibragraphs recorded by
the Long's Peak Wireless Installation, now for the first time made
public through the courtesy of Professor Caducious, Ph. D.,
sometime secretary of the Boulder branch of the association for the
advancement of interplanetary communication.
It is evident that the following logograms form part of a
correspondence between a young lady, formerly of Mercury, and her
confidential friend still resident upon the inferior planet. The
translator has thought it best to preserve as far as possible the
spirit of the original by the employment of mundane colloquialisms;
the result, in spite of many regrettable trivialities will, it is
believed, be of interest to students of Cosmic Sociology.