CHAPTER XXIV

My dear mother, quoth the novice, coming a little to herself, ----there

are two certain words, which I have been told will force any horse, or

ass, or mule, to go up a hill whether he will or no; be he never so

obstinate or ill-will’d, the moment he hears them utter’d, he obeys.

They are words magic! cried the abbess in the utmost horror --No; replied

_Margarita_ calmly--but they are words sinful --What are they? quoth the

abbess, interrupting her: They are sinful in the first degree, answered

_Margarita_, --they are mortal--and if we are ravish’d and die

unabsolved of them, we shall both----but you may pronounce them to me,

quoth the abbess of _Andoüillets_ ----They cannot, my dear mother, said

the novice, be pronounced at all; they will make all the blood in one’s

body fly up into one’s face --But you may whisper them in my ear, quoth

the abbess.

Heaven! hadst thou no guardian angel to delegate to the inn at the

bottom of the hill? was there no generous and friendly spirit

unemployed----no agent in nature, by some monitory shivering, creeping

along the artery which led to his heart, to rouse the muleteer from his

banquet? ----no sweet minstrelsy to bring back the fair idea of the

abbess and _Margarita_, with their black rosaries!

Rouse! rouse! ----but ’tis too late--the horrid words are pronounced

this moment----

----and how to tell them --Ye, who can speak of everything existing,

with unpolluted lips, instruct me----guide me----

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