CHAPTER IV.

SOMERSET HOUSE.

“And every day there passes by my side,

Up to its western reach, the London tide--

The spring tides of the term. My front looks down

On all the pride and business of the town;

My other fair and more majestic face

For ever gazes on itself below,

In the best mirror that the world can show.”

COWLEY.

That ambitious and rapacious noble the Protector Somerset, brother of

Queen Jane Seymour, and maternal uncle of Edward VI., the owner of more

than two hundred manors,[96] and who boasted that his own friends and

retainers made up an army of ten thousand men, determined to build a

palace in the Strand. For this purpose he demolished the parish church of

St. Mary, and pulled down the houses of the Bishops of Worcester,

Llandaff, and Lichfield. He also began to remove St. Margaret’s, at

Westminster, for building materials, till his masons were driven away by

rioters. He destroyed a chapel in St. Paul’s Churchyard, with a cloister

containing the “Dance of Death,” and a charnel-house, the bones of which

he buried in unconsecrated ground,[97] and finally stole the stones of the

church of St. John of Jerusalem, near Smithfield,[98] and those of Strand

Inn (belonging to the Temple), where Occleve the poet, a contemporary of

Gower and Chaucer, had studied law.

The unwise Protector determined in this building to rival Whitehall and

Hampton Court. It was begun probably about 1549, and no doubt remained

unfinished at his death. He had at that time lavished on it £50,000 of our

present money.

The architect was John of Padua,[99] Henry VIII.’s architect, who built

Longleat, in Wiltshire, the seat of the Marquis of Bath, a magnificent

specimen of the Italian-Elizabethan style, and also the gates of Caius

College, at Cambridge. The Protector is said to have spent at one time

£100 a day in building, every stone he laid bringing him nearer to his own

narrow home. A plan of the house is still preserved in the Soane

Museum.[100]

After the attainder of the duke, when the new palace became the property

of the crown, little was done to complete the building. The screen

prepared for the hall was bought for St. Bride’s, where it was probably

destroyed in the Great Fire.[101] The Protector was a good friend to the

people, but he was weak and ambitious, and the plotters of Ely House had

no difficulty in dragging him to the scaffold. The minority of Edward

brought many of the Strand noblemen to the axe, but the fate of the

admiral and his brother did not deter their neighbours Northumberland,

Raleigh, Norfolk, and Essex.

Elizabeth granted the keeping of Somerset House to her faithful cousin

Lord Hunsdon, for life,[102] and here she frequently would visit him, in a

jewelled farthingale, with Raleigh and Essex in her train.

In 1616 that Scotch Solomon, James I., commanded the place to be called

Denmark House; and his queen kept her gay and not very decent court here,

so that Ben Jonson must have often seen his glorious masques acted in this

palace, to which his coadjutor Inigo Jones built a chapel, and made other

additions. Anne of Denmark and her maids-of-honour kept up here a

continual masquerade,[103] appearing in various dresses, and transforming

themselves to the delight of all whose interest it was to be delighted.

Here too that impetuous queen, Henrietta Maria, resided with her wilful

and extravagant French household, whose insolence irritated and disgusted

the people and offended Charles the First. The king at last, losing

patience, summoned them together one evening and dismissed them all. They

behaved like sutlers at the sack of a town. They claimed fictitious debts;

they invented exorbitant bills; they greedily divided among each other the

queen’s wardrobe and jewels, scarcely leaving her a change of linen. The

king paid nearly £50,000 to get rid of them; Madame St. George alone

claiming several thousand pounds besides jewels.[104] They still delayed

their departure; on which the king, at last roused, wrote the following

imperative letter to Buckingham:--

“STEENIE--I have received your letter by Dick Greame. This is my

answer. I command you to send all the French away to-morrow out of the

town, if you can by fair means (but stick not long in disputing),

otherways force them away--driving them away like so many wild beasts

until ye have shipped them; and the devil go with them. Let me hear no

answer, but of the performance of my command. So I rest

“Your faithful, constant, loving friend,

“C. R.

“Oaking, the seventh of August, 1626.”

As the French invented all sorts of vexatious delays, the yeomen of the

guard at last jostled them out, carting them off in nearly forty coaches.

They arrived at Dover after four days’ tedious travelling, wrangling, and

bewailing. The squib did not burn out without one final detonation. As the

vivacious Madame St. George stepped into the boat, with perhaps some

insolent gesture of adieu, a man in the mob flung a stone at her French

cap. A gallant Englishman who was escorting her instantly quitted his

charge, ran the fellow through the body, and returned to the boat. The man

died on the spot, but no notice, it appears, was taken of the murderer.

In Somerset House, at the Christmas masque of 1632-3, Charles’s

high-spirited queen took part for the last time in a masque. Unfortunately

for Prynne, the next day out came his _Histriomastix_, with a scurrilous

marginal note, “Women actors notorious whores!” for which the stubborn

fanatic lost his ears.

Queen Henrietta had, in Somerset House, an ostentatiously magnificent

Catholic chapel built by Inigo Jones, which became the scene of spectacles

that were gall and wormwood to the Puritans, who were already couching for

their spring.

Their time came in March 1643, when Roundheads, grimly rejoicing, burnt

all the pictures, images, Jesuitical books, and tapestry.[105]

Five of the unhappy queen’s French Roman Catholic servants are entombed in

the cellars of the present building, under the great quiet square.[106]

Here, close to his own handiwork, that distinguished architect, Inigo

Jones, who had lodgings in the palace, died in 1652.

