CHAPTER XXXIV.

THE GREEN-EYED AND OTHER MONSTERS.

To the outside world the player's life seems always bright--a

rose-carpeted path with sunshine forever straying about the feet and

breath of the sweetest gardens always in their atmosphere. To the

players themselves, notwithstanding the hard work, it has the same

beauty and fascinations that other professions have for those who

have entered them. Lotta receiving the wild plaudits of her newsboy

admirers--for all over the country the street Arabs express their

willingness to "do ennythin' in de world fur Lottie"--accepting the

baskets of flowers they send her with the pennies they have pooled,

and doing her utmost to respond to a score of encores in response to

their appeals is as charming a little picture of perfect happiness and

contentment as we could find anywhere. Judic, the great opera bouffe

singer, peddling cherries, at the great charity fair in Paris, from

two panniers borne by a jackass, crying, "Buy my cherries, monsieur.

I don't sell them dear. Five francs, the little basket," is a noble

example of the generosity that distinguishes the profession of which

she is a member. A popular American actress selling photographs for

a little cripple she met in the street, and who had been rebuffed at

several, is another example of the leaning towards charity and the

kind-heartedness of a class of people against whom many bigots raise

their hands and to whom they turn their backs, saying, as the Rev. Mr.

Sabini said, that he didn't want to have anything to do with actors.

The reader has probably heard the story, but I will repeat it here:

George Holland, the actor, died in his eightieth year, on December 20,

1870. He was a player of exceeding merit in his day, and his demise was

widely and deeply regretted. Friends gathered around his casket in the

awful moment when they were to part with him forever. The rites of the

church were wanted for him, of course, and an actor friend went to Rev.

Sabini and asked him to officiate. He declined, saying: "I want to have

nothing to do with an actor. There is a little place around the corner

were they do these things." And sure enough there was, and the actors

took their dead friend into "the little place around the corner," and

Dr. Houghton said the last prayer over the dead player. That "place"

is now known among actors and by the public too as "the little church

around the corner." It is the Church of the Transfiguration, and is on

Twenty-ninth Street near Madison Avenue.

It is only occasionally that scandal is given by the theatrical

profession, but these few and far-between occasions are sufficient

to keep alive the bad opinion that certain people have of actors and

actresses. It is true the class is weak at many points, as are other

classes, but as I have urged before, they maintain a higher standard

of morality and adorn their circle better than any other people whose

paths are strewn as plentifully with temptations. At the beginning of

the eighteenth century the stage was in very bad condition because

society was in a worse condition, and if there is frailty in the ranks

of actresses of to-day, and weaknesses among actors, it is because

their surroundings compel them to be what they are, and even under

this compulsion they can hold their heads as high as their neighbors

and look them in the face without feeling that they are any worse than

the rest of the world, even if they are so bad. It is my purpose to

say something about the dark side of theatrical life that the reader

may see just what there is in the talk indulged by the scandal-mongers

of the anti-theatrical class, and that it may be known that their

indiscretions and their sins are no more heinous than the sins and

transgressions of other people, and that in very few instances are they

the outcome of the actor or actress's professional surroundings.

The estrangement of Edwin Booth and his wife or the divorce of Edwin

Forrest from his wife did not cause the world to think any the less

of these gentlemen as actors, and the events did not bring any

opprobrium upon the profession. Sarah Bernhardt's open avowal that her

children were fatherless and they were only "accidents" was a frank

confession of an early indiscretion that almost everybody was ready to

forgive. She was not received by society in this country, but society

knelt before her at the shrine of Thespis, as they did at the feet

of Mme. Patti, who flaunted Nicolini in the face of the public, as

the successor of the Marquis de Caux in all the rights of a husband

although there never had been any marriage ceremony to make the tenor

the legal companion of the beautiful diva. For the sake of their art

the sins of these two gifted women were partially forgotten, and while

society could not open its doors to Mlle. Bernhardt or Mme. Patti,

it went readily to the open doors through which the presence of the

actress and of the songstress was to be reached.

