CHAPTER XXV.

EARLY AMERICAN CARICATURE.

Benjamin Franklin was the first American caricaturist. That propensity

of his to use pictures whenever he desired to affect strongly the public

mind was an inheritance from the period when only a very small portion

of the people could read any other than pictorial language. Among the

relics of his race preserved in Boston there is an illustrated handbill

issued by his English uncle Benjamin, after whom he was named, which

must have been a familiar object to him from the eighth year of his age.

Uncle Benjamin, a London dyer when James II. fled from England, wishing

to strengthen the impression made by his printed offer to "dye into

colors" cloth, silk, and India calico, placed at the head of his bill a

rude wood-cut of an East Indian queen taking a walk, attended by two

servants, one bearing her train and the other holding over her an

umbrella. At the door of his shop, too, in Princes Street, near

Leicester Fields, a figure of an Indian queen appealed to the passer-by.

Such was the custom of the time. The diffusion of knowledge lessened the

importance of pictorial representation; but the mere date of Franklin's

birth--1706--explains in some degree his habitual resort to it. Nearly

all the ancient books were illustrated in some way, and nearly every

ancient building appears to have had its "sign." When Franklin was a boy

in Boston a gilt Bible would have directed him where to buy his books,

if he had had any money to buy them with. A gilt sheaf probably notified

him where to get those three historic rolls with which he made his entry

into Philadelphia. The figure of a mermaid invited the thirsty wayfarer

to beer, and an anchor informed sailors where sea-stores were to be had.

The royal lion and unicorn, carved in wood or stone, marked public

edifices. Over the door of his father's shop, where soap and candles

were sold, he saw a blue ball, which still exists, bearing the legible

date 1698. Why a blue ball? He was just the boy to ask the question. A

lad who could not accept grace before meat without wishing to know why

it were not better to say grace once for all over the barrel of pork,

would be likely to inquire what a blue ball had in common with soap and

candles. His excellent but not gifted sire probably informed him that

the blue ball was a relic of the time when he had carried on the

business of a dyer, and that he had continued to use it for his new

vocation because he "had it in the house." Benjamin, the gifted, was the

boy to be dissatisfied with this explanation, and to suggest devices

more in harmony with the industry carried on within, so that the very

incongruity of his father's sign may have quickened his sense of

pictorial effect.

Franklin lived long, figured in a great variety of scenes, accomplished

many notable things, and exhibited versatility of talent--man of

business, inventor, statesman, diplomatist, philosopher; and in each of

these characters he was a leader among leaders; but the ruling habit of

his mind, his _forte_, the talent that he most loved to exercise and

most relished in others, was humor. He began as a humorist, and he ended

as a humorist. The first piece of his ever printed and the last piece he

ever wrote were both satirical: the first, the reckless satire of a

saucy apprentice against the magnates of his town; the last, the

good-tempered satire of a richly gifted, benevolent soul, cognizant of

human weakness, but not despising it, and intent only upon opening the

public mind to unwelcome truth--as a mother makes a child laugh before

inserting the medicine spoon. So dominant was this propensity in his

youthful days, that if he had lived in a place where it had been

possible to subsist by its exercise, there had been danger of his

becoming a professional humorist, merging all the powers of his

incomparable intellect in that one gift.

Imagine Boston in 1722, when this remarkable apprentice began to laugh,

and to make others laugh, at the oppressive solemnities around him and

above him. Then, as now, it was a population industrious and moral,

extremely addicted to routine, habitually frugal, but capable of

magnificent generosity, bold in business enterprises, valiant in battle,

but in all the high matters averse to innovation. Then, as now, the

clergy, a few important families, and Harvard College composed the

ruling influence, against which it was martyrdom to contend. But then,

as now, there were a few audacious spirits who rebelled against these

united powers, and carried their opposition very far, sometimes to a

wild excess, and thus kept this noblest of towns from sinking into an

inane respectability. The good, frugal, steady-going, tax-paying

citizen, who lays in his coal in June and buys a whole pig in December,

would subdue the world to a vast monotonous prosperity, crushing,

intolerable, if there were no one to keep him and the public in mind

that, admirable as he is, he does not exhaust the possibilities of human

nature. When we examine the portraits of the noted men of New England of

the first century and a half after the settlement, we observe in them

all a certain expression of _acquiescence_. There is no audacity in

them. They look like men who could come home from fighting the French in

Canada, or from chasing the whale among the icebergs of Labrador, to be

scared by the menaces of a pontiff like Cotton Mather. They look like

men who would take it seriously, and not laugh at all, when Cotton

Mather denounced the Franklins, for poking fun at him in their

newspaper, as guilty of wickedness without a parallel. "Some good men,"

said he, "are afraid it may provoke Heaven to deal with this place as

never any place has yet been dealt withal."

