Knowing that he had done everything he could to help the most important
investigations get under way, Hilton turned his attention to secondary
matters. He made arrangements to decondition Javo, the Number Two Oman
Boss, whereupon that worthy became Javvy and promptly "bumped" the Oman
who had been shadowing Karns.
Larry and Javvy, working nights, deconditioned all the other Omans
having any contact with BuSci personnel; then they went on to set up a
routine for deconditioning all Omans on both planets.
Assured at last that the Omans would thenceforth work with and really
serve human beings instead of insisting upon doing their work for them,
Hilton knew that the time had come to let all his BuSci personnel move
into their homes aground. Everyone, including himself, was fed up to the
gozzel with spaceship life--its jam-packed crowding; its flat,
reprocessed air; its limited variety of uninteresting food. Conditions
were especially irksome since everybody knew that there was available to
all, whenever Hilton gave the word, a whole city full of all the room
anyone could want, natural fresh air and--so the Omans had told them--an
unlimited choice of everything anyone wanted to eat.
Nevertheless, the decision was not an easy one to make.
Living conditions were admittedly not good on the ship. On the other
hand, with almost no chance at all of solitude--the few people who had
private offices aboard were not the ones he worried about--there was no
danger of sexual trouble. Strictly speaking, he was not responsible for
the morals of his force. He knew that he was being terribly
old-fashioned. Nevertheless, he could not argue himself out of the
conviction that he was morally responsible.
Finally he took the thing up with Sandra, who merely laughed at him.
"How long have you been worrying about _that_, Jarve?"
"Ever since I okayed moving aground the first time. That was one reason
I was so glad to cancel it then."
"You _were_ slightly unclear--a little rattled? But which factor--the
fun and games, which is the moral issue, or the consequences?"
"The consequences," he admitted, with a rueful grin. "I don't give a
whoop how much fun they have; but you know as well as I do just how
prudish public sentiment is. And Project Theta Orionis is squarely in
the middle of the public eye."
* * * * *
"You should have checked with me sooner and saved yourself wear and
tear. There's no danger at all of consequences--except weddings. Lots of
weddings, and fast."
"Weddings and babies wouldn't bother me a bit. Nor interfere with the
job too much, with the Omans as nurses. But why the 'fast', if you
aren't anticipating any shotgun weddings?"
"Female psychology," she replied, with a grin. "Aboard-ship here there's
no home atmosphere whatever; nothing but work, work, work. Put a woman
into a house, though--especially such houses as the Omans have built and
with such servants as they insist on being--and she goes domestic in a
really big way. Just sex isn't good enough any more. She wants the kind
of love that goes with a husband and a home, and nine times out of ten
she gets it. With these BuSci women it'll be ten out of ten."
"You may be right, of course, but it sounds kind of far-fetched to me."
"Wait and see, chum," Sandra said, with a laugh.
Hilton made his announcement and everyone moved aground the next day. No
one, however, had elected to live alone. Almost everyone had chosen to
double up; the most noteworthy exceptions being twelve laboratory girls
who had decided to keep on living together. However, they now had a
twenty-room house instead of a one-room dormitory to live in, and a
staff of twenty Oman girls to help them do it.
Hilton had suggested that Temple and Teddy, whose house was only a
hundred yards or so from the Hilton-Karns bungalow, should have supper
and spend the first evening with them; but the girls had knocked that
idea flat. Much better, they thought, to let things ride as nearly as
possible exactly as they had been aboard the _Perseus_.
"A _little_ smooching now and then, on the Q strictly T, but that's all,
darling. That's _positively_ all," Temple had said, after a highly
satisfactory ten minutes alone with him in her own gloriously private
room, and that was the way it had to be.
Hence it was a stag inspection that Hilton and Karns made of their new
home. It was very long, very wide, and for its size very low. Four of
its five rooms were merely adjuncts to its tremendous living-room. There
was a huge fireplace at each end of this room, in each of which a fire
of four-foot-long fir cordwood crackled and snapped. There was a great
hi-fi tri-di, with over a hundred tapes, all new.