About the same time the House of Peers permitted the Protestant service to

be held in Somerset House instead of in Durham House. This drove out the

Quakers and Anabaptists, and prevented the pulling down of the palace and

the making of a street from the garden through the chapel and back-yard up

into the Strand.[107]

The Protector’s palace was the scene of a great and sad event in November

1658; for the body of Cromwell, who had died at Whitehall, lay in state

here for several days. He lay in effigy on a bed of royal crimson velvet,

covered with a velvet gown, a sceptre in his hand, and a crown upon his

head. The Cavaliers, whose spirits were recovering, were very angry at

this foolish display,[108] forgetting that it was not poor Oliver’s own

doing; and the baser people, who follow any impulse of the day, threw dirt

in the night upon the blazoned escutcheon that was displayed over the

great gate of Somerset House.

The year after, an Act was passed to sell all royal property, and Somerset

House was disposed of for £10,000. The Restoration soon stepped in and

annulled the bargain. After the return of the son who so completely

revenged upon us the death of his father, the luckless palace became the

residence of its former inhabitant, now older and gentler--the

queen-mother. She improved and beautified it. The old courtier, Waller,

only fifty-seven at the time, wrote some fulsome verses on the occasion.

He talks of her adorning the town as with a brave revenge, to show--

“That glory came and went with you.”

He mentions also the view from the palace:--

“The fair view her window yields,

The town, the river, and the fields.”

Cowley, the son of a Fleet Street grocer, flew still higher, larded his

flattery with perverted texts, like a Puritanised Cavalier time-server,

and wrote--

“On either side dwells Safety and Delight;

Wealth on the left and Power sits on the right.”

In May 1665, when the queen-mother, who had lived in Somerset House with

her supposed husband, the Earl of St. Albans, took her farewell of England

for a gayer court, Cowley wrote these verses to the setting sun, in hopes

to propitiate the rising sun; for here, too, lived Catherine of Braganza,

the unhappy wife of Charles II.

There were strange scenes at Somerset House even during the queen-mother’s

residence, for the old court gossip Pepys describes being taken one day to

the Presence-chamber.[109] He found the queen not very charming, but still

modest and engaging. Lady Castlemaine was there, Mr. Crofts, a pretty

young spark of fifteen (her illegitimate child), and many great ladies. By

and by in came the king and the Duke and Duchess of York. The conversation

was not a very decorous one; and the young queen said to Charles, “You

lie!” which made good sport, as the chuckling and delighted Pepys remarks,

those being the first English words he had heard her say; and the king

then tried to make her reply, “Confess and be hanged.”

In another place Pepys indignantly describes “a little proud, ugly,

talkative lady crying up the queen-mother’s court as more decorous than

the king’s;” yet the diary-keeper confesses that the former was the better

attended, the old nobility dreading, I suppose, the scandal of

Whitehall.[110]

In 1670 Monk, Duke of Albemarle, having died at his lodgings in the

Cockpit, at Whitehall, lay in state in Somerset House, and was afterwards

buried with almost regal pomp in Henry VII.’s Chapel.

In October 1678, the infamous devisers of the Popish plot connected

Somerset House and the attendants in the Queen’s Chapel with the murder of

a City magistrate, the supposed Protestant martyr, Sir Edmondbury Godfrey,

who was found murdered in a field near Primrose Hill, “between Kilburn and

Hampstead,” as it was then thought necessary to specify. The lying

witnesses, Prance and Bedloe, swore that the justice had been inveigled

into Somerset House under pretence of being wanted to keep the peace

between two servants who were fighting in the yard; that he was then

strangled, his neck broken, and his own sword run through his body. The

corpse was kept four days, then carried in a sedan-chair to Soho, and

afterwards on a horse to Primrose Hill, nearly three miles off. The

secrecy and convenient neighbourhood of the river for hiding a murdered

man seem never to have struck the rogues, who forgot even to “lie like

truth,” so credulous and excited was the multitude.

Waller, says Aubrey, though usually very temperate, was once made drunk at

Somerset House by some courtiers, and had a cruel fall when taking boat at

the water stairs, “’Twas a pity to use such a sweet man so

inhumanly.”[111] Saville used to say that “nobody should keep him company

without drinking but Mr. Waller.”

In 1692 that poor ill-used woman and unhappy wife, Catherine of Braganza,

left Somerset House, and returned thence to Portugal, the home of her

happy childhood and happier youth.

The palace, never the home of very happy inmates, then became a lodging

for foreign kings and ambassadors, and a home for a few noblemen and poor

retainers of the court, much as Hampton Court is now. Lewis de Duras, Earl

of Feversham, the incompetent commander at Sedgemoor, who lies buried at

the Savoy, lived here in 1708; and so did Lady Arlington, the widow of

Secretary Bennet, that butt of Killigrew and Rochester. In the reign of

George III., Charlotte Lennox, the authoress of the _Female Quixote_, had

apartments in Somerset House.

Houses, like men, run their allotted courses. In 1775 the old palace,

which had been settled on the queen-consort in the event of her surviving

the king, was exchanged for Buckingham House; and the Government instantly

began to pull down the river-side palace, and erect new public offices

designed by Sir William Chambers, a Scotch architect, who had given

instruction in his art to George III., when Prince of Wales.

