CHAPTER XVIII.

PLAYS AND PLAYWRIGHTS.

At seven o'clock one morning during the season of 1881-2 a tall, gawky,

angular-looking young man in a suit of smutty and wrinkled gray, under

a battered slouch hat with a bandit curl to its wide brim, stood at

the door of one of the rooms of the Southern Hotel in St. Louis. He

had a big bundle under his arm, and seemed tired, as indeed he was,

for he had climbed four pairs of stairs and walked the lower hall-ways

from one end to the other looking for the room which he had now found.

He knocked kindly at first, but got no answer; knocked again with the

same result, and again and again. The fifth time somebody said "Come

in," and the young man twisted the knob and in a moment was standing

at the bedside of the late Oscar G. Bernard, business manager of the

Couldock-Ellsler Hazel Kirke Company. Bernard was still in bed and very

sleepy.

"I've got a play I want to read to you," said the young man, shifting

the bundle he had under his arm down into his hands, where Mr. Bernard

could see it.

"A what?" the manager exclaimed, rising hurriedly upon his elbow and

looking out through drowsy eyelids at a pile of foolscap manuscript big

enough to fill a French Cyclopedia.

"A play," was the visitor's answer, in a quiet, unalarmed tone.

"Is that it?" Bernard asked, as he eyed the package of manuscript with

astonishment.

"Yes, sir; there are only 439 pages."

"Oh, is that all? How many characters, scenes, and acts, and how long

do you think it would take to play it?" asked the manager, trying to be

as sarcastic as possible.

"There are forty-seven characters in the _dramatis personæ_," the

playwright answered, nothing daunted, "nine acts, and it might take

three hours or more to play it through."

"How many people get killed in it?"

"Only thirteen."

"Oh, pshaw!" said the manager; "go and kill off thirty more of 'em

and then you will have a play worth talking about. You've got to kill

somebody off every five minutes to make it stick. You needn't leave any

more of them alive than just enough to group into a happy tableau at

the end of the last act."

"I don't think I can do it," said the playwright.

"Oh, yes, you can," the manager insisted. "Just try it once; and here,

take this pass and go and see 'Hazel Kirke' to-night. It plays only

until eleven o'clock, and we don't think it quite long enough. If

you could tone your play down so that we might use it for a kind of

prologue or something of that sort it would be better."

The young man took the pass and departed. He was the queerest dramatist

the country and century have produced, except possibly A. C. Gunter. He

was fully six feet high, large and sharp-featured, with a light like

lunacy dazzling in his black eyes and across his sallow face. His hands

were large and his feet big, and as he ambled along the hotel hall he

looked like an over-grown plowboy who had suddenly and mysteriously

turned book-peddler. Besides all this he seemed very hungry.

Early the next morning he was at Bernard's bedside again. He had seen

"Hazel Kirke," and thought over the manager's advice, but had not made

the changes suggested because he was of the opinion now more than ever

that the play would suit Mr. Bernard. Would the manager allow him to

read it out to him? Its title was "Love and the Grave." The manager

said he might leave the manuscript to be looked over during the day,

but the dramatist said he preferred to read it so that none of the

good points would be lost. Then the manager told him to call again. He

called again early the next morning. The manager was still too busy

and too sleepy to hear the play. The dramatist said he hated to part

from his manuscript; he had been five years writing the play, but he

liked Mr. Bernard and would leave it with him for twenty-four hours.

The manager suggested that there was a possibility of the play being

lost if the hotel were to take fire, but the young man answered that

he had ascertained that the hotel was fire-proof, and he was willing

to take the chances. He went away leaving the voluminous manuscript in

the manager's possession. Of course Bernard didn't read it, but when

the dramatist returned Friday morning he told him it was very good,

and if the dramatist cared he could give him a letter to the manager

of a Chinese theatre in San Francisco, who would be glad to purchase

and produce such a play. The dramatist hoisted his manuscript under his

arm, said he was sorry the Madison Square people couldn't use it, and

went out hungrier-looking and more awkward than ever. Bernard hoped

that it was the last of him.

