CHAPTER II.

AMONG THE GREEKS.

Greece was the native home of all that we now call art. Upon looking

over the two hundred pages of art gossip in the writings of the elder

Pliny, most of which relates to Greece, we are ready to ask, Is there

one thing in painting or drawing, one school, device, style, or method,

known to us which was not familiar to the Greeks? They had their

Landseers--men great in dogs and all animals; they had artists renowned

in the "Dutch style" ages before the Dutch ceased to be

amphibious--artists who painted barber-shop interiors to a hair, and

donkeys eating cabbages correct to a fibre; they had cattle pieces as

famous throughout the classic world as Rosa Bonheur's "Horse Fair" is

now in ours; they had Rosa Bonheurs of their own--famous women, a list

of whose names Pliny gives; they had portrait-painters too good to be

fashionable, and portrait-painters too fashionable to be good; they had

artists who excelled in flesh, others great in form, others excellent in

composition; they took plaster casts of dead faces; they had varnishers

and picture-cleaners. Noted pictures were spoken of as having lost their

charm through an unskillful cleaner. They had their "life school," and

used it as artists now do, borrowing from each model her special beauty.

Zeuxis, as Pliny records, was so scrupulously careful in the execution

of a religious painting that "he had the young maidens of the place

stripped for examination, and selected five of them, in order to adopt

in his picture the most commendable points in the form of each." And we

may be sure that every maiden of them felt it to be an honor thus to

contribute perfection to a Juno, executed by the first artist of the

world, which was to adorn the temple of her native city.

They _played_ with art as men are apt to play with the implements of

which they are masters. Sosus, the great artist in mosaics, executed at

Pergamus the pavement of a banqueting-room which presented the

appearance of a floor strewed with crumbs, fragments and scraps of a

feast, not yet swept away. It was renowned as the "Unswept Hall of

Pergamus." And what a pleasing story is that of the contest between

Zeuxis and his rival, Parrhasius! On the day of trial Zeuxis hung in the

place of exhibition a painting of grapes, and Parrhasius a picture of a

curtain. Some birds flew to the grapes of Zeuxis, and began to pick at

them. The artist, overjoyed at so striking a proof of his success,

turned haughtily to his rival, and demanded that the curtain should be

drawn aside and the picture revealed. But the curtain _was_ the

picture. He owned himself surpassed, since he had only deceived birds,

but Parrhasius had deceived Zeuxis.

[Illustration: Burlesque of Jupiter's Wooing of the Princess Alcmena.]

Could comic artists and caricaturists be wanting in Athens? Strange to

say, it was the gods and goddesses whom the caricaturists of Greece as

well as the comic writers chiefly selected for ridicule. All their works

have perished except a few specimens preserved upon pottery. We show one

from a Greek vase, a rude burlesque of one of Jupiter's love adventures,

the father of gods and men being accompanied by a Mercury ludicrously

unlike the light and agile messenger of the gods. The story goes that

the Princess Alcmena, though betrothed to a lover, vowed her hand to the

man who should avenge her slaughtered brothers. Jupiter assumed the form

and face of the lover, and, pretending to have avenged her brothers'

death, gained admittance. Pliny describes a celebrated burlesque

painting of the birth of Bacchus from Jupiter's thigh, in which the god

of the gods was represented wearing a woman's cap, in a highly

ridiculous posture, crying out, and surrounded by goddesses in the

character of midwives. The best specimen of Greek caricature that has

come down to us burlesques no less serious a theme than the great oracle

of Apollo at Delphos, given on page 30.

This remarkable work owes its preservation to the imperishable nature of

the material on which it was executed. It was copied from a large vessel

used by the Greeks and Romans for holding vinegar, a conspicuous object

upon their tables, and therefore inviting ornament. What audacity to

burlesque an oracle to which kings and conquerors humbly repaired for

direction, and which all Greece held in awe! Croesus propitiated this

oracle by the gift of a solid golden lion as large as life, and the

Phocians found in its coffers, and carried off, a sum equal to nearly

eleven millions of dollars in gold. Such was the general belief in its

divine inspiration! But in this picture we see the oracle, the god, and

those who consult them, all exhibited in the broadest burlesque: Apollo

as a quack doctor on his platform, with bag, bow, and cap; Chiron, old

and blind, struggling up the steps to consult him, aided by Apollo at

his head and a friend pushing behind; the nymphs surveying the scene

from the heights of Parnassus; and the manager of the spectacle, who

looks on from below. How strange is this!

