ACT III

[The room shared by OLGA and IRINA. Beds, screened off, on the right and

left. It is past 2 a.m. Behind the stage a fire-alarm is ringing; it has

apparently been going for some time. Nobody in the house has gone to bed

yet. MASHA is lying on a sofa dressed, as usual, in black. Enter OLGA

and ANFISA.]

ANFISA. Now they are downstairs, sitting under the stairs. I said to

them, “Won’t you come up,” I said, “You can’t go on like this,” and they

simply cried, “We don’t know where father is.” They said, “He may be

burnt up by now.” What an idea! And in the yard there are some people...

also undressed.

OLGA. [Takes a dress out of the cupboard] Take this grey dress.... And

this... and the blouse as well.... Take the skirt, too, nurse.... My

God! How awful it is! The whole of the Kirsanovsky Road seems to have

burned down. Take this... and this.... [Throws clothes into her hands]

The poor Vershinins are so frightened.... Their house was nearly burnt.

They ought to come here for the night.... They shouldn’t be allowed

to go home.... Poor Fedotik is completely burnt out, there’s nothing

left....

ANFISA. Couldn’t you call Ferapont, Olga dear. I can hardly manage....

OLGA. [Rings] They’ll never answer.... [At the door] Come here, whoever

there is! [Through the open door can be seen a window, red with flame:

afire-engine is heard passing the house] How awful this is. And how I’m

sick of it! [FERAPONT enters] Take these things down.... The Kolotilin

girls are down below... and let them have them. This, too.

FERAPONT. Yes’m. In the year twelve Moscow was burning too. Oh, my God!

The Frenchmen were surprised.

OLGA. Go on, go on....

FERAPONT. Yes’m. [Exit.]

OLGA. Nurse, dear, let them have everything. We don’t want anything.

Give it all to them, nurse.... I’m tired, I can hardly keep on my

legs.... The Vershinins mustn’t be allowed to go home.... The girls can

sleep in the drawing-room, and Alexander Ignateyevitch can go downstairs

to the Baron’s flat... Fedotik can go there, too, or else into our

dining-room.... The doctor is drunk, beastly drunk, as if on purpose,

so nobody can go to him. Vershinin’s wife, too, may go into the

drawing-room.

ANFISA. [Tired] Olga, dear girl, don’t dismiss me! Don’t dismiss me!

OLGA. You’re talking nonsense, nurse. Nobody is dismissing you.

ANFISA. [Puts OLGA’S head against her bosom] My dear, precious girl, I’m

working, I’m toiling away... I’m growing weak, and they’ll all say go

away! And where shall I go? Where? I’m eighty. Eighty-one years old....

OLGA. You sit down, nurse dear.... You’re tired, poor dear.... [Makes

her sit down] Rest, dear. You’re so pale!

[NATASHA comes in.]

NATASHA. They are saying that a committee to assist the sufferers from

the fire must be formed at once. What do you think of that? It’s a

beautiful idea. Of course the poor ought to be helped, it’s the duty of

the rich. Bobby and little Sophy are sleeping, sleeping as if nothing at

all was the matter. There’s such a lot of people here, the place is full

of them, wherever you go. There’s influenza in the town now. I’m afraid

the children may catch it.

OLGA. [Not attending] In this room we can’t see the fire, it’s quiet

here.

NATASHA. Yes... I suppose I’m all untidy. [Before the looking-glass]

They say I’m growing stout... it isn’t true! Certainly it isn’t! Masha’s

asleep; the poor thing is tired out.... [Coldly, to ANFISA] Don’t dare

to be seated in my presence! Get up! Out of this! [Exit ANFISA; a pause]

I don’t understand what makes you keep on that old woman!

OLGA. [Confusedly] Excuse me, I don’t understand either...

NATASHA. She’s no good here. She comes from the country, she ought to

live there.... Spoiling her, I call it! I like order in the house!

We don’t want any unnecessary people here. [Strokes her cheek] You’re

tired, poor thing! Our head mistress is tired! And when my little Sophie

grows up and goes to school I shall be so afraid of you.

OLGA. I shan’t be head mistress.

NATASHA. They’ll appoint you, Olga. It’s settled.

OLGA. I’ll refuse the post. I can’t... I’m not strong enough.... [Drinks

water] You were so rude to nurse just now... I’m sorry. I can’t stand

it... everything seems dark in front of me....