But it was not. While Bernard was in John T. Raymond's room the

following afternoon a knock was heard at the door and in walked the

dramatist. He did not recognize Mr. Bernard but told Raymond in piteous

tones that the man he (Raymond) had recommended him to would not

allow him to read the play, and didn't want it. A light flashed upon

Bernard. Raymond laughed heartily. Bernard did not laugh. It was one

of the comedian's practical jokes. He had sent the Illinois dramatist

to the "Hazel Kirke" manager with positive instructions to insist upon

reading the Chinese play to him. After the comedian had had his laugh,

he pulled a nickel with a hole in it out of his pocket, and, turning to

the playwright, said:--

"I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll match you for the play. If I win I

take the manuscript. If you win you take the nickel."

The dramatist was disgusted. He said all he wanted was money enough to

get back to Springfield, Ill., where he edited a daily paper. If he had

that he would be happy. Bernard and Raymond each gave him a $5 bill and

sent him on his way rejoicing.

The trials and tribulations of the gawky young dramatist from

the Sucker State is but a slightly exaggerated and caricaturish

recital of the difficulties that have been lying in the path of

American dramatists ever since we made anything like an attempt at a

distinctively national dramatic literature. It has been all along,

pretty much the same with the young American who wrote a play as it

was with the seedy English authors of Sheridan's time. Fresh from his

garret, and as hungry for fame and fortune as he was badly in need of a

meal, the young man who had written a drama appeared in shabby-genteel

attire at the door of the manager's office, and after introducing

himself, handed over his manuscript, which was tossed into a drawer

or box, while the poor author, trembling with agitation, was told to

return in a week or month. You may be sure the days and nights were

nervously passed until the appointed time rolled around. Then, bright

and early, still hopeful and still hungry, the author was at the

manager's door.

"Well, sir, what do you wish?" was the abrupt and startling greeting

accorded the author.

"I suppose you have read my play"--

"What play?"

The author names it and the manager sternly says: "No, sir, I haven't

read it and know nothing about it. When did you leave it here?"

"A month ago, sir."

"Well I don't think it would do me any good to read it. I haven't

either the time or the inclination. If you want it search in that box,

and if you can't find your own you can take your choice of any of those

in there."

This was, of course, a crusher. The young author moved away with a

bleeding heart, and his armful of manuscript, and the stage to which

his hopes and ambition had been attracted probably never offered him

an opportunity to have his play damned on a first night. American

dramatists are to-day pretty much in the same plight in regard to

American managers and the American stage. Very few of our dramatic

authors have received proper recognition, and few who have toiled at

writing and dramatizing for years have much fame or money to show for

their work. American managers have a rage for foreign works, and just

now are pouring thousands of dollars into the pockets of English and

French playwrights, whose work is by no means superior to that to be

found in the home market. Some years ago that very successful play of

"The Two Orphans" was purchased by an American from its French author

for a mere song. Now, Sardou gets $10,000 for a play like "Odette,"

which has so far, I believe, failed to bring that amount back to Mr.

French, the purchaser. Samuel Colville paid Messrs. Pettitt & Merritt,

of London, an enormous sum for the melodrama of "The World," which,

however, made $75,000 for him. Messrs. Brooks & Dickson bought "Romany

Rye," an untried play, from Sims, for America, paying him $10,000 cash;

Colville paid a high price for "Taken from Life," and D'Oyley Carte

planks down $12,000 to Mr. Sims for a drama, before a line of it is

written, and sells the American right to Lester Wallack on the same

terms.

All the American actors, actresses and managers nowadays want foreign

plays and are willing to pay exorbitant prices for everything that

is offered. On the other hand it is the exception when an American

playwright does well, or indeed when his work is accepted at all. Some

few late successes this side of the water have set all the ambitious

young men of play-writing proclivities to work. One day it will be

announced that John McCullough has bought a tragedy from a rising

journalist, and next day all the journalists will be writing plays for

him. So, too, with Raymond, and Mary Anderson, and a score of others.

But, few writers among journalists succeed in dramatic work. Robert

G. Morris, of the New York _Telegram_, is among the latest successes

with his "Old Shipmates," and probably one of the greatest is Bartley

Campbell, who sprang into fame in a night, after plodding patiently and

poorly paid for years. Fred. Marsden, who writes Lotta's plays, is also

among the fortunate, having, according to report, during his career

made something like $70,000.

