CHAPTER IV.

"Oh, wanderers from a far country, I am She-who-will-never-Obey, the

Queen of the Mariannakookas. I rule above, and in nether regions,

where there is Eternal Fire. Behold my Word goes forth, and the Ovens

are made hot, and the _Kee-chen-boi-lars_ are filled with Water. Over

me no Mistress holds sway. All whom I meet I keep in subjection, save

only the _Weeklibuks_; them I keep not down, for they delight me. And

the land over which I reign is made glad with fat and much stored

up _Dripn_. Who are ye, and what seek ye here? Speak ere it be too

late!" And as she ceased the whole army broke forth into a chorus,

"She-who-will-never-Obey has spoken! The Word is gone forth! Speak,

speak!" I confess I was alarmed, and my fears were not diminished

when two of the _Skulrimehds_ (a sort of native camp-follower) came

up to COODENT and me, and actually began to make love to us in the

most forward manner. But Sir HENRY maintained his calm demeanour.

"She-who-will-never-Obey," he said, "we are peaceful traders. We

bring no Commission--" how his sentence would have ended will never

be known. Certain it is that what he said roused the Amazons to a

frenzy of passion. They yelled and danced round us. "He who brings no

Commission must die!" they shouted; and in a moment we found ourselves

bound tightly hand-and-foot, and marching as prisoners of war in the

centre of the Mariannakookaland army.

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