"Yes, sirs," Larry and Javvy spoke in unison. "The players and singers
who entertained the Masters of old have gone back to work. They will
also, of course, appear in person whenever and wherever you wish."
* * * * *
Both men looked around the vast room and Karns said: "All the comforts
of home and a couple of bucks' worth besides. Wall-to-wall carpeting an
inch and a half thick. A grand piano. Easy chairs and loafers and
davenports. Very fine reproductions of our favorite paintings ... and
statuary."
"You said it, brother." Hilton was bending over a group in bronze. "If I
didn't know better, I'd swear this is the original deHaven 'Dance of the
Nymphs'."
Karns had marched up to and was examining minutely a two-by-three-foot
painting, in a heavy gold frame, of a gorgeously auburn-haired nude.
"Reproduction, hell! This is a _duplicate_! Lawrence's 'Innocent' is
worth twenty million wogs and it's sealed behind quad armor-glass in
Prime Art--but I'll bet wogs to wiggles the Prime Curator himself, with
all his apparatus, couldn't tell this one from his!"
"I wouldn't take even one wiggle's worth of that. And this 'Laughing
Cavalier' and this 'Toledo' are twice as old and twice as fabulously
valuable."
"And there are my own golf clubs...."
"Excuse us, sirs," the Omans said, "These things were simple because
they could be induced in your minds. But the matter of a staff could
not, nor what you would like to eat for supper, and it is growing late."
"Staff? What the hell has the staff got to do with ..."
"_House_-staff, they mean," Karns said. "We don't need much of anybody,
boys. Somebody to keep the place shipshape, is all. Or, as a de luxe
touch, how about a waitress? One housekeeper and one waitress. That'll
be finer."
"Very well, sirs. There is one other matter. It has troubled us that we
have not been able to read in your minds the logical datum that they
should in fact simulate Doctor Bells and Doctor Blake?"
"Huh?" Both men gasped--and then both exploded like one twelve-inch
length of primacord.
* * * * *
While the Omans could not understand this purely Terran reasoning, they
accepted the decision without a demurring thought. "Who, then, are the
two its to simulate?"
"No stipulation; roll your own," Hilton said, and glanced at Karns.
"None of these Oman women are really hard on the eyes."
"Check. Anybody who wouldn't call any one of 'em a slurpy dish needs a
new set of optic nerves."
"In that case," the Omans said, "no delay at all will be necessary, as
we can make do with one temporarily. The Sory, no longer Sora, who has
not been glad since the Tuly replaced it, is now in your kitchen. It
comes."
A woman came in and stood quietly in front of the two men, the wafted
air carrying from her clear, smooth skin a faint but unmistakable
fragrance of Idaho mountain syringa. She was radiantly happy; her
bright, deep-green eyes went from man to man.
"You wish, sirs, to give me your orders verbally. And yes, you may order
fresh, whole, not-canned hens' eggs."
"I certainly will, then; I haven't had a fried egg since we left Terra.
But ... Larry said ... _you_ aren't Sory!"
"Oh, but I am, sir."
Karns had been staring her, eyes popping. "Holy Saint Patrick! Talk
about simulation, Jarve! They've made her over into Lawrence's
'Innocent'--exact to twenty decimals!"
"You're so right." Hilton's eyes went, half a dozen times, from the form
of flesh to the painting and back. "That must have been a terrific job."
"Oh, no. It was quite simple, really," Sory said, "since the brain was
not involved. I merely reddened my hair and lengthened it, made my eyes
to be green, changed my face a little, pulled myself in a little around
here...." Her beautifully-manicured hands swept the full circle of her
waistline, then continued to demonstrate appropriately the rest of her
speech:
"... and pushed me out a little up here and tapered my legs a little
more--made them a little larger and rounder here at my hips and thighs
and a little smaller toward and at my ankles. Oh, yes, and made my feet
and hands a little smaller. That's all. I thought the Doctor Karns would
like me a little better this way."