A New York correspondent says: "Having mentioned two French actresses,

let me drop into the true story of Bernhardt and Colombier's quarrel,

and the book about America which has been put forth in Colombier's

name. When Bernhardt came over here, she was accompanied by Jehan

Soudan, a Parisian writer. He was very small, closely buttoned up to

the neck, very bushy haired, and very much like a particularly mild

and girlish divinity student. For all that, he was the accredited

temporary lover of Bernhardt. His other errand was to write an account

of her tour, to be published as from her own pen. While in this city

he was an object of considerable ridicule, and his name was maltreated

from Jehan Soudan into Sudden Johnny. But Colombier, the fair and fat

actress of Bernhardt's company, did not regard him as comic. Quite on

the contrary, she fell in love with him, and he fell in love with her.

However, this new reciprocity of hearts was kept hidden until near the

end of the journey. Then it came out through Sudden Johnny carelessly

kissing Colombier too loud in a thin-partitioned dressing-room. The

smack was heard by Bernhardt. I don't imagine that she cared much

for Johnny, or would have missed him from the ranks of her favored

admirers; but it made her just as mad as she could be to lose him to

Colombier. Now, Colombier's beauty was marred by a deflection of her

nose to one side. That's not much, for the chances are ten to one that

the sides of your own face don't exactly agree. Try a glass critically,

and see. Well, when Colombier emerged from her room with Johnny, to go

on the stage, Sarah regarded her quizzically, and then said something

in French equivalent to:--

"'Ah, my dear, I fear you kiss too much on one side of your mouth. It

has really and truly bent your nose awry. Do let the other side have

some of Jehan's attention.'

"No more was said. But that Johnny and Colombier plotted a deep

revenge is evident, for the book appears in Paris with the name of

Colombier instead of Bernhardt as author, and among its numerous

ridiculous lies about Americans are some spiteful little flings at

Sarah. Thus Sudden Johnny gets even."

Mme. Patti, too, had a young man with her--Michael Mortier, brother

of the editor of the Paris _Figaro_--who was to write a book for her,

but in St. Louis he spoke too freely to a newspaper reporter about Mme.

Patti's relations to Nicolini, and Mortier's life was thereafter made

so miserable that he was glad soon to make a bee line for Paris, where

it is to be hoped he is at present.

A London correspondent tells us how a favorite actress of that place

faced three husbands, and as it is in order to continue turning the

crank of the scandal machine while foreign talent is the material

to be ground, I will give the paragraph. He says: "The true glory

of the Lyceum Theatre is that English Bernhardt, Miss Ellen Terry.

This blue-eyed, blonde-locked, Saxon siren is not a radiant beauty as

was the ill-fated Adelaide Neilson, but she is something better--she

is a charmeuse, as the French call any one possessing that peculiar

feminine--which she exercises so powerfully--magnetism. She is the most

gifted, and withal the most naturally graceful, woman that I have ever

seen. The little movements and artistic attitudes of Sarah Bernhardt

would seem forced and artificial beside that unborn charm and harmony

of gesture, unstudied and perfect as the ripple of tall grasses or the

swaying of the branches of a weeping willow beneath a summer breeze.

She is pure womanly, every inch of her. She cannot be awkward even

when she tries; and I saw her try the other night in 'The Belle's

Stratagem;' but instead of transforming _Letitia Handy_ into a country

hoyden in accordance with the text, she only succeeded in assuming a

pretty _espieglerie_ that, had I been _Doricourt_, would have driven

me to catch her straightway in my arms and kiss her, declaring that

she was charming anyhow. Off the stage I am told that she is quite as

fascinating as when before the foot-lights. She has proved the extent

of her power of enchantment by successfully winning and wedding three

husbands, all of whom are still living, divorce and not death having

released her from two of them. In fact, it is reported that while

walking in the Grosvenor Gallery recently, with her present spouse, Mr.

Kelly, she came face to face with her two former husbands, who were

promenading there together, and that the only embarrassed personage of

the quartette was Mr. Kelly; and they do say that the law will soon

be called into requisition to break the bonds that unite her to her

present spouse, and that she will then become the wife of a prominent

English actor. Truly this wonderful and interesting lady ought to

inscribe on her wedding-ring the motto said to have been adopted by the

old Countess of Desmond on the occasion of her fourth marriage:--

If I survive

I'll have five.

