SCENE I.--LA GRANGE, DU CROISY.

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LES PRÉCIEUSES RIDICULES:

COMÉDIE EN UN ACTE.

1659.

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THE PRETENTIOUS YOUNG LADIES:

A COMEDY IN ONE ACT.

(_THE ORIGINAL IN PROSE_.)

1659.

INTRODUCTORY NOTICE.

Molière began in _The Pretentious Young Ladies_ to paint men and women

as they are; to make living characters and existing manners the

ground-work of his plays. From that time he abandoned all imitation of

Italian or Spanish imbroglios and intrigues.

There is no doubt that aristocratic society attempted, about the latter

years of the reign of Louis XIII., to amend the coarse and licentious

expressions, which, during the civil wars had been introduced into

literature as well as into manners. It was praiseworthy of some

high-born ladies in Parisian society to endeavour to refine the language

and the mind. But there was a very great difference between the

influence these ladies exercised from 1620 until 1640, and what took

place in 1658, the year when Molière returned to Paris. The Hôtel de

Rambouillet, and the aristocratic drawing-rooms, had then done their

work, and done it well; but they were succeeded by a clique which cared

only for what was nicely said, or rather what was out of the common.

Instead of using an elegant and refined diction, they employed only a

pretentious and conceitedly affected style, which became highly

ridiculous; instead of improving the national idiom they completely

spoilt it. Where formerly D'Urfe, Malherbe, Racan, Balzac, and Voiture

reigned, Chapelain, Scudéry, Ménage, and the Abbé Cotin, "the father of

the French Riddle," ruled in their stead. Moreover, every lady in Paris,

as well as in the provinces, no matter what her education was, held her

drawing-room, where nothing was heard but a ridiculous, exaggerated, and

what was worse, a borrowed phraseology. The novels of Mdlle. de Scudéry

became the text-book of the _précieux_ and the _précieuses_, for such

was the name given to these gentlemen and ladies who set up for wits,

and thought they displayed exquisite taste, refined ideas, fastidious

judgment, and consummate and critical discrimination, whilst they only

uttered vapid and blatant nonsense. What other language can be used when

we find that they called the sun _l'aimable éclairant le plus beau du

monde, l'epoux de la nature_, and that when speaking of an old gentleman

with grey hair, they said, not as a joke, but seriously, _il a des

quittances d'amour_. A few of their expressions, however, are employed

even at the present time, such as, _châtier son style_; to correct one's

style; _dépenser une heure_, to spend an hour; _revètir ses pensées

d'expressions nobles_, to clothe one's thoughts in noble expressions,

etc.

Though the _précieux and précieuses_ had been several times attacked

before, it remained for Molière to give them their death blow, and after

the performance of his comedy the name became a term of ridicule and

contumely. What enhanced the bitterness of the attack was the difference

between Molière's natural style and the affected tone of the would-be

elegants he brought upon the stage.

This comedy, in prose, was first acted at Paris, at the Théâtre du Petit

Bourbon, on the 18th of November, 1659, and met with great success.

Through the influence of some noble _précieux_ and _précieuses_ it was

forbidden until the 2d of December, when the concourse of spectators was

so great that it had to be performed twice a day, that the prices of

nearly all the places were raised (See Note 7, page xxv.), and that it

ran for four months together. We have referred in our prefatory memoir

of Molière to some of the legendary anecdotes connected with this play.

It has also been said that our author owed perhaps the first idea of

this play to a scarcely-known work, _le Cercle des Femmes, ou le Secret

du Lit Nuptial; entretiens comiques_, written by a long-forgotten

author, Samuel Chapuzeau, in which a servant, dressed in his master's

clothes, is well received by a certain lady who had rejected the master.

But as the witty dialogue is the principal merit in Molière's play, it

is really of no great consequence who first suggested the primary idea.

The piece, though played in 1659, was only printed on the 29th of

January, 1660, by Guillaume de Luyne, a bookseller in Paris, with a

preface by Molière, which we give here below:

A strange thing it is, that People should be put in print against their

Will. I know nothing so unjust, and should pardon any other Violence

much sooner than that.

