CHAPTER VII.

The Nobleman’s Journal becomes more and more Aristocratic.--Wistar

Parties in Philadelphia.--Literary Gentlemen in Philadelphia.--The

Girard College.--Character of the late Stephen Girard.--The

Quakers.--Their Aristocratic Sentiments.--Quaker Dress.--Philadelphia

Ladies.--Good Living in Philadelphia.--The Mansion-house in

Third-street.--Apostrophe to the Fashionable Young Men and to the Men

of Family.

“Still stranger much, that when at last mankind

Had reach’d the sinewy firmness of their youth,

And could discriminate and argue well

On subjects more mysterious, they were yet

Babes in the cause of freedom, and should fear

And quake before the gods themselves had made;

But above measure strange that neither proof

Of sad experience, nor example set

By some, whose patriot virtue had prevailed.

Can even now, when they are grown mature

In wisdom, and with philosophic deeds

Familiar, serve t’ emancipate the rest!”

COWPER’S _Task_, Canto v.

The journal of my friend I found was too long for publication. Besides,

I could discover his aristocratic propensities to grow stronger and

stronger in exact proportion to his intercourse with the higher

classes; so that I was obliged to omit his notes on the society of

Philadelphia and Baltimore, in order to find room for his observations

on Washington. Two circumstances, however, I must not suffer to pass

unnoticed; his admiration of the Quakers, and his dislike of the Wistar

parties,--a sort of half literary, half fashionable, weekly convention

of gentlemen, at which a tolerable supper is added to a great deal of

indifferent conversation on ordinary topics.

“There is,” says my friend, in one of his notes, “a much greater

number of literary and scientific gentlemen in Philadelphia than can

be found in any other city of the United States; but they are, as yet,

far from forming ‘a republic of letters.’ As long as literary and

scientific men without fortune are merely tolerated by their wealthy

but less clever colleagues; as long as science and literature in the

United States are judged, not by their high intrinsic value, but by the

advantages which may result from them in the common transactions of

life; as long as arts and sciences remain without influential patrons

or public consideration, it is in vain to attempt their promotion by

pampering poets and painters with a weekly supper. These ‘literary

_réunions_,’ as they are called in Philadelphia, are not calculated to

put a man of letters at his ease, or to elicit new thoughts by familiar

conversation. On the contrary, they are stiff, unsociable, full of that

_gênante étiquette_ which prevails in all the higher American coteries

to the exclusion of mirth and familiarity. The Athenæum and Garrick

clubs in London contain daily a thousand times better opportunities

of improvement to young literary men, than the Wistar parties of

Philadelphia in the course of a century. There are, in fact, no

establishments similar to those in the United States; though there are

_very respectable_ gambling clubs in New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore,

and even in the godly city of Boston.”

“The newly established Girard College,” observes my friend in another

note, “will not prove so great a blessing to the Philadelphians as

is generally imagined. With the munificent donation of its founder,

and the truly royal splendour of its execution, it will, I am afraid,

become after all little more than an ordinary school of arts and

trades. The whole system of education in the United States, and the

tone of society, must materially change, before an institution like

the Polytechnic School of France can possibly succeed in forming

scholars in the higher departments of science. The peculiar foundation

and organization of Girard College does not seem to me to be much

calculated to improve the system of hand-to-mouth learning produced

by the material tendency, and the desire of pecuniary gain and

profit, which form the index to the character of the greater part

of professional men in America. The founder himself, though in many

respects a public-spirited, and in his own way a clever man, had but

a vulgar appreciation of genius, and a very high respect for money.

This is undoubtedly the reason why he chose none but wealthy men for

trustees of the college which was to bear his name, though it is more

than probable some literary men might have been found in the United

States, who, without being able to give _bonds_, would have proved of

some advantage in establishing and organizing a college.

“All I have heard of that vain old Frenchman confirms me in the opinion

that, even in his acts of generosity, he was but a vulgar plebeian;

never consulting the feelings of those he wished to benefit, but first

wounding with a rude hand their inmost soul, in order afterwards to

apply the healing plaster in the shape of a bank-note. Thus, he would

lecture one of his most faithful servants engaged to be married, on

the vexations and follies of matrimony; drawing in a brutal manner

the veil from nature’s holiest mysteries, and refusing to give him

aid and protection, until, perceiving that his victim, dreading the

consequences of his temper, remained, like some obedient cur, silent

at the abuses of his master, he signed a bank-check in his favour to

the amount, I believe, of some thousand pounds. I have heard other

anecdotes about him of a similar nature, from which I could not help

drawing the conclusion that it was his peculiar delight to make his

friends and clients forswear every other god and goddess before he

introduced them to the temple of Mammon;--or did the cunning Gaul

do so from a knowledge of the society in which he wished to gain an

ascendency? What reason, after all, had the Philadelphians to be proud

of such a man? And what difference is there between an American banker

leaving several millions of dollars to a rich and populous city, in

order that his name may be perpetuated by the building of a school; and

an honest English boot-black, who leaves an hundred thousand pounds for

the establishment of an hospital?[15]--I can see none; unless it be

that the act of the former proceeded from vanity, while that of the

latter took its origin in charity and true Christian piety.

“The most interesting part of Philadelphia society are the Quakers;

as a body the most singular, as individuals the most respectable,

Christians in the United States. I do not here speak of their religious

tenets, which are sufficiently known to the world; but of the fact

of their being throughout a moral people, by mutual support almost

universally in easy circumstances, and from their habits of industry

and frugality seldom led into temptation. No other Christian society

is held together by such strong ties of affection and brotherhood; no

other set of men bear in their manners, habits, dress, and character

so strongly the imprints of their faith. They carry their religion--a

thing unknown in these times of moral and political advancement--into

every act of their private and public lives; and, though they sometimes

obtrude it in a manner not the most pleasant or refined on the notice

of strangers, show at least on all occasions that Christianity with

them is a living principle, not an abstract doctrine to be remembered

only on the Sabbath.

“I like aristocracy in every shape, whenever it has a solid

foundation; but I despise aristocratic pretensions in a vulgar rich

man. The aristocracy of the Quakers consists not so much in wealth

as in family, and this circumstance has given to the society of

Philadelphia a tone decidedly superior to that of New York. Though

much more exclusive and less hospitable than the New-Yorkers, the

Philadelphians are more agreeable and elegant in their manners. They

have more of the _à-plomb_ of gentlemen. There is less motion and

more dignity in their carriage; and you can see, from an hundred

little circumstances, that the higher classes have the advantage of a

generation over the ordinary run of aristocrats in the United States.

“The Quakers, who are still among those who directly or indirectly

influence the fashions of society, have introduced a patrician

simplicity in dress, manners, and habits, which forms a singular

contrast with the gaudy ostentatious display of wealth with which one

is occasionally struck in New York. The Philadelphia ladies dress with

more taste than any others in the Union; they walk, dance, sing, and

talk better than those of the Northern cities; and their manners in

general are more finished. They do not study Latin and Greek, like

some of the New England belles; but they prattle French and Spanish,

and sometimes Italian, with tolerable facility. They cultivate the

_agrémens_ of society; while a great portion of the Northern women

puzzle their heads, and those of their admirers, with philosophy and

the classics. Yet it is but justice to say, that the women of New

England, even those of the highest classes, remain unsurpassed as wives

and mothers, and set, in this respect, the example to all other females

in the United States.

“In point of shape, the ladies of Philadelphia are believed to be

unrivalled; their necks, shoulders, and waists being admirably wrought,

and their hands and feet of the most aristocratic littleness. Their

complexions are not so clear and fresh as those of the women of New

England; but the expression of their countenances is more _distinguée_,

inclining somewhat towards the Spanish. I was also told that they had

a taste for the romantic; several ‘droll’ engagements taking place

annually, and a small number of run-away matches furnishing from time

to time sufficient matter for the _chronique scandaleuse_ of the town.

Things of this kind are of rare occurrence in the North; though, as

I observed during my stay in Boston, there is no lack of imagination

on the part of the _women_. But where should a young Bostonian find

time to run away with a lady? What business or matter-of-fact man is

sufficiently amiable for a woman to risk her reputation on his account?

“The Quaker ladies, in general, are renowned for their beauty. They

dress plainly, but in the richest materials; showing that their

aristocracy consists in substance, not in forms. The colour of

their dresses, which is usually of a light grey, is not ill suited

to a fair complexion; but the cut is too Old-English not to form a

glaring contrast with the Paris fashions weekly imported into the

United States. At the time of William Penn, the Quaker dress was not

distinguished from the fashions of the day by all that was inelegant,

odd, contrary to the prevailing taste; and on that account did not

obtrude itself on every one’s notice. But at present the case is

reversed; the very simplicity of the apparel becomes an arrogant

distinction, or may at least be considered as such by those who do not

look upon it as a part of their religious creed. Every man or woman

owes something to society, so that a total disregard of its established

rules and customs is usually considered as proceeding either from

extreme vulgarity, or a degree of elevation which need not descend to

the level of others: a wise person avoids the dilemma.