Jealousy is at the bottom of nearly every scandal connected with

the stage, or with people who have been on the stage. The story of

Lizzie McCall's crime is a peculiarly sad one. She had been a favorite

burlesque actress, and was playing young heroines with Boucicault

in 1880 when she met and married George Barry Wall, a young man of

twenty-five years, she being twenty-three. She promised him to leave

the stage forever, and in order that she might not be placed in the

way of temptation Wall made his home in New Utrecht, Long Island,

removing thence to New York. Jealousy early made its appearance in

their home, and their married life was not happy or peaceful. They

lived together for eighteen months, however, until one fine morning

after a violent quarrel she snatched up a pistol and shot her husband

through the throat.

[Illustration: THE M'CALL TRAGEDY.]

A Russian theatre not long since was the scene of a real drama which

deserves a place among the serious accidents of the stage. The two

leading actresses were Frenchwomen who had come to St. Petersburg

together as friends. They had occupied the same house, and lived on

terms of the warmest intimacy for some time. Then a young swell, who

had enrolled himself among the admirers of one of them, began to pay

court to the other. The consequence was a jealousy which finally led to

a separation of the whilom friends. They remained members of the same

company, however, and their jealousies found vent about the theatre.

One night after a dinner washed down with much champagne, the jilted

actress became very violent, and attempted to assault her rival in her

dressing-room. She was prevented, and went off threatening vengeance.

The course of the piece brought them together in an impassioned scene,

in the conclusion of which the one had to warn the other off with a

dagger. Heated with wine, her jealousy inflamed by the presence of her

faithless lover in a stage box, the jilted artiste lost control of

herself, and instead of a warning, dealt her rival a stab. The wounded

woman fell bleeding to the stage. Fortunately she was not fatally hurt,

and her assailant escaped with an authoritative order to leave Russia,

and stay away.

Miss Bertha Welby, who is a popular and talented actress, was a member

of the "Only a Farmer's Daughter" company, of which Miss Lilian Cleves

was the star. The two ladies could not get along together. Miss Welby

insisted that Miss Cleves was jealous of her rival's success; and so

it went on, until at last a low ruffian visited Miss Welby in her

dressing-room one night, after the performance, and demanded money from

her for having applauded her in several towns. She was afraid of the

fellow, she said, and so paid him the sum he asked--$15. She then told

him to go, and he went; but Miss Cleves, it appears, had assembled the

members of the company at the door of the dressing-room to witness the

payment of the man, who, as she declared, had led the claque that was

making Miss Welby a greater actress than the star. Miss Welby asserted

that the whole thing was a piece of blackmail, and that Miss Cleves had

instigated it.

[Illustration: BLACKMAILING AN ACTRESS.]

Operatic stars are violent sometimes in these exhibitions of jealousy.

It will be remembered that at the last Cincinnati music festival,

Gerster absolutely refused to sing if Miss Cary preceded her, and

the Hungarian prima donna was induced to appear only by the graceful

withdrawal of the fair American songstress. Miss Kellogg and Mlle.

Roze had a bitter war in St. Louis in 1879, on account of their

dressing-rooms, the American prima donna insisting on having the best

the Grand Opera House afforded. She got it at last, and was shocked

when she heard a story to the effect that Wakefield, then one of the

proprietors, had a peep-hole above the dressing-room which he not only

made use of himself but invited his friends to use.

The jealousy of Mrs. McKee Rankin (Kitty Blanchard) has more than

once been made the subject of newspaper articles. She thought her

robust husband went through the love scene with the _Widow_ (Miss Eva

Randolph) in the play with too lavish a display of affection, and the

green-eyed monster took possession of her. She stood in the wings every

night and watched the scene, and the more she watched it the madder

she got until at last she demanded from her husband that Miss Randolph

be dismissed. This Mr. Rankin sternly refused to do. Then Mrs. Rankin

refused to play, and a clever young lady was given the part of _Billy

Piper_. The newspapers praised the new _Billy_ so highly that Mrs.

