THE SUDDEN FIRE-WORKS AT RACINE.

One of those Fourth of July accidents that are always looked for but

seldom occur, happened at Racine, Monday night, which struck terror to the

hearts and other portions of the bodies of many eminent citizens, and that

none were killed we can all thank Providence, who tempers the fire-works

to the sweaty citizen in his shirt sleeves. The enterprizing citizens had

contributed a large sum of money, which had been judiciously expended in

all kinds of fire-works, and one side of the public square was given up to

the display.

Thousands of citizens had gathered there, from city and country, and

bright Roman candles shone o'er fair men and brave women, and sixteen

thousand nine hundred and twelve hearts beat happy, while music arose with

its voluptuous swell, and soft eyes looked love to eyes which spake again,

or words to that effect. At least that was what a young fellow from Racine

told us, who was here to see a specialist to have a splinter from a rocket

stick removed from his ear.

A few pieces had been shot off, a few bunches of crackers had had their

tails tied together and been hung over a wire clothes line, like cats, to

fight it out, and the crowd was holding its breath for the next boom, when

there was an explosion; the earth seemed to tremble, and the air was full

of all kinds of fire-works. The whole supply of fire-works had become

ignited, and were blowing off where they listeth, without regard to

anybody's feelings.

The crowd became panic stricken, and there never was another such a scene,

and never will be until the last great day, when a few thousand people

suddenly find that they have got into hell, by mistake, when they thought

they were ticketed through to the other place. It was perfectly awful.

Prominent citizens who usually display great pluck, became fearfully

rattled.

A man named Martindale, a railroad man who weighs over two

hundred pounds, was standing near a telegraph pole, and as the firing

commenced he climbed up the pole as easy as a squirrel would climb a tree,

and when it was over they had to get a fire ladder to get him down; as his

pants had got caught over the glass telegraph knob, and he had forgotten

the combination, and besides he said he didn't want to take off his

clothes up there and come down, even if it _was_ dark, because it would be

just his luck to have some one fire off a Roman candle when he got down.

[Illustration: MARTINDALE CLIMBS A POLE.]

The Hon. Norton J. Field was another man who lost his nerve. He was

explaining to some ladies one of the pieces that was to be fired off,

which was an allegorical picture representing the revolution, when the

whole business blew up. He thought at the time, that the explosion was in

the programme, and was just reassuring the ladies, by telling them it

reminded him of battle scenes he had witnessed when he was on the military

committee in the assembly, when he noticed a girl near him whose polonaise

had caught fire, and he rushed up to her, caught her by the dress,

intending, with his cool hands, to put out the fire.

The girl felt some one feeling, as she supposed, for her pocket-book, and

she started to run, yelling, "pickpocket," and left the burning polonaise

in Mr. Field's hands. He blushed, and was about to explain to his lady

friends how the best of us are liable to have our motives misconstrued,

when somebody threw a box of four dozen of those large firecrackers right

at his feet, and they were all on fire. Ten of them exploded at once, and

he grabbed the polonaise in one hand and his burning coat tail in the

other, and started west on a run.

The steward of the Gideon's Band Club House, at Burlington, said he

arrived there at daylight on the morning of the 5th, and he still held the

pieces of dress, but the whole back of his coat was burned off, and the

suspenders just held by a thread. He said the comet struck the earth at

Racine, at 9:30 the night before, and knocked the town into the lake, and

he and another fellow were all that escaped.

The narrowest escape was that of young Mr. Oberman. He is a small man, all

except his heart and feet, and when the air began to fill with patriotic

missiles, he started to run. On passing the _News_ office he had to jump

over an old coal stove that stood there, and while he was in the air, six

feet from the sidewalk, a sky rocket stick passed through his coat tail

and pinned him to the building, where he hung suspended, while other

rocket sticks were striking all around him, Roman candle colored balls

were falling on his unprotected head, etc. and one of these nigger chasers

that run all over the ground, climbed up the side of the building and

tried to get in his pants pocket.

Mr. Oberman begged Mr. Wright, the postmaster, to cut him down, but Mr.

Wright, who was using both hands and his voice trying to disengage a

package of pin-wheels from the back portion of his coat, which were on

fire and throwing out colored sparks, said he hadn't got time, as he was

going down to the river to take a sitz bath for his health.

The man that keeps the hotel next door to the _News_ office came out with

a pail of water, yelled "fire," and threw the water on Mr. Curt Treat's

head. Mr. Treat was very much vexed, and told the hotel man if he couldn't

tell the difference between an auburn haired young man and a pin-wheel,

he'd better go and hire somebody that could. Friends of Mr. Treat say that

he would be justified in going into the hotel and ordering a bottle of

pop, and then refusing to pay for it, as the water took all the starch out

of his shirt.

Those who saw the explosion say it was one of the most magnificent, yet

awful and terrible sights ever witnessed, and the only wonder is that

somebody was not hurt. What added to the terror of the scene was when they

went to the artesian well to get water to put out the fire and found that

the well had ceased flowing. On investigation they found that Mr. Sage,

the assembly man, had crawled into the pipe.

By the way, Mr. Oberman finally got down from his terrible position by the

aid of the editor of the _Journal_, to whom Mr. Oberman promised coal

enough to run his engine for a year. Very few men displayed any coolness

except Mr. Treat and Mr. Sage.

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