Never was a community in such sore need of caricature and burlesque as

when James Franklin set up in Boston, in 1721, the first "sensational

newspaper" of America, the _Courant_, to which his brother Benjamin and

the other rebels and come-outers of Boston contributed. The Mathers, as

human beings and citizens of New England, were estimable and even

admirable; but the interests of human nature demand the suppression of

pontiffs. These Mathers, though naturally benevolent, and not wanting in

natural modesty, had attained to such a degree of pontifical arrogance

as to think _Boston_ in deadly peril because a knot of young fellows in

a printing-office aimed satirical paragraphs at them. Increase Mather

called upon the Government to "suppress such a cursed libel," lest "some

awful judgment should come upon the land, and the wrath of God should

rise, and there should be no remedy." It is for such men that burlesque

was made, and the Franklins supplied it in abundance. The _Courant_

ridiculed them even when they were gloriously in the right. They were

enlightened enough and brave enough to recommend inoculation, then just

brought from Turkey by Lady Mary Wortley Montagu. The young doctors who

wrote for the paper assailed the new system, apparently for no other

reason than because Increase and Cotton Mather were its chief defenders.

When Benjamin, at the age of sixteen, began to contribute to his

brother's paper, he aimed at higher game even than the town pontiffs. He

dared to lampoon Harvard College itself, the temple of learning where

the clergy were formed, whose precincts he had hoped to tread, his

father having dedicated this tenth son to the Church. He may have had

his own father in mind when he wrote, in one of his early numbers, that

every "peasant" who had the means proposed to send one of his children

to this famous place; and as most of them consulted their purses rather

than their children's capacities, the greater number of those who went

thither were little better than blockheads and dunces. When he came to

speak of the theological department of the college, he drew a pen

caricature, having then no skill with the pencil: "The business of those

who were employed in the temple of theology being laborious and painful,

I wondered exceedingly to see so many go toward it; but while I was

pondering this matter in my mind, I spied _Pecunia_ behind a curtain,

beckoning to them with her hand." He draws another when he says that the

only remarkable thing he saw in this temple was one Plagius hard at work

copying an eloquent passage from Tillotson's works to embellish his own.

This saucy boy, who had his "Hudibras" at his tongue's end, carried the

satirical spirit with him to church on Sundays, and tried some of the

brethren whom he saw there by the Hudibrastic standard. Even after his

brother James had been in prison for his editorial conduct, Benjamin,

who had been left in charge of the paper, drew with his subeditorial pen

a caricature of a "Religious Knave, of all Knaves the Worst:" A most

strict Sabbatarian, an exact observer not of the day only, but of the

evening before and the evening after it; at church conspicuously devout

and attentive, even ridiculously so, with his distorted countenance and

awkward gesticulation. But try and nail him to a bargain! He will

dissemble and lie, snuffle and whiffle, overreach and defraud, cut down

a laborer's wages, and keep the bargain in the letter while violating

its spirit. "Don't tell me," he cries; "a bargain is a bargain. You

should have looked to that before. I can't help it now." Such was the

religious knave invented by the author of "Hudibras," and borrowed by

this Boston apprentice, who had, in all probability, never seen a

character that could have fairly suggested the burlesque.

The authorities rose upon these two audacious brothers, and indicated

how much need there was of such a sheet in Boston by ordering James

Franklin to print it no more. They contrived to carry it on a while in

Benjamin's name; but that sagacious youth was not long in discovering

that the Mathers and their adherents were too strong for him, and he

took an early opportunity of removing to a place established on the

principle of doing without pontiffs. But during his long, illustrious

career in Philadelphia as editor and public man he constantly acted in

the spirit of one of the last passages he wrote before leaving Boston:

"Pieces of pleasantry and mirth have a secret charm in them to allay the

heats and tumults of our spirits, and to make a man forget his restless

resentments. They have a strange power in them to hush disorders of the

soul and reduce us to a serene and placid state of mind." He was the

father of our humorous literature. If, at the present moment, America is

contributing more to the innocent hilarity of mankind than other

nations, it is greatly due to the happy influence of this benign and

liberal humorist upon the national character. "Poor Richard," be it

observed, was the great comic almanac of the country for twenty-five

years, and it was Franklin who infused the element of burlesque into

American journalism. He could not advertise a stolen prayer-book without

inserting a joke to give the advertisement wings: "The person who took

it is desired to open it and read the Eighth Commandment, and afterward

return it into the same pew again; upon which no further notice will be

taken."

This propensity was the more precious because it was his destiny to take

a leading part in many controversies which would have become bitter

beyond endurance but for "the strange power" of his "pieces of

pleasantry and mirth" to "hush disorders of the soul." He employed both

pen and pencil in bringing his excellent sense to bear upon the public

mind. What but Franklin's inexhaustible tact and good-humor could have

kept the peace in Pennsylvania between the non-combatant Quakers and the

militant Christians during the long period when the province was

threatened from the sea by hostile fleets and on land by savage Indians?

Besides rousing the combatant citizens to action, he made them willing

to fight for men who would not fight for themselves, and brought over to

his side a large number of the younger and more pliant Quakers. Even in

that early time (1747), while bears still swam the Delaware, he

contrived to get a picture drawn and engraved to enforce the lessons of

his first pamphlet, calling on the Pennsylvanians to prepare for

defense. He may have engraved it himself, for he had a dexterous hand,

and had long before made little pictures out of type-metal to accompany

advertisements. Hercules sits upon a cloud, with one hand resting upon

his club. Three horses vainly strive to draw a heavy wagon from the

mire. The wagoner kneels, lifts his hands, and implores the aid of

Hercules's mighty arm. In the background are trees and houses, and under

the picture are Latin words signifying, "Not by offerings nor by

womanish prayers is the help of gods obtained." In the text, too, when

he essays the difficult task of reconciling the combatants to fighting

for the non-combatants, he becomes pictorial, though he does not use the

graver. "What!" he cries, "not defend your wives, your helpless

children, your aged parents, because the Quakers have conscientious

scruples about fighting!" Then he adds the burlesque picture: "Till of

late I could scarce believe the story of him who refused to pump in a

sinking ship because one on board whom he hated would be saved by it as

well as himself."

