THE GLORIOUS FOURTH OF JULY.

On this great day we are accustomed to leave our business to hired men,

and burn with patriotism, and ginger pop, fill ourselves with patriotic

ferver, and beer, shout the battle cry of freedom, and go home when the

day is over with our eye-winkers burned off, and to sleep with a

consciousness that a great duty has been performed, and that we have got

bank notes to pay on the morrow. For three hundred and sixty-four days in

the year our patriotism is corked up and wired down, and all we can do is

to work, and acquire age and strength. On the 4th of July we cut the wire,

the cork that holds our patriotism flies out, and we bubble and sparkle

and steam, and make things howl. We hold in as long as we can, but when we

get the harness off, and are turned into the pasture, we make a picnic of

ourselves, with music all along the line.

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