Bartley Campbell may be taken as an excellent example of the manner

in which the American dramatist works, and the almost despairing

circumstances attending his long and weary chase of fortune. He is a

man with a history. That history he made himself. From an office boy he

has risen to a place of honor. Not that the position of office boy is

dishonorable, but very few who begin life in that sphere ever attain

as high a place as that now enjoyed by the greatest of our American

dramatists. He was born at Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, some thirty-seven

years ago, and as soon as he graduated from the lap of infancy he

entered a lawyer's office with the view of studying for the bar. But

the reading of law he soon discovered was not at all to his liking,

and he was declared an unpromising student, being too poetic and

sentimental. His next move was to the office of the Pittsburg _Leader_,

where he himself says he received the munificent salary of $5 a week

for the hardest work he has ever done. Here is another illustration

of the old saying, that when you have failed at everything else make

up your mind to adopt the profession of actor or journalist. Young

Campbell chose the latter. He preferred the stationary drudgery of a

newspaper Bohemian's existence to the wandering chance-life of the

equally hard worked, and, at that time, poorly paid actor. By diligence

and close application to study he rose rapidly, and soon was entrusted

with the responsible position of dramatic critic. He must have been

a good one. It is said that he was a faithful critic; so faithful,

indeed, as to warrant the chastisement of a bad actor, and endanger the

publication of the paper with libel suits. He deserted the _Leader_ and

commenced publishing the _Mail_, and it is here, while editing this

journal, that he first attempted play-writing. His early effort was the

sensational drama called "Through the Fire," brought out in 1871; then

followed the comedy, "Peril," produced in 1872; the third was, "Fate,"

which was subsequently purchased by Miss Carlotta Leclerq, who played

it with much success for several years; then followed, "Risks," now the

property of John T. Raymond, and, in swift succession, the mill ground

out "The Virginian," "On the Rhine," "Gran Uale," "The Big Bonanza,"

which, it will be remembered, was one of the successes of 1875. "A

Heroine in Rags," "How Women Love" (later known as "The Heart of the

Sierras," and still later as "The Vigilantes"), "Clio," "Fairfax,"

"My Partner," and lastly, "The Galley Slave." It was the success of

"My Partner" that brought about the turning-point in Mr. Campbell's

fortune. That he had suffered the severity of want, he confesses

himself in a neat little Christmas story told by him to a newspaper

correspondent, who met him at the door of Haverly's Theatre, New York,

one night during the run of "The Galley Slave" in the metropolis. His

tall figure, his slouch hat, rather dishevelled hair, twelve-cornered

moustache, Prince Albert coat and disordered necktie looked just as

they did when I first saw their owner some years ago, when his luck was

away down. The statement of the night's receipts was brought him while

we stood there, and his share was a few dollars more than six hundred.

"House not as good as last night," he said, "within a couple of

dollars. Fact is, the business, although good, has not been better than

it might be."

"Why, Bartley, you don't quarrel about a couple of dollars, now you are

in the height of success? What is your income from plays, anyway?"

"I don't growl about a few dollars; but now is the time--see? When you

can growl about them do it. Well, I'm getting on an average $1,500 a

week now."

"You'll soon be rich, Bartley."

"Well, I am so accustomed to bad luck, perhaps I may meet some--see?"

Bartley Campbell always says "see" in an interrogative way without

much or any desire for an answer. In a rambling conversation about his

varied career that followed, the drift of the talk got Christmas and

poverty mixed, and Bartley told this story of his early struggles: "I

had just gone to New Orleans with my wife, arriving there just when a

newspaper had suspended, and twelve writers were, like myself, seeking

journalistic work--only, unlike myself, they had acquaintances and

friends; I neither; nor money, except five cents--see? The row was

a hard one. After various 'shifts'--one of which was starting the

_Southern Magazine_, which was brought out--we found ourselves, just

before Christmas time, with nothing of importance except a grocery

bill--see? I wrote a poem about Eddystone Light, and sent it to the

_Nineteenth Century_, then published in Charleston, S. C., by Felix

de Fontaine & Co. It was the small beginning of which the present

_Nineteenth Century_ is the great result--see?"

"Well, I marked on the MS.--price $15. Commercial poetry--see? We

confidently expected that money before Christmas. Why, we took it as

a matter of course that the money must come. If it didn't--well, that

was a view of things that we couldn't take for a moment--see? Well,

the day before Christmas came, but that money did not. I visited the

post-office again and again that day, but no letter. The situation was

gloomy then, and in the evening I said to my wife, 'I guess I'll have

to go to the grocery, anyway.' 'I wouldn't go, Bart,' she said; 'I am

afraid he'll say something about the account.' 'I can't help it--I am

going, anyhow,' I answered, and grabbed the basket and rushed out, for

fear that my wife's fears would deter me from going at all--see? He

didn't say anything about the account, and I ordered sparingly. When he

got the things all in the basket, he slipped in with them a bottle of

nice liquor, and he said: 'Now, Mr. Campbell, this is Christmas Eve.'