[Illustration: JOIN or DIE

A Common Newspaper Heading in 1776; devised by Franklin in May, 1754, at

the Beginning of the French War.]

At the beginning of the contest which in Europe was the Seven Years'

War, but in America a ten years' war, Franklin's pen and pencil were

both employed in urging a cordial union of the colonies against the foe.

His device of a snake severed into as many pieces as there were

colonies, with the motto, "_Join or Die_," survived the occasion that

called it forth, and became a common newspaper and handbill heading in

1776. It was he, also, as tradition reports, who exhibited to the

unbelieving farmers of Pennsylvania the effect of gypsum, by writing

with that fertilizer in large letters upon a field the words "_This has

been plastered_." The brilliant green of the grass which had been

stimulated by the plaster soon made the words legible to the passer-by.

During his first residence in London as the representative of

Pennsylvania he became intimately acquainted with the great artist from

whom excellence in the humorous art of England dates--William Hogarth.

The last letter that the dying Hogarth received was from Benjamin

Franklin. "Receiving an agreeable letter," says Nichols, "from the

American, Dr. Franklin, he drew up a rough draught of an answer to it."

Three hours after, Hogarth was no more.

A few of Franklin's devices for the coins and paper money of the young

republic have been preserved. He wished that every coin and every note

should say something wise or cheerful to their endless succession of

possessors and scrutinizers. Collectors show the Franklin cent of 1787,

with its circle of thirteen links and its central words, "_We are one_"

and outside of these, "_United States_." On the other side of the coin

there is a noonday sun blazing down upon a dial, with the motto, "_Mind

your Business_." He made the date say something more to the reader than

the number of the year, by appending to it the word "_Fugio_" (I fly).

Another cent has a central sun circled by thirteen stars and the words

"_Nova Constellatio_." He suggested "_Pay as you go_" for a coin motto.

Some of his designs for the Continental paper money were ingenious and

effective. Upon one dingy little note, issued during the storm and

stress of the Revolution, we see a roughly executed picture of a shower

of rain falling upon a newly settled country, with a word of good cheer

under it, "_Serenabit_" (It will clear). Upon another there is a picture

of a beaver gnawing a huge oak, and the word "_Perseverando_." On

another there is a crown resting upon a pedestal, and the words "_Si

recte facias_" (If you do uprightly). There is one which represents a

hawk and stork fighting, with the motto "_Exitus in dubio est_" (The

event is in doubt); and another which shows a hand plucking branches

from a tea-plant, with the motto "_Sustain or Abstain_."

The famous scalp hoax devised by Franklin during the Revolutionary war,

for the purpose of bringing the execration of civilized mankind upon the

employment of Indians by the English generals, was vividly pictorial.

Upon his private printing-press in Paris he and his grandson struck off

a leaf of an imaginary newspaper, which he called a "Supplement to the

Boston _Independent Chronicle_." For this he wrote a letter purporting

to be from "Captain Gerrish, of the New England Militia," accompanying

eight packages of "scalps of our unhappy country folks," which he had

captured on a raid into the Indian country. The captain sent with the

scalps an inventory of them, supposed to be drawn up by one James

Crawford, a trader, for the information of the Governor of Canada.

Neither Swift nor De Foe ever surpassed the ingenious naturalness of

this fictitious inventory. It was indeed _too_ natural, for it was

generally accepted as a genuine document, and would even now deceive

almost any one who should come upon it unawares. Who could suspect that

these "eight packs of scalps, cured, dried, hooped, and painted, with

all the Indian triumphal marks" upon them, had never existed except in

the imagination of a merry old plenipotentiary in Paris? There were

"forty-three scalps of Congress soldiers, stretched on black hoops four

inches diameter, the inside of the skin painted red, with a small black

spot to denote their being killed with bullets;" and there were

"sixty-two farmers, killed in their houses, marked with a hoe, a black

circle all around to denote their being surprised in the night." Other

farmers' scalps were marked with "a little red foot," to show that they

stood upon their defense; and others with "a little yellow flame," to

show that they had been burned alive. To one scalp a band was fastened,

"supposed to be that of a rebel clergyman." Then there were eighty-eight

scalps of women, and "some hundreds of boys and girls." The package last

described was "a box of birch-bark containing twenty-nine little

infants' scalps of various sizes, small white hoops, white ground, no

tears, and only a little black knife in the middle to show they were

ripped out of their mothers' bellies." The trader dwells upon the fact

that most of the farmers were young or middle-aged, "there being _but_

sixty-seven _very_ gray heads among them; which makes the service more

essential." Every detail of this supplement was worked out with infinite

ingenuity, even to the editor's postscript, which stated that the scalps

had just reached Boston, where thousands of people were flocking to see

them.

Franklin was more than a humorist; he was an artist in humor. In other

words, he not only had a lively sense of the absurd and the ludicrous,

but he knew how to exhibit them to others with the utmost power and

finish. His grandson, who lived with him in Paris during the

Revolutionary period, a very good draughtsman, used to illustrate his

humorous papers, and between them they produced highly entertaining

things, only a few of which have been gathered. The Abbe Morellet, one

of the gay circle who enjoyed them, remarks that in his sportive moods

Franklin was "Socrates mounted on a stick, playing with his children."