In 1630, a row of fishmongers’ stalls, in the middle of the street, over

against Denmark House (Somerset House), was broken down by order of

Government to prevent stalls from growing into sheds, and sheds into

dwelling houses, as had been the case in Old Fish Street, Saint Nicholas

Shambles, and other places.[112]

On the 2d of February, 1659-60, Pepys tells us in his diary, that having

£60 with him of his lord’s money, on his way from London Bridge, and

hearing the noise of guns, he landed at Somerset House, and found the

Strand full of soldiers. Going upstairs to a window, Pepys looked out and

saw the foot face the horse and beat them back, all the while bawling for

a free parliament and money. By and by a drum was heard to sound a march

towards them, and they all got ready again, but the new comers proving of

the same mind, they “made a great deal of joy to see one another.”[113]

This was the beginning of Monk’s change, for the king returned in the

following May. On the 18th of February two soldiers were hanged opposite

Somerset House for a mutiny, of which Pepys was an eye-witness.

The prints of old Somerset House show a long line of battlemented wall

facing the river, and a turreted and partially arcaded front. There is

also a scarce view of the place by Hollar.[114] The river front has two

porticos. The chapel is to the left, and near it are the cloisters of the

Capuchins. The bowling-green seems to be to the right, between the two

rows of trees. The garden is formal. The royal apartments were on the

river side. The only memorial left of the outhouses of the old palace was

the sign of a lion in the wall of a house in the Strand, that is mentioned

in old records.[115]

Dryden describes his two friends, Eugenius and Neander, landing at

Somerset Stairs, and gives us a pleasant picture of the summer evening,

the water on which the moonbeams played looked like floating quicksilver,

and some French people dancing merrily in the open air as the friends walk

onwards to the Piazza.[116]

Of the old views of Somerset House, that of Moss is considered the best.

There is also an early and curious one by Knyff. A picture in Dulwich

Gallery (engraved by Wilkinson) represents the river front before Inigo

Jones had added a chapel for the queen of Charles I.[117]

Sir William Chambers built the present Somerset House. The old palace,

when the clearance for the demolition began, presented a singular

spectacle.[118] At the extremity of the royal apartments two large

folding-doors joined Inigo Jones’s additions to John of Padua’s work. They

opened into a long gallery on the first floor of the water garden wing, at

the lower end of which was another gallery, making an angle which formed

the original river front, and extended to Strand Lane. This old part had

been long shut up, and was supposed to be haunted. The gallery was

panelled and floored with oak. The chandelier chains still hung from the

stucco ceilings. The furniture of the royal apartment was removed into

lumber-rooms by the Royal Academy. There were relics of a throne and

canopy; the crimson velvet curtains for the audience-chamber had faded to

olive colour; and the fringe and lace were there, but a few threads and

spangles had been peeled off them. There were also scattered about in

disorder, broken chairs, stools, couches, screens, and fire-dogs.

In the older apartments much of Edward VI.’s furniture still remained. The

silk hangings of the audience-chamber were in tatters, and so were the

curtains, gilt-leather covers, and painted screens; one gilt chandelier

also remained, and so did the sconces. A door beyond, with difficulty

opened, led into a small tower on the first floor, built by Inigo Jones,

and used as a breakfast-room or dressing-room by Queen Catherine. It was a

beautiful octagonal domed apartment, with a tasteful cornice. The walls

were frescoed, and there were pictures on the ceiling. A door from this

place opened on the staircase and led to a bath-room, lined with marble,

on the ground floor.

The painters of the day compared the ruined palace, characteristically

enough, to the gloomy precincts of the dilapidated castles in Mrs.

Radcliffe’s wax-work romances.

Sir William Chambers completed his work in about five years, clearing two

thousand a year. It cost more than half a million of money. The Strand

front is 135 feet long; the quadrangle 210 feet wide and 296 feet deep.

The main buildings are 54 feet deep and six stories high. They are faced

with Portland stone, now partly sooty black, partly blanched white with

the weather. The basement is adorned with rustic work, Corinthian

pilasters, balustrades, statues, masks, and medallions. The river terrace

was intended in anticipation of the possible embankment of the Thames.

Some critics think Chambers’s great work heavy, others elegant but timid.

There is too much rustic work, and the whole is rather “cut up.” The vases

and niches are unmeaning, and it was a great structural fault to make the

portico columns of the fine river side stand on a brittle-looking arch.

It was to Somerset House that the Royal Academy came after the split in

the St. Martin’s Lane Society. Here West exhibited his respectable

platitudes, Reynolds his grand portraits, and Lawrence his graceful,

brilliant, but meretricious pictures. In the great room of the Academy, at

the top of the building, Reynolds, Opie, Barrie, and Fuseli lectured.

Through the doorway to the right of the vestibule, Reynolds, Wilkie,

Turner, Flaxman, and Chantrey have often stepped. Under that bust of

Michael Angelo almost all our great men from Johnson to Scott must have

passed.

Carlini, an Italian friend of Cipriani, executed the two central statues

on the Strand front of Somerset House, and also three of the nine colossal

key-stone masks--the rivers Dee, Tyne, and Severn. Carlini was one of the

unsuccessful candidates for the Beckford monument in Guildhall. When

Carlini was keeper of the Academy, he used to walk from his house in Soho

to Somerset Place, dressed in a deplorable greatcoat, and with a broken

tobacco pipe in his mouth; but when he went to the great annual Academy

dinner, he would make his way into a chair, full dressed in a purple silk

coat, and scarlet gold-laced waistcoat, with point-lace ruffles, and a

sword and bag.[119] Wilton, the sculptor, executed the two outer figures.