* * * * *
"You can broadcast _that_ over the P-A system at high noon." Karns was
still staring. "'That's all,' she says. But you didn't have _time_ to ..."
"Oh, I did it day before yesterday. As soon as Javvy materialized the
'Innocent' and I knew it to be your favorite art."
"But damn it, we hadn't even _thought_ of having you here then!"
"But I had, sir. I fully intended to serve, one way or another, in this
your home. But of course I had no idea I would ever have such an honor
as actually waiting on you at your table. Will you please give me your
orders, sirs, besides the eggs? You wish the eggs fried in butter--three
of them apiece--and sunny side up."
"Uh-huh, with ham," Hilton said. "I'll start with a jumbo shrimp
cocktail. Horseradish and ketchup sauce; heavy on the horseradish."
"Same for me," Karns said, "but only half as much horseradish."
"And for the rest of it," Hilton went on, "hashed-brown potatoes and
buttered toast--plenty of extra butter--strong coffee from first to
last. Whipping cream and sugar on the side. For dessert, apple pie _a la
mode_."
"You make me drool, chief. Play that for me, please, Innocent, all the
way."
"Oh? You are--you, personally, yourself, sir?--renaming me 'Innocent'?"
"If you'll sit still for it, yes."
"That is an incredible honor, sir. Simply unbelievable. I thank you! I
thank you!" Radiating happiness, she dashed away toward the kitchen.
* * * * *
When the two men were full of food, they strolled over to a davenport
facing the fire. As they sat down, Innocent entered the room, carrying a
tall, dewy mint julep on a tray. She was followed by another female
figure bearing a bottle of avignognac and the appurtenances which are
its due--and at the first full sight of that figure Hilton stopped
breathing for fifteen seconds.
Her hair was very thick, intensely black and long, cut squarely off just
below the lowest points of her shoulder blades. Heavy brows and long
lashes--eyes too--were all intensely, vividly black. Her skin was tanned
to a deep and glowing almost-but-not-quite-brown.
"Murchison's Dark Lady!" Hilton gasped. "Larry! You've--we've--_I've_
got that painting here?"
"Oh, yes, sir." The newcomer spoke before Larry could. "At the other
end--your part--of the room. You will look now, sir, please?" Her voice
was low, rich and as smooth as cream.
Putting her tray down carefully on the end-table, she led him toward the
other fireplace. Past the piano, past the tri-di pit; past a towering
grillwork holding art treasures by the score. Over to the left, against
the wall, there was a big, business-like desk. On the wall, over the
desk, hung _the_ painting; a copy of which had been in Hilton's room for
over eight years.
He stared at it for at least a minute. He glanced around: at the other
priceless duplicates so prodigally present, at his own guns arrayed
above the mantel and on each side of the fireplace. Then, without a
word, he started back to join Karns. She walked springily beside him.
"What's your name, Miss?" he asked, finally.
"I haven't earned any as yet, sir. My number is ..."
"Never mind that. Your name is 'Dark Lady'."
"Oh, thank you, sir; that is truly wonderful!" And Dark Lady sat
cross-legged on the rug at Hilton's feet and busied herself with the
esoteric rites of Old Avignon.
Hilton took a deep inhalation and a small sip, then stared at Karns.
Karns, over the rim of his glass, stared back.
"I can see where this would be habit-forming," Hilton said, "and very
deadly. _Extremely_ deadly."
"Every wish granted. Surrounded by all this." Karns swept his arm
through three-quarters of a circle. "Waited on hand and foot by powerful
men and by the materializations of the dreams of the greatest, finest
artists who ever lived. Fatal? I don't know...."