“For this reason, and perhaps also because the French fashions of the

day are far more becoming to a pretty face, and exhibit _taille_,

_tournure_, &c. to much greater advantage, a portion of ‘the Society of

Friends’ have of late relaxed from their original severity, and adopted

certain unobjectionable parts of Parisian millinery. The selection they

made shows their tact and sense of propriety; and it is now a common

saying with travelled men, that, in order to see a well-dressed lady,

one must either see a Parisian woman of the higher classes, or a ‘_gay

Quakeress_ of Philadelphia.’ The gentlemen, too, begin to trim their

hats, and allow the fashionable scissors to be applied to their coats,

without dreading the immediate downfal of Christianity. They are also

said to have grown more attentive to ladies; having at last arrived at

the conviction that the hearts of women are more easily attached by the

silken thread of trifling cares and attentions, than by the chain-cable

of constant toil and sacrifice.

“A number of Quakers of Philadelphia occupy themselves exclusively

with science and literature; few of them are not members of some

charitable or other association for the benefit of mankind. Yet they

have, from the commencement of the revolutionary war, been denounced

as _Tories_: partly because they did not take an active part in the

struggle for independence; and partly because, as politicians, they

have always been in favour of a federal government. If it be true

that family, education, and even property, are, from the principle of

self-preservation, inclined towards a strong protective government,

the Quakers as a body must naturally be advocates of Conservatism;

but in a country like America, where political principles and parties

are constantly changing, where the power of the government and the

opposition are so nearly balanced, and where the clashing interests of

society sometimes completely paralyze the course of politics adopted by

the Congress of the nation, I can see no evil come from a small part of

the community being attached to existing forms, or united, if this were

possible, for the purpose of resisting the rapidity of public events.

“The American government, as I have often said, requires, more than

any other, a strong opposition. The aristocratic and democratic

principles mutually excite and increase one another, like positive

and negative electricity in the metallic plates of a galvanic chain;

only, that from time to time they require _cleaning_. Each principle

without the presence of the other would soon degenerate; and it is,

in this situation of public affairs, perhaps a fortunate circumstance

that there should exist at least _one_ class of society capable of

representing with some sort of dignity the aristocratic element of

State.

“The time, after all, must come when the United States will have

their history; when the present will be linked to the past; when the

names of American statesmen and patriots will go for something in the

estimation of the public. Then the influence of family will and must be

felt by the people as the historical representative of their political

existence. This period is now delayed by the apparent opposition

between the higher and lower classes; but it will arrive as soon as

the real _élite_ of society will _join_ the lower orders against the

tyranny of mediocrity--in the shape of the government of the rich

_bourgeoisie_.

“The society of Philadelphia is, on the whole, better than that of

Boston or New York. There is less vulgar aristocracy than in other

Northern cities. Not that I mean to say that there are not people to

be found in Boston and New York that could rival the Philadelphians

in point of ‘gentility;’ but in the good ‘city of brotherly love’

there is, probably owing to a seasonable admixture of a large number

of European, and especially French families, a higher tone, greater

elegance, and, in every respect, more _agrémens_. The New-Englanders

are an arguing people, and annoy you, even in society, with

mathematical and political demonstrations. The Philadelphians have more

taste, and _have the best cooks in the United States_.

“There is nothing more aristocratic than the keeping of an excellent

cook; nothing so vulgar as not to care what one is eating or drinking.

‘_Dis-moi ce que tu manges, et je te dirai qui tu es_,’ said the

celebrated author of ‘_La Physiologie du Goút_;’ and, certes, no

Philadelphian will in this respect be found wanting in the scale. There

is a nice little house in Third-street, kept by a man, or, as I should

say, ‘a gentleman,’ who spent upwards of an hundred thousand dollars

in Europe in learning how to eat and drink, and who is now teaching

the same science to a select circle of his countrymen; charging them

for his trouble a little less than some of the quack professors of the

culinary art in New York and Boston, who think a dinner excellent when

it consists of joints, and show their barbarism by putting ice in

their claret.

“Mr. H--d, of the Mansion-house in Philadelphia, has been long enough

in Europe to know the difference between gravy and melted butter; and

if every American that goes to Europe to improve himself would _only

learn as much_, there would be no harm, and much substantial benefit,

arising from it to the country. I have, at his house, eaten fricassees

that would have done credit to old Véry;--his son inherited the money,

not the taste of his father;--and sauces with which, as Prince Puckler

Muskau has it, ‘a man could have eaten his own grandfather!’ In short,

one is more comfortable at the neat little house in Third-street, than

anywhere else in the United States. An Englishman himself could live

there without missing any of the luxuries of his own country, if the

bar-keeper were not a stupid old negro, and Mr. H--d, jun. more of a

gentleman than a landlord.

“A word in parting to you,” says my German traveller, apostrophising

the fashionable young men of Philadelphia; “you are much mistaken if

you take the terms ‘idler,’ and ‘gentleman,’ for synonymous. There

is a vast difference between a gentleman of leisure, and a vagrant

that walks up and down Chestnut-street, and stares women out of

countenance. You seem to think that a certain bold unabashed look

marks the gentleman of _ton_,--the fashionable rake, whose position in

society enables him to disregard the prejudices of the multitude. You

pamper your fancy in the _salons_, in order afterwards to feed upon a

common pasture. This is but a miserable way of imitating the refined

_roué_ of Europe. If you cannot affect sentiment, conceal at least your

passion, or curb your inordinate fancy. There is nothing so vulgar as

imagination without taste.--And you men of family, without fashion!

study aristocracy in the classics, rather than in the newspaper

polemics of the day; or, if this should prove too tedious, read the

history of the Italian republics. There was a time in Florence when

every nobleman was obliged to have a trade, and yet Florence produced

the _Medici_; why should you be ashamed to imitate so high an example?

or are you afraid lest all your tradespeople should wish to become

noblemen?”[16]

FOOTNOTES:

[15] Mr. Day, of the firm of Day and Martin.

[16] Trade and traffic are less popular in Philadelphia than in other

parts of the Union; the young men delighting in being called “gentlemen

of leisure.”

PART III.

CONTAINING A TRIP TO WASHINGTON, AND A SHORT STAY IN THE METROPOLIS.

CHAPTER I.

Journey to Baltimore.--Arrival in the City.--Barnum’s Hotel.--The

Washington Letter-writer.--His Views of Politics.--Arrival

in Washington.--Street Manners of the People.--Hotels and

Boarding-houses.--High Life in the Metropolis.--The Epicure House.

“Quando si parte il giuoco della zara

Colui che perde si riman dolente

Ripetendo le volte e tristo impara;

Con l’altro se ne va tutta la gente.”

DANTE.

One morning, early in the month of March, I left Philadelphia in a

steamer for Baltimore. It was a frosty cold day, and we were obliged

to have a fire in the cabin; round which the gentlemen--the ladies

occupying, as usual, a separate, more elegantly furnished room,--formed

at first a small, but, in proportion as the company increased, a larger

circle. The manners of the people had already a touch of the South in

them: scarcely would a gentleman approach the stove before those who

were already seated made room for him; an attention which, trifling as

it was, marked a certain consideration for the feelings of others,

which it is always gratifying to notice wherever we are. The captains

of the boats from Philadelphia to Frenchtown, and from Newcastle to

Baltimore,--the distance from Frenchtown to Newcastle is made on a

railroad,--were noted for their civility to the passengers; and, on the

whole, I do not remember having travelled more at my ease in any part

of the United States.

We arrived in Baltimore early in the afternoon of the same day; and the

greater part of the company putting up at Barnum’s hotel, I concluded

to go thither also. On entering the spacious bar-room I at once asked

for a separate room, and ordered my luggage to be taken up to it; but

was told “that I must not be in a hurry,” and that no room could be

given away to any gentleman without the bar-keeper having made his

“calculation.” I then perceived that the gentlemen, one after the

other, stepped up to him, telling him their names; which he put down on

a slate, together with the number of rooms they asked for, precisely

in the same manner as the burgomaster of some small town in Germany

would set down the names of the officers of a regiment which is to be

quartered upon it. It finally became my turn to speak.

“What’s your name, sir?” demanded the bar-keeper.

“Mr. ***,” said I, taking care to omit the “De.”

“Are you alone, sir?”

“Yes; but that is the reason I want a room by myself.”

“All single rooms are engaged long ago. I shall have to put you in a

room with one or two other gentlemen.”

“Then I shall not stay here.”

“You may do as you please; but I cannot accommodate you better. We have

to turn away people every day, and we _must_ serve our old customers.”

“You had better stop here,” whispered one of the gentlemen in my ear;

“you will be satisfied with the house in every other respect, and I am

quite sure you will not be able to do better in Baltimore.”

“But, sir,” said I to the bar-keeper, “cannot you manage to put me into

a room with only one other person?”

“I will see what I can do for you, but I cannot promise; I must first

make my _calculation_.”

“And you will of course put me together with a _gentleman_?”

“Nobody stops here but gentlemen; you need not have any scruples about

_that_,” replied the bar-keeper rather indignantly.

I thought it best to be silent if I wanted to sleep that night at

all, and thus quietly awaited my sentence. At last the bar-keeper had

completed the distribution of the rooms; and began to call out the

names of the gentlemen, telling each the number of the room he was

to occupy. When he called out my name he smiled; and turning to me

with a sarcastic expression, “We have to put you in a room with one

gentleman,” said he; “but, should you stay longer, we can to-morrow

give you a room by yourself.” I bowed in token of acknowledgment, and

betook myself at once to the quarters assigned to me.