Giuseppe Ceracchi, who carved some of the heads of the river gods for the

key-stones of the windows of the Strand front of Somerset House, was an

Italian, but it is uncertain whether he was born at Rome or in Corsica. He

gave the accomplished Mrs. Damer (General Conway’s daughter) her first

lessons in sculpture, an art which she afterwards perfected in the studio

of the elder Bacon. Ceracchi executed the only bust in marble that

Reynolds ever sat for. A statue of Mrs. Damer, from a model by him, is now

in the British Museum. This sculptor was guillotined in 1801, for a plot

against Napoleon.[120] He is said to have lost his wits in prison, and to

have mounted the scaffold dressed as a Roman emperor. It was to Mrs. Damer

(the daughter of his old friend) that Horace Walpole, our most French of

memoir-writers, bequeathed his fantastic villa at Strawberry Hill, and its

incongruous but valuable curiosities. She is said to have sent a bust of

Nelson to the Rajah of Tanjore, who wished to spread a taste for English

art in India.

The rooms round the quadrangle are hives of red-tapists. There are about

nine hundred Government clerks nestled away in them, and maintained at an

annual cost to us of about £275,000. There is the office of the Duchy of

Cornwall, and there are the Legacy Duty, the Stamps, Taxes, and Excise

Offices, the Inland Revenue Office, the Registrar General’s Office

(created pursuant to 6 and 7 Will. IV., c. 86), part of the Admiralty and

the Audit Office, and lastly the Will Office.

The east wing of Somerset House, used as King’s College, was built in

1829. The bronze statue of George III., and the fine recumbent figure of

Father Thames, in the chief court, were cast by John Bacon, R.A.

The office for auditing the public accounts existed, under the name of the

Office of the Auditors of the Imprests, as far back as the time of Henry

VIII. The present commission was established in 1785, and the salaries

formerly paid for the passing of accounts are now paid out of the Civil

List, all fees being abolished. The average annual cost of the office for

auditing some three hundred and fifty accounts is £50,000. There are six

commissioners, a secretary, and upwards of a hundred clerks. Almost all

the home and colonial expenditure is examined at this office. Edward

Harley and Arthur Maynwaring (the wit of the Kit-Cat Club) were the two

Auditors of the Imprests in the reign of Queen Anne. The Earl of Oxford,

the collector of MSS., obtained many curious public documents from his

brother. If he had taken the whole the nation would have been a gainer;

for the Government bought his collection for the British Museum, and all

that he left (except what Sir William Musgrave, a commissioner, scraped

together and gave to the British Museum) were barbarously destroyed by

Government, heedless of their historical value. Maynwaring’s fees were

about £2000 a year. The present salary of a commissioner is £1200; the

chairman’s salary is £500. In 1867 the western front of Somerset House was

added; it is from the designs of Pennethorne, to accommodate the clerks of

the Inland Revenue Department.

The Astronomical Society, Geographical Society, and Geological Society,

were for many years sheltered in Somerset House, before removing

westwards.

Hither, in 1782, from Crane Court, came the Royal Society. The entrance

door to the society’s rooms, to the left of the vestibule, is marked out

by the bust of Sir Isaac Newton; Herschel, Davy, and Wollaston, as well as

Walpole and Hallam, must have passed here, for the same door leads to the

apartments of the Society of Antiquaries.

This society, when burnt out of Aldersgate Street by the Great Fire, held

its meetings for a time in Arundel House. At first its doings were

trifling and sometimes absurd. Enthusiasts and pedants often made the

society ludicrous by their aberrations. Charles II. pretended to admire

their Baconic inductions, but must have laughed at Boyle’s essays and

platitudes, and the hope of Wilkins, the Bishop of Chester, of flying to

the moon. Evelyn’s suggestions were unpractical and dilettantish, and

Pepys’s ramblings not over wise. We may be sure that there was food for

laughter, when Butler could thus sketch the occupations of these

philosophers:--

“To measure wind and weigh the air,

To turn a circle to a square,

And in the braying of an ass

Find out the treble and the bass,

If mares neigh _alto_, and a cow

In double diapason low.”

Yet how can we wonder that in the vast gold mines of the new philosophy

our wise men hesitated where first to sink their shafts? Cowley

chivalrously sprang forward to ward off from them the laughter and scorn

of the Rochesters and the Killigrews of the day, and to prove that these

initiative studies were not “impertinent and vain and small,” nothing in

nature being worthless. He ends his fine, rambling ode with the following

noble simile:--

“Lo! when by various turns of the celestial dance,

In many thousand years,

A star so long unknown appears,

Though Heaven itself more beauteous by it grow,

It troubles and alarms the world below;

Does to the wise a star, to fools a meteor show.”[121]

The Royal Society’s traditions belong more to Gresham College than to

Somerset House, the later home of our wise men. It originated in 1645, in

meetings held in Wood Street and Gresham College, suggested by Theodore

Hank, a German of the Palatinate. During the Civil War its discussions

were continued at Oxford. The present entrance-money is £10, and the

annual subscription is £4. The society consists at present of between 700

and 800 fellows, and the anniversary is held every 30th of November, being

St. Andrew’s Day. The Transactions of the society fill upwards of 150

quarto volumes. The first president was Viscount Brouncker, and the

second Sir Joseph Williamson. Mr. William Spottiswoode is the present

president. The society possesses some valuable pictures, including three

portraits of Sir Isaac Newton--one by C. Jervas, presented by the great

philosopher himself, and hung over the president’s chair; a second by D.

