WAR MEMENTOES.

A thoughtful and far-reaching suggestion toward the better regulation of

the currency has been made by a Mr. JAMES INNES C. ROGER. He writes to

the Press in the following terms:--"It has lately struck me that a

silver 10_s._ piece might be introduced during the war instead of (or in

addition to) the paper notes now current. Although these might be

objected to on the ground of size and weight, they would be interesting

as a memento of the great war, especially if the obverse side bore, say,

a representation of the British Fleet in action."

It seems to us that this would provide a delightful little game for the

Government, which probably has not much else to do at present, and we do

not see how the proposed coins could possibly be objected to on the

grounds mentioned above. On the contrary they would be most useful in a

variety of ways in which the sixpence and threepenny bit are of no

service whatever. In thoroughly honest households they could be employed

as letter-weights or for practising the discus-throw for the next

Olympic Games (if any), or for keeping open a swing door while a

tea-tray is carried through. We hope the idea will be vigorously

followed up. A 15/-piece representing the British Army crossing the

Aisne River under fire would be certain to be popular, as also would a

17/6 piece showing the arrival of the Indian Troops at Marseilles.

Something, too, might be done with our stamps. Concrete gun emplacements

would look very well on the five-shilling stamp, and the desired effect

of secrecy could be obtained by printing them on the back; while we

would suggest for the penny stamp a design of a muffler or a mitten with

crossed knitting needles in each corner. At the same time an important

step could be taken toward popularizing the postal order, by printing on

the obverse side of it in red the whole of the first verse of "It's a

long way to Tipperary."

We only throw out these suggestions for what they are worth. Like Mr.

ROGER himself our sole idea is to contribute something really useful to

the pregnant deliberations of the hour.

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Illustration: _Officer_ (_commanding skirmishing party_). "VERY SORRY

TO PUT YOU OFF YOUR GAME, SIR; BUT WE HAD TO COME ACROSS HERE."

_Golfer._ "DON'T MENTION IT, SIR. IT MAKES ME FEEL I'VE DONE MY BIT."

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