What a tract of country have I run! --how many degrees nearer to the
warm sun am I advanced, and how many fair and goodly cities have I seen,
during the time you have been reading, and reflecting, Madam, upon this
story! There’s FONTAINBLEAU, and SENS, and JOIGNY, and AUXERRE, and
DIJON the capital of _Burgundy_, and CHALLON, and _Mâcon_ the capital of
the _Mâconese_, and a score more upon the road to LYONS----and now I
have run them over ----I might as well talk to you of so many market
towns in the moon, as tell you one word about them: it will be this
chapter at the least, if not both this and the next entirely lost, do
what I will----
----Why, ’tis a strange story! _Tristram._
----Alas! Madam, had it been upon some
melancholy lecture of the cross--the peace of meekness, or the
contentment of resignation ----I had not been incommoded: or had I
thought of writing it upon the purer abstractions of the soul, and that
food of wisdom and holiness and contemplation, upon which the spirit of
man (when separated from the body) is to subsist for ever ----You would
have come with a better appetite from it----
----I wish I never had wrote it: but as I never blot anything out----let
us use some honest means to get it out of our heads directly.
----Pray reach me my fool’s cap ----I fear you sit upon it, Madam----
’tis under the cushion ----I’ll put it on----
Bless me! you have had it upon your head this half hour. ----There then
let it stay, with a
Fa-ra diddle di
and a fa-ri diddle d
and a high-dum--dye-dum
fiddle - - - dumb - c.
And now, Madam, we may venture, I hope, a little to go on.