Not that I here intend to personate the bashful Author, and out of a

point of Honour undervalue my Comedy. I should very unseasonably

disoblige all the People of Paris, should I accuse them of having

applauded a foolish Thing: as the Public is absolute Judge of such sort

of Works, it would be Impertinence in me to contradict it; and even if I

should have had the worst Opinion in the World of my _Pretentious Young

Ladies_ before they appeared upon the Stage, I must now believe them of

some Value, since so many People agree to speak in their behalf. But as

great part of the Pleasure it gave depends upon the Action and Tone of

the Voice, it behooved me, not to let them be deprived of those

Ornaments; and that success they had in the representation, was, I

thought, sufficiently favorable for me to stop there. I was, I say,

determined, to let them only be seen by Candlelight, that I might give

no room for any one to use the Proverb; [Footnote: In Molière's time it

was proverbially said of a woman, "_Elle est belle a la chandelle, mais

le grand jour gate tout_." She is beautiful by candle-light, but

day-light spoils everything.] nor was I willing they should leap from

the Theatre de Bourbon into the _Galerie du Palais_. [Footnote: The

_Galerie du Palais_ was the place where Molière's publisher lived.]

Notwithstanding, I have been unable to avoid it, and am fallen under the

Misfortune of seeing a surreptitious Copy of my Play in the Hands of the

Booksellers, together with a Privilege, knavishly obtained, for printing

it. I cried out in vain, O Times! O Manners! They showed me that there

was a Necessity for me to be in print, or have a Law-suit; and the last

evil is even worse than the first. Fate therefore must be submitted to,

and I must consent to a Thing, which they would not fail to do without

me.

Lord, the strange Perplexity of sending a book abroad! and what an

awkward Figure an Author makes the first time he appears in print! Had

they allowed me time, I should have thought it over better, and have

taken all those Precautions which the Gentlemen Authors, who are now my

Brethren, commonly make use of upon the like Occasions. Besides, some

noble Lord, whom I should have chosen, in spite of his Teeth, to be the

Patron of my Work, and whose Generosity I should have excited by an

Epistle Dedicatory very elegantly composed, I should have endeavoured to

make a fine and learned Preface; nor do I want books which would have

supplied me with all that can be said in a scholarly Manner upon Tragedy

and Comedy; the Etymology of them both, their Origin, their Definition,

and so forth. I should likewise have spoken to my friends, who to

recommend my Performance, would not have refused me Verses, either in

French or Latin. I have even some that would have praised me in Greek,

and Nobody is ignorant, that a Commendation in Greek is of a marvellous

efficacy at the Beginning of a Book. But I am sent Abroad without giving

me time to look about me; and I can't so much as obtain the Liberty of

speaking two words, to justify my Intention, as to the subject of this

Comedy. I would willingly have shewn that it is confined throughout

within the Bounds of allowable and decent Satire, that Things the most

excellent are liable to be mimicked by wretched Apes, who deserve to be

ridiculed; that these absurd Imitations of what is most perfect, have

been at all times the Subject of Comedy; and that, for the same Reason,

that the truly Learned and truly Brave never yet thought fit to be

offended at the Doctor or the Captain in a Comedy, no more than Judges,

Princes, and Kings at seeing Trivelin, [Footnote: The Doctor and the

Captain were traditional personages of the Italian stage; their parts

need no further explanation; Trivelin was a popular Italian actor, who

in a humorous and exaggerated way played the parts of Judges, Princes,

and Kings.] or any other upon the Stage, ridiculously act the Judge, the

Prince, or King; so the true _Précieuses_ would be in the wrong to be

angry, when the pretentious Ones are exposed, who imitate them

awkwardly. In a Word, as I said, I am not allowed breathing time; Mr. de

Luyne is going to bind me up this Instant: ... let it be so, since the

Fates so ordain it.

In the third volume of the "Select Comedies of M. de Molière," this

comedy is called "The Conceited Ladies." It is dedicated to Miss Le Bas

in the following words:---

MADAM, Addresses of this Nature are usually fill'd with Flattery: And it

is become so general and known a Practice for Authors of every kind to

bedeck with all Perfections Those to whom they present their Writings,

that Dedications are, by most People, at Present, interpreted like

Dreams, directly backwards. I dare not, therefore, attempt Your

Character, lest even Truth itself should be suspected--Thus far,

however, I'll venture to declare, that if sprightly blooming Youth,

endearing sweet Good-nature, flowing gentile Wit, and an easy unaffected

Conversation, maybe reckon'd Charms,--_Miss_ LE BAS is exquisitely

charming.