To this day, however, there are millions who regard that vast and

somewhat disorderly genius, who was one of the least sordid and most

generous of all recorded men, as the mere type of penny prudence. Even

so variously informed a person as the author of "A Short History of the

English People," published in 1875, speaks of the "close-fisted

Franklin."

It is in vain that we seek for specimens of colonial caricature outside

of the Franklin circle. Satirical pictures were doubtless produced in

great numbers, and a few may have been published; but caricature is a

thing of the moment, and usually perishes with the moment, unless it is

incorporated with a periodical. Almost all the intellectual product of

the colonial period that was not theological has some relation to the

wise and jovial Franklin, the incomparable American, the father of his

country's intellectual life, whether manifested in literature,

burlesque, politics, invention, or science.

[Illustration: Boston Massacre Coffins; Boston, March, 1774. (From

"American Historical Record.")]

The Boston massacre, as it was called, which was commemorated by the

device of a row of coffins, often employed before and since, might have

been more properly styled a street brawl, if the mere presence of

British troops in Boston in 1774 had not been an outrage of

international dimensions. The four victims, Samuel Gray, Samuel

Maverick, James Cauldwell, and Crispus Attucks, were borne to the grave

by all that was most distinguished in the province, and the whole people

seemed to have either followed or witnessed the procession. Amidst the

frenzy of the time, these coffin-lids served to express and relieve the

popular feeling. The subsequent acquittal of the innocent soldiers, who

had shown more forbearance than armed men usually do when taunted and

assailed by an unarmed crowd, remains one of the most honorable of the

early records of Boston.

There were attempts at caricature during the later years of the

Revolutionary war. From 1778, when inflated paper, French francs,

British gold, and Hessian thalers had given the business centres of the

country a short, fallacious prosperity, there was gayety enough in

Philadelphia and Boston. There were balls and parties, and sending to

France for articles of luxury, and profusion of all kinds--as there was

in the late war, and as there must be in all wars which are not paid for

till the war is over. There are indications in the old books that the

burlesquing pencil was a familiar instrument then among the merry lads

of the cities and towns. But their efforts, after having answered their

momentary purpose, perished.

And the habit of burlesque survived the war. There are few persons, even

among the zealous fraternity of collectors, who are aware that a New

York dramatist, in the year 1788, endeavored to burlesque, in a regular

five-act comedy, the violent debates which distracted all circles while

the acceptance of the new Constitution was the question of questions. A

copy or two of this comedy, called "The Politician Outwitted," have been

preserved. In lieu of the lost pictures, take this brief scene, which

exhibits a violent squabble between an inveterate opponent of the

Constitution and a burning patriot who supports it. They enter, in

proper comedy fashion, after they are in full quarrel.

"_Enter_ OLD LOVEYET _and_ TRUEMAN.

"_Loveyet._ I tell you, it is the most infernal scheme that ever

was devised.

"_Trueman._ And I tell you, sir, that your argument is heterodox,

sophistical, and most preposterously illogical.

"_Loveyet._ I insist upon it, sir, you know nothing at all about

the matter! And give me leave to tell you, sir--

"_Trueman._ What! Give you leave to tell me I know nothing at all

about the matter? I shall do no such thing, sir. I'm not to be

governed by your _ipse dixit_.

"_Loveyet._ I desire none of your musty Latin, for I don't

understand it, not I.

"_Trueman._ O the ignorance of the age! To oppose a plan of

government like the new Constitution! _Like_ it, did I say? There

never _was_ one like it. Neither Minos, Solon, Lycurgus, nor

Romulus ever fabricated so wise a system. Why, it is a political

phenomenon, a prodigy of legislative wisdom, the fame of which

will soon extend ultramundane, and astonish the nations of the

world with its transcendent excellence. To what a sublime height

will the superb edifice attain!

"_Loveyet._ Your aspiring edifice shall never be erected in this

State, sir.

"_Trueman._ Mr. Loveyet, you will not listen to reason. Only

calmly attend one moment.

[_Reads._] 'We, the people of the United States, in order to form

a more perfect Union, establish justice, insure domestic

tranquillity, provide--'

"_Loveyet._ I tell you I won't hear it.

"_Trueman._ Mark all that. [_Reads._] 'Section the First. All

legislative power herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of

the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of

Representatives.' Very judicious and salutary, upon my erudition!

'Section the Second--'

"_Loveyet._ I'll hear no more of your sections."

[Illustration: A Militia Drill in Massachusetts in 1832.]

They continue the debate until both disputants are in the white heat of

passion. Old Mr. Loveyet rushes away at last to break off the match

between his daughter and Trueman's son, and Trueman retorts by calling

his fiery antagonist "a conceited sot." This comedy is poor stuff, but

it suffices to reveal the existence of the spirit of caricature among us

at that early day, when New York was a clean, cobble-stoned,

Dutch-looking town of thirty thousand inhabitants, one of whom, a boy

five years of age, was named Washington Irving.