C. Marchand, and a third by Vanderbank; two portraits of Halley, by Thomas

Murray and Dahl; two of Hobbes, the great advocate of despotism--one taken

in 1663 (three years after the Restoration), and the other by Gaspars,

presented by Aubrey; Sir Christopher Wren, by Kneller; Wallis, by West;

Flamstead, by Gibson; Robert Boyle, by F. Kerseboom (a good likeness, says

Boyle); Pepys, the cruel expositor of his own weaknesses, by Kneller; Sir

A. Southwell, by the same portrait-painter; Dr. Birch, the great

historical compiler, by Wills (the original of the mezzotint done by Faber

in 1741, and bequeathed by Dr. Birch); Martin Folkes, the great

antiquarian, by Hogarth; Dr. Wollaston, the eccentric discoverer, by

Jackson; and Sir Humphrey Davy, by Sir Thomas Lawrence.

Amongst the curiosities of the society are the silver-gilt mace presented

to the society by Charles II. in 1662--(long supposed to be the bauble

which Cromwell treated with such contempt); a solar dial, made by Sir

Isaac Newton himself when a boy; a reflecting telescope, made by Newton in

1671; the precious MS. of the _Principia_ in Newton’s handwriting; a

silvery lock of Newton’s hair; the MS. of the _Parentalia, or Memoirs of

the Family of the Wrens_, written by young Wren; the charter-book of the

society, bound in crimson velvet, and containing the signatures of the

founder and fellows; a Rumford fireplace, one of the earliest in use; and

a marble bust of Mrs. Somerville, the great mathematician and philosopher,

by Chantrey. The society gives annually two gold medals--one the Rumford,

the other the Copley medal, called by Sir Humphrey Davy “the ancient olive

crown of the Royal Society.”

The Geological Society has a museum of specimens and fossils from all

quarters of the globe. The number of its fellows is about 875, and the

time of meeting alternate Wednesday evenings from November till June. It

also publishes a quarterly journal. The entrance-money is six guineas, the

annual subscription two.

The Society of Antiquaries was fairly started in 1707, by Wanley, Bagford,

and Talman, who agreed to meet together every Friday under penalty of

sixpence. It had originated about 1580, when it held its first sittings in

the Heralds’ College; but it did not obtain a charter till 1751, both

Elizabeth and James being afraid of its meddling with royal prerogatives

and illustrious genealogies, and the Civil War having interrupted its

proceedings. Its first meeting was at the Bear Tavern, in the Strand. In

1739 the members were limited to one hundred, and the terms were one

guinea entrance and twelve shillings annually. The society agreed to

discuss antiquarian subjects, and chiefly those relating to English

history prior to James I. In 1751 George II. granted its members a

charter, and in 1777 George III. gave them apartments in Somerset House,

where they continued till their recent removal to Burlington House. The

terms now are eight guineas admission, and four guineas annually. The

_Archæologia_, a journal of the society’s proceedings, commenced in 1770.

The meetings are every Thursday evening from November to June, and the

anniversary meeting is the 23d of April.

The museum of this society contains, among other treasures, the _Household

Book_ of the Duke of Norfolk; a large and valuable collection of early

proclamations and ballads; T. Porter’s unique map of London (Charles I.);

a folding picture in panel, of the “Preaching at Old St. Paul’s in 1616;”

early portraits of Edward IV. and Richard III., engraved for the third

series of _Ellis’s Letters_; a three-quarter portrait of Mary I. with the

monogram of Lucas de Heere, and the date 1546; a curious portrait of the

Marquis of Winchester (who died 1571); the portrait by Sir Antonio More,

of Schorel, a Dutch painter; portraits of antiquaries--Burton, the

Leicestershire antiquary, Peter le Neve, Humphrey Wanley Baker, of St.

John’s College, William Stukeley, George Vertue, and Edward, Earl of

Oxford, presented by Vertue; a Bohemian astronomical clock of gilt brass,

made in 1525 for Sigismund, King of Poland, and bought at the sale of the

effects of James Ferguson, the astronomer; and a spur of gilt brass, found

on Towton field, the scene of the bloody conflict between Edward IV. and

the Lancastrian forces. Upon the shank is engraved the following

posey--“En loial amour tout mon coer.”[122]

The Astronomical Society was instituted in 1820, and received the royal

charter in 1st William IV. The entrance-money is two guineas, and the

annual subscription the same amount. The annual general meeting is the

second Friday in February. A medal is awarded every year. The society has

a small but good mathematical library, and a few astronomical instruments.

A little above the entrance door to “the Stamps and Taxes” there is a

white watch-face let into the wall. Local tradition declares it was left

there in votive gratitude by a labourer who fell from a scaffolding and

was saved by the ribbon of his watch catching in some ornament. It was

really placed there by the Royal Society as a meridian mark for a portable

transit instrument in a window of an ante-room.[123]

A tradition of Nelson belongs to this quiet square. An old clerk at

Somerset House used to describe seeing the hero of the Nile pass on his

way to the Admiralty. Thin and frail, with only one arm, he would enter

the vestibule at a smart pace, and make direct for his goal, pushing

across the rough round stones of the quadrangle, instead of taking, like

others, the smooth pavement. Nelson always took the nearest way to the

object he wished to attain.[124]

The Royal Academy soon found a home in Somerset House. Germs of this

institution are to be found as early as the reign of Charles I., when Sir

Francis Kynaston, a translator of Chaucer into Latin (_circa_ 1636), was

chosen regent of an academy in Covent Garden.[125]

In 1643 that shifty adventurer, Sir Balthazar Gerbier, who had been fellow

ambassador with Rubens in Spain, started some quack establishment of the

same kind at Bethnal Green. He afterwards went to Surinam, was turned out

by the Dutch, came back, designed an ugly house at Hampstead Marshal, in

Berks, and died in 1667.