The following COMEDY of _Monsieur_ MOLIERE, that celebrated Dramatick

Writer, was, by him, intended to reprove a vain, fantastical, conceited

and preposterous Humour, which about that time prevailed very much in

_France_. It had the desir'd good Effect, and conduced a great deal

towards rooting out a Taste so unreasonable and ridiculous.---As Pride,

Conceit, Vanity, and Affectation, are Foibles so often found amongst the

Fair Sex at present, I have attempted this Translation, in hopes of

doing service to my pretty Country-Women.--And, certainly, it must have

a double efficacy, under the Patronage of one who is so bright an

Example of the contrary fine Accomplishments, which a large Fortune

makes her not the less careful to improve.

I am not so presumptuous to imagine that my _English_ can do sufficient

Justice to the sense of this admir'd AUTHOR; and, therefore, have caused

the ORIGINAL to be placed against it Page for Page, hoping that, both

together, may prove an agreeable and useful Entertainment.----But I have

detain'd you too long already, and shall only add, that I am, with much

respect, and every good Wish, MADAM, _Your most Obedient Humble

Servant_, THE TRANSLATOR.

The _Précieuses Ridicules_ have been partly imitated in "_The

Damoiselles à la Mode_, Compos'd and Written by Richard Flecknoe.

London: Printed for the Author, 1667. To their graces the Duke and

Duchess of Newcastle, the Author dedicates this his comedy more humbly

than by way of epistle." This gentleman, who was "so distinguished as a

wretched poet, that his name had almost become proverbial," and who gave

the title to Dryden's _Mac-Flecknoe_, is said to have been originally a

Jesuit. Langbaine states "that his acquaintance with the nobility was

more than with the Muses." In the preface our author says: "This Comedy

is taken out of several excellent pieces of _Molière_. The main plot out

of his _Pretieusee's Ridiculee's_; the Counterplot of _Sganarelle_ out

of his _Escole des Femmes_, and out of the _Escole des Marys_, the two

_Naturals_; all which, like so many _Pretieuse_ stones, I have brought

out of _France_; and as a Lapidary set in one Jewel to adorn our English

stage."

This motley play was never acted; at least the author says: "for the

Acting it, those who have the Governing of the Stage, have their

Humours, and wou'd be intreated; and I have mine and won't intreat them;

and were all Dramatick Writers of my mind, they shou'd wear their old

_Playes_ Thred-bare e're they shou'd have any _New_, till they better

understood their own Interest, and how to distinguish betwixt good and

bad."

The "Prologue intended for the overture of the Theater 1666," opens

thus:--

"In these sad Times our Author has been long

Studying to give you some diversion;

And he has ta'en the way to do't, which he

Thought most diverting, mirth and Comedy;

And now he knows there are inough i' the Town

At name of mirth and Comedy will frown,

And sighing say, the times are bad; what then?

Will their being sad and heavy better them?"

[Footnote: In 1665 the plague broke out in London, and in the succeeding

year the great fire took place; only at Christmas 1666 theatrical

performances began again.]

According to the list of "The Representers, as they were first

design'd." I see that Nell Gwyn should have played the part of

"_Lysette_, the _Damoiselle's_ waiting Woman."

James Miller, a well-known dramatist, and joint-translator of Molière,

with H. Baker, has also imitated part of "the _Pretentious Young

Ladies_," and with another part borrowed from Molière's _School for

Husbands_, two characters taken from Molière's _Learned Ladies_, and

some short speeches borrowed from the _Countess of Escarbagnas_, he

composed a comedy, which was played at Drury Lane, March 6th, 1735,

under the title of _The Man of Taste, or, The Guardians_. Mr. Miller

appears to have been a man of indomitable spirit and industry. Being a

clergyman, with a very small stipend, he wrote plays to improve his

circumstances, but offended both his bishop and the public. At last he

was presented to the very valuable living of Upcerne, in Dorsetshire,

and was also successful with a translation of _Mahomet_ of Voltaire, but

died within the year after his induction. _The Man of Taste_ was printed

for J. Watts, MDCCXXXV., and is dedicated to Lord Weymouth. We give part

of the dedication:

"As to the Attempt here made to expose the several Vices and Follies

that at present flourish in Vogue, I hope your Lordship will think it

confined within the bounds of a modest and wholesome Chastisement. That

it is a very seasonable one, I believe, every Person will acknowledge.

