DOUBT.

The War has caused one thing (among others). It has filled me with an

infinite distrust of human testimony. Were I on a jury I should find

every one "Not guilty" now--unless, of course, the prisoner were foolish

enough to bring evidence on his own behalf. It is not the German Press

Bureau that has done this. It has maintained its customary high standard

with magnificent consistency.

My faith in human testimony has been shattered by Mactavish's uncle,

Bloomer's maiden aunt, and Wiggins' brother-in-law. I put on one side

the statement of Mirfin's grandmother because her allegation that 193

trains passed her house one night might have been based on the shunting

of a single goods train. One knows the fiendish persistency of the

shunted goods train at night.

But let me take the bald statement of Mactavish's uncle. He is a

baillie, an elder and a drysalter. He wrote to Mactavish:--"I regret

that the attendance at the Kirk on Sunday was most unsatisfactory. The

younger members of the congregation were all watching the disembarcation

of the Cossacks. I understand that the Established Kirk held no services

at all. I did not feel it consistent with a proper observance of the

Sabbath to go and watch them myself, so I only saw by chance, and not

intentionally, the six regiments which marched past my house."

What could be more conclusive than that?

The very next day Bloomer met me and produced a much-crossed letter from

his pocket. "Just read the last few lines," he said triumphantly.

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