[_It is stated that the Germans have forsworn the use of all words
borrowed from the English, including "gentleman."_]
The Germans all English expressions eschew,
And on "gentleman" place an especial taboo;
Well, the facts of the case their decision confirm,
For they've clearly no more any use for the term.
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"Harrods have exported their Chocolate to all parts of the universe
and are now forwarding large consignments to the forces on active
service."--_Advt._
France is no distance after Mars.
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A benevolent old lady writes to enquire whether any Relief Committee has
been formed to deal with unemployment among those ambassadors who have
been thrown out of work by the war.
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