“Also going to Washington?” demanded my chum as I entered the room.

“Yes, sir; are you going?”

“I am _obliged_ to go,” replied he (with an air of importance); “I am

always there during the session of Congress.”

“Perhaps I have the honour of addressing a senator?”

“No, not exactly.”

“Or a representative?”

“Nor that either.”

“Then you must have some business there?”

“Certainly, sir; I am a correspondent of the New York ***.”

“Oh! you write the letters from Washington for that paper?”

“Precisely so; and it is a more difficult task to write a good letter

than to make a bad speech.”

“No doubt of that, sir; you may often be employed in making the best of

a bad argument.”

“What do you mean, sir?”

“I mean, by improving what has been said by a senator or

representative.”

“Not only that, but it is _we_ that give the cue to every argument.

Our representatives take up a question as they find it stated in the

papers.”

“And it is you that govern the country?”

“It’s the press, sir, and nothing but the press, which governs a free

people.”

“But is not the press liable to error?”

“All human institutions are; but _we_ have such abundant means of

correcting and preventing it, that it is almost impossible for us to be

in the wrong. In the first place, _our_ press has the money by which

(drawing himself up to his full height) it can secure the best talents;

and, secondly, our people are too ‘cool’ to be easily wrought into a

passion. We are a ‘calculating’ people.”

“But your papers are full of personal abuse. Do you think _that_ an

advantage?”

“Not exactly; but it is unquestionably a great help--a seasoning of

dull editorials. Our people have so much ordinary conversation in the

course of the day, that, if it were not for the slander contained in

our newspapers, they would not be amused at all. _Papers_, sir, are

‘the eating, drink, and fuel’ of the Americans; and on that account

they can never be too hot for them.”

“But very high seasoning marks a bad taste; I should think the best

papers on what is called ‘the aristocratic side’ would scorn personal

abuse.”

“Quite the reverse, sir, I assure you. It’s the only means of

attracting notoriety, and of pleasing our first people. Besides, it

would be useless to play the part of a gentleman in _that respect_,

when all the rest are blackguards. We want strength, sir! strength! and

nothing but strength!--none of your ‘milk and molasses’ productions, of

which a man can make neither head nor tail. If we give a man a beating,

we do not want him to get up again; ‘we go the whole hog.’ When we

attack a man, we assail at once his moral, political, religious, and

domestic relations. Every little helps, you know. ‘Give a dog a bad

name, and hang him!’ says the proverb, and it is just so with our

politicians.”

By this time I began to be afraid of the man, lest, if he should not

“steal my purse,” he might publish me in the papers. He looked, indeed,

like a desperate fellow; though his self-sufficiency was quite amusing,

and the smacking of his lips and the stroking of his chin, with which

he accompanied every one of his sayings, were sufficiently ludicrous to

destroy the effect of the ferocious manner in which he paced the room.

I therefore made no farther reply, but began to dress for supper. This

untimely cessation of conversation seemed to annoy him, as it probably

prevented him from showing off, and impressing me with a proper respect

for his station. He therefore drew a parcel of papers from his pocket,

and throwing them violently on the table--

“Here,” exclaimed he, “is the last news. I dare say you know it

already. We have triumphed in every part of the country. Our State is

carried ‘high and dry.’”

“I do not care much about politics,” replied I.

“You don’t?” said he. “Why, then, do you stay in the country?”

“Cannot you imagine a man to have any other business but politics?”

“Oh, certainly, sir! a man may be a merchant, a doctor, or a tradesman;

but, I mean, how do you _amuse_ yourself? I for my part should go mad

if I had not politics to divert myself.” (With pride,) “I _need_ not be

a politician, thank God! I have money enough without it; but I _love_

politics on account of the pleasure they give me. I glory in them!

There is such fun in being on the side that beats. One hundred and

fifty guns, sir, are to be fired from Albany to New York, and from New

York back again to Albany, in honour of our last victory. Where is the

pleasure to be compared to that, sir? To carry a whole State ‘smack,

smooth, and no mistake!’”

“But it must be very annoying to be beaten.”

“That never occurs to me, sir. I never stay long with the beaten party.

If you study our politics, you will always find that our most ‘talented

men’ desert a party just before it is going to break up. We always like

to be on the conquering side. That’s the way to ‘get along’ in this

country, sir, if you want to be a politician. But is there no bell in

this room? I’ll see how long it will take _to raise a waiter_.”

“What do you want, sir?” grinned a negro almost instantaneously.

“Some brandy and water and half-a-dozen cigars: I am going to write an

article.”

“Then I do not wish to disturb you,” said I, grateful for an

opportunity of escaping from the room.

Scarcely was I half an hour down in the reading-room before a huge bell

rang for supper. I expected, as usual, a rush into the dining-hall;

but was much surprised in perceiving the quiet gentlemanly manner in

which every one took his seat. The supper was excellent, and, what is

more, it was well served. I began to perceive that I had fallen into

good hands, and was only sorry that an establishment in every respect

so unexceptionable should have adopted the vexatious custom of having

the roll of travellers called by the bar-keeper, in the manner of some

surly sergeant, before accommodating them with a room. A great deal of

unpleasant feeling arises from mere mistakes in forms, which may easily

be corrected by a little attention to the usages of the world, and

which, therefore, cannot be sufficiently recommended to innkeepers.

Early the next morning I found myself safely seated in one of the huge

railroad cars which leave Baltimore every morning for Washington. This

railroad, I believe, is one of the worst in the United States; the

travelling on it being excessively tedious, the stoppages frequent,

and the rate very slow. I believe we did not go faster than seven or

eight miles an hour, so that we required nearly half a day to complete

a journey of about forty English miles. Nothing can be more barren than

the country through which the railroad is laid; and the approach to the

metropolis is anything but striking, although the entrance is by the

way of the Capitol.

Washington is, indeed, a city _sui generis_, of which no European who

has not actually seen it can form an adequate idea. Mr. Serullier,

formerly minister of France, used to call it “a city of magnificent

distances;” but, though this be true, I should rather call it “a city

without streets.” The Capitol, a magnificent palace, situated on an

eminence called Capitol-hill, and the White-house, the dwelling of the

President, are the only two specimens of architecture in the whole

town; the rest being mere hovels, and even the public buildings,

such as the Treasury, War and Navy Departments, and the General

Post-office, little superior to the most ordinary dwelling-houses in

Europe. The whole town is, in fact, but an appendix to those two public

buildings, a sort of ante-chamber either to the Capitol or to the house

of the chief magistrate. If such a town were situated in Europe, one

would imagine those buildings to be the residences of princes, and the

rest the humble dwellings of their dependants.

The only thing that approaches a street in Washington is Pennsylvania

Avenue, a sometimes single, sometimes double row of houses,

leading from the Capitol to the White-house. In this street are

the two principal hotels of the city, and a considerable number of

boarding-houses. The former are two large barracks, capable of holding

each from one hundred and fifty to two hundred people; the latter are,

for the most part, mean insignificant-looking dens, in which a man

finds the worst accommodations at the most exorbitant prices, and must

often be glad to be accommodated at all.

The most aristocratic inn in Washington is Gadsby’s, though I consider

this “to be a mere matter of taste;” the pretensions to aristocracy

resting on four clean walls, and a triple row of galleries in the

court, which render the distribution of the rooms convenient, and the

rooms themselves agreeable and airy. In every other respect I found no

difference between Gadsby’s and Brown’s, or even Fuller’s, which is

further up towards the President’s house; and, in comparison to other

first-rate hotels in the United States, the fare and accommodations in

all of them are altogether beneath mediocrity. Gadsby, by the by, keeps

an excellent assortment of wines, and he is himself a very gentlemanly

and agreeable man.

Among the boarding-houses there is, I believe, a good deal of

aristocratic classification, owing to the different sets of senators

and representatives who establish their clubs in them. Some also there

are whose pretensions to gentility are principally founded on the

landladies being descended from some ancient family, or on their being

related to some distinguished members of Congress. In short, every

boarding-house marks a particular shade of aristocracy; the Southern

(those for Southern members) being the most refined, and each of them,

in spite of the bad living, the focus of a particular coterie.

There is also a hotel in Pennsylvania Avenue, called “The NATIVE

American;” probably for the accommodation of such members of Congress

and their friends as think themselves entitled to worse fare than can

be obtained at other places, for having the aristocratic preference

of birth--no matter where, and of whom, in the United States,--over

every unfortunate stranger _directly_ descended from Europe. I am not

disposed to quarrel with any American for _enjoying his birth_; though

I cannot but think that the American Indians are much more entitled

to be called “Native Americans” than any descendant from an English,

Scotch, Irish, German, French, Dutch, Swedish, Spanish, or Portuguese

family that happens to be born in the Union.

