CHAPTER III

So he thinks he shall take to the sea again

For one more cruise with his buccaneers,

To singe the beard of the King of Spain,

And capture another Dean of Jaen

And sell him in Algiers.

--Dutch Picture. Longfellow

THE SOUDAN campaign and Dick's broken head had been some months ended

and mended, and the Central Southern Syndicate had paid Dick a certain

sum on account for work done, which work they were careful to assure him

was not altogether up to their standard. Dick heaved the letter into

the Nile at Cairo, cashed the draft in the same town, and bade a warm

farewell to Torpenhow at the station.

“I am going to lie up for a while and rest,” said Torpenhow. “I don't

know where I shall live in London, but if God brings us to meet, we

shall meet. Are you staying here on the off-chance of another row? There

will be none till the Southern Soudan is reoccupied by our troops. Mark

that. Goodbye; bless you; come back when your money's spent; and give me

your address.”

Dick loitered in Cairo, Alexandria, Ismailia, and Port Said,--especially

Port Said. There is iniquity in many parts of the world, and vice in

all, but the concentrated essence of all the iniquities and all the

vices in all the continents finds itself at Port Said. And through the

heart of that sand-bordered hell, where the mirage flickers day long

above the Bitter Lake, move, if you will only wait, most of the men and

women you have known in this life. Dick established himself in quarters

more riotous than respectable. He spent his evenings on the quay, and

boarded many ships, and saw very many friends,--gracious Englishwomen

with whom he had talked not too wisely in the veranda of Shepherd's

Hotel, hurrying war correspondents, skippers of the contract troop-ships

employed in the campaign, army officers by the score, and others of less

reputable trades.

He had choice of all the races of the East and West for studies, and

the advantage of seeing his subjects under the influence of strong

excitement, at the gaming-tables, saloons, dancing-hells, and elsewhere.

For recreation there was the straight vista of the Canal, the blazing

sands, the procession of shipping, and the white hospitals where the

English soldiers lay. He strove to set down in black and white and

colour all that Providence sent him, and when that supply was ended

sought about for fresh material. It was a fascinating employment, but

it ran away with his money, and he had drawn in advance the hundred and

twenty pounds to which he was entitled yearly. “Now I shall have to work

and starve!” thought he, and was addressing himself to this new fate

when a mysterious telegram arrived from Torpenhow in England, which

said, “Come back, quick; you have caught on. Come.”

A large smile overspread his face. “So soon! that's a good hearing,”

said he to himself. “There will be an orgy tonight. I'll stand or fall

by my luck. Faith, it's time it came!” He deposited half of his funds

in the hands of his well-known friends Monsieur and Madame Binat, and

ordered himself a Zanzibar dance of the finest. Monsieur Binat was

shaking with drink, but Madame smiles sympathetically--“Monsieur needs

a chair, of course, and of course Monsieur will sketch; Monsieur amuses

himself strangely.”

Binat raised a blue-white face from a cot in the inner room. “I

understand,” he quavered. “We all know Monsieur. Monsieur is an artist,

as I have been.” Dick nodded. “In the end,” said Binat, with gravity,

“Monsieur will descend alive into hell, as I have descended.” And he

laughed.

“You must come to the dance, too,” said Dick; “I shall want you.”

“For my face? I knew it would be so. For my face? My God! and for my

degradation so tremendous! I will not. Take him away. He is a devil.

Or at least do thou, Celeste, demand of him more.” The excellent Binat

began to kick and scream.

“All things are for sale in Port Said,” said Madame. “If my husband

comes it will be so much more. Eh, how you call 'alf a sovereign.”

The money was paid, and the mad dance was held at night in a walled courtyard

at the back of Madame Binat's house. The lady herself, in faded mauve

silk always about to slide from her yellow shoulders, played the piano,

and to the tin-pot music of a Western waltz the naked Zanzibari girls

danced furiously by the light of kerosene lamps. Binat sat upon a chair

and stared with eyes that saw nothing, till the whirl of the dance and

the clang of the rattling piano stole into the drink that took the place

of blood in his veins, and his face glistened. Dick took him by the chin

brutally and turned that face to the light. Madame Binat looked over her

shoulder and smiled with many teeth. Dick leaned against the wall and

sketched for an hour, till the kerosene lamps began to smell, and the

girls threw themselves panting on the hard-beaten ground. Then he shut

his book with a snap and moved away, Binat plucking feebly at his elbow.

“Show me,” he whimpered. “I too was once an artist, even I!” Dick showed

him the rough sketch. “Am I that?” he screamed. “Will you take that away

with you and show all the world that it is I,--Binat?” He moaned and

wept.

“Monsieur has paid for all,” said Madame. “To the pleasure of seeing

Monsieur again.”

