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[Illustration: UNDER THE GREENWOOD TREE.
_Chorus_. "HERE SHALL HE SEE
NO ENEMY
BUT WINTER AND ROUGH WEATHER."]
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[Illustration: _Taxi-driver (who has forced lady-driver on to the
pavement)._ "NOW, THEN, IF YOU WANT TO LOOK IN THE SHOP WINDOWS WHY
DON'T YOU TAKE A DAY OFF?"]
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