General Washington was inaugurated President at the same city in the

following year. How often has the world been assured that no dissentient

voice was heard on that occasion! The arrival of the general in New York

was a pageant which the entire population is supposed to have most

heartily approved; and a very pleasing spectacle it must have been, as

seen from the end of the island--the vessels decked with flags and

streamers, and the President's stately barge, rowed by thirteen pilots

in white uniforms, advancing toward the city, surrounded and followed by

a cloud of small boats, to the thunder of great guns. But even then, it

seems, there were a few who looked askance. At least one caricature

appeared. "All the world here," wrote John Armstrong to the unreconciled

General Gates, "are busy in collecting flowers and sweets of every kind

to amuse and delight the President." People were asking one another, he

adds, by what awe-inspiring title the President should be called, even

plain Roger Sherman, of Connecticut, regarding "His Excellency" as

beneath the grandeur of the office. "Yet," says Armstrong, "in the midst

of this admiration there are skeptics who doubt its propriety, and wits

who amuse themselves at its extravagance. The first will grumble and the

last will laugh, and the President should be prepared to meet the

attacks of both with firmness and good nature. A caricature has already

appeared, called 'The Entry,' full of very disloyal and profane

allusions." It was by no means a good-natured picture. General

Washington was represented riding upon an ass, and held in the arms of

his favorite man Billy, once huntsman, then valet and factotum; Colonel

David Humphreys, the general's aid and secretary, led the ass, singing

hosannas and birthday odes, one couplet of which was legible:

"The glorious time has come to pass

When David shall conduct an ass."

This effort was more ill-natured than brilliant; but the reader who

examines the fugitive publications of that period will often feel that

the adulation of the President was such as to provoke and justify severe

caricature. That adulation was as excessive as it was ill executed; and

part of the office of caricature is to remind Philip that he is a man.

The numberless "verses," "odes," "tributes," "stanzas," "lines," and

"sonnets" addressed to President Washington lie entombed in the dingy

leaves of the old newspapers; but a few of the epigrams which they

provoked have been disinterred, and even some of the caricatures are

described in the letters of the time. Neither the verses nor the

pictures are at all remarkable. Probably the best caricature that

appeared during the administration of General Washington was suggested

by the removal of the national capital from New York to Philadelphia.

Senator Robert Morris, being a Philadelphian, and having large

possessions in Philadelphia, was popularly supposed to have procured the

passage of the measure, and accordingly the portly Senator is seen in

the picture carrying off upon his broad shoulders the Federal Hall, the

windows of which are crowded with members of both Houses, some

commending, others cursing this novel method of removal. In the distance

is seen the old Paulus Hook ferry-house, at what is now Jersey City, on

the roof of which is the devil beckoning to the heavy-laden Morris, and

crying to him, "This way, Bobby." The removal of the capital was a

fruitful theme for the humorists of the day. Even then "New York

politicians" had an ill name, and Congress was deemed well out of their

reach.

But those were the halcyon days of the untried administration; to which

indeed there was as yet nothing that could be called an Opposition. The

entire nation, with here and there an individual exception, was in full

accord with the feeling expressed in Benjamin Russell's allegory that

went "the round of the press" in 1789 and 1790:

"THE FEDERAL SHIP.

[Illustration: A ship.]

"Just _launched_ on the _Ocean of Empire_, the Ship COLUMBIA,

GEORGE WASHINGTON, Commander, which, after being thirteen years

in _dock_, is at length well _manned_, and in very good

condition. The Ship is a _first rate_--has a good _bottom_, which

all the Builders have pronounced _sound_ and _good_. Some

objection has been made to parts of the _tackling_, or _running

rigging_, which, it is supposed, will be _altered_, when they

shall be found to be incommodious, as the Ship is able to make

very good _headway_ with them as they are. A _jury_ of

_Carpenters_ have this matter now under consideration. The

_Captain_ and _First Mate_ are universally esteemed by all the

Owners--Eleven[40] in number--and she has been _insured_, under

their direction, to make a good _mooring_ in the _harbor_ of

Public Prosperity and Felicity--whitherto she is bound. The

Owners can furnish, besides the Ship's Company, the following

materials:--_New-Hampshire_, the Masts and Spars;

_Massachusetts_, Timber for the Hull, Fish, &c.; _Connecticut_,

Beef and Pork; _New-York_, Porter and other Cabin stores;

_New-Jersey_, the Cordage; _Pennsylvania_, Flour and

Bread;--_Delaware_, the Colors, and Clothing for the Crew;

_Maryland_, the Iron work and small Anchors; _Virginia_, Tobacco

and the Sheet Anchor; _South-Carolina_, Rice; and _Georgia_,

Powder and small Provisions. Thus found, may this _good Ship_ put

to sea, and the prayer of all is, that GOD _may preserve her, and

bring her in safety to her desired haven_."

[Footnote 40: Only eleven States had accepted the Constitution when this

was written.]

The Government had not been long domiciled in the City of Brotherly Love

before parties became defined and party spirit acrimonious. The popular

heart and hope and imagination were all on the side of revolutionized

France in her unequal struggle with the allied kings. Conservative and

"safe" men were more and more drawn into sympathy with the powers that

were striving to maintain the established order, chief of which was

Great Britain. President Washington, in maintaining the just balance

between the two contending principles and powers, could not but give

some dissatisfaction to both political parties, and, most of all, to the

one in the warmest sympathy with France. In the dearth of pictorical

relics of that period, I insert the parody of the Athanasian creed

annexed, from the _National Gazette_ of Philadelphia, edited by Freneau,

and maintained by the friends of Jefferson and Madison:

"A NEW POLITICAL CREED FOR THE USE OF WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.