The courtyard gate shut, and Dick hurried up the sandy street to the

nearest gambling-hell, where he was well known. “If the luck holds, it's

an omen; if I lose, I must stay here.” He placed his money picturesquely

about the board, hardly daring to look at what he did. The luck held.

Three turns of the wheel left him richer by twenty pounds, and he went

down to the shipping to make friends with the captain of a decayed

cargo-steamer, who landed him in London with fewer pounds in his pocket

than he cared to think about.

A thin gray fog hung over the city, and the streets were very cold; for

summer was in England.

“It's a cheerful wilderness, and it hasn't the knack of altering much,”

Dick thought, as he tramped from the Docks westward. “Now, what must I

do?”

The packed houses gave no answer. Dick looked down the long lightless

streets and at the appalling rush of traffic. “Oh, you rabbit-hutches!”

said he, addressing a row of highly respectable semi-detached

residences. “Do you know what you've got to do later on? You have to

supply me with men-servants and maid-servants,”--here he smacked his

lips,--“and the peculiar treasure of kings. Meantime I'll clothes and

boots, and presently I will return and trample on you.” He stepped

forward energetically; he saw that one of his shoes was burst at the

side. As he stooped to make investigations, a man jostled him into the

gutter. “All right,” he said. “That's another nick in the score. I'll

jostle you later on.”

Good clothes and boots are not cheap, and Dick left his last shop with

the certainty that he would be respectably arrayed for a time, but with

only fifty shillings in his pocket. He returned to streets by the Docks,

and lodged himself in one room, where the sheets on the bed were almost

audibly marked in case of theft, and where nobody seemed to go to bed at

all. When his clothes arrived he sought the Central Southern Syndicate

for Torpenhow's address, and got it, with the intimation that there was

still some money waiting for him.

“How much?” said Dick, as one who habitually dealt in millions.

“Between thirty and forty pounds. If it would be any convenience to

you, of course we could let you have it at once; but we usually settle

accounts monthly.”

“If I show that I want anything now, I'm lost,” he said to himself. “All

I need I'll take later on.” Then, aloud, “It's hardly worth while; and

I'm going to the country for a month, too. Wait till I come back, and

I'll see about it.”

“But we trust, Mr. Heldar, that you do not intend to sever your

connection with us?”

Dick's business in life was the study of faces, and he watched the speaker

keenly. “That man means something,” he said. “I'll do no business till

I've seen Torpenhow. There's a big deal coming.” So he departed, making

no promises, to his one little room by the Docks. And that day was

the seventh of the month, and that month, he reckoned with awful

distinctness, had thirty-one days in it! It is not easy for a man of

catholic tastes and healthy appetites to exist for twenty-four days on

fifty shillings. Nor is it cheering to begin the experiment alone in

all the loneliness of London. Dick paid seven shillings a week for his

lodging, which left him rather less than a shilling a day for food and

drink. Naturally, his first purchase was of the materials of his craft;

he had been without them too long. Half a day's investigations and

comparison brought him to the conclusion that sausages and mashed

potatoes, twopence a plate, were the best food. Now, sausages once or

twice a week for breakfast are not unpleasant. As lunch, even, with

mashed potatoes, they become monotonous. At dinner they are impertinent.

At the end of three days Dick loathed sausages, and, going, forth,

pawned his watch to revel on sheep's head, which is not as cheap as it

looks, owing to the bones and the gravy. Then he returned to sausages

and mashed potatoes. Then he confined himself entirely to mashed

potatoes for a day, and was unhappy because of pain in his inside. Then

he pawned his waistcoat and his tie, and thought regretfully of money

thrown away in times past. There are few things more edifying unto

Art than the actual belly-pinch of hunger, and Dick in his few walks

abroad,--he did not care for exercise; it raised desires that could not

be satisfied--found himself dividing mankind into two classes,--those

who looked as if they might give him something to eat, and those who

looked otherwise. “I never knew what I had to learn about the human

face before,” he thought; and, as a reward for his humility, Providence

caused a cab-driver at a sausage-shop where Dick fed that night to leave

half eaten a great chunk of bread. Dick took it,--would have fought all

the world for its possession,--and it cheered him.

The month dragged through at last, and, nearly prancing with impatience,

he went to draw his money. Then he hastened to Torpenhow's address

and smelt the smell of cooking meats all along the corridors of the

chambers. Torpenhow was on the top floor, and Dick burst into his room,

to be received with a hug which nearly cracked his ribs, as Torpenhow

dragged him to the light and spoke of twenty different things in the

same breath.

“But you're looking tucked up,” he concluded.

“Got anything to eat?” said Dick, his eye roaming round the room.

“I shall be having breakfast in a minute. What do you say to sausages?”