The first thing that struck me in Washington was the unusual number of

persons perambulating the streets without any apparent occupation, of

which every other American city, with the exception of Philadelphia,

seems to be entirely drained. If there be poor and idle persons walking

the streets of New York, Boston, or Baltimore, it is, I am sorry to

say, generally owing to some late arrival from Europe,--some of the

steerage passengers being yet left without employment. Washington,

however, is a city of _American_ idlers,--a set of gentlemen of such

peculiar merit as well to deserve a public comment. They live in what

is called “elegant style,” rise in the morning at eight or nine, have

breakfast in their own rooms, then smoke five or six cigars until

twelve, at which time they dress for the Senate; few gentlemen ever

honouring the _House of Representatives_ with their presence, except

just before leaving the Capitol.

The Senate of the United States is, indeed, the finest drawing-room

in Washington; for it is there the young women of fashion resort for

the purpose of exhibiting their attractions. The Capitol is, in point

of fashion, the opera-house of the city; the House of Representatives

being the crush-room. In the absence of a decent theatre, the Capitol

furnishes a tolerable place of rendezvous, and is on that account

frequented during the whole season--from December until April or

May--by every lounger in the place, and by every _belle_ that wishes to

become the fashion.

After speaking and talking is over in the Senate, the idlers commence

the regular performance of eating, which is no sort of amusement to

any one in America who is obliged to dine at an ordinary. For this

reason they club together in numbers from four to six, to dine at their

rooms; single dinners being too expensive, and the people who have the

means of entertaining in Washington being not sufficiently numerous to

secure every dandy a place at a private gentleman’s table.

The routs in Washington, in spite of the small rooms and the economy

of refreshments, are delightful, lasting generally from nine in the

evening until two in the morning; after which the _élégants_, wholly

exhausted from the uncommon exertion of being agreeable four or five

hours in succession, repair to some cellar or beef-shop, not quite so

well furnished as the common resorts of cabmen and omnibus drivers in

London, but which the aristocratic taste of the young men elevates into

“refectories.”

It is in these cellars that a stranger may become acquainted with “real

life in Washington.” In the best part of the season, when speeches are

plenty and cash flush, the idlers’ “refectories” keep open the whole

night; the regular eating and drinking, and, as I was informed, also

the _gambling_, never commencing until twelve o’clock.

One of these establishments,--the best of the kind I believe in the

metropolis,--“the Epicure House,” as it is termed, was recommended to

me as doing canvass-back ducks in the neatest style, and being always

the resort of the most fashionable company. This recommendation,

joined to the fact that nothing can be obtained at an inn after the

hour of eleven,--a practice which adds much to the convenience of the

_innkeepers_,--induced me to try the skill of a coloured cook, and

to have a peep at the young men that were called “the first” in the

law-giving city.

On inquiring the way, I was pointed to a house forming the corner

opposite to Gadsby’s hotel, to which was attached a lamp which gave

exactly as much light as was necessary in order not to break one’s

neck in descending the staircase which led to the entrance, but

left the establishment itself in precisely that sort of obscurity

which is always desirable for a place serving as a rendezvous for

_comme-il-faut_ people. On entering it,--it being only a little after

eleven,--I found the room, which was divided into boxes after the

manner of a common English eating-house, nearly empty; a few persons

only eating scolloped oysters or drinking punch, but a number of black

imps slinking about in evident expectation of better business. I

hesitated at first whether I should take a seat, the appearance of the

table-cloths, cruets, &c. being far from inviting; though the bar was

stocked with bottles bearing the inscriptions--“Sillery champaign,”

“Klause Johannisberger,” “Marcobrunner,” “Hermitage,” &c.

The bar-keeper, perceiving my want of resolution, came forward, and

accosted me in the most polite terms.

“You wish, perhaps, for a private room, sir? If you do not want it

longer than after midnight, I can give you the one adjoining. At twelve

I expect a party who may want it until three or four in the morning.”

“Thank you; I do not like to take possession of a room which I am

obliged to give up in three quarters of an hour. Have you none other?”

“I have yet another room up stairs; but it is occupied by a

dinner-party, which is not likely to break up till two or three in the

morning.”

“You keep very late hours, then?”

“Why, sir, we commence late. If you stop here till two o’clock, you

will see this room crowded. This evening all the gentlemen are at Mrs.

***’s, who gives nothing but tea and cakes; which, as you may imagine,

is not precisely the thing for young men that are dancing the whole

evening. Many of them are yet _growing_, and, as is usually the case

with such gentlemen, have an excellent appetite.”

“And so they come here to sup?”

“They do me that honour, sir; and I do my best to accommodate them.”

(What a polite publican, thought I, if he were not a mulatto!) “And

what have you fit to eat?” demanded I.

“Fine canvass-back ducks, oysters, and venison. Canvass-back ducks are

prime; just the season. Shall I show you into the other room?”

“No, I would rather take a duck here; but you must give me a clean

table-cloth.”

“Certainly, sir. What sort of wine will you take? hock, champaign,

claret, madeira, or sherry? I have got some first-rate Johannisberger

and some of Lynch’s claret.”

“Have you champaign in pint bottles?”

“At your service, sir.--John! put a clean table-cloth at No. 3. Do you

want the papers in the mean while?”

In less than fifteen minutes one of the best specimens of that

inestimable bird, the canvass-back duck, for which the Americans might

justly be envied by European princes, was placed before me, “with the

usual trimmings,” consisting of jelly, butter, beets, and pickles,

together with a small bottle of the Napoleon brand champaign. The whole

was served in good order; and I could not but wonder that in a place

of so mean and unfashionable an appearance a person should find such

excellent accommodations. What would Mr. Stuart have said if his good

fortune had led him to the Epicure House in Washington? I can assure

him that in no other place in the United States could he have eaten

canvass-back ducks more deserving of praise and comment.

Hardly had I commenced eating, before a noisy uproarious set of

men entered the premises, singing and swaggering, and calling in a

stentorian voice for cheese and _crackers_.[17]

“What a d--d shabby party that was!” exclaimed a young man, dressed in

the latest New York fashion, with dirty gloves, and his shirt-collar

turned down with perspiration; “one of your regular _Boston_ ones.[18]

I believe nothing was handed round but lemonade and spunge-cake, and of

that there was scarcely enough for the ladies.”

“Why did you not go up stairs?” cried another; “there were plenty of

sandwiches, besides a large basin of toddy.”

“How could he have found time for that; he was all attention to Miss

***; were you not, John?” ejaculated a little creature dressed in boots.

“Ah! are you here?” cried John; “we lost you at the door; how did you

get here?”

“On my legs,” replied the little fellow. “Did you expect me to pay

two dollars to one of those rascally niggers for the pleasure of a

_ride_?”[19]

“But did you wear boots at the ball?”

“Certainly not; I took them off in the entry, and put them on again as

I came out. I always carry my shoes in my pocket when I go to a party.”

“That’s regular Boston fashion!” shouted the company. “How much do you

make by it a year?”

“I _save_ by it more than a hundred dollars; and ‘a dollar saved is a

dollar earned,’ says Franklin.”

“But what do you do with your boots at the party?”

“I _hide_ them as well as I can; I have only lost one pair in Boston.

They were taken away by mistake; but I advertised them in the papers,

and got them back again. But I say, John! how do you stand with Miss

***? All right, hem?”

“For mercy’s sake, don’t bother me now!” cried John; “I am too dry to

talk.” (Turning to a bronze-faced mulatto boy, “Why, you cursed little

imp, cannot you bring me the whisky punch I ordered?”) “To dance a

cotillon lasting three hours! Those girls’ feet don’t seem ever to get

tired.”

“And a German cotillon, too,” rejoined a tall gentlemanly figure, who

appeared to be a Southerner; “if it had not been for the mazurka, which

some of our ladies still object to, because there is too much whirling

and dancing on the heels in it, I should not have had a moment’s rest.

I wonder how the women can stand it!”

“And then the _gallopade_! why, that alone wears out a pair of shoes,”

cried the Bostonian; “the mazurka only requires _heeling_.”

“They ought to make you president of the savings’ bank!” observed the

Southerner.

“That is,” said John, “if he understands saving other people’s money as

well as his own.”

By this time the waiter returned with the punch, a huge lump of cheese,

and a basket of biscuits, which was immediately seized upon and

devoured, as if the persons present were the half-starved crew of some

American whaler just returned from a three years’ cruise round Cape

Horn.

“I say, Jim,” said John, “did you taste the wine?”

“I did,” replied Jim; “but I could not swallow it. It was not worth

three dollars a dozen.”

“I believe it was Sicily madeira.”

“Heaven knows _what_ sort of madeira it was; I took to the toddy.

“If these ladies had not kept me going, I should have done so too.”

“That’s the pleasure of courting,” said Jim tauntingly.

“Why, a man has to come to it some time or other,” said John.

“Miss *** is certainly a pretty girl; but, if I were in your place, I

should not like her flirting in Washington. Washington is the worst

place for a young lady in the United States. It is altogether too

European.”

“I do not like it myself,” observed the Southerner; “nor the custom

of our fashionable women to bring their daughters here just as they

have left the boarding-school, in order to introduce them to the _beau

monde_.”

“And to teach them the gallopade and the mazurka, which is setting a

premium on _foreigners_,” said John with some bitterness.

“Don’t be angry,” cried Jim. “You don’t expect to be cut out by a

German or a Pole, do you?”