* * * * *
"My solid hope is that we never have to find out. And when you add in
Innocent and Dark Lady.... They _look_ to be about seventeen, but the
thought that they're older than the hills of Rome and powered by
everlasting atomic engines--" He broke off suddenly and blushed. "Excuse
me, please, girls. I _know_ better than to talk about people that way,
right in front of them; I really do."
"Do you really think we're _people_?" Innocent and Dark Lady squealed,
as one.
That set Hilton back onto his heels. "I don't know.... I've wondered.
Are you?"
Both girls, silent, looked at Larry.
"We don't know, either," Larry said. "At first, of course, there were
crude, non-thinking machines. But when the Guide attained its present
status, the Masters themselves could not agree. They divided about half
and half on the point. They never did settle it any closer than that."
"I certainly won't try to, then. But for my money, you are people,"
Hilton said, and Karns agreed.
That, of course, touched off a near-riot of joy; after which the two men
made an inch-by-inch study of their tremendous living-room. Then, long
after bedtime, Larry and Dark Lady escorted Hilton to his bedroom.
"Do you mind, sir, if we sleep on the floor at the sides of your bed?"
Larry asked. "Or must we go out into the hall?"
"Sleep? I didn't know you _could_ sleep."
"It is not essential. However, when round-the-clock work is not
necessary, and we have opportunity to sleep near a human being, we
derive a great deal of pleasure and satisfaction from it. You see, sir,
we also serve during sleep."
"Okay, I'll try anything once. Sleep wherever you please."
Hilton began to peel, but before he had his shirt off both Larry and
Dark Lady were stretched out flat, sound asleep, one almost under each
edge of his bed. He slid in between the sheets--it was the most
comfortable bed he had ever slept in--and went to sleep as though
sandbagged.
He had time to wonder foggily whether the Omans were in fact helping him
go to sleep--and then he _was_ asleep.
* * * * *
A month passed. Eight couples had married, the Navy chaplain
officiating--in the _Perseus_, of course, since the warship was, always
and everywhere, an integral part of Terra.
Sandra had dropped in one evening to see Hilton about a bit of business.
She was now sitting, long dancer's legs out-stretched toward the fire,
with a cigarette in her left hand and a tall, cold drink on a coaster at
her right.
"This is a wonderful room, Jarvis. It'd be perfect if it weren't quite
so ... so mannish."
"What do you expect of Bachelors' Hall--a boudoir? Don't tell me
_you're_ going domestic, Sandy, just because you've got a house?"
"Not just that, no. But of course it helped it along."
"Alex is a mighty good man. One of the finest I have ever known."
She eyed him for a moment in silence. "Jarvis Hilton, you are one of the
keenest, most intelligent men who ever lived. And yet ..." She broke off
and studied him for a good half minute. "Say, if I let my hair clear
down, will you?"
"Scout's Oath. That 'and yet' requires elucidation at any cost."
"I know. But first, yes, it's Alex. I never would have believed that any
man ever born could hit me so hard. Soon. I didn't want to be the first,
but I won't be anywhere near the last. But tell me. You were really in
love with Temple, weren't you, when I asked you?"
"Yes."
"Ha! You _are_ letting your hair down! That makes me feel better."
"Huh? Why should it?"
"It elucidates the 'and yet' no end. You were insulated from all other
female charms by ye brazen Bells. You see, most of us assistants made a
kind of game out of seeing which of us could make you break the
Executives' Code. And none of us made it. Teddy and Temple said you
didn't know what was going on; Bev and I said nobody as smart as you are
could possibly be that stupid."
"You aren't the type to leak or name names--oh, I see. You are merely
reporting a conversation. The game had interested, but non-participating,
observers. Temple and Teddy, at least."
"At least," she agreed. "But damn it, you _aren't_ stupid. There isn't a
stupid bone in your head. So it must be love. And if so, what about
marriage? Why don't you and Temple make it a double with Alex and me?"
