F. PETHERTON.

The Auction was held last Wednesday. I didn't attend it, but got Miss

Gore-Langley to run up the price of the portrait as far as seemed

safe, on my behalf, which resulted in Mrs. Petherton getting it for £5

15s. I got the hat, but Mrs. Petherton outbid my agent for the braces.

DEAR FREDDY (I wrote), Wasn't it a roaring success--the Auction, I

mean? I didn't manage to attend, but have heard glowing accounts

from its promoter.

The most insignificant things, I hear, went for big prices; one

patriotic lady, I'm told, even going to £5 15s. for a faded

photograph of a veteran in the clothes of a most uninteresting

sartorial period. It was in a cheap wooden frame, of a pattern

that is quite out of the movement. Fancy, £5 15s.!

Did you buy anything?

In haste,

Yours, H.

If you have any stout safety-pins, lend me a couple, old boy. I failed

to secure the braces. They fetched 1s. 9d., which was greatly in

excess of their intrinsic value.

There has been no reply from Petherton to date.

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