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(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks_.)

I can't help thinking that _Gyp_, the central figure in Mr. JOHN

GALSWORTHY'S new story, _Beyond_ (HEINEMANN), was unhappy in her

encounters with the opposite sex. But if memory serves me this is an

experience familiar to Mr. GALSWORTHY'S heroines. Men were always

wanting to kiss _Gyp_, or to marry her, or both, and after a time kept

going off and repeating the process with somebody else; so that one

can't fairly be astonished if towards the end of the book her outlook

had become rather cynical. The character who might have preserved her

estimate of mankind in general, and the best and most sympathetically

drawn figure in the book, is _Gyp's_ perfectly delightful old father,

who throughout the conspicuous failure of her two unions, legitimate

and other, retained his fine and chivalrous regard and unfailing

care for a daughter who might well have been a thorn in the flesh of

a conventional parent. But the relations of these two were never

conventional. _Gyp_ had been herself a love-child, and the knowledge

of this is shown very clearly in its influence upon their mutual

attitude. As for her own affairs, these were, first--to her father's

unbounded astonishment--marriage with a temperamental violinist, who

ran rapidly down the scale from adoration of his own wife to intrigue

with another's; second, clandestine relations with a man of her own

race and breed, who loved her to idolatry, and within a few months was

found embracing his cousin. Poor _Gyp_! I jest; but you will need no

telling that for sincerity and beauty of writing here is a book that

you cannot afford to miss. Sometimes I am a little uncertain what Mr.

GALSWORTHY is driving at, but I never fail to admire his drive.

* * * * *

Unless Mr. S.P.B. MAIS learns to curb his enthusiasms and to rid

himself of certain prejudices he will be wantonly seeking trouble.

_Rebellion_ (GRANT RICHARDS) is in some respects a more thoughtful and

promising book than _Interlude_, but it is marred by what can only be

called the same narrow point of view. With everybody and everything

modern Mr. MAIS shows an ardent sympathy, but if he is ever to give a

comprehensive picture of life he must contrive to be more patient with

the old-fashioned. Here his strong personality obtrudes itself too

often, and he is inclined to forget that he is a novelist and not a

preacher. I could imagine him throwing off a fine comminatory sermon

from the text, "Cursed be he who does not admire the genius of Mr.

COMPTON MACKENZIE." This homily is drawn from me with reluctance,

because in the main I am a strong believer in Mr. MAIS, and (with

his connivance) have every intention of retaining that attitude.

With all its faults _Rebellion_ remains gloriously distinct from the

rubbish-heap of fiction by virtue of its intense sincerity and its

frequent flashes of fine descriptive writing. The question of sex

dominates it, and those of us who still think that such problems are

merely sustenance for the prurient-minded may cast it impatiently

aside. But others who like to watch a clever man feeling his way

towards the light, and regard a novel as neither a bait nor a bauble,

can be confidently advised to read it. They may be irritated, but they

will be intrigued.

* * * * *

On the cover of _One Woman's Hero_ (METHUEN) you will read that "This

book has been designed to cheer and strengthen those for whom, from

bereavement owing to the War, the days and nights are sometimes only

a procession of sad and torturing visions." Which of course disarms

criticism, other than what may be expressed in a question whether a

book less exclusively preoccupied by the War might not more surely

have attained this end. But again, of course, maybe it wouldn't. The

tale (for all our pretendings) is not yet written that can actually

bring oblivion to bereavement, so perhaps the next best thing is

topical chatter of the bright and unsentimental kind with which SYBIL

CAMPBELL LETHBRIDGE has filled her entertaining pages. Chatter is

the only term for it, though it is quite good of its style; the form

being a series of letters written to a friend by the young wife of a

soldier at the front. Her neighbours, their households and dinners and

affectations and courage, are what she writes about; especially do I

commend her handling of the "Let us Forget and Forgive" tribe. To all

such (and most of us know at least one) I should suggest the posting

of a copy of _One Woman's Hero_, with the page turned down (an act

permissible in so good a cause) at the report of the annihilation

of one of these well-intentioned but infuriating philosophers. The

combined logic and equity of this suggest that the Government might

do worse than commandeer the services of Miss LETHBRIDGE as a

dinner-table propagandist.