"That's the most cogent thought you ever had, but setting the date is
the bride's business." He glanced at his Oman wristwatch. "It's early
yet; let's skip over. I wouldn't mind seeing her a minute or two."
"Thy statement ringeth with truth, friend. Bill's there with Teddy?"
"I imagine so."
"So we'll talk to them about making it a triple. Oh, nice--let's go!"
They left the house and, her hand tucked under his elbow, walked up the
street.
* * * * *
Next morning, on her way to the Hall of Records, Sandra stopped off as
usual at the office. The Omans were all standing motionless. Hilton was
leaning far back in his chair, feet on desk, hands clasped behind head,
eyes closed. Knowing what that meant, she turned and started back out on
tiptoe.
However, he had heard her. "Can you spare a couple of minutes to think
at me, Sandy?"
"Minutes or hours, chief." Tuly placed a chair for her and she sat down,
facing him across his desk.
"Thanks, gal. This time it's the Stretts. Sawtelle's been having
nightmares, you know, ever since we emerged, about being attacked, and
I've been pooh-poohing the idea. But now it's a statistic that the soup
is getting thicker, and I can't figure out why. Why in all the hells of
space should a stasis that has lasted for over a quarter of a million
years be broken at this exact time? The only possible explanation is
that _we_ caused the break. And any way I look at that concept, it's
plain idiocy."
Both were silent for minutes; and then it was demonstrated again that
Terra's Advisory Board had done better than it knew in choosing Sandra
Cummings to be Jarvis Hilton's working mate.
"We did cause it, Jarve," she said, finally. "They knew we were coming,
even before we got to Fuel Bin. They knew we were human and tried to
wipe out the Omans before we got there. Preventive warfare, you know."
"They _couldn't_ have known!" he snorted. "Strett detectors are no
better than Oman, and you know what Sam Bryant had to say about them."
"I know." Sandra grinned appreciatively. "It's becoming a classic. But
it couldn't have been any other way. Besides, I _know_ they did."
He stared at her helplessly, then swung on Larry. "Does that make sense
to you?"
"Yes, sir. The Stretts could peyondire as well as the old Masters could,
and they undoubtedly still can and do."
"Okay, it does make sense, then." He absented himself in thought, then
came to life with a snap. "Okay! The next thing on the agenda is a
crash-priority try at a peyondix team. Tuly, you organized a team to
generate sathura. Can you do the same for peyondix?"
"If we can find the ingredients, yes, sir."
* * * * *
"I had a hunch. Larry, please ask Teddy Blake's Oman to bring her in
here...."
"I'll be running along, then." Sandra started to get up.
"I hope to kiss a green pig you won't!" Hilton snapped. "You're one of
the biggest wheels. Larry, we'll want Temple Bells and Beverly Bell--for
a start."
"Chief, you positively amaze me," Sandra said then. "Every time you get
one of these attacks of genius--or whatever it is--you have me gasping
like a fish. Just what can you _possibly_ want of Bev Bell?"
"Whatever it was that enabled her to hit the target against odds of
almost infinity to one; not just once, but time after time. By
definition, intuition. What quality did you use just now in getting me
off the hook? Intuition. What makes Teddy Blake such an unerring
performer? Intuition again. My hunches--they're intuition, too.
Intuition, _hell_! Labels--based on utterly abysmal damned dumb
ignorance of our own basic frames of reference. Do you think those four
kinds of intuition are alike, by seven thousand rows of apple trees?"
"Of course not. I see what you're getting at.... Oh! This'll be fun!"
The others came in and, one by one, Tuly examined each of the four
women and the man. Each felt the probing, questioning feelers of her
thought prying into the deepest recesses of his mind.
"There is not quite enough of each of three components, all of which are
usually associated with the male. You, sir, have much of each, but not
enough. I know your men quite well, and I think we will need the doctors
Kincaid and Karns and Poynter. But such deep probing is felt. Have I
permission, sir?"
"Yes. Tell 'em I said so."