NATASHA. [Excited] Forgive me, Olga, forgive me... I didn’t want to

annoy you.

[MASHA gets up, takes a pillow and goes out angrily.]

OLGA. Remember, dear... we have been brought up, in an unusual way,

perhaps, but I can’t bear this. Such behaviour has a bad effect on me, I

get ill... I simply lose heart!

NATASHA. Forgive me, forgive me.... [Kisses her.]

OLGA. Even the least bit of rudeness, the slightest impoliteness, upsets

me.

NATASHA. I often say too much, it’s true, but you must agree, dear, that

she could just as well live in the country.

OLGA. She has been with us for thirty years.

NATASHA. But she can’t do any work now. Either I don’t understand, or

you don’t want to understand me. She’s no good for work, she can only

sleep or sit about.

OLGA. And let her sit about.

NATASHA. [Surprised] What do you mean? She’s only a servant. [Crying] I

don’t understand you, Olga. I’ve got a nurse, a wet-nurse, we’ve a cook,

a housemaid... what do we want that old woman for as well? What good is

she? [Fire-alarm behind the stage.]

OLGA. I’ve grown ten years older to-night.

NATASHA. We must come to an agreement, Olga. Your place is the school,

mine--the home. You devote yourself to teaching, I, to the household.

And if I talk about servants, then I do know what I am talking about; I

do know what I am talking about... And to-morrow there’s to be no more

of that old thief, that old hag... [Stamping] that witch! And don’t you

dare to annoy me! Don’t you dare! [Stopping short] Really, if you don’t

move downstairs, we shall always be quarrelling. This is awful.

[Enter KULIGIN.]

KULIGIN. Where’s Masha? It’s time we went home. The fire seems to be

going down. [Stretches himself] Only one block has burnt down, but there

was such a wind that it seemed at first the whole town was going to

burn. [Sits] I’m tired out. My dear Olga... I often think that if

it hadn’t been for Masha, I should have married you. You are awfully

nice.... I am absolutely tired out. [Listens.]

OLGA. What is it?

KULIGIN. The doctor, of course, has been drinking hard; he’s terribly

drunk. He might have done it on purpose! [Gets up] He seems to be coming

here.... Do you hear him? Yes, here.... [Laughs] What a man... really...

I’ll hide myself. [Goes to the cupboard and stands in the corner] What a

rogue.

OLGA. He hadn’t touched a drop for two years, and now he suddenly goes

and gets drunk....

[Retires with NATASHA to the back of the room. CHEBUTIKIN enters;

apparently sober, he stops, looks round, then goes to the wash-stand and

begins to wash his hands.]

CHEBUTIKIN. [Angrily] Devil take them all... take them all.... They

think I’m a doctor and can cure everything, and I know absolutely

nothing, I’ve forgotten all I ever knew, I remember nothing, absolutely

nothing. [OLGA and NATASHA go out, unnoticed by him] Devil take it. Last

Wednesday I attended a woman in Zasip--and she died, and it’s my fault

that she died. Yes... I used to know a certain amount five-and-twenty

years ago, but I don’t remember anything now. Nothing. Perhaps I’m not

really a man, and am only pretending that I’ve got arms and legs and a

head; perhaps I don’t exist at all, and only imagine that I walk, and

eat, and sleep. [Cries] Oh, if only I didn’t exist! [Stops crying;

angrily] The devil only knows.... Day before yesterday they were talking

in the club; they said, Shakespeare, Voltaire... I’d never read, never

read at all, and I put on an expression as if I had read. And so did the

others. Oh, how beastly! How petty! And then I remembered the woman

I killed on Wednesday... and I couldn’t get her out of my mind, and

everything in my mind became crooked, nasty, wretched.... So I went and

drank....

[IRINA, VERSHININ and TUZENBACH enter; TUZENBACH is wearing new and

fashionable civilian clothes.]

IRINA. Let’s sit down here. Nobody will come in here.

VERSHININ. The whole town would have been destroyed if it hadn’t been

for the soldiers. Good men! [Rubs his hands appreciatively] Splendid

people! Oh, what a fine lot!

KULIGIN. [Coming up to him] What’s the time?

TUZENBACH. It’s past three now. It’s dawning.

