There are a great many more fools in the world than they have any idea of.
Sometimes they are editorials, and the rest of the time they are
idiotorials.
And, oh, if the great problems solved by the graduates would only stay
solved!
The reason why I am so well is that I have always been too poor to stay
long at a health resort.
There are two kinds of women who cannot be reasoned with: the one in love
and the one not in love.
The best way to preserve the beauty of a finely shaped nose is to keep it
out of other people’s business.