"Whoever would live peaceably in Philadelphia, above all things

it is necessary that he hold the Federal faith--and the Federal

faith is this, that there are two governing powers in this

country, both equal, and yet one superior: which faith except

every one keep undefiledly, without doubt he shall be abused

everlastingly.

"The Briton is superior to the American, and the American is

inferior to the Briton: and yet they are equal, and the Briton

shall govern the American.

"The Briton, while here, is commanded to obey the American, and

yet the American ought to obey the Briton.

"And yet they ought not both to be obedient, but only one to be

obedient. For there is one dominion nominal of the American, and

another dominion real of the Briton.

"And yet there are not two dominions, but only one dominion.

"For like as we are compelled by the British constitution book to

acknowledge that _subjects_ must submit themselves to their

monarchs, and be obedient to them in all things:

"So we are forbid by our Federal executive to say that we are at

all influenced by our treaty with France, or to pay regard to

what it enforceth:

"The American was created for the Briton, and the Briton for the

American:

"And yet the American shall be a slave to the Briton, and the

Briton the tyrant of the American.

"And Britons are of three denominations, and yet only of one

soul, nature, and subsistency:

"The Irishman of infinite impudence:

"The Scotchman of cunning most inscrutable:

"And the Englishman of impertinence altogether insupportable:

"The only true and honorable gentlemen of this our blessed

country.

"He, therefore, that would live in quiet, must thus think of the

Briton and the American.

"It is furthermore necessary that every _good_ American should

believe in the infallibility of the executive, when its

proclamations are echoed by Britons:

"For the true faith is, that we believe and confess that the

Government is fallible and infallible:

"Fallible in its republican nature, and infallible in its

monarchical tendency, erring in its state of individuality, and

unerring in its Federal complexity.

"So that though it be both fallible and infallible, yet it is not

twain, but one government only, as having consolidated all state

dominion, in order to rule with sway uncontrolled.

"This is the true Federal faith, which except a man believe and

practice faithfully, beyond all doubt he shall be cursed

perpetually."

A rude but very curious specimen of the caricature of the early time is

given on the next page of the collision on the floor of the House of

Representatives between Matthew Lyon and Roger Griswold, both

representatives from Connecticut. Lyon, a native of Ireland, was an

ardent Republican, who played a conspicuous part in politics during the

final struggle between the Republicans and the Federalists. Roger

Griswold, on the contrary, a member of an old and distinguished

Connecticut family, a graduate of its ancient college, and a member of

its really illustrious bar, was a pronounced Federalist. He was also a

gentleman who had no natural relish for a strong-minded, unlettered

emigrant who founded a town in his new country, built mills and

foundries, invented processes, established a newspaper, and was elected

to Congress. If Hamilton and Griswold and the other extreme Federalists

had had their way in this country, there would have been no Matthew

Lyons among us to create a new world for mankind, and begin the

development of a better political system. Nor, indeed, was Matthew Lyon

sufficiently tolerant of the old and tried methods that had become

inadequate. He was not likely, either--at the age of fifty-two, standing

upon the summit of a very successful career, which was wholly his own

work--to regard as equal to himself a man of thirty-six, who seemed to

owe his importance chiefly to his lineage. So here was a broad basis for

an antipathy which the strife of politics could easily aggravate into an

aversion extreme and fiery--fiery, at least, on the part of the

Irishman.

[Illustration: Fight in Congress between Lyon and Griswold, February

15th, 1798.

"He in a trice struck Griswold thrice

Upon his head, enraged, sir;

Who seized the tongs to ease his wrongs,

And Griswold thus engaged, sir."]

Imagine this process complete, and the House, on the last day of the

year 1798, in languid session, balloting. The two members were standing

near one another outside the bar, when Griswold made taunting allusion

to an old "campaign story" of Matthew Lyon's having been sentenced to

wear a wooden sword for cowardice in the field. Lyon, in a fury, spit in

Griswold's face. Instantly the House was in an uproar; and although the

impetuous Lyon apologized to the House, he only escaped expulsion, after

eleven days' debate, through the constitutional requirement of a

two-thirds vote. This affair called forth a caricature in which the

Irish member was depicted as a lion standing on his hind-legs wearing a

wooden sword, while Griswold, handkerchief in hand, exclaims, "What a

beastly action!"

The vote for expulsion--52 to 44--did not satisfy Mr. Griswold. Four

days after the vote occurred the outrageous scene rudely delineated in

the picture already mentioned. Griswold, armed with what the Republican

editor called "a stout hickory club," and the Federalist editor a

"hickory stick," assaulted Lyon while he was sitting at his desk,

striking him on the head and shoulders several times before he could

extricate himself. But at last Lyon got upon his feet, and, seizing the

tongs, rushed upon the enemy. This is the moment selected by the artist.

They soon after closed and fell to the floor, where they enjoyed a good

"rough-and-tumble" fight, until members pulled them apart. A few minutes

after they chanced to meet again at the "water table," near one of the

doors. Lyon was now provided with a stick, but Griswold had none. "Their

eyes no sooner met," says the Federalist reporter, "than Mr. Lyon sprung

to attack Mr. Griswold." A member handed Griswold a stick, and there was

a fair prospect of another fight, when the Speaker interfered with so

much energy that the antagonists were again torn apart. The battle was

not renewed on the floor of Congress.