IRINA. They are all sitting in the dining-room, nobody is going. And

that Soleni of yours is sitting there. [To CHEBUTIKIN] Hadn’t you better

be going to sleep, doctor?

CHEBUTIKIN. It’s all right... thank you.... [Combs his beard.]

KULIGIN. [Laughs] Speaking’s a bit difficult, eh, Ivan Romanovitch!

[Pats him on the shoulder] Good man! _In vino veritas_, the ancients

used to say.

TUZENBACH. They keep on asking me to get up a concert in aid of the

sufferers.

IRINA. As if one could do anything....

TUZENBACH. It might be arranged, if necessary. In my opinion Maria

Sergeyevna is an excellent pianist.

KULIGIN. Yes, excellent!

IRINA. She’s forgotten everything. She hasn’t played for three years...

or four.

TUZENBACH. In this town absolutely nobody understands music, not a soul

except myself, but I do understand it, and assure you on my word of

honour that Maria Sergeyevna plays excellently, almost with genius.

KULIGIN. You are right, Baron, I’m awfully fond of Masha. She’s very

fine.

TUZENBACH. To be able to play so admirably and to realize at the same

time that nobody, nobody can understand you!

KULIGIN. [Sighs] Yes.... But will it be quite all right for her to take

part in a concert? [Pause] You see, I don’t know anything about it.

Perhaps it will even be all to the good. Although I must admit that our

Director is a good man, a very good man even, a very clever man, still

he has such views.... Of course it isn’t his business but still, if you

wish it, perhaps I’d better talk to him.

[CHEBUTIKIN takes a porcelain clock into his hands and examines it.]

VERSHININ. I got so dirty while the fire was on, I don’t look like

anybody on earth. [Pause] Yesterday I happened to hear, casually, that

they want to transfer our brigade to some distant place. Some said to

Poland, others, to Chita.

TUZENBACH. I heard so, too. Well, if it is so, the town will be quite

empty.

IRINA. And we’ll go away, too!

CHEBUTIKIN. [Drops the clock which breaks to pieces] To smithereens!

[A pause; everybody is pained and confused.]

KULIGIN. [Gathering up the pieces] To smash such a valuable object--oh,

Ivan Romanovitch, Ivan Romanovitch! A very bad mark for your

misbehaviour!

IRINA. That clock used to belong to our mother.

CHEBUTIKIN. Perhaps.... To your mother, your mother. Perhaps I didn’t

break it; it only looks as if I broke it. Perhaps we only think that

we exist, when really we don’t. I don’t know anything, nobody knows

anything. [At the door] What are you looking at? Natasha has a little

romance with Protopopov, and you don’t see it.... There you sit and see

nothing, and Natasha has a little romance with Protopovov.... [Sings]

Won’t you please accept this date.... [Exit.]

VERSHININ. Yes. [Laughs] How strange everything really is! [Pause] When

the fire broke out, I hurried off home; when I get there I see the house

is whole, uninjured, and in no danger, but my two girls are standing by

the door in just their underclothes, their mother isn’t there, the crowd

is excited, horses and dogs are running about, and the girls’ faces are

so agitated, terrified, beseeching, and I don’t know what else. My heart

was pained when I saw those faces. My God, I thought, what these girls

will have to put up with if they live long! I caught them up and ran,

and still kept on thinking the one thing: what they will have to live

through in this world! [Fire-alarm; a pause] I come here and find their

mother shouting and angry. [MASHA enters with a pillow and sits on

the sofa] And when my girls were standing by the door in just their

underclothes, and the street was red from the fire, there was a dreadful

noise, and I thought that something of the sort used to happen many

years ago when an enemy made a sudden attack, and looted, and burned....

And at the same time what a difference there really is between the

present and the past! And when a little more time has gone by, in two or

three hundred years perhaps, people will look at our present life with

just the same fear, and the same contempt, and the whole past will seem

clumsy and dull, and very uncomfortable, and strange. Oh, indeed, what a

life there will be, what a life! [Laughs] Forgive me, I’ve dropped

into philosophy again. Please let me continue. I do awfully want to

philosophize, it’s just how I feel at present. [Pause] As if they

are all asleep. As I was saying: what a life there will be! Only just

imagine.... There are only three persons like yourselves in the town

just now, but in future generations there will be more and more, and

still more, and the time will come when everything will change and

become as you would have it, people will live as you do, and then you

too will go out of date; people will be born who are better than

you.... [Laughs] Yes, to-day I am quite exceptionally in the vein. I am

devilishly keen on living.... [Sings.]

