"The 'Langford' knocked out the gunboat 'Smith' in three rounds."
How like a German gunboat (obviously "Schmidt") to disguise itself with
an English name.
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"MISS JEFFERSON RECALLED IN BREACH SUIT."
_"Evening News" Headline._
Although the defendant in this case was a cycle-dealer, we think that
these sudden changes of costume are liable to lead to confusion and
should, therefore, be forbidden.
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Illustration: _Officer_ (_on rounds near revolving light_). "ANYTHING
TO REPORT?"
_Sentry._ "NO, SIR; THERE'S NO MUCKLE TA RIPORRT; BUT YON FOLKS HAE BEEN
HAVIN' A HEAP O' TROUBLE WI' THEIR LIGHT: IT'S GONE OOT TWENTY TIMES IN
THE LAST OOR."
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