When what is set up for the Standard of Taste, is but just the Reverse

of Truth and Common Sense; and that which is dignify'd with the Name of

Politeness, is deficient in nothing--but Decency and Good Manners: When

all Distinctions of Station and Fortune are broke in upon, so that a

_Peer_ and a _Mechanick_ are cloathed in the same Habits, and indulge in

the same Diversions and Luxuries: When Husbands are ruin'd, Children

robb'd, and Tradesmen starv'd, in order to give Estates to a _French_

Harlequin, and _Italian_ Eunuch, for a Shrug or a Song; [Footnote:

Farinelli, an eminent Italian soprano, went to England in 1734, remained

there three years, sang chiefly at the Theatre of Lincoln's-Inn-Fields,

then under the direction of Porpora, his old Master, became a great

favorite, and made about, £5,000 a year. As _The Man of Taste_ was

performed at a rival house, Drury Lane, the bitterness of the allusion

may be easily understood. The French Comedians acted at the Haymarket

from November 22, 1734 to June 1735, hence the allusion to a French

Harlequin.] shall not fair and fearless Satire oppose this Outrage upon

all Reason and Discretion. Yes, My Lord, resentment can never better be

shown, nor Indignation more laudably exerted than on such an occasion."

The Prologue, spoken by Mr. Cibber, is racy. We give the first half of

it:--

"Wit springs so slow in our bleak Northern Soil,

It scarce, at best, rewards the Planter's Toil.

But now, when all the Sun-shine, and the Rain,

Are turn'd to cultivate a Foreign grain;

When, what should cherish, preys upon the Tree,

What generous Fruit can you expect to see?

Our Bard, to strike the Humour of the Times,

Imports these Scenes from kindlier Southern Climes;

Secure his Pains will with Applause be crown'd,

If you're as fond of Foreign sense as ... sound:

And since their Follies have been bought so dear,

We hope their Wit a moderate Price may bear.

Terence, Great Master! who, with wond'rous Art,

Explor'd the deepest Secrets of the Heart;

That best Old Judge of Manners and of Men,

First grac'd this Tale with his immortal Pen.

Molière, the Classick of the Gallick Stage,

First dar'd to modernize the Sacred Page;

Skilful, the one thing wanting to supply,

Humour, that Soul of Comic Poesy.

The Roman Fools were drawn so high ... the Pit

Might take 'em now for Modern Men of Wit.

But Molière painted with a bolder Hand,

And mark'd his Oafs with the Fool's-Cap and Band:

To ev'ry Vice he tagged the just Reproach,

Shew'd Worth on Foot, and Rascals in a Coach."

[Footnote: The plot of _The Man of Taste_, as we have said before, was

partly borrowed from Molière's _School for Husbands_, partly from the

_Pretentious Young Ladies_, and other of his plays. The first-mentioned

French comedy owes part of its plot to Terence's _Adelphi_, hence the

allusion to "his immortal Pen." in the above poem.]

Mrs. Aphra Behn, a voluminous writer of plays, novels, poems, and

letters, all of a lively and amorous turn, was the widow of a Dutch

merchant, and partly occupied the time not engaged in literary pursuits

in political or gallant intrigues. Her comedies are her best works, and

although some of her scenes are often indecent, and not a few of her

expressions indelicate, yet her plots are always lively and well

sustained and her dialogues very witty. The date of her birth is

unknown, but she died on the 16th of April, 1689, and was buried in the

cloisters of Westminster Abbey.

In 1682, was performed, at the Theatre, Dorset Garden, her play. _The

False Count, or a New Way to Play an Old Game_. The prologue attacks the

Whigs most furiously, and the epilogue, spoken by Mrs. Barry, is very

indecent. The plot of this play, or rather farce, is very improbable,

and the language is more than free. Julia, in love with Don Carlos,

afterwards Governor of Cadiz, was forced by her father to marry

Francisco, a rich old man, formerly a leather-seller; the latter going

with his family to sea on a party of pleasure, are taken prisoners by

Carlos and his servants, disguised as Turks. They are carried to a

country house, and made to believe they are in the Grand Turk's

seraglio. There is also an underplot, in which Isabella, Francisco's

proud and vain daughter, is courted by Guilion, a supposed Count, but in

reality a chimney-sweep, whose hand she accepts. In the end everything

is discovered, and Guilion comes to claim his wife in his sooty clothes.