But the Greek literature is also full of this wild license. Lucian

depicts the gods in council ludicrously discussing the danger they were

in from the philosophers. Jupiter says, "If men are once persuaded that

there are no gods, or, if there are gods, that we take no care of human

affairs, we shall have no more gifts or victims from them, but may sit

and starve on Olympus without festivals, holidays, sacrifices, or any

pomp or ceremonies whatever." The whole debate is in this manner, and is

at the same time a burlesque of the political discussions at the

Athenian mass-meetings. What can be more ludicrous than the story of

Mercury visiting Athens in disguise in order to discover the estimation

in which he was held among mortals? He enters the shop of a dealer in

images, where he inquires the price first of a Jupiter, then of an

Apollo, and, lastly, with a blush, of a Mercury. "Oh," says the dealer,

"if you take the Jupiter and the Apollo, I will throw the Mercury in."

[Illustration: Greek Caricature of the Oracle of Apollo at Delphos.]

Nor did the witty, rollicking Greeks confine their satire to the

immortals. Of the famous mirth-provokers of the world, such as

Cervantes, Ariosto, Moliere, Rabelais, Sterne, Voltaire, Thackeray,

Dickens, the one that had most power to produce mere physical laughter,

power to shake the sides and cause people to roll helpless upon the

floor, was the Greek dramatist Aristophanes. The force of the comic can

no farther go than he has carried it in some of the scenes of his best

comedies. Even to us, far removed as we are, in taste as well as in

time, from that wonderful Athens of his, they are still irresistibly

diverting. This master of mirth is never so effective as when he is

turning into ridicule the philosophers and poets for whose sake Greece

is still a dear, venerable name to all the civilized world. In his

comedy of "The Frogs" he sends Bacchus down into Hades with every

circumstance of riotous burlesque, and there he exhibits the two great

tragic poets, AEschylus and Euripides, standing opposite each other, and

competing for the tragic throne by reciting verses in which the

mannerism of each, as well as familiar passages of their plays, is

broadly burlesqued. Nothing in literature can be found more ludicrous or

less becoming, unless we look for it in Aristophanes himself. In his

play of "The Clouds" occurs his caricature of Socrates, of infinite

absurdity, but not ludicrous to us, because we read it as part of the

story of a sublime and affecting martyrdom. It fills our minds with

wonder to think that a people among whom a Socrates could have been

formed could have borne to see him thus profaned. A rogue of a father,

plagued by an extravagant son, repairs to the school of Socrates to

learn the arts by which creditors are argued out of their just claims in

courts of justice. Upon reaching the place, the door of the "Thinking

Shop" opens, and behold! a caricature all ready for the artist's pencil.

The pupils are discovered with their heads fixed to the floor, their

backs uppermost, and Socrates hanging from the ceiling in a basket. The

visitor, transfixed with wonder, questions his companion. He asks why

they present that portion of their bodies to heaven. "It is getting

taught astronomy alone by itself." "And who is this man in the basket?"

"HIMSELF." "Who's Himself?" "Socrates!" The visitor at length addresses

the master by a diminutive, as though he had said, "Socrates, dear

little Socrates." The philosopher speaks: "Why callest thou me, thou

creature of a day?" "Tell me, first, I beg, what you are doing up

there." "I am walking in the air, and speculating about the sun; for I

should never have rightly learned celestial things if I had not

suspended the intellect, and subtly mingled Thought with its kindred

Air." All this is in the very spirit of caricature. Half of Aristophanes

is caricature. In characterizing the light literature of Greece we are

reminded of Juvenal's remark upon the Greek people, "All Greece is a

comedian."

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