“You may go to ---- with your insinuation,” cried John: “what I object

to in the society of Washington is, that it teaches women to _amuse_

themselves; or, rather, that it obliges _us_ to amuse _them_.”

“That is rather bad,” interrupted a thin pale-looking gentleman

with spectacles; “as it must necessarily interfere with our serious

pursuits.”

“Such as drinking punch, and playing cards,” observed the Southerner.

“I mean _literary_ pursuits,” said the man with spectacles.

“Oh yes! we forgot that. Mr. *** writes the _on dits_ for the New

York ***; of course he has no time to throw away upon women. ‘Time is

money,’ says Franklin.--I say, George, did you win or lose at whist?”

“I won twenty dollars.”

“Then you neither lost your time nor your money.”

“If that’s the case, George must pay the punch,” shouted the company.

“George is going to do no such thing,” replied the littérateur.

“Then let us toss up for it,” proposed Jim.

“That would not do,” objected John; “he, as a Yankee, would have the

advantage in _guessing_.”

“I think it best,” said George, “for every man to pay his own

reckoning.” So saying, he called the waiter, paid for his punch, and,

without uttering another syllable, left the party to settle their

accounts after their own manner.

“What a selfish, unsociable, stingy fellow that is,” cried Jim; “would

not even toss up for it! and yet--would you believe it?--he is engaged

to one of the prettiest girls in New England.”

“She probably marries him for his literary reputation. Boston women are

sometimes in love with that!” said John. “But let us now toss up for

the reckoning.”

“It’s all paid,” observed the waiter, pointing to the Southerner.

“Just like him; always throwing away his money!” muttered John,

pocketing his piece. Jim made a bow, and swore he would be revenged:

but all finally agreed to go home, visibly contented.

Scarcely had they left, before a large party of about fifteen or twenty

young men, among whom there appeared to be some Europeans, entered

the room, swearing that they had been done out of a regular meal,

and that they were now going to make up for it. “Let us have three or

four canvass-back ducks, and some of Lynch’s claret,” cried one of

them; “the devil take the stuff they call toddy! I had as lief swallow

prussic acid,--it has given me the cramp in my stomach.”

“If you had drunk it here,” grinned the waiter, “you would feel all the

better for it; we make that article first-rate.”

“Hold your tongue!” cried the gentleman, “and do as you are bid.”

“All right, sir!” said the negro, and went to speak to the cook.

“Can we go into the other room?” demanded one of the party.

“Gentlemen are dining there,” replied the bar-keeper.

“Gambling you mean, don’t you?”

“It’s no business of mine to inquire _what_ they are doing; they have

been there ever since dinner.”

“Then they must leave soon, and we may have the room.”

“I don’t think they will,” rejoined the bar-keeper. “Whenever they come

to dine, they generally stay for breakfast.”

“And the room adjoining?”

“Is already engaged. I expect the gentlemen every minute.”

The party cast an inquiring look at one another, and then gathered

round a small table as well as they could, quietly awaiting the arrival

of the supper.

In less than fifteen minutes from this time, it being nearly twelve

o’clock, the whole room was filled to overflowing with the most motley

assemblage of persons I ever beheld in my life. It was a group worthy

of being preserved on canvass. Besides the party already mentioned,

there were gathered round the chimney a parcel of Kentuckians, a giant

race of men, full of strange oaths and tobacco-juice, discussing

politics, and betting heavily on the issue of certain matters then

under debate. Their language, surely, was not altogether intelligible

to me; but what I _did_ understand convinced me that they are justly

reputed for their wit and humour. One of them--standing, I should

judge, six feet two--was a good-natured punster, who, in spite of

the serious turn their conversation had taken, kept the company in a

continual roar of laughter.

Round the bar was stationed a more noisy and less original set of men;

such as a person might see in any of the larger gin-shops of London

on a Saturday evening. They were vulgar and “uproarious,” smoked bad

cigars and spit promiscuously round the room, while the Kentuckians

showed their better breeding by always hitting the same spot. A third

party, evidently composed of _young bucks_, dressed in the latest

London fashions, with perfumed hair and real French kid gloves, were

discussing the merits of women; which they did _con amore_, using all

the English slang they had collected from the newspapers, or from

fashionable novels, and taking great pains to appear as outlandish as

possible. The intervals between these clusters were filled up with

single gentlemen, of all ages and descriptions, and in every possible

state of consciousness,--from that of a perfect knowledge of “the

thousand natural shocks this flesh is heir to,” to that of the most

total oblivion, and triumph “o’er a’ the ills o’ life.”

What gave a peculiar character to this little pandemonium was the

continual apparition and vanishing of the black, brown, and yellow

waiters; all shining with perspiration, and leaving, as they passed,

something not altogether unlike the odour of brimstone behind them.

These exhalations, the steam of the viands, the smell of rum, brandy,

and tobacco, independent of the corrupt, sultry air produced by the

presence of a large number of persons in a small room, soon obliged me

to quit the scene of merriment; and, in half an hour later, I found

myself safely in bed at Gadsby’s.

FOOTNOTES:

[17] A small biscuit, not a firework.

[18] Parties without supper are, in Washington and the Southern States,

called “Boston parties;” for what reason it is impossible to say, the

Boston parties being generally renowned for their rather ostentatious

suppers.

[19] “Ride” is in America constantly used for “drive.”

CHAPTER II.

Corps Diplomatique in Washington.--What a Fashionable Lady thinks of

an Ambassador.--The Secretary of the Treasury.--Popularity-hunting

of American Statesmen.--Its influence on National Politics.--Mr.

Woodbury’s Hospitality to Literary Men.--Henry Clay.--Thomas

H. Benton.--Salis Wright.--James Buchanan.--Extraordinary

Dinner-bell.--Office-hunters in Washington.--State of Finance of the

City.--Anecdote of General Jackson and the Office-seeker.--General

Character of Washington Society compared with that of other American

Cities.

O momentary grace of mortal man,

Which we more hunt for than the grace of God!

Who builds his hope in air of your fair looks,

Lives like a drunken sailor on a mast;

Ready, with every nod, to tumble down

Into the fatal bowels of the deep.

_King Richard III._ Act iii. Scene 5.

The next day I looked over my letters of introduction, which, being

principally addressed to members of the cabinet and the _corps

diplomatique_, I determined to deliver in person. The influence of

the diplomatic agents in Washington on the moral and social habits

of the people, is much greater than their effect on the politics of

the State; the executive power of the President and Council being

not only limited by the Senate, but also indirectly by the House of

Representatives, and the manifestation of public opinion at the annual

elections. A minister in Washington is, with regard to his diplomatic

agency, pretty much confined to official acts, such as may at any

time be made public: his influence with a particular member of the

cabinet, or with the President himself,--his success with a particular

coterie,--his intrigues against any person that may have rendered

himself obnoxious to his government, are of little or no avail at the

Congress, with which, as yet, no foreign diplomatist has attempted a

political relation. But, in point of fashion, their power is unlimited;

their decisions being quoted as oracles, and their manners made the

standard of society. In Washington, no party is considered fashionable

unless graced by some distinguished senator, and a few members of the

_corps diplomatique_. Between the latter and the senators exists yet

this relation, that every senator has a right to introduce a gentleman

to a foreign minister, either personally, or by leaving his card

together with that of his friend; a privilege which is denied to the

more vulgar members of the House of Representatives.

As far as I was able to ascertain the influence of foreign residents in

Washington, it was confined, with the representative of the greatest

power in Christendom, to setting the example of genuine hospitality

in the shape of the most prosperous dinner parties given in the

metropolis,--his _attachés_ I believe, went _fox_-hunting in the

outskirts of the city; with the representative of the land of chivalry

and tigers, to setting the example of taste in the shape of regular

_soirées musicales_; in the clever and witty envoy extraordinary and

minister plenipotentiary of a northern power, to introducing the

fashion of dancing _on the heels_,[20]--which, by the by, was a pretty

little manœuvre on the part of the old gentleman, who had long ago lost

the use of his _toes_ by the gout; in the representative of a literary

court, to the privilege of spouting literature and science to a _sober_

audience, &c. The ministers of the Italian courts, who had the longest

string of titles printed on their cards, had no distinct influence,

except in setting the fashion of eating and drinking gracefully--at

another man’s table.

To understand the humour and good cheer which reign among the _corps

diplomatique_ in Washington, it is sufficient to know that it consists

almost wholly of bachelors, who, according to the _étiquette_ of the

place, enjoy the privilege of inviting _ladies_ to their parties.[21]

This is certainly an enviable distinction; and, if anything can

reconcile a man to living in single blessedness, it is, I am sure, an

ambassadorship in the American metropolis. Yet, great as the advantages

of such a situation are to the ministers of England, Russia, and even

France, they prove a source of incessant vexation to the envoys of

minor powers. I was told of several of the ministers who lived in

houses of such frail construction as to make the ladies afraid of

walking into them, much less to attempt a dance; they said that “they

regretted extremely that it was not in their power to give parties, it

being useless to send out invitations when the ladies vowed they would

not come.”