In 1711 Sir Godfrey Kneller instituted a private art academy, of which he

became president. Hogarth, writing about 1760, says, that sixty years

before some artists had started an academy, but their leaders assuming too

much pomposity, a caricature procession was drawn on the walls of the

studio, upon which the society broke up in dudgeon. Sir James Thornhill,

in 1724, then set up an academy at his own house in Covent Garden, while

others, under Vanderbank, turned a neighbouring meeting-house into a

studio; but these rival confederations broke up at Sir James’s death in

1734.

Hogarth, his son-in-law, opened an academy, under the direction of Mr.

Moser, at the house of a painter named Peter Hyde, in Greyhound Court,

Arundel Street. In 1739 these artists removed to a more commodious house

in Peter’s Court, St. Martin’s Lane, where they continued till 1767, when

they removed to Pall Mall.

In 1738 the Duke of Richmond threw open to art-students his gallery at

Whitehall, closed it again when his absence in the German war prevented

the paying of the premiums, was laughed at, and then re-opened it again.

It lasted some years, and Edwards, author of the _Anecdotes_, studied

there.

In 1753 some artists meeting at the Turk’s Head, Gerrard Street, Soho,

tried ineffectually to organise an academy; but in 1765 they obtained a

charter, and appointed Mr. Lambert president.

In 1760 their first exhibition of pictures was held in the rooms of the

Society of Arts, and in 1761 there were two exhibitions, one at Spring

Gardens: for the latter Hogarth illustrated a catalogue, with a compliment

to the young king and a caricature of rich connoisseurs.

In 1768 eight of the directors of the Spring Gardens Society, indignant at

Mr. Kirby being made president of the society in the place of Mr. Hayman,

resigned; and, co-operating with sixteen others who had been ejected,

secretly founded a new society. Wilton, Chambers, West, Cotes, and Moser,

were the leaders in this scheme, and Reynolds soon joined them, tempted,

it is supposed, by a promise of knighthood.

West was the chief mover in this intrigue. The Archbishop of York, who had

tried to raise £3000 to enable the American artist to abandon

portrait-painting, had gained the royal ear, and West was painting the

“Departure of Regulus” for the king, who was even persuaded and flattered

into drawing up several of the laws of the new society with his own

hand.[126] The king, in the meantime, with unworthy dissimulation,

affected outwardly a complete neutrality between the two camps, presented

the Spring Gardens Society with £100, and even attended their exhibition.

The king’s patronage of the new society was disclosed to honest Mr. Kirby

(father of Mrs. Trimmer, and the artist who had taught the king

perspective) in a very malicious and mortifying manner, and the story was

related to Mr. Galt by West, with a quiet, cold spite, peculiarly his own.

Mr. Kirby came to the palace just as West was submitting his sketch for

“Regulus” to the king. West was a true courtier, and knew well how to make

a patron suggest his own subject. Kirby praised the picture, and hoped Mr.

West intended to exhibit it. The Quaker slily replied that that depended

on his majesty’s pleasure. The king, like a true confederate, immediately

said, “Assuredly I shall be happy to let the work be shown to the public.”

“Then, Mr. West,” said the perhaps too arrogant president, “you will send

it to my exhibition?” “No!” said the king, and the words must have been

thunderbolts to poor Kirby; “it must go to _my_ exhibition.”[127] “Poor

Kirby,” says West, “only two nights before, had declared that the design

of forming such an institution was not contemplated. His colour forsook

him--his countenance became yellow with mortification--he bowed with

profound humility, and instantly retired, _nor did he long survive the

shock_!”

Mr. West is wrong, however, in the last statement, for his rival did not

die till 1774. Mr. Kirby, a most estimable man, was originally a

house-painter at Ipswich. He became acquainted with Gainsborough, was

introduced by Lord Bute to the king, and wrote and edited some valuable

works on perspective, to one of which Hogarth contributed an inimitable

frontispiece.

Sir Robert Strange says that much of this intrigue was carried out by Mr.

Dalton,[128] a print seller in Pall Mall, and the king’s librarian, in

whose rooms the exhibition was held in 1767 and 1768.

Thus an American Quaker, a Swiss, and a Swede--(a gold-chaser, a

coach-painter, an architect, and a third-rate painter, West)--ignobly

established the Royal Academy. Many eminent men refused to join the new

society. Allan Ramsay, Hudson, Scott the marine-painter, and Romney were

opposed to it. Engravers (much to the disgrace of the Academy) were

excluded; and worst of all, one of the new laws forbade any artist to be

eligible to academic honours who did not exhibit his works in the

Academy’s rooms: thus depriving for ever every English artist of the right

to earn money by exhibiting his own works.[129]

The proportion of foreigners in the Academy was very large. The two ladies

who became members (Angelica Kauffmann and Mrs. Moser) were both

Swiss.[130]

The other unlucky society, deprived of its share of the St. Martin’s Lane

casts, etc., and shut out from the Academy, furnished a studio over the

Cyder Cellars in Maiden Lane, struggled on till 1807, and then ceased to

exist.[131]

The Academy, with all its tyranny and injustice, has still been useful to

English art in perpetuating annual exhibitions which attract purchasers.