Rankin hurried back to resume the part, but remained cold toward and

entirely estranged from her husband. After some time the wound was

healed and the couple reunited. There were several split-ups of this

kind, but Mr. and Mrs. Rankin are now living happily together, and it

is to be hoped that the success of their new play, "49," will keep them

happy forever.

[Illustration: JEALOUSY.]

Now and then the jealous actress's feelings are expressed in a rather

ridiculous manner. During the run of a spectacular play in one of

the large cities one of those old chaps who like to linger behind

the scenes and tickle the fairies under the chin succeeded in making

himself the admirer of one of the ladies--one who played a prince or

something of that kind. He brought her flowers every night, took her to

supper after the play, and often paid for a ride under the starry night

at a time when he should have been resting his hoary head upon his

pillow at home. He kept this up for a while; then he suddenly turned

his attention to another girl, who was doing a skipping-rope dance

during an interval in the play. He began to bring her flowers and to

feed her on midnight oysters, and to take her on moonlight rides. The

pretty prince stood it as long as she could; then she made up her mind

to be revenged on the old deceiver. She waited one night until she saw

him talking to the skipping-rope dancer, when she picked up a broom,

and stealing to the opposite side of the scene, made a high hit at his

plug hat, just as he was presenting the rival a bouquet, and knocked

the piece of head-gear clear into the outfield. The ancient Lothario

felt around among the few hairs on the top of his head to see whether

a piece of skull had not been chipped off; the skipping-rope dancer

laughed; the pretty prince hauled off and was about to bat the bouquet

to second base when the dancer danced, and what remained to do was

to advise the "old gray" to go, which he did rapidly after regaining

possession of his battered hat. He was advised that if he returned any

more the broom would be used upon himself instead of his hat; and the

scenes that he had haunted so long knew him no more after that night.

[Illustration: EDWARD KENDALL.]

A New York wife wondered for a long time where her husband went at

night. At least she learned that he haunted a down-town theatre. She

knew her husband was very fond of the drama, but was astonished when

she found out that he was patronizing the play without taking her

along, so she dressed up one evening and going up to the box-office,

asked the young man whose smiling face shone through the window, if

Mr. So-and-So was there? Now she had gone to the right source for

her information. Mr. So-and-So had taken away the affections of one

of the actresses from the man in the box-office; therefore the man

in the box-office manfully replied that Mr. So-and-So was back in

Miss Whatdyecaller's dressing-room. Would the man in the box-office

be kind enough to show Mr. So-and-So's wife where the dressing-room

was? He would, most gladly. Calling his assistant to the window the

treasurer took the lady in through the stage entrance and pointed out

the dressing-room. Sure enough there was Mr. So-and-So in very close

relation and very close conversation with Miss Whatdyecaller, who

being a ballet girl, in the act of getting herself into her gauze

and spangles, had little else on than her tights. The husband was

astounded; the wife was boiling over with rage; the dancer did not

know what to make of it. The husband said that there was blood in

his spouse's eye and fled the scene. Mrs. So-and-So then turned her

attention to the lady in summer costume, and there was a war of words

that ended in the actress snapping her fingers in the wife's face,

while the latter, unable to do or say anything in her rage, strutted

out after her faithless lord and master, who was afraid to return home

for three days, and did not return until he saw a "personal" in the

_Herald_ saying that all would be forgiven and no questions asked.

[Illustration: OUT IN THE COLD.]

The meanest trick, I think, that was ever prompted by jealousy was

one in which a well-known comedian and a handsome juvenile lady were

made the victims. Having determined to go to a fancy dress ball, they

borrowed a Mephistopheles and Venus costume, and having dressed at

the theatre in which they were playing, took their clothes to their

boarding-house, the comedian retaining only his ulster and the young

lady only her silk fur-lined cloak. In the same house the leading lady

roomed, and as the comedian had been somewhat attentive to her she grew

jealous when she saw him escorting the other flame to the ball, and

that both might be taught a lesson she resolved upon a plan of action

which she faithfully carried out. The comedian and his companion had

plenty of fun at the ball. They returned to their boarding-house about

three A. M. Both had latch-keys, but they wouldn't work. Somebody had

fastened down the bolt. What were they to do? It was a cold morning

with snow on the ground and snow still falling. Their carriage had

gone; they didn't wish to go to a hotel in masquerade style, so they

resolved to stick it out until the door would be opened. And they did

so. The comedian wrapped his ulster around him and sat down on the

doorstep; the young lady gathered her cloak around her as tightly as

she could and stood up in a corner of the entrance, shivering and

wondering what the people thought who passed by and looked at them.