Thomas Shadwell, a dramatist, and the poet-laureate of William III., who

has been flagellated by Dryden in his _MacFlecknoe_ and in the second

part of _Absalom_ and _Achitophel_, and been mentioned with contempt by

Pope in his _Dunciad_, took from the _Précieuses Ridicules_ Mascarille

and Jodelet, and freely imitated and united them in the character of La

Roch, a sham Count, in his _Bury-Fair_, acted by His Majesty's servants

in 1689. This play, dedicated to Charles, Earl of Dorset and Middlesex,

was written "during eight months' painful sickness." In the Prologue

Shadwell states:

That every Part is Fiction in his Play;

Particular Reflections there are none;

Our Poet knows not one in all your Town.

If any has so very little Wit,

To think a Fop's Dress can his Person fit,

E'en let him take it, and make much of it.

Whilst, in The _Pretentious Young Ladies_, Mascarille and Jodelet impose

upon two provincial girls, in _Bury-Fair_, La Roch, "a French

peruke-maker" succeeds in deceiving Mrs. Fantast and Mrs. Gertrude under

the name of Count de Cheveux. The Count is very amusing, and though a

coward to boot, pretends to be a great warrior. His description of war

is characteristic; he states that "de great Heros always burne and kille

de Man, Woman, and Shilde for deir Glory."

DRAMATIS PERSONAE.

LA GRANGE, \

) _repulsed Lovers_.

DU CROISY, /

GORGIBUS, _a good citizen_.

[Footnote: Gorgibus was the name of certain characters in old comedies.

The actor, L'Epy, who played this part, had a very loud voice; hence

Molière gave him probably this name.]

THE MARQUIS DE MASCARILLE, _valet to La Grange_.

[Footnote: _Mascarille_ was played by Molière, and has a personality

quite distinct from the servant of the same name in the _Blunderer_ and

the _Love-Tiff_. The dress in which he acted this part, has not been

mentioned in the inventory taken after his death, but in a pamphlet,

published in 1660, he is described as wearing an enormous wig, a very

small hat, a ruff like a morning gown, rolls in which children could

play hide-and-seek, tassels like cornucopise, ribbons that covered his

shoes, with heels half a foot in height.]

THE VISCOUNT JODELET, _valet to Du Croisy_.

ALMANZOR, _footman to the pretentious ladies_.

TWO CHAIRMEN.

MUSICIANS.

MADELON, _daughter to Gorgibus_, \

) _The pretentious young ladies_.

CATHOS, _niece to Gorgibus_, /

MAROTTE, _maid to the pretentious young ladies_.

LUCILE. \

) _two female neighbours_.

CÉLIMÈNE. /

SCENE--GORGIBUS' HOUSE, PARIS.

THE PRETENTIOUS YOUNG LADIES. (LES PRÈCIEUSES RIDICULES.)

ACT I.

SCENE I.--LA GRANGE, DU CROISY.

DU. CR. Mr. La Grange.

LA. GR. What?

DU. CR. Look at me for a moment without laughing.

LA. GR. Well?

DU. CR. What do you say of our visit? Are you quite pleased with it?

LA. GR. Do you think either of us has any reason to be so?

DU. CR. Not at all, to say the truth.

LA. GR. As for me, I must acknowledge I was quite shocked at it. Pray

now, did ever anybody see a couple of country wenches giving themselves

more ridiculous airs, or two men treated with more contempt than we

were? They could hardly make up their mind to order chairs for us. I

never saw such whispering as there was between them; such yawning, such

rubbing of the eyes, and asking so often what o'clock it was. Did they

answer anything else but "yes," or "no," to what we said to them? In

short, do you not agree with me that if we had been the meanest persons

in the world, we could not have been treated worse?

DU. CR. You seem to take it greatly to heart.

LA. GR. No doubt I do; so much so, that I am resolved to be revenged on

them for their impertinence. I know well enough why they despise us.

Affectation has not alone infected Paris, but has also spread into the

country, and our ridiculous damsels have sucked in their share of it. In

a word, they are a strange medley of coquetry and affectation. I plainly

see what kind of persons will be well received by them; if you will take

my advice, we will play them such a trick as shall show them their

folly, and teach them to distinguish a little better the people they

have to deal with.

DU. CR. How can you do this?

LA. GR. I have a certain valet, named Mascarille, who, in the opinion of

many people, passes for a kind of wit; for nothing now-a-days is easier

than to acquire such a reputation. He is an extraordinary fellow, who

has taken it into his head to ape a person of quality. He usually prides

himself on his gallantry and his poetry, and despises so much the other

servants that he calls them brutes.

DU. CR. Well, what do you mean to do with him?

LA. GR. What do I mean to do with him? He must ... but first, let us be

gone.

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