BANKS AND BANKING.

The subject of banking has engrossed the attention of your excellent

Governor for, lo! these many weeks, and he is constrained to say that some

radical changes must be made in the method of receiving deposits by banks,

where an equivalent is not rendered, of His Excellency will be compelled

to emerge from his present aristocratic quarters and take up his abode in

the poor-house. I would call your attention to the practice certain banks

have of issuing checks in lieu of cash. If these checks were available at

the groceries it would be better than it is. Banks have got in a habit of

issuing a species of ivory button in receipt for the green coin of the

realm which is only good at the counter of the bank. These checks are not

issued by the National Banks, but by the State Banks, denominated "Keno"

and "Faro." I would not charge that there is "skullduggery" or

"shenanagen" going on in these institutions, as the president of one of

them informed me, confidentially, that he dealt on the "square," but it is

a noticeable fact that the dividends received by those who do business

with the banks, are almost, as it were, imperceptible. I trust that you

will cause this branch of industry to be thoroughly investigated, and

report by bill or otherwise. Our finances should be beyond suspicion of

dishonesty.

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