WHAT THE COUNTRY NEEDS.

What the country needs is a melon from which the incendiary ingredients

have been removed. It seems to me that by proper care, when the melon is

growing on the vines, the cholera morbus can be decreased, at least, the

same as the cranberry has been improved, by cultivation. The experiment of

planting homeopathic pills in the hill with the melon has been tried, but

homeopathy, while perhaps good in certain cases, does not seem to reach

the seat of disease in the watermelon. What I would advise, and the advice

is free to all, is that a porous plaster be placed upon watermelons, just

as they are begining to ripen, with a view to draw out the cholera morbus.

A mustard plaster might have the same effect, but the porous plaster seems

to me to be the article to fill a want long felt. If, by this means, a

breed of watermelon can be raised that will not strike terror to the heart

of the consumer, this agricultural address will not have been delivered in

vain.

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