But what did more good to English art than twenty academies was the king’s

patronage of West, the spread of engraving, and the rise of middle-class

purchasers, who rendered it no longer necessary for artists to depend on

the caprice and folly of rich aristocratic patrons.

One word more about the art oligarchy. The first officers of the new

society were--Reynolds, president; Moser, keeper; Newton, secretary;

Penny, professor of painting; Sandby, professor of architecture; Wale,

professor of perspective; W. Hunter, professor of anatomy; Chambers,

treasurer; and Wilson, librarian. Goldsmith was chosen professor of

history at a later period.

The catalogue of the first exhibition of the Royal Academy contains the

names of only one hundred and thirty pictures: Hayman exhibited scenes

from _Don Quixote_; Rooker some Liverpool views; Reynolds some allegorised

portraits; Miss Kauffmann some of her tame Homeric figures; West his

“Regulus” (that killed Kirby), and a Venus and Adonis; Zuccarelli two

landscapes.

In 1838, the first year after the opening of the National Gallery, 1382

works of art, including busts and architectural designs, were exhibited.

Among the pictures then shown were--Stanfield’s “Chasse Marée off the

Gulf-stream Light,” “The Privy Council,” by Wilkie; portraits of men and

dogs, by Landseer; “The Pifferari,” “Phryne,” and “Banishment of Ovid,” by

Turner; “A Bacchante,” by Etty; “Gaston de Foix,” by Eastlake; Allan’s

“Slave Market,” Leslie’s “Dinner Scene from the Merry Wives of Windsor;”

“A View on the Rhine,” by Callcott; Shee’s portrait of Sir Francis

Burdett; portraits by Pickersgill; Maclise’s “Christmas in the Olden

Time,” and “Olivia and Sophia fitting out Moses for the Fair;” “The

Massacre of the Innocents,” by Hilton; and a picture by Uwins.[132]

Angelica Kauffmann and Biaggio Rebecca helped to decorate the Academy’s

old council-chamber at Somerset House. The paintings still exist. Rebecca

was an eccentric, conceited Italian artist, who decorated several rooms at

Windsor, and offended the worthy precise old king by his practical jokes.

On one occasion, knowing he would meet the king on his way to Windsor with

West, he stuck a paper star on his coat. The next time West came, the king

was curious to know who the foreign nobleman was he had seen--“Person of

distinction, eh? eh?”--and was doubtless vexed at the joke.

Rebecca’s favourite trick was to draw a half-crown on paper, and place it

on the floor of one of the ante-rooms at Windsor, laughing immoderately at

the eagerness with which some fat courtier in full dress, sword and bag,

would run and scuffle to pick it up.[133]

Fuseli took his place as Keeper of the Academy in 1805. Smirke had been

elected, but George III., hearing that he was a democrat, refused to

confirm the appointment. Haydon, who called on Fuseli in Berners Street in

1805, when he had left his father the bookseller at Plymouth, describes

him as “a little white-headed, lion-faced man, in an old flannel

dressing-gown tied round his waist with a piece of rope, and upon his head

the bottom of Mrs. Fuseli’s work-basket.” His gallery was full of

galvanised devils, malicious witches brewing incantations, Satan bridging

chaos or springing upwards like a pyramid of fire, Lady Macbeth, Paolo and

Francesca, Falstaff and Mrs. Quickly.

Elsewhere the impetuous Haydon sketches him vigorously. Fuseli was about

five feet five inches high, had a compact little form, stood firmly at his

easel, painted with his left hand, never held his palette upon his thumb,

but kept it upon his stone slab, and being very near-sighted and too vain

to wear glasses, used to dab his beastly brush into the oil, and sweeping

round the palette in the dark, take up a great lump of white, red, or

blue, and plaster it over a shoulder or a face; then prying close in, he

would turn round and say, “By Gode! dat’s a fine purple! it’s very like

Correggio, by Gode!” and then all of a sudden burst out with a quotation

from Homer, Tasso, Dante, Ovid, Virgil, or the Niebelungen, and say,

“Paint dat!” “I found him,” says Haydon, “a most grotesque mixture of

literature, art, scepticism, indelicacy, profanity, and kindness. He put

me in mind of Archimago in Spenser.”[134]

When Haydon came first to town from Plymouth, he lodged at 342

Strand,[135] near Charing Cross, and close to his fellow-student, the

good-natured, indolent, clever Jackson. The very morning he arrived he

hurried off to the Exhibition, and mistaking the new church in the Strand

for Somerset House, ran up the steps and offered his shilling to a beadle.

When he at last found the right house, Opie’s _Gil Blas_ and Westall’s

_Shipwrecked Sailor Boy_ were all the historical pictures he could find.

Sir Joshua read his first discourse before the Academy in 1769. Barry

commenced his lectures in 1784, ended them in 1798, and was expelled the

Academy in 1799. Opie delivered his lectures in 1807, the year in which he

died. Fuseli began in 1801, and delivered but twelve lectures in all.