In what light ambassadors are held _by the ladies_ will appear from

the following anecdote:--At a dinner party to which most of the

representatives of the greater powers and some of the smaller ones

were invited, one of them, a jolly old bachelor of the English school,

attempted a song, which so much gratified the ladies, that it was

proposed every gentleman present should, in turn, follow the example.

Russia and some other great powers immediately obeyed the summons; but

when the turn came to the representative of a new court, he indignantly

exclaimed, “_Mon roi ne m’a pas envoyé ici pour chanter._”--“Well,”

answered a lady, “if _you_ will not sing, we shall ask your gallant

king to send us somebody else who _will_.”

Being made acquainted with the _étiquette_ of Washington, I ordered a

carriage, and inquired the directions of the persons on whom I wished

to call.

“Bless your soul, sir!” cried the landlord, “that is not at all

necessary in this city; all you have to do is to tell the name of the

person you wish to call on to the ‘driver,’ and he will carry you there

with the greatest possible speed.”

“That may be with regard to the President’s house and the residences of

foreign ministers; but I have also letters to some of the senators, and

even representatives of Congress.”

“That don’t signify,” rejoined the landlord. “These black fellows not

only know the residences of every senator and distinguished member of

Congress, but also those of the higher public officers, clerks, editors

of newspapers, &c. Once under the care of a black ‘driver,’ it is quite

needless for you to know the direction of a single gentleman in this

city.”

With this piece of information I “embarked,” as the Americans say,

“on board of a Washington hack,”--the usual means of conveyance for

gentlemen; and in a short time found myself _tête-à-tête_ with the

editor of one of the first papers. I found him a plain unassuming

gentleman, though he enjoyed the reputation of being a man of

extraordinary talents. He regretted that he could not be of more

service to me during my short stay in the city; but, notwithstanding,

promised to introduce me personally to some of the most distinguished

senators of his party. “I have nothing to do with the rest,” added

he; “but I dare say you have letters to some of them, and one will

cheerfully introduce you to all the others.” He then unceremoniously

excused himself with pressing business, invited me to dine with him

_sans cérémonie_ on the Sunday following, in company with a select

number of _his party_, and almost bowed me out of the room.

“A singular character!” said I to myself, as I again stepped into my

carriage and ordered the coachman to proceed to Mr. Woodbury, the

secretary of the Treasury. “I have, after all, done wrong to omit the

_De_.”

I was so fortunate as to find Mr. Woodbury at home, and was at once

ushered into the parlour. I found him surrounded by his family,

equally distinguished for beauty and accomplishments. Mr. Woodbury is

a gentleman very nearly, or quite, fifty years of age, of agreeable

address and kind manners; though, probably owing to his being born

and brought up in New England, a little ceremonious. It has been the

fashion in America for the last eight or ten years to decry “the

secretary of the Treasury,” and to impeach even his honesty; as if the

money withdrawn from the United States’ bank had filled his coffers and

those of the President.

Mr. Woodbury is a man of great tact for business, and of the most

indefatigable application; but the style of his official documents is

often laborious and cumbrous, with an occasional attempt at laconism,

which renders the fault still more apparent. But, notwithstanding

this imperfection, his annual reports contain a vast deal of

information, and the most minute statistical details of the progress

of agriculture, manufacture, and commerce, not only of America, but of

every other country. To judge fairly and impartially of the ability

of Mr. Woodbury as a head of department, it is necessary to consider

that every question which has agitated the country ever since the

elevation of General Jackson, has turned on the subject of finance,

and that therefore the secretary of the Treasury was placed in the most

difficult and conspicuous position of any public man in the United

States, the President himself scarcely excepted.

Mr. Woodbury has been represented, not only in America, but also in

England, as a cunning politician and popularity-hunter. This reproach,

as far as I have been able to judge,--and I believe I have had as good

an opportunity of observing Mr. Woodbury, and the course of public

events, as any one who has felt himself called upon to publish his

lucubrations to the world,--is altogether malicious and groundless.

Mr. Woodbury owes his elevation to his firmness of character and his

sincere attachment to republican institutions. So far from courting

public favour, he is but too frequently wanting in those trifling

attentions and nice observances which insure popularity. I ought yet to

observe that Mr. Woodbury has a taste for letters, which he manifests

in the best possible manner, by being kind to those who have more

leisure than he to cultivate them. Mr. Willis,--the same that dined

at the Duke of Gordon’s,--Dr. L***, and a number of minor stars, are

indebted to his kind hospitality; and I myself can testify to his

condescension even to ordinary men.

What I have said on the subject of Mr. Woodbury’s popularity naturally

induces me to say a few words on the peculiar character of American

politicians. The question proposed by a member of that body is

generally this:--“What measure can we carry to defeat our antagonists?”

neither party appearing to have any fixed political tenets further

than refer to the public revenue, which is a home question with every

man and every party. On this account we often see in the United States

the Democratic party assume the very principles they once denounced

in the Federalists; and, on the other hand, the Federalists profess

the doctrines which they most abhorred in the Democrats. The fact is,

very few senators, representatives, and men in office have a clear

understanding of the vast importance of the principles they maintain;

nor do they seem to have a correct notion of republicanism, _as

contrasted with other forms of government_. But then, how many of them

possess an adequate knowledge of history--even of their own country?

They all have, indeed, a certain republican instinct, or what the

Americans call a correct _feeling_, of what is compatible with the

text of their constitution; but not many of them, I believe, take a

philosophical view of their government, such as would enable them to

reduce the whole to a _system_, and to perceive accurately the bearing

of every new question on the principles laid down in the national

charter. Nor would such a metaphysical knowledge of the constitution

materially benefit a partisan leader, who never asks what is right or

wrong in the abstract, but merely “What do _my constituents_ consider

as right or wrong? What is the opinion of the public on this subject?”

When a new question is proposed, he thrusts out his _feelers_, to feel

the public pulse; and, having ascertained that, he makes his speeches

accordingly, in order that the people may see that he is actively

engaged on their side; for on the side that beats he _must_ be, or he

is “a ruined man.”

This sort of moral cowardice, which more or less pervades all classes

of society, and of which the example is set in Congress, is certainly

one of the worst features of American politics; and would almost make

a man doubt the beneficial influence of republican institutions on the

developement of mind and character, if their numerous blessings in

other respects did not prove them capable of insuring the happiness of

a people.

When I thus speak of American politicians, I do not mean to draw

envious comparisons between them and European statesmen. I belong

neither to that class of Europeans that cannot pronounce the name

of America without a grudge, nor to that class of fashionable and

travelled Americans that cannot find anything in their own country

equal to Europe. On the contrary, I maintain that there is quite as

much intelligence, application, and certainly of virtue, in the members

of the cabinet at Washington, as can be found in the ministerial

council of any European prince. And I say this, fully aware of its

producing more sneers among the higher classes in America than in

Europe.

If the conduct of every European minister were inquired into, like

that of a head of department in Washington,--if his private and

public transactions were canvassed with the same unrelenting severity

as in America,--if he had to account for every one of his acts, not

merely to Parliament, or, in course of time, to a limited number

of electors, but to the people at large, speaking annually through

the ballot-boxes,--then, I am afraid, few would be found capable of

sustaining their position for a single year.

An American statesman has the most difficult position of any one in

the world, for he has to solve a great and intricate problem in the

presence of a multitude of spectators, who are never to see that he

is puzzled, and who never have the patience to wait for the end, but

condemn a measure from the first moment its immediate results do not

answer their expectations. For this reason few men in America, even if

they possess the talent, have the _courage_ to propose a radical reform

of abuses, or to work some signal good, unless the execution of it is

sure to be _step by step_ applauded by large majorities. It is this

courting of popularity which is the bane of even the best statesmen

in the United States; but it is in part forced upon them,--it is the

_conditio sine quâ non_ of their usefulness.

From the secretary of the Treasury I drove to the lodgings of Mr. Henry

Clay, the celebrated senator from Kentucky. I found this extraordinary

man, who was then already a little past his prime, the very type of

what passes in Europe, ever since the clever caricatures of Mrs.

Trollope, as “an American character.” Mr. Clay stands upwards of six

feet; has a semi-Indian, half-human half-savage countenance, in which,

however, the intellectual strongly preponderates over the animal. His

manners, at first sight, appear to be extremely vulgar; and yet he is

graceful, and even dignified, in his intercourse with strangers.

He chews tobacco, drinks whisky punch, gambles, puts his legs on the

table or the chimney, and spits, as an American would say, “like a

regular Kentucky hog-driver;” and yet he is all gentleness, politeness,

and cordiality in the society of ladies. Add to this that his organs

of speech are the most melodious; and that, with great imagination

and humour, he combines manly eloquence, and the power of sarcasm in

the most extraordinary degree; and it will easily be conceived why he

should have been able to captivate high and low,--_l’homme du salon_,

and the “squatter” in the Western wilderness.

[Illustration: HENRY CLAY.]