“No, anything but sausages! Torp, I've been starving on that accursed

horse-flesh for thirty days and thirty nights.”

“Now, what lunacy has been your latest?”

Dick spoke of the last few weeks with unbridled speech. Then he opened

his coat; there was no waistcoat below. “I ran it fine, awfully fine,

but I've just scraped through.”

“You haven't much sense, but you've got a backbone, anyhow. Eat, and

talk afterwards.” Dick fell upon eggs and bacon and gorged till he could

gorge no more. Torpenhow handed him a filled pipe, and he smoked as men

smoke who for three weeks have been deprived of good tobacco.

“Ouf!” said he. “That's heavenly! Well?”

“Why in the world didn't you come to me?”

“Couldn't; I owe you too much already, old man. Besides I had a sort of

superstition that this temporary starvation--that's what it was, and it

hurt--would bring me luck later. It's over and done with now, and none

of the syndicate know how hard up I was. Fire away. What's the exact

state of affairs as regards myself?”

“You had my wire? You've caught on here. People like your work

immensely. I don't know why, but they do. They say you have a fresh

touch and a new way of drawing things. And, because they're chiefly

home-bred English, they say you have insight. You're wanted by half a

dozen papers; you're wanted to illustrate books.”

Dick grunted scornfully.

“You're wanted to work up your smaller sketches and sell them to the

dealers. They seem to think the money sunk in you is a good investment.

Good Lord! who can account for the fathomless folly of the public?”

“They're a remarkably sensible people.”

“They are subject to fits, if that's what you mean; and you happen to be

the object of the latest fit among those who are interested in what

they call Art. Just now you're a fashion, a phenomenon, or whatever you

please. I appeared to be the only person who knew anything about you

here, and I have been showing the most useful men a few of the sketches

you gave me from time to time. Those coming after your work on the

Central Southern Syndicate appear to have done your business. You're in

luck.”

“Huh! call it luck! Do call it luck, when a man has been kicking about

the world like a dog, waiting for it to come! I'll luck 'em later on. I

want a place to work first.”

“Come here,” said Torpenhow, crossing the landing. “This place is a big

box room really, but it will do for you. There's your skylight, or

your north light, or whatever window you call it, and plenty of room to

thrash about in, and a bedroom beyond. What more do you need?”

“Good enough,” said Dick, looking round the large room that took up a

third of a top story in the rickety chambers overlooking the Thames. A

pale yellow sun shone through the skylight and showed the much dirt of

the place. Three steps led from the door to the landing, and three

more to Torpenhow's room. The well of the staircase disappeared into

darkness, pricked by tiny gas-jets, and there were sounds of men talking

and doors slamming seven flights below, in the warm gloom.

“Do they give you a free hand here?” said Dick, cautiously. He was

Ishmael enough to know the value of liberty.

“Anything you like; latch-keys and license unlimited. We are permanent

tenants for the most part here. 'Tisn't a place I would recommend for a

Young Men's Christian Association, but it will serve. I took these rooms

for you when I wired.”

“You're a great deal too kind, old man.”

“You didn't suppose you were going away from me, did you?” Torpenhow put

his hand on Dick's shoulder, and the two walked up and down the room,

henceforward to be called the studio, in sweet and silent communion.

They heard rapping at Torpenhow's door. “That's some ruffian come up

for a drink,” said Torpenhow; and he raised his voice cheerily. There

entered no one more ruffianly than a portly middle-aged gentleman in

a satin-faced frockcoat. His lips were parted and pale, and there were

deep pouches under the eyes.

“Weak heart,” said Dick to himself, and, as he shook hands, “very weak

heart. His pulse is shaking his fingers.”

The man introduced himself as the head of the Central Southern Syndicate

and “one of the most ardent admirers of your work, Mr. Heldar. I assure

you, in the name of the syndicate, that we are immensely indebted to

you; and I trust, Mr. Heldar, you won't forget that we were largely

instrumental in bringing you before the public.” He panted because of

the seven flights of stairs.

Dick glanced at Torpenhow, whose left eyelid lay for a moment dead on

his cheek.

“I shan't forget,” said Dick, every instinct of defence roused in him.

“You've paid me so well that I couldn't, you know. By the way, when I am

settled in this place I should like to send and get my sketches. There

must be nearly a hundred and fifty of them with you.”

“That is er--is what I came to speak about. I fear we can't allow it

exactly, Mr. Heldar. In the absence of any specified agreement, the

sketches are our property, of course.”

“Do you mean to say that you are going to keep them?”

“Yes; and we hope to have your help, on your own terms, Mr. Heldar, to

assist us in arranging a little exhibition, which, backed by our name

and the influence we naturally command among the press, should be of

material service to you. Sketches such as yours----”

“Belong to me. You engaged me by wire, you paid me the lowest rates you

dared. You can't mean to keep them! Good God alive, man, they're all

I've got in the world!”