But it was continued elsewhere. Under that amazing sedition law of the

Federalists, Lyon was tried a few months after for saying in his

newspaper that President Adams had an "unbounded thirst for ridiculous

pomp," had turned men out of office for their opinions, and had written

"a bullying message" upon the French imbroglio of 1798. He was found

guilty, sentenced to pay a fine of a thousand dollars, besides the heavy

costs of the prosecution, to be imprisoned four months, and to continue

in confinement until the fine was paid. Of course the people of his

district stood by him, and, while he was in prison, re-elected him to

Congress by a great majority; and his fine was repaid to his heirs in

1840 by Congress, with forty-two years' interest. These events made a

prodigious stir in their time. Matthew Lyon's presence in the House of

Representatives, his demeanor there, and his triumphal return from

prison to Congress, were the first distinct notification to parties

interested that the sceptre was passing from the Few to the Many.

The satire and burlesque of the Jeffersonian period, from 1798 to 1809,

were abundant in quantity, if not of shining excellence. To the reader

of the present day all savors of burlesque in the political utterances

of that time, so preposterously violent were partisans on both sides. It

is impossible to take a serious view of the case of an editor who could

make it a matter of boasting that he had opposed the Republican measures

for eight years "without a single exception." The press, indeed, had

then no independent life; it was the minion and slave of party. It is

only in our own day that the press begins to exist for its own sake, and

descant with reasonable freedom on topics other than the Importance of

Early Rising and the Customs of the Chinese. The reader would neither be

edified nor amused by seeing Mr. Jefferson kneeling before a stumpy

pillar labeled "Altar of Gallic Despotism," upon which are Paine's "Age

of Reason" and the works of Rousseau, Voltaire, and Helvetius, with the

demon of the French Revolution crouching behind it, and the American

eagle soaring aloft, bearing in its talons the Constitution and the

independence of the United States. Pictures of that nature, of great

size, crowded with objects, emblems, and sentences--an elaborate

blending of burlesque, allegory, and enigma--were so much valued by that

generation that some of them were engraved upon copper.

On the day of the inauguration of Thomas Jefferson as President of the

United States, March 4th, 1801, a parody appeared in the _Centinel_ of

Boston, a Federalist paper of great note in its time, which may serve

our purpose here:

Monumental Inscription.

"_That life is long which answers Life's great end._"

Yesterday expired, deeply regretted by millions of grateful Americans,

and by all good men,

THE FEDERAL ADMINISTRATION OF THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES:

animated by

A WASHINGTON, AN ADAMS, A HAMILTON, KNOX, PICKERING, WOLCOTT,

M'HENRY, MARSHALL, STODDERT, AND DEXTER.

AEt. 12 years.

Its death was occasioned by the secret arts and open violence

of foreign and domestic demagogues:

Notwithstanding its whole life was

devoted to the performance of every duty to promote

the Union, Credit, Peace, Prosperity, Honor,

and Felicity of its Country.

At its birth, it found the Union of the States dissolving like a rope

of snow;

It hath left it stronger than the threefold cord.

It found the United States bankrupts in estate and reputation;

It hath left them unbounded in credit, and respected throughout the

world.

It found the Treasuries of the United States and Individual States empty;

It hath left them full and overflowing.

It found all the evidences of public debts worthless as rags;

It hath left them more valuable than gold and silver.

It found the United States at war with the Indian nations;

It hath concluded peace with them all.

It found the aboriginals of the soil inveterate enemies of the whites;

It hath exercised toward them justice and generosity, and hath left them

fast friends.

It found Great Britain in possession of all the frontier posts;

It hath demanded their surrender, and it leaves them in the possession of

the United States.

It found the American sea-coast utterly defenseless;

It hath left it fortified.

It found our arsenals empty, and magazines decaying;

It hath left them full of ammunition and warlike implements.

It found our country dependent on foreign nations for engines of defense;

It hath left manufactories of cannon and musquets in full work.

It found the American Nation at war with Algiers, Tunis, and Tripoli;

It hath made peace with them all.

It found American freemen in Turkish slavery, where they had languished

in chains for years;

It hath ransomed them and set them free.

It found the war-worn, invalid soldier starving from want; or, like

Belisarius, begging his refuse-meat from door to door;

It hath left ample provision for the regular payment of his pension.

It found the commerce of our country confined almost to coasting craft;

It hath left it whitening every sea with its canvas, and cheering every

clime with its stars.

It found our mechanics and manufacturers idle in the streets for want of

employ;

It hath left them full of business, prosperous, contented, and happy.

It found the yeomanry of the country oppressed with unequal taxes; their

farms, houses, and barns decaying; their cattle selling at the

sign-posts; and they driven to desperation and rebellion;

It hath left their coffers in cash, their houses in repair, their barns

full, their farms overstocked, and their produce commanding ready

money and a high price.

In short, it found them poor, indigent malcontents;

It hath left them wealthy friends to order and good government.

It found the United States deeply in debt to France and Holland;

It hath paid all the demands of the former, and the principal part of

the latter.

