PETHERTON AND THE RAG AUCTION.

A letter I received last Friday gave me one of those welcome excuses

to get into closer touch with my neighbour, Petherton, than our daily

proximity might seem to connote. I wrote to him thus:--

DEAR MR. PETHERTON,--Miss Gore-Langley has written to me to say

that she is getting up a Rag Auction on behalf of the Belgian

Relief Fund, and not knowing you personally, and having probably

heard that I am connected by ties of kinship with you, she asked

me to approach you on the subject of any old clothes you may have

to spare in such a cause.

Of course I'm not suggesting you should allow yourself to be

denuded in the cause (like Lady GODIVA), but I daresay you have

some odds and ends stowed away that you would contribute; for

instance, that delightful old topper that you were wont to go to

church in before the War, and that used to cause a titter among

the choir--can't you get the moths to let you have it? Neckties,

again. Where are the tartans of '71? Surely there may be some

bonny stragglers left in your tie-bins. And who fears to talk of

'98 and its fancy waistcoats? All rancour about them has passed

away, and if you have any ring-straked or spotted survivors, no

doubt they would fetch _something_ in a good cause. I hope you

will see what you can do for

Yours very truly,

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, September 26, 1917 · 第 22 / 63 题