It was on St. George’s Day, 1771, that Sir Joshua Reynolds took the chair

at the first annual dinner of the Royal Academy. Dr. Johnson was there,

with Goldsmith and Horace Walpole. Goldsmith got the ear of the company,

but was laughed at by Johnson for professing his enthusiastic belief in

Chatterton’s discovery of ancient poems. Walpole, who had believed in the

poet of Bristol till he was laughed at by Mason and Gray, began to banter

Goldsmith on his opinions, when, as he says, to his surprise and concern,

and the dashing of his mirth, he first heard that the poor lad had been to

London and had destroyed himself. Goldsmith had afterwards a quarrel with

Dr. Percy on the same subject.

One day, while Reynolds was lecturing at Somerset House, the floor

suddenly began to give way. Turner, then a boy, was standing near the

lecturer. Reynolds remained calm, and said afterwards that his only

thought was what a loss to English art the death of that roomful would

have been.

On the death of Mr. Wale, the Professor of Perspective, Sir Joshua was

anxious to have Mr. Bonomi elected to the post, but he was treated with

great disrespect by Mr. Copley and others, who refused to look at Bonomi’s

drawings, which Sir Joshua (as some maintained, contrary to rule) had

produced at Fuseli’s election as Academician. Reynolds at first threatened

to resign the presidency; but thought better of it afterwards.

In the catalogues in 1808 Turner’s name first appeared with the title of

Professor of Perspective attached to it. His lectures were bad, from his

utter want of language, but he took great pains with his diagrams, and his

ideas were often original. On one celebrated occasion Turner arrived in

the lecture-room late, and much perturbed. He dived first into one pocket,

and then into another; at last he ejaculated these memorable words:

“Gentlemen, I’ve been and left my lecture in the hackney-coach!”[136]

In 1779 O’Keefe describes a visit paid to Somerset House to hear Dr.

William Hunter lecture on anatomy. He describes him as a jocose little

man, in “a handsome modest” wig. A skeleton hung on a pivot by his side,

and on his other hand stood a young man half stripped. Every now and then

he paused, to turn to the dead or the living example.[137]

In 1765, when Fuseli was living humbly in Cranbourn Alley, and translating

Winckelmann, he used to visit Smollett, whose _Peregrine Pickle_ he was

then illustrating; and also Falconer, the author of _The Shipwreck_, who,

being poor, was allowed to occupy apartments in Somerset House.[138] The

poet was a mild, inoffensive man, the son of an Edinburgh barber. He had

been apprenticed on board a merchant vessel, after which he entered the

royal navy. In 1762 he published his well-known poem. He went out to India

in 1769, in the _Aurora_, which is supposed to have foundered in the

Mozambique Channel.[139] Falconer was a short thin man, with a

hard-featured, weather-beaten face and a forbidding manner; but he was

cheerful and generous, and much liked by his messmates. That hearty

sea-song, “Cease, rude Boreas,” has been attributed to him.

Fuseli succeeded Barry as Lecturer on Painting in 1799, and became Keeper

on the death of Wilton, the sculptor, in 1803. He died in 1825, aged

eighty-four, and was buried in St. Paul’s, between Reynolds and Opie.

Lawrence, Beechey, Reinagle, Chalon, Jones, and Mulready followed him to

his stately grave. The body had previously been laid in state in Somerset

House, his pictures of “The Lazar House” and “The Bridging of Chaos” being

hung over the coffin.

When Sir Joshua died, in 1792, his body lay in state in a velvet coffin,

in a room hung with sable, in Somerset House. Burke and Barry, Boswell and

Langton, Kemble and John Hunter, Towneley and Angerstein came to witness

the ceremony.

Where events are so interwoven as they are in topographical history, I

hope to be pardoned if I am not always chronological in my arrangement,

for it must be remembered that I have anecdotes to attend to as well as

dates. Let me here, then, dilate on a cruel instance of misused academic

power. My story relates to a young genius as unfortunate as Chatterton,

yet guiltless of his lies and forgeries, who died heart-broken by neglect

more than half a century ago.

[Illustration: SOMERSET HOUSE FROM THE STRAND, 1777.]

Procter, a young Yorkshire clerk, came up to London in 1777, and became a

student of the Royal Academy. In 1783 he carried off a silver medal, and

the next year won the gold medal for an historical picture. When Procter

gained this last prize, his fellow-students, raising him on their

shoulders, bore him downstairs, and then round the quadrangle of Somerset

House, shouting out, “Procter! Procter!” Barry was delighted at this, and

exclaimed with an oath, “Bedad! the lads have caught the true spirit of

the ould Greeks.” Sir Abraham Hume bought Procter’s “Ixion,” which was

praised by Reynolds. His colossal “Diomede” the poor fellow had to break

up, as he had no place to keep it in, and no one would buy it. In 1794 Mr.

West, wishing that Procter should go to Rome as the travelling student,

discovered him, after much inquiry, in poor lodgings in Maiden Lane. A day

or two afterwards he was found dead in his bed. The Academicians had been,

perhaps, just a little too late with their patronage.[140]

And now, when through grey twilight glooms I steal a glance as I pass by

at that grave black figure of the river god, presiding solemn as

Rhadamanthus over the central quadrangle of Somerset House, I sometimes

dream I see little leonine Fuseli, stormy Barry, and courtly Reynolds

pacing together the dim quadrangle that on these autumnal evenings, when

the rifle drills are over, wears so lonely and purgatorial an aspect; and

far away from them, in murky corners, I fancy I hear muttering the ghosts

of Portuguese monks, while scowling at them, stalks by pale Sir

Edmondbury, with a sword run through his shadowy body.

[Illustration: JACOB TONSON’S BOOK-SHOP, 1742.]

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