They remained there three hours, and when the door was opened, it was

the leading lady who did the opening. She laughed as if she would lose

her life in the effort when she saw the plight the two were in, and

said as they passed up the hall that she was sorry she had put down

that bolt when she came home, but she thought they were both in the

house.

The story of an actor's jealousy is nicely told by a New York paper

in the following: A handsome young actress attached regularly to one

of the New York theatres has a husband and a baby, a sickly little

thing, and the husband is outrageously jealous, all the more that this

season he has done "job work," which has kept him "on the road" pretty

constantly. Lately he "came in," the "combination" with which he was

connected having "gone up." He arrived unexpectedly late one afternoon,

and found his wife out. On the table lay a note addressed to her in a

masculine hand. It was open and ran thus:--

"DEAR FRIEND: I do not think you have any cause to be anxious about

the baby. It is only cutting its teeth a little hard--that's all.

However, as you desire it, and say it would relieve your mind while

you are away at the theatre, I will come to-night about nine and

stay all night with you. Don't speak of the trouble. I shall only

be too glad to let you get a little sleep after being up so much

with baby.

Your true friend,

K. S. STANTON, M. D."

The husband was furious at this note, seemingly so harmless. He thrust

it into his pocket, and without waiting to see his wife strode from the

house. He had now, he thought, what he had long suspected, proof of

his wife's infidelity. Why, it was shamless! Dr. Stanton would pass

the night, would he, and blame it on the baby! but he should find that

there was a husband around ready to deal terrible vengeance upon the

betrayer. His feelings were not pleasant ones, as he lay perdue the

rest of the day, nursing his wrath, to keep it warm. When the pretty

young actress came home she was told that a gentleman had called and

gone away in a great hurry, leaving no name. At about half-past ten

that evening, while she was at the theatre, the door of her bed-room

was dragged open furiously, and the enraged husband rushed in. He

looked around under the bed and into the closets, but found no man.

There were, however, two persons in the room. One an infant slumbering

peacefully in the crib, the other a lady sitting at a small table on

which lay several little bits of white paper into which she was pouring

some globules from a tiny bottle. Her eyes were blue, her complexion a

pure pink and white, and her hair, curling in loose ringlets over her

well-formed head, was just touched with gray. She looked up astonished

and said:--

"Don't make such a noise; you'll wake the child. Are you a burglar or

what do you want?"

The husband paused in his fruitless search and replied: "I want that

man."

"What man?"

"The man that's made an appointment with my wife for to-night."

"Who is your wife and what business have you in Miss ----'s bed-room?"

asked the lady.

"Miss ----'s my wife."

"Indeed; well, you can't make me believe that she ever made any

appointment with any man she oughtn't to make."

"I can't, can't I? read that then," he said, throwing the letter on the

table and scattering the medicine. The lady read the letter and began

to laugh, which enraged the husband still more.

"Where have you hidden this Dr. Stanton? I will blow his brains out,"

he cried.

"No, you won't."

"You see if I don't."

"Well, blow then: I am Dr. Stanton, the author of that letter," said

the lady.

She had to sign her name, Kate S. Stanton, and show him that the

writing was the same as in the note, before he would be convinced, and

then he was the most sheepish-looking man in New York. The story got

out, and he was the butt of every actor in the city. They refused to

believe that he "walked home." They condoled with him on account of his

ill health, which forced him to stop acting. They recommended him to

consult a doctor, especially a lady doctor, Kate Stanton, for example.

Altogether he was so "roasted" that he will have to have more than a

mere letter in future to make him thirst for vengeance.

"Hang these women doctors!" is all you can get him to say; "if they

must be doctors, why can't they sign their full name, and not make

trouble between man and wife?"

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