“The power of love all ages know,

From its assaults great good does grow.” [Laughs.]

MASHA. Trum-tum-tum...

VERSHININ. Tum-tum...

MASHA. Tra-ra-ra?

VERSHININ. Tra-ta-ta. [Laughs.]

[Enter FEDOTIK.]

FEDOTIK. [Dancing] I’m burnt out, I’m burnt out! Down to the ground!

[Laughter.]

IRINA. I don’t see anything funny about it. Is everything burnt?

FEDOTIK. [Laughs] Absolutely. Nothing left at all. The guitar’s burnt,

and the photographs are burnt, and all my correspondence.... And I was

going to make you a present of a note-book, and that’s burnt too.

[SOLENI comes in.]

IRINA. No, you can’t come here, Vassili Vassilevitch. Please go away.

SOLENI. Why can the Baron come here and I can’t?

VERSHININ. We really must go. How’s the fire?

SOLENI. They say it’s going down. No, I absolutely don’t see why the

Baron can, and I can’t? [Scents his hands.]

VERSHININ. Trum-tum-tum.

MASHA. Trum-tum.

VERSHININ. [Laughs to SOLENI] Let’s go into the dining-room.

SOLENI. Very well, we’ll make a note of it. “If I should try to make

this clear, the geese would be annoyed, I fear.” [Looks at TUZENBACH]

There, there, there.... [Goes out with VERSHININ and FEDOTIK.]

IRINA. How Soleni smelt of tobacco.... [In surprise] The Baron’s asleep!

Baron! Baron!

TUZENBACH. [Waking] I am tired, I must say.... The brickworks....

No, I’m not wandering, I mean it; I’m going to start work soon at the

brickworks... I’ve already talked it over. [Tenderly, to IRINA] You’re

so pale, and beautiful, and charming.... Your paleness seems to shine

through the dark air as if it was a light.... You are sad, displeased

with life.... Oh, come with me, let’s go and work together!

MASHA. Nicolai Lvovitch, go away from here.

TUZENBACH. [Laughs] Are you here? I didn’t see you. [Kisses IRINA’S

hand] good-bye, I’ll go... I look at you now and I remember, as if it

was long ago, your name-day, when you, cheerfully and merrily, were

talking about the joys of labour.... And how happy life seemed to me,

then! What has happened to it now? [Kisses her hand] There are tears in

your eyes. Go to bed now; it is already day... the morning begins.... If

only I was allowed to give my life for you!

MASHA. Nicolai Lvovitch, go away! What business...

TUZENBACH. I’m off. [Exit.]

MASHA. [Lies down] Are you asleep, Feodor?

KULIGIN. Eh?

MASHA. Shouldn’t you go home.

KULIGIN. My dear Masha, my darling Masha....

IRINA. She’s tired out. You might let her rest, Fedia.

KULIGIN. I’ll go at once. My wife’s a good, splendid... I love you, my

only one....

MASHA. [Angrily] Amo, amas, amat, amamus, amatis, amant.

KULIGIN. [Laughs] No, she really is wonderful. I’ve been your husband

seven years, and it seems as if I was only married yesterday. On

my word. No, you really are a wonderful woman. I’m satisfied, I’m

satisfied, I’m satisfied!

MASHA. I’m bored, I’m bored, I’m bored.... [Sits up] But I can’t get it

out of my head.... It’s simply disgraceful. It has been gnawing away at

me... I can’t keep silent. I mean about Andrey.... He has mortgaged this

house with the bank, and his wife has got all the money; but the house

doesn’t belong to him alone, but to the four of us! He ought to know

that, if he’s an honourable man.

KULIGIN. What’s the use, Masha? Andrey is in debt all round; well, let

him do as he pleases.

MASHA. It’s disgraceful, anyway. [Lies down]

KULIGIN. You and I are not poor. I work, take my classes, give private

lessons... I am a plain, honest man... _Omnia mea mecum porto_, as they

say.

MASHA. I don’t want anything, but the unfairness of it disgusts me.

[Pause] You go, Feodor.