Much as Mr. Clay is esteemed in America, I do not think the people have

as yet done justice to his talents. These, to be sure, are, owing to

his advanced age, on the decline; but even the _remnants_ of a mind

like Clay’s are great, and entitle him to be ranked among the greatest

living statesmen. He was for a long time the advocate of the system

of internal improvements, combated with so much success by General

Jackson. He advocated successively the establishment of national roads

and canals, the continuance of a United States’ bank, the tariff,

and, in short, every measure conducive to centralization. That this

system, while it strengthens the government, and introduces order and

uniformity into the administration of the country, diminishes, at the

same time, the liberties of the individual States, and, in general, ill

agrees with the principles of a pure democracy, such as are laid down

in the American constitution, no one, who is not himself interested in

the question, can reasonably deny; but it would be equally absurd to

suppose every man who is an advocate of a central measure, to be at

once an enemy to republican institutions, and a traitor to his country.

Mr. Clay advocated every measure he proposed, not as a mere partisan,

but as a statesman who clearly saw its first and ultimate bearings on

national politics. His is a mind of vast conceptions, which, if it

had not at one time speculated too much in elections,--I allude to

the trick he played at the election of Mr. John Quincy Adams,--might

have long ago enabled him to fill the station to which his unfortunate

ambition a little too early aspired.

From Mr. Clay I called upon Mr. Thomas H. Benton, the democratic

senator from Missouri. This gentleman is altogether in a false

position; for he is, in my opinion, as much over-rated by his friends

as he is under-rated by his enemies. I was the bearer of a letter to

him by one of his most intimate friends, and a person of high standing

and much influence in the country; and yet the reception I met with

was cold and ceremonious,--his manners forced, and almost ludicrously

dignified. The truth is, Mr. Benton behaves on most occasions like a

man who has not yet found his level in society; being continually on

his guard lest he might not be done justice to, and afraid lest his

unrestrained familiar manners might derogate from the estimation in

which he is held by the public. The first impression that he makes

upon a stranger I should judge to be decidedly unfavourable, though he

greatly improves upon acquaintance, and, as he drops his dignity, shows

his truly estimable points of character. As Mr. Benton’s democracy is

probably proof against the seductions of Europe,--a thing I would not

assert of one American out of ten,--I would recommend to him a trip to

Paris,--not to London,--in order that he might learn to carry himself

with a little more ease. It would vastly improve his manners and

general appearance, and perhaps make him find favour even with _female_

philosophers.[22]

Mr. Benton is perhaps the most unfortunate speaker in the Senate; not,

indeed, as regards the substance of his discourses, most of which are

clever and full of information; but with regard to his disjointed,

broken, sometimes loud, and again sometimes scarcely audible,

delivery. This is undoubtedly the reason why his speeches are so much

under-rated, though they contain more solid matter of statistics and

history than can be found in the perhaps more eloquent efforts of his

colleagues. Mr. Benton is a most uncommonly laborious man, and is

constantly collecting facts, not only in America but also in Europe,

in support of his political doctrines; though his partiality for

France, and his eternal and irksome comparisons between the republic

under the consulate of Bonaparte and the confederation of the United

States, rather injure than establish his theories with a considerable

portion of the American public. Another fault with which Mr. Benton has

been reproached consists in his indelicate allusions to his personal

prowess. Every one knows that Mr. Benton is as brave as Cæsar; but

it is not necessary that he himself should refer to it. An appeal to

arms in a deliberative assembly is always vulgar, if not absolutely

savage; and ought to be avoided in the most studious manner, not only

by every man of religion and principle, but also by every gentleman

of good taste. There is, as yet, too much bullyism in the legislative

assemblies of America; many worthy representatives forgetting that it

is easier to fight for, than to establish by argument, the correctness

of a political principle. On the whole, Mr. Benton is a clever

politician, an industrious collector of statistics, and, with the

exception of his delivery, a most skilful debater in Congress. He has,

during a certain period, been almost the only and valiant defender of

General Jackson’s policy in the Senate; and has, by his perseverance,

honesty, and good faith, become universally popular among the labouring

classes, whose interests he has during his whole life constantly and

successfully advocated.

My next visit was to Mr. Salis Wright, senator from the State of New

York, the avowed democratic champion of that State, and indeed a man of

the most extraordinary talents. He is one of those men whose urbanity

and frankness the Americans indicate by saying, “he has not a bit of

starch in him.” Mr. Wright is a statesman, not a mere politician;

and will, if his talents be properly placed before the public, play

an important part in the history of his country. He and Mr. Calhoun

are almost the only two senators free from the “Congressional” sin

of making everlasting speeches. He is always concise, rigorously

logical, and, what is very rare in an American politician, singularly

free from personal abuse. His mind is of that rigid composition

which does not allow him to depart, for one instant, from the point

under consideration; and hence, instead of indulging himself in

irrelevant rhapsodies, sneers, and side-thrusts at the character of his

antagonists, he confines himself strictly to his argument; a method

which, if it were imitated by every senator, would enable them to

transact the same business in about the one-seventh part of the time

now needed, saving annually a sum of not less than a million of dollars.

Mr. Wright’s delivery is rapid, but distinct; proving that every

thought is digested and arranged, and flowing from a well-stored mind.

In his private life he is not a fashionable, but a plain, unassuming,

modest gentleman; who, notwithstanding his own brevity, possesses that

most extraordinary talent of powerful minds--of listening patiently

to the tedious prosings of others. I saw him, in his own room, listen

to an endless recital of an Indian campaign given by an officer in

the army, without even once heaving a sigh, though the thermometer

ranged at 96°; his room being one of the closest in the whole city of

Washington. At last, having listened to the hero for more than an hour,

he told him patiently that he found his story exceedingly entertaining;

but, having a few words to say to one of his friends waiting in the

parlour, he should be obliged to leave him for a few moments, in order

to afterwards hear the conclusion of so interesting a narrative. I must

yet observe that Mr. Wright is seldom seen at the crack parties in

Washington, and is, therefore, not in the way of being much noticed by

foreign tourists.

My next call was on my old acquaintance, Mr. Buchanan, senator from

Pennsylvania. This is a gentleman of plain common sense, agreeable and

dignified manners, and the most resolved unchangeable disposition. As

a speaker, he does not attempt to soar on the wings of genius; but

his arguments being always founded on experience and practical good

sense, and his unimpeachable honesty being proverbial, he is always

sure of producing effect. Mr. Buchanan never had the character of an

office-seeker, though he has always been one of the most strenuous

defenders of General Jackson’s policy; and is even now rarely seen at

the White-house or the levees of the cabinet ministers. And yet in his

externals he is the most courtier-like senator in Congress; his dress

and manners being always what a master of ceremonies at any European

court could wish them to be in order to usher him into the presence

of his royal master. In addition to this, Mr. Buchanan is a bachelor,

and not yet past the age at which bachelors cease to be interesting;

which accounts sufficiently for his being universally beloved, even

by those who are opposed to him in politics. Indeed, I heard it

positively asserted, more than four years ago, that he was “too much of

a gentleman,” and “had remained too long in the Senate,” to continue

much longer an advocate of democracy. This was evidently among the

_on dits_, which, as far as regards the conclusion, had not the least

foundation in it. Mr. Buchanan is, at this moment, as sound a democrat

as ever; proving the vanity and falsehood of Cowper’s assertion, that

“----the age of virtuous liberty is past,

And we are deep in that of cold pretence;

Patriots are grown too shrewd to be sincere,

And we too wise to trust them.”

On my return to the inn I found a numerous assemblage of gentlemen

waiting on the piazza for the ringing of the dinner-bell; which, at

Gadsby’s owing to the vast extent of the premises, is affixed to a

small steeple on the top of the house, in order that it may warn not

only the gentlemen who may be engaged in politics in their rooms, but

also those who may be lounging anywhere within a quarter of a mile

from the place of feeding. During the time the table was setting, the

dining-room itself was carefully locked, in order “to prevent impatient

people from spoiling the looks of it” before it was quite ready. While

thus in expectation of the things that were to come, I asked the

bar-keeper how many senators and representatives had taken rooms in the

house; as, from the number of gentlemen present, it was quite evident

his inn was full.

“Only two, sir,” replied he.

“And what is the reason you have so few?”

“Because our terms are too high; they can get board cheaper

at a boarding-house. We entertain generally but transient

people,--lobby-members; gentlemen with their families, who come here

to spend the season; now and then a letter-writer, though these are

usually stopping at Brown’s; and perhaps occasionally a spy.”

“And are all these men better able to pay for their board than senators

and representatives of Congress?”

“Whether they be better able to pay, I know not; they seem at least to

be _more willing_ to do so. If they have not got money, they ‘_hire_’

it. Washington is the _‘ruination’ place_ of the United States. Many a

man comes here in tolerable circumstances, and leaves the place as a

beggar, with his money spent, and his business neglected. So much for

politics!”

“That’s no very flattering picture of your town.”

“Why, sir,” said one of the gentlemen near me, “how many persons do you

think are solvent in this city?”

“I will hope a great many.”

“I do not think,” replied he, “there are six persons in town able to

pay their debts, if their estates were to be settled to-morrow. The

corporation itself has more debts than it can conveniently manage.

There is not a city in the Union as badly off as ours.”

“And then what a continual influx of paupers!” interrupted the

bar-keeper; “all coming here to seek office, to see the President, and

to avail themselves of their acquaintance with one or the other member,

to obtain a place for themselves or one of their relations. Would you

believe that people come here from a distance of from six hundred to a

thousand miles, to hunt an appointment of six hundred dollars a year;

and that, in order to enable them to get home again, after they have

spent their last farthing, the President is often obliged to pay their

passage out of his own pocket?”