Torpenhow watched Dick's face and whistled.

Dick walked up and down, thinking. He saw the whole of his little stock

in trade, the first weapon of his equipment, annexed at the outset of

his campaign by an elderly gentleman whose name Dick had not caught

aright, who said that he represented a syndicate, which was a thing for

which Dick had not the least reverence. The injustice of the proceedings

did not much move him; he had seen the strong hand prevail too often in

other places to be squeamish over the moral aspects of right and wrong.

But he ardently desired the blood of the gentleman in the frockcoat,

and when he spoke again, it was with a strained sweetness that Torpenhow

knew well for the beginning of strife.

“Forgive me, sir, but you have no--no younger man who can arrange this

business with me?”

“I speak for the syndicate. I see no reason for a third party to----”

“You will in a minute. Be good enough to give back my sketches.”

The man stared blankly at Dick, and then at Torpenhow, who was leaning

against the wall. He was not used to ex-employees who ordered him to be

good enough to do things.

“Yes, it is rather a cold-blooded steal,” said Torpenhow, critically;

“but I'm afraid, I am very much afraid, you've struck the wrong man. Be

careful, Dick; remember, this isn't the Soudan.”

“Considering what services the syndicate have done you in putting your

name before the world----”

This was not a fortunate remark; it reminded Dick of certain vagrant

years lived out in loneliness and strife and unsatisfied desires. The

memory did not contrast well with the prosperous gentleman who proposed

to enjoy the fruit of those years.

“I don't know quite what to do with you,” began Dick, meditatively. “Of

course you're a thief, and you ought to be half killed, but in your case

you'd probably die. I don't want you dead on this floor, and, besides,

it's unlucky just as one's moving in. Don't hit, sir; you'll only excite

yourself.”

He put one hand on the man's forearm and ran the other down the plump

body beneath the coat. “My goodness!” said he to Torpenhow, “and this

gray oaf dares to be a thief! I have seen an Esneh camel-driver have the

black hide taken off his body in strips for stealing half a pound of wet

dates, and he was as tough as whipcord. This thing's soft all over--like

a woman.”

There are few things more poignantly humiliating than being handled by

a man who does not intend to strike. The head of the syndicate began to

breathe heavily. Dick walked round him, pawing him, as a cat paws a

soft hearth-rug. Then he traced with his forefinger the leaden pouches

underneath the eyes, and shook his head. “You were going to steal my

things,--mine, mine, mine!--you, who don't know when you may die. Write

a note to your office,--you say you're the head of it,--and order them

to give Torpenhow my sketches,--every one of them. Wait a minute: your

hand's shaking. Now!” He thrust a pocket-book before him. The note

was written. Torpenhow took it and departed without a word, while Dick

walked round and round the spellbound captive, giving him such advice as

he conceived best for the welfare of his soul. When Torpenhow returned

with a gigantic portfolio, he heard Dick say, almost soothingly, “Now,

I hope this will be a lesson to you; and if you worry me when I have

settled down to work with any nonsense about actions for assault,

believe me, I'll catch you and manhandle you, and you'll die. You

haven't very long to live, anyhow. Go! Imshi, Vootsak,--get out!” The

man departed, staggering and dazed. Dick drew a long breath: “Phew! what

a lawless lot these people are! The first thing a poor orphan meets is

gang robbery, organised burglary! Think of the hideous blackness of that

man's mind! Are my sketches all right, Torp?”

“Yes; one hundred and forty-seven of them. Well, I must say, Dick,

you've begun well.”

“He was interfering with me. It only meant a few pounds to him, but it

was everything to me. I don't think he'll bring an action. I gave him

some medical advice gratis about the state of his body. It was cheap at

the little flurry it cost him. Now, let's look at my things.”

Two minutes later Dick had thrown himself down on the floor and was deep

in the portfolio, chuckling lovingly as he turned the drawings over and

thought of the price at which they had been bought.

The afternoon was well advanced when Torpenhow came to the door and saw

Dick dancing a wild saraband under the skylight.

“I builded better than I knew, Torp,” he said, without stopping the

dance. “They're good! They're damned good! They'll go like flame! I

shall have an exhibition of them on my own brazen hook. And that man

would have cheated me out of it! Do you know that I'm sorry now that I

didn't actually hit him?”

“Go out,” said Torpenhow,--“go out and pray to be delivered from the

sin of arrogance, which you never will be. Bring your things up from

whatever place you're staying in, and we'll try to make this barn a

little more shipshape.”

“And then--oh, then,” said Dick, still capering, “we will spoil the

Egyptians!”

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