KULIGIN. [Kisses her] You’re tired, just rest for half an hour, and I’ll

sit and wait for you. Sleep.... [Going] I’m satisfied, I’m satisfied,

I’m satisfied. [Exit.]

IRINA. Yes, really, our Andrey has grown smaller; how he’s snuffed

out and aged with that woman! He used to want to be a professor, and

yesterday he was boasting that at last he had been made a member of the

district council. He is a member, and Protopopov is chairman.... The

whole town talks and laughs about it, and he alone knows and sees

nothing.... And now everybody’s gone to look at the fire, but he sits

alone in his room and pays no attention, only just plays on his fiddle.

[Nervily] Oh, it’s awful, awful, awful. [Weeps] I can’t, I can’t bear it

any longer!... I can’t, I can’t!... [OLGA comes in and clears up at her

little table. IRINA is sobbing loudly] Throw me out, throw me out, I

can’t bear any more!

OLGA. [Alarmed] What is it, what is it? Dear!

IRINA. [Sobbing] Where? Where has everything gone? Where is it all?

Oh my God, my God! I’ve forgotten everything, everything... I don’t

remember what is the Italian for window or, well, for ceiling... I

forget everything, every day I forget it, and life passes and will never

return, and we’ll never go away to Moscow... I see that we’ll never

go....

OLGA. Dear, dear....

IRINA. [Controlling herself] Oh, I am unhappy... I can’t work, I shan’t

work. Enough, enough! I used to be a telegraphist, now I work at the

town council offices, and I have nothing but hate and contempt for all

they give me to do... I am already twenty-three, I have already been

at work for a long while, and my brain has dried up, and I’ve grown

thinner, plainer, older, and there is no relief of any sort, and time

goes and it seems all the while as if I am going away from the real, the

beautiful life, farther and farther away, down some precipice. I’m in

despair and I can’t understand how it is that I am still alive, that I

haven’t killed myself.

OLGA. Don’t cry, dear girl, don’t cry... I suffer, too.

IRINA. I’m not crying, not crying.... Enough.... Look, I’m not crying

any more. Enough... enough!

OLGA. Dear, I tell you as a sister and a friend if you want my advice,

marry the Baron. [IRINA cries softly] You respect him, you think highly

of him.... It is true that he is not handsome, but he is so honourable

and clean... people don’t marry from love, but in order to do one’s

duty. I think so, at any rate, and I’d marry without being in love.

Whoever he was, I should marry him, so long as he was a decent man. Even

if he was old....

IRINA. I was always waiting until we should be settled in Moscow, there

I should meet my true love; I used to think about him, and love him....

But it’s all turned out to be nonsense, all nonsense....

OLGA. [Embraces her sister] My dear, beautiful sister, I understand

everything; when Baron Nicolai Lvovitch left the army and came to us in

evening dress, [Note: I.e. in the correct dress for making a proposal of

marriage.] he seemed so bad-looking to me that I even started crying....

He asked, “What are you crying for?” How could I tell him! But if God

brought him to marry you, I should be happy. That would be different,

quite different.

[NATASHA with a candle walks across the stage from right to left without

saying anything.]

MASHA. [Sitting up] She walks as if she’s set something on fire.

OLGA. Masha, you’re silly, you’re the silliest of the family. Please

forgive me for saying so. [Pause.]

MASHA. I want to make a confession, dear sisters. My soul is in pain.

I will confess to you, and never again to anybody... I’ll tell you this

minute. [Softly] It’s my secret but you must know everything... I can’t

be silent.... [Pause] I love, I love... I love that man.... You saw him

only just now.... Why don’t I say it... in one word. I love Vershinin.

OLGA. [Goes behind her screen] Stop that, I don’t hear you in any case.

MASHA. What am I to do? [Takes her head in her hands] First he seemed

queer to me, then I was sorry for him... then I fell in love with

him... fell in love with his voice, his words, his misfortunes, his two

daughters.

OLGA. [Behind the screen] I’m not listening. You may talk any nonsense

you like, it will be all the same, I shan’t hear.

