CONVENIENT CURRENCY.

What we want is a currency that every farmer can issue for himself. A law

should be passed making the products of the farm a legal tender for all

debts, public and private, including duties on imports, interest on the

public debt, and contributions for charitable purposes. Then we shall have

a new money table about as follows:

Ten ears of corn make one cent.

Ten cucumbers make one dime.

Ten watermelons make one dollar.

Ten bushels of wheat make one eagle.

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