I went home, and I drank some of the liquor, and when we went to bed

things looked a little brighter. I got up in the morning, and they were

gloomy again--see? I started down to the post-office, my wife saying

it was a fruitless errand, and got there just before the Christmas

rule of closing at 10 A. M. shut down the delivery window. The clerk

ran through every letter, and when he had got to the last one, and as

I half turned to leave, he threw me down a letter which bore the date

mark 'Charleston.' I opened it, and there was a check for $15. My legs

couldn't carry me home fast enough. I got there, and my wife met me,

her face all aglow. 'Well, Bart,' she said. 'Well,' I said, and I felt

that she had heard the news--that some one had told her my check had

come, for to me it was the biggest piece of news ever was, and that it

was common talk was perfectly natural. 'Bartley, I have got $10,' she

cried. 'And I have got $15,' I yelled; and she, not noticing it, went

on, 'I sold the war book about women, that nobody would buy before, to

some people who wanted it. Now, don't be extravagant, Bartley, please.'

We had a bottle of champagne that day, and presently I got the position

of official reporter of the Legislature at $16 a week; but Christmas

time never comes that I do not wonder if I will have as merry and

happy a day as the one we celebrated in New Orleans just after the war."

In view of what has been said about the almost merciless treatment

the American dramatist, as a general rule, receives from the American

theatrical manager, it may be well to add here the statement

made lately by Mr. William Seymour, stage manager of the Madison

Square Theatre, New York. He exhibited to a visitor a drawerful of

manuscripts, and said, although he had read and rejected one hundred

and fifty plays within nine months, he still had almost as many more

left. As a usual thing the plays offered were, he claimed, weak

imitations of "Hazel Kirke" and kindred plays, or wretched translations

from the German or French. One or two were very original attempts.

Picking up a heavy manuscript bound with blue ribbon, and looking very

like a young girl's graduating essay or poem, Mr. Seymour said: Here

is a play in seven acts, which opens in America at some large seaport

town, the author isn't particular where, and an embarkation scene ends

the first act. In the second the ship has made its way in toward the

Arctic regions and is wrecked by an iceberg. The hero bravely cuts down

a spar, lashes himself to it and jumps overboard. In the third act he

is discovered upon an iceberg beyond the Arctic circle, starving and

almost dead, while in the distance a battle is in progress between a

pirate ship and Chinese junk. The Chinamen are destroyed, and in the

fourth act the hero is rescued from the iceberg. A marine encounter

between Chinamen and pirates in the Arctic Ocean is bad enough, but

even this is outdone in the fifth act, where the hero is discovered

upon a tropical island with his feet frostbitten. The remaining two

acts are used to get him back to America, which is done in full

accordance with the rest of the play. I have many others just as bad.

Here is one with fifty-two speaking characters, and here is another

in four acts, which would require but twenty-nine minutes to play

the whole thing through. But strange and curious as the plays are, I

think that the letters I receive from the authors are still greater

curiosities. Occasionally some of them are modest enough to admit the

possibility of failure, but as a general thing they do not hesitate

to dwell upon the beauties of their productions and the certainties

of success. Moreover, they are always ready to make terms and some

of their offers are very amusing. Here is one that will serve as a

sample:--

"DEAR SIR: The undersigned is the Author of a new three act Drama

it is romantic, Dramatic and Scenic, and has a good plot. The Story

is interesting. The dialogue is bright and Witty, the unities of

the plot are preserved, and the Situations Are Picturesque and

effective. I have had it nicely copied.

"And wish to sell it to you if you wish to become the Proprietor of

my play.

"Terms, I will sell you My copyright and Manuscript, And Give you

100 Printed copies, for the use of actors, for $1000 dols.

"The name of My Play is

"Charles Ryan.

"The scenes are in Italy, Time 1868.

"Yours, Very Respectfully, etc., etc., etc.,

"---- ---- ----

"Author.

"P. S.--I inclose my card, I don't be at Home every day, but am at

home nearly every evening bet. 8 and 10 o'clock.

"(I did not have my Play Printed yet.)"

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