MASHA. Oh, Olga, you are foolish. I am in love--that means that is to be

my fate. It means that is to be my lot.... And he loves me.... It is all

awful. Yes; it isn’t good, is it? [Takes IRINA’S hand and draws her to

her] Oh, my dear.... How are we going to live through our lives, what is

to become of us.... When you read a novel it all seems so old and easy,

but when you fall in love yourself, then you learn that nobody knows

anything, and each must decide for himself.... My dear ones, my

sisters... I’ve confessed, now I shall keep silence.... Like the

lunatics in Gogol’s story, I’m going to be silent... silent...

[ANDREY enters, followed by FERAPONT.]

ANDREY. [Angrily] What do you want? I don’t understand.

FERAPONT. [At the door, impatiently] I’ve already told you ten times,

Andrey Sergeyevitch.

ANDREY. In the first place I’m not Andrey Sergeyevitch, but sir. [Note:

Quite literally, “your high honour,” to correspond to Andrey’s rank as a

civil servant.]

FERAPONT. The firemen, sir, ask if they can go across your garden to the

river. Else they go right round, right round; it’s a nuisance.

ANDREY. All right. Tell them it’s all right. [Exit FERAPONT] I’m tired

of them. Where is Olga? [OLGA comes out from behind the screen] I came

to you for the key of the cupboard. I lost my own. You’ve got a little

key. [OLGA gives him the key; IRINA goes behind her screen; pause] What

a huge fire! It’s going down now. Hang it all, that Ferapont made me so

angry that I talked nonsense to him.... Sir, indeed.... [A pause] Why

are you so silent, Olga? [Pause] It’s time you stopped all that nonsense

and behaved as if you were properly alive.... You are here, Masha.

Irina is here, well, since we’re all here, let’s come to a complete

understanding, once and for all. What have you against me? What is it?

OLGA. Please don’t, Audrey dear. We’ll talk to-morrow. [Excited] What an

awful night!

ANDREY. [Much confused] Don’t excite yourself. I ask you in perfect

calmness; what have you against me? Tell me straight.

VERSHININ’S VOICE. Trum-tum-tum!

MASHA. [Stands; loudly] Tra-ta-ta! [To OLGA] Goodbye, Olga, God bless

you. [Goes behind screen and kisses IRINA] Sleep well.... Good-bye,

Andrey. Go away now, they’re tired... you can explain to-morrow....

[Exit.]

ANDREY. I’ll only say this and go. Just now.... In the first place,

you’ve got something against Natasha, my wife; I’ve noticed it since

the very day of my marriage. Natasha is a beautiful and honest creature,

straight and honourable--that’s my opinion. I love and respect my wife;

understand it, I respect her, and I insist that others should respect

her too. I repeat, she’s an honest and honourable person, and all your

disapproval is simply silly... [Pause] In the second place, you seem to

be annoyed because I am not a professor, and am not engaged in study.

But I work for the zemstvo, I am a member of the district council, and

I consider my service as worthy and as high as the service of science.

I am a member of the district council, and I am proud of it, if you want

to know. [Pause] In the third place, I have still this to say... that I

have mortgaged the house without obtaining your permission.... For that

I am to blame, and ask to be forgiven. My debts led me into doing it...

thirty-five thousand... I do not play at cards any more, I stopped long

ago, but the chief thing I have to say in my defence is that you girls

receive a pension, and I don’t... my wages, so to speak.... [Pause.]

KULIGIN. [At the door] Is Masha there? [Excitedly] Where is she? It’s

queer.... [Exit.]

ANDREY. They don’t hear. Natasha is a splendid, honest person. [Walks

about in silence, then stops] When I married I thought we should be

happy... all of us.... But, my God.... [Weeps] My dear, dear sisters,

don’t believe me, don’t believe me.... [Exit.]

[Fire-alarm. The stage is clear.]

IRINA. [behind her screen] Olga, who’s knocking on the floor?

OLGA. It’s doctor Ivan Romanovitch. He’s drunk.

IRINA. What a restless night! [Pause] Olga! [Looks out] Did you hear?

They are taking the brigade away from us; it’s going to be transferred

to some place far away.

OLGA. It’s only a rumour.

IRINA. Then we shall be left alone.... Olga!

OLGA. Well?

IRINA. My dear, darling sister, I esteem, I highly value the Baron, he’s

a splendid man; I’ll marry him, I’ll consent, only let’s go to Moscow!

I implore you, let’s go! There’s nothing better than Moscow on earth!

Let’s go, Olga, let’s go!

Curtain

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