It found the country in a ruinous alliance with France;

It hath honorably dissolved the connection, and set us free.

It found the United States without a swivel on float for their defense;

It hath left a Navy--composed of 34 ships of war, mounting 918 guns,

and manned by 7350 gallant tars.

It found the exports of our country a mere song in value;

It hath left them worth above seventy millions of dollars per annum.

In one word, it found America disunited, poor, insolvent, weak,

discontented, and wretched;

It hath left her united, wealthy, respectable, strong, happy, and

prosperous.

Let the faithful historian, in after-times, say these things of its

successor, if he can.

And yet, notwithstanding all these services and blessings, there are

found many, very many, weak, degenerate sons, who, lost to virtue,

to gratitude, and patriotism, openly exult that this Administration

is no more, and that the "Sun of Federalism is set forever."

"_Oh shame, where is thy blush?_"

AS ONE TRIBUTE OF GRATITUDE IN THESE TIMES, THIS MONUMENT OF THE TALENTS

AND SERVICES OF THE DECEASED IS RAISED BY

The Centinel.

_March 4th, 1801._

[Illustration: The Gerry-Mander. (Boston, 1811.)]

The victorious Republicans, if less skillful than their adversaries in

the burlesque arts, had their own methods of parrying and returning such

assaults as this. At an earlier period in Mr. Jefferson's ascendency,

the politicians, borrowing the idea from Catholic times, employed

stuffed figures and burlesque processions in lieu of caricature. While

the people were still in warm sympathy with the French Revolution,

William Smith, a Representative in Congress from South Carolina, gave

deep offense to many of his constituents by opposing certain resolutions

offered by "Citizen Madison" expressive of that sympathy. There was no

burlesque artist then in South Carolina, but the Democrats of Charleston

contrived, notwithstanding, to caricature the offender and "his infernal

junto." A platform was erected in an open place in Charleston, upon

which was exhibited to a noisy crowd, from early in the morning until

three in the afternoon, a rare assemblage of figures: A woman

representing the Genius of Britain inviting the recreant Representatives

to share the wages of her iniquity; William Smith advancing toward her

with eager steps, his right hand stretched out to receive his portion,

in his left holding a paper upon which was written "_Six per cents_,"

and wearing upon his breast another with "L40,000 _in the Funds_;"

Benedict Arnold with his hand full of checks and bills; Fisher Ames

labeled "L400,000 _in the Funds_;" the devil and "Young Pitt" goading on

the reprobate Americans. In front of the stage was a gallows for the due

hanging and burning of these figures when the crowd were tired of gazing

upon them. Each of the characters was provided with a label exhibiting

an appropriate sentiment. The odious Smith was made to confess that his

sentence was just: "The love of gold, a foreign education, and foreign

connections damn me." "Young Pitt" owned to having let loose the

Algerines upon the Americans, and Fisher Ames confessed that from the

time when he began life as a horse-jockey his "_Ames_ had been

villainy."

It is an objection to this kind of caricature that the weather may

interfere with its proper presentation. A shower of rain obliterated

most of those labels, and left the figures themselves in a reduced and

draggled condition. But, according to the local historian, the

exhibition was continued, "to the great mirth and entertainment of the

boys, who would not quit the field until a total demolition of the

figures took place," nor "before they had taken down the breeches of the

effigy of the Representative of this State and given him repeated

castigations." In the evening the colors of Great Britain were dipped in

oil and _French_ brandy, and burned at the same fire which had consumed

the effigies.

Later in the Jeffersonian period, the burlesque procession--_caricature

vivante_--was occasionally employed by the New England Federalists to

excite popular disapproval of the embargo which suspended foreign

commerce. Elderly gentlemen in Newburyport remember hearing their

fathers describe the battered old hulk of a vessel, with rotten rigging

and tattered sails, manned by ragged and cadaverous sailors, that was

drawn in such a procession in 1808, the year of the Presidential

election. There are even a few old people who remember seeing the

procession, for in those healthy old coast towns the generations are

linked together, and the whole history of New England is sometimes

represented in the group round the post-office of a fine summer morning.

The odd-looking picture of the Gerry-mander, on the previous page,

belongs to the same period, and preserves a record not creditable to

party politicians. Democratic leaders in Massachusetts, in order to

secure the election of two Senators of their party, redistricted the

State with absurd disregard of geographical facts. The _Centinel_

exhibited the fraud by means of a colored map, which the artist, Gilbert

Stuart, by a few touches, converted into the immortal Gerry-mander.

Governor Gerry, though not the author of the scheme, nor an approver of

it, justly shares the discredit of a measure which he might have vetoed,

but did not.

The war of 1812 yields its quota of caricature to the collector's

port-folio. "John Bull making a New Batch of Ships to send to the Lakes"

is an obvious imitation of Gillray's masterpiece of Bonaparte baking a

new batch of kings. The contribution levied upon Alexandria, and the

retreat of a party of English troops from Baltimore, furnish subjects to

a draughtsman who had more patriotic feeling than artistic invention.

His "John Bull" is a stout man, with a bull's head and a long sword, who

utters pompous words. "I must have all your flour, all your tobacco, all

your ships, all your merchandise--every thing except your _Porter_ and

_Perry_. Keep them out of sight; I have had enough of _them_ already."

No doubt this was comforting to the patriotic mind while it was

lamenting a Capitol burned and a President in flight.

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