“I can testify to that,” said one of the gentlemen; “General Jackson

has done so more than once. When they first come here, they expect

nothing less than an appointment of two thousand dollars a year; but

by degrees their expectations become more moderate: they would then be

satisfied with a clerkship; by and by with a still more subordinate

station; and at last they would be glad if any one would pay their

bill, and enable them to get home again. I remember a most remarkable

story, which was current here shortly after the election of General

Jackson, and which is singularly characteristic of the notions of our

people as respects the power of the executive.

“One morning, scarcely a fortnight after the General’s arrival at

the White-house, a shabby-genteel looking man presented himself at

his parlour, and, after the usual salutation and shaking of hands,

expressed his joy at seeing the venerable old gentleman at last hold

the situation of chief magistrate of the country, to which his

bravery, his talents, and his unimpeachable rectitude fully entitled

him. ‘We have had a hard time of it,’ said he, ‘in our little place;

but our exertions were unremitting: I myself went round to stimulate

my neighbours, and at last the victory was ours. We beat them by a

majority of ten votes, and I now behold the result of that glorious

triumph!’ The General thanked him in terms of studied politeness,

assuring him that he would resign his office in an instant if he

did not think his election gave satisfaction to a vast majority of

the people; and at last regretted his admirer’s zeal for the public

weal should have been so severely taxed on his account. ‘Oh, no

matter for that, sir!’ said he; ‘I did it with pleasure,--I did it

for myself and for my country’ (the General bowed); ‘and I now come

to congratulate you on your success’ (the General bowed again). ‘I

thought, sir,’ continued he, ‘that, as you are now President of the

United States, I might perhaps be useful to you in some official

capacity.’ (The General looked somewhat embarrassed.) ‘Pray, sir,

have you already made a choice of your cabinet ministers?’--‘I have,’

was the reply of the General.--‘Well, no matter for that; I shall

be satisfied with an embassy to Europe,’--‘I am sorry to say there

is no vacancy.’--‘Then you will perhaps require a head-clerk in the

department of State?’--‘These are generally appointed by the respective

secretaries.’--‘I am very sorry for that: then I must be satisfied

with some inferior appointment.’--‘I never interfere with these: you

must address yourself to the heads of departments.’--‘But could I not

be postmaster in Washington? Only think, General, how I worked for

you!’--‘I am much obliged to you for the good opinion you entertain of

me, and for your kind offices at the last election; but the postmaster

for the city of Washington is already appointed.’--‘Well, I don’t

particularly care for that; I should be satisfied With being his

clerk.’--‘This is a subject you must mention to the postmaster.’--‘Why,

then, General,’ exclaimed the disappointed candidate for office,

‘haven’t you got an old black coat?’ You may well imagine that the

General gave him one.

“As extravagant as this story appears, I can assure you that there

are at any time in Washington hundreds of persons seeking employment

of some sort or other; nine-tenths of whom return home disappointed,

cursing the ingratitude of those whom they have elevated by their

suffrages, and who are now so monstrously ungrateful as to suffer them

to gain a livelihood by common labour. All these men finish by joining

the opposition, expecting to be treated with more consideration by the

next administration.”

Scarcely had he finished, before the bell, or rather the tocsin,

sounded for dinner. In an instant the whole company, consisting of more

than a hundred persons, were seated at table,--the dinner, including

soups and desserts, being served at once,--and in less than ten minutes

the greater portion of them began already to disperse. I had seen much

fast eating in the United States, especially on board of steam-boats;

but nothing to compare to the rapidity with which meals are despatched

in Washington. What astonished me most was, that most of the gentlemen,

very unlike those of Boston, New York, or Philadelphia, did not leave

table in order immediately to attend to business; but merely to walk or

stand on the piazza, smoke, read the papers, or talk politics.

Washington, as I observed before, is the only city of idlers in the

whole Union; and, for a man that is not a manufacturer or a merchant,

quite an agreeable residence. Despite of its ridiculous extent, and the

miserable and scattered situation of the dwelling-houses, it is a focus

of intellect, and contains more resources for a man of education than

any other Transatlantic city. It is in Washington where the national

mind is formed; where local prejudices vanish under the influence of

more enlarged political views; where, if I may use the expression,

the totality of the American people absorbs the provincialism of the

different sections of the country. It is the only city in the United

States, north of the Potomac, where a man is not bored with the

everlasting talk of business,--where the _markets_ are not considered

the most important topic of conversation.

Literary and professional men, though they are tolerated in other

American cities, and, from vanity and ostentation, occasionally shown

up, or, as a clever writer on diplomacy has it, “used by the ladies as

a pepper-box,” find their level only in Washington. Even statesmen like

Webster, Clay, Calhoun, Wright, &c. are at home only listened to from

complacency, unless they touch upon a subject immediately affecting

the interest of their particular State; but, arrived in Washington,

they find themselves at once drawn into a circle of attraction, which

not only furnishes food for their minds, but, from the nature of its

composition, acts as a stimulus on their energies. Washington, in fine,

is the only place in America where talent is esteemed on account of

itself,--not because it enables the person endowed with it “to get

handsome things.”

To call a man “visionary,” or to consider his talents useless to

society, because he cannot immediately reduce them into “shoes and

stockings for paupers,” marks a low estimate of humanity; and, in spite

of the greatest political progress, a backward state of civilization.

I have heard gentlemen in the Northern States boast of having worked

sixteen hours a day in a manufactory, or in a store, as if they had

actually benefited the world with their manual labour. The thought

never struck them that they might have been more useful to society

by employing poor men to do the same work for them, and reserving

their faculties, if such they had, for some occupation that had some

relish of intellect in it. As long as the rich men in America think it

more creditable to themselves to compete with the wages of the poor

by assuming a part of their labour, than by cultivating the higher

branches of knowledge to increase the floating intellect, American

society may abound in common sense, but it will prove the grave of

talent and genius. All this, fortunately, does not apply to Washington,

in which the mass of property is really so small in proportion to the

intellect that governs it, as to leave a large balance in favour of the

latter.

It cannot be doubted but that the vastness of material interests in

the Northern States crushes the loftier aspirings of the mind, though

it may be favourable to a certain degree of elementary instruction and

general information very well compatible with a total neglect of the

higher branches of knowledge, and the absence of taste. It is certainly

a matter of rejoicing, not only for the Americans, but for every

philanthropist, that there should exist at least one country in the

world emphatically to be termed “the land of beef and pudding, clean

shirts, and whole stockings for all;” but in these things does not yet

consist the ultimate happiness of a people, or its capacity for great

and generous actions.

That the great mass of the American people are further advanced, not

only in politics, but in general civilization, than any nation of

Europe, the English themselves not excepted, no one acquainted with

the state of society in the United States will venture to deny: the

question only is, whether that advanced position contains also the

germ of further progress; and whether the direction civilization is

taking in America is sure of leading to the developement of the higher

faculties. A nation may, like the Germans, be too exclusively engaged

in learned and literary pursuits, and thereby neglect to provide for

those physical comforts which, after all, contribute so much to men’s

happiness; but it is also possible to give to the latter more than

their full share of attention, to the total neglect of every noble and

disinterested pursuit.

The apology one continually hears in the United States, “We are a

young people,”--“you cannot expect us to be as far advanced as other

nations,”--“we have not yet the means,” &c.--are, as regards the

Eastern and Atlantic States, nothing but idle cant. The _West_ may

excuse itself for the want of refinement by the prodigious amount

of labour and personal exertion incidental to the settlement of a

wilderness; but the Northern and Eastern people have no such excuse

for being altogether absorbed in money-making. There is more property

accumulated in Boston, New York, and Philadelphia than in any German

town of the same extent; the intercourse with Europe is constant; the

treasures of science and literature as much unlocked to the Americans

as to any other people; and if, notwithstanding all this, these

departments remain still neglected, it can only be because there is

no real taste for them, and because _other pursuits are more sure of

securing the respect of society_. As long as the salary of a head-clerk

in a respectable counting-room surpasses that of a professor of

mathematics and astronomy in the first and oldest American university,

and as long as the company of the latter is hardly considered good

enough for a wholesale dealer in dry goods or an auctioneer, it is

useless to talk of being “a young people,” “of having no time for

literary pursuits,” &c. The age of the nation has nothing to do with

it; it is _the taste of the higher classes_, who rather imitate the

follies of fashionable European life, than the European student in his

closet or the munificence of his patron.

“What a boor that fellow is!” exclaimed a Boston lawyer, half audibly,

at a fashionable party in that city, pointing to a young man wearing

boots.--“But, sir, they are dress boots,” said I; “I have seen them

worn by English gentlemen.”--“Oh, then I have no objection to them!”

The young man who wore them had just returned from England, and was

showing off his new fashion. Why do the hundreds and thousands of

young Americans that overrun Europe, and put ministers and consuls

in requisition to be presented at the different courts, not visit

the more humble dwellings of men of letters, or the _ateliers_ of

artists, and on their return show off something else than their

heels?--_Answer._ “Because the heels are most likely to