SELLING CLAMS.

At the concert Wednesday night, the last piece sung was a trio, by Marie

Rose, Brignoli, and Carleton. The men stood on each side of the girl and

began to jaw at her. It was in some other language, and we could only

understand by the motion of their mouths and their actions. It seemed as

though the men were trying to sell clams to her. First Brignoli began to

whoop it up, and describe the clams he had to sell, and tried to get her

to invest. He yelled at her, and seemed really put out, and she was as

spunky as any girl we ever saw. When Brignoli got out of breath, Carleton

began to tell her that Brig had been lying to her, that his clams were

made of India rubber, and that she could never digest them in the wide

world, and he wound up by telling her that she could have his clams at ten

per cent discount for cash. By this time she was about as mad as she could

be, and she pitched into both of them, looking cross, and sung like

blazes, went away up the musical ladder to zero, and wound up by telling

them both, to their face, that she would see them in Chicago before she

would buy a condemned clam. And then they all went off the stage as though

they had been having a regular fight, and Brignoli acted as though he

would like to eat her raw. That's the way it seemed to us, but we are no

musician.

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