CAVEAT EMPTOR

Jim Hanvey lolled upon a park bench, his ample and ungainly figure

entirely surrounded by landscape. The fingers of his right hand

clutched the stump of a cigar which for downright meanness was in a

class alone. His fat and florid face was wreathed in contentment and

his fishy eyes were partially curtained by heavy lids from beneath

which Jim stared amusedly at a group of very small children who romped

in shrill disdain of a sign which warned all and sundry that that

particular grass was not to be trod upon.

The sun of early September was dropping slowly to rest behind the

interminable line of apartment houses on the farther side of Central

Park West. It sprinkled in golden radiance through the red leaves above

Jim's uncovered head and mottled the rich green carpet beneath his

enormous feet. Jim's eyes closed slowly as he luxuriously stretched his

Gargantuan frame. Then the eyes opened to rest upon the trim figure

of a little girl of six who stood regarding him with an expression of

grave but frank interest.

"Hmm!" Jim pulled himself together. "Good evening."

The child made no answer. A spot near Jim's mid-section held her

undivided attention. The unwieldy detective matched the child's

gravity with his own. She was a pretty little thing whose raiment,

even to Jim's untutored eyes, bespoke extreme affluence. At length,

with absolute ease of manner, she moved forward and touched with her

fore-finger, the gold toothpick which hung suspended from the heavy

watch chain spanning Jim's ill-fitting vest.

"That's pretty," she commented abruptly.

Jim's face lighted with pleasure. It was seldom indeed that his pet bit

of personal ornamentation received so genuine a compliment.

"Ain't it?"

"Yup. Awful pretty." Then, doubtfully. "What is it?"

Jim touched a button and a wicked and glistening point appeared. "A

toothpick," he explained.

"What's that?"

"It's--well, you see----" His face went blank. "Just a toothpick,

that's all. Solid gold."

"Oh!" said the child. "I see."

Jim felt relieved. He fancied it might be difficult to explain a solid

gold toothpick and he thanked goodness for the youngster's erudition.

She continued to finger the bauble approvingly but, so far as she was

concerned, the conversation was at an end.

The silence proved somewhat embarrassing to Jim. It was entirely too

impersonal for his friendly nature. "What's your name?"

"Pauline."

"Pauline what?"

"Pauline Lathrop."

"That's a pretty name, Pauline. Where do you live?"

A touch of imitative snobbishness displayed itself in the answer of the

little girl. "Riverside Drive. My father is a very rich man and we have

three automobiles."

"Wonderful. Astounding. And what is your father's name?"

"Mr. Noah Lathrop. He's an emporter."

"An emporter, eh?" Remembrance came to the detective. "Sure. Sure

enough he is. A joolry importer, isn't he?"

"Yup. An' we got three automobiles."

"That certainly is wonderful, Pauline. I'm awful glad to know about

them automobiles. I guess your daddy's business must be awful good."

"No," confessed the child frankly. "Father says it's gone to hell."

Jim was a trifle nonplussed. "That's too bad. I'm real sorry to hear

it, Pauline."

Once again the wordless, contemplative stare of the child. "You're

awful fat."

"So I've heard."

"And you look ugly," she finished. "But you ain't."

"That's a relief. I aint no blue-ribbon entry, at that."

"I like that gold thing," continued Pauline. "But I bet you aint got

three automobiles."

"No. I bet I aint."

"My Father has, and he says----"

"Pauline!" The voice of a woman came inquiringly through the soft air

of a gradually gathering dusk. "Oo-oh! Pauline."

"That's my nurse," she explained to Jim Hanvey. "She gets twenty

dollars a week. Her name is Mary."

Jim's eyes turned slowly toward the trim little uniformed figure which

was bearing down upon them. Faint stirrings of recollection occurred in

the detective's brain. The figure--the face--the voice----And now Mary

had taken Pauline's hand.

"I told you not to run away from that summerhouse. I've been looking

everywhere for you." She exhibited genuine concern--and relief. Pauline

appeared not at all interested.

"This man has got a gold toothpick," she announced triumphantly. "But

he aint got three automobiles."

The nurse turned toward the big man with a smile of quiet apology on

her lips. Her eyes met the glassy orbs of the detective; and the smile

congealed. The color receded from her cheeks and it was patent that she

was struggling to recover a poise suddenly lost.

The detective blinked with maddening slowness. "Hello Mary," he said.

"How's Tim?"

The trim little woman in the nurse's uniform stood rigid for a moment.

Then she turned to the child. "Run on and play with the other children

a few minutes," she ordered. Pauline obeyed willingly enough. The nurse

stood regarding Hanvey apprehensively, and eventually the mammoth

detective punctured the silence.

"Why the disguise, Mary?"

She spoke in tones so low as to be scarcely audible. "It isn't a

disguise, Jim."

"No-o? Last time I seen you----"

"Never mind that," she said nervously. "I'm runnin' straight now. Lay

off."

"Goshamighty, Mary--I aint aiming to do nothin' else. I'm just curious."

"I tell you everything's all right."

"Sure it is. But why the job? What you doin' nursin' a kid?"

He could discern the struggle which she was undergoing. And finally she

seated herself beside him. "There aint a thing wrong, Jim. Honest there

aint. I've just been workin' since they sent Tim up."

"He's in stir?"

"Didn't you know?"

"I heard somethin' about it--but the case wasn't exactly in my line as

I remember. Gov'ment, wasn't it?"

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