* * * * *

I think BEATRICE GRIMSHAW tortures overmuch her tough bronzed

Australian hero, who "could fight his weight in wild cats," and

her beautiful slender heroine, "daughter of castles, descendant of

crusaders." First the twain fall desperately in love, and _Edith_,

the Catholic, discovers _Ben_ to be an innocent _divorcé_. Marriage

impossible, they part. But it is apparently quite in order for her to

marry, without loving, a cocoa king who drinks--anything but cocoa;

which done, to add to the bitterness of the cup, _Ben's_ wife is

reported dead. Whereafter the king in a drunken fit poisons himself,

and the widow, fearing to be suspect, flies with her big _Ben_ to his

secret _Nobody's Island_ (HURST AND BLACKETT), off the New Guinea

coast, where they live comfortably off ambergris. Eventually tracked

down by the dead king's brother, who allows himself to be persuaded of

_Edith's_ innocence on what seems to me the most inadequate evidence,

the lovers, after protracted mental agonies and physical dangers,

are about to enjoy deserved peace when _Ben's_ wife turns up again,

necessitating further separation; till finally _Edith_, with a

handsome babe and the news that after all _Ben's_ first wife wasn't

a wife at all, finds her way back to Nobody's Island. Now that does

seem to be rather overdoing it. But I hasten to credit the writer with

a very happy gift of description, which brings the Papuan forests

and mountains (or something plausibly like them) vividly before the

reader, while the characters, including a boy villain ingenuously

bizarre, are amusing puppets capably manipulated.

* * * * *

Mrs. BARNES-GRUNDY possesses a wonderful supply of sprightly humour.

_Her Mad Month_ (HUTCHINSON) is funny without being flippant, and

although the heroine is very naughty she is never naughty enough to

shock her creator's unhyphened namesake. Perhaps _Charmian's_ exploits

in escaping from a severe grandmother, and going unchaperoned to

Harrogate (where a very pretty piece of philandering ensued), do

not amount to much when seriously considered, but it is one of Mrs.

BARNES-GRUNDY'S strong points that you cannot take her seriously. I am

on her side all the time when she is giving me light comedy, but when

she leaves that vein and bathes her heroine in tears I cannot conjure

up any real sympathy. I never for a moment doubted that _Charmian's_

lover, though reported as having "died from wounds," would turn up

again. I am afraid the War is responsible for a great deal of rather

obvious fiction.

* * * * *

Miss MARIE HARRISON has investigated the condition of Ireland, and in

_Dawn in Ireland_ (MELROSE) she presents the results of her studies.

The book is inspired by a great deal of the right kind of enthusiasm,

and the advice given is so excellent as to arouse the fear that it

will not be taken. Yet Miss HARRISON is justified of her endeavours.

She shows how often the English governors of Ireland have failed, in

spite of the best intentions, only because they applied their remedy

too late and thus, to their own great surprise, wasted the generosity

of which they were perhaps too conscious. According to Miss HARRISON

the gombeenman is the curse of Ireland, the serpent whose presence, if

only he can be reduced to being an absentee, warrants us in regarding

Ireland as a possible Eden. Miss HARRISON will please to take the

preceding sentence as proving my entire sympathy with Irish modes

of thought and expression and, generally, with Ireland. Against

the gombeener (who is a shop-keeper running his business on the

long-credit system) she invokes a vision of the blessings of

co-operation. One of her heroes is Sir HORACE PLUNKETT, and, indeed,

the work of the Irish Agricultural Organisation Society, over which

he has presided, has been an unmixed benefit to Ireland. I heartily

endorse Miss HARRISON'S hope that "at no distant period all will

be well with Ireland." Her book should certainly help towards this

result.

* * * * *

Captain VERE SHORTT fell at Loos in September of 1915, and left twelve

chapters of a story, _The Rod of the Snake_ (LANE), which his sister

has finished and very capably finished; helped by the recollection of

many intimate conversations about the plot and its development. It

tells how young _Charlie Shandross_, bidding his preposterous soldier

uncle be hanged, shook the stale dust of Ballybar off his feet, served

three years in the C.M.R., and so prepared himself for the deadly

adventure of the rod of the snake, the image of the ape, the Haytian

attaché and the sinister priestess of Voodoo rites--Paris its setting.

I won't spoil your pleasure by giving the details away; I will only

say it is all very splendidly incredible, but not unplausible, and the

authors do take pains with their puzzles, as where the hero and his

party find the secret spring of the panel in the vault by the blood

tracks of their enemy, who has been thoughtfully wounded in the hand.

A small point but significant; too many writers in this kind being

given to whisking their favourites out of danger in the most arbitrary

manner. A good railway book, of the sort you can confidently pass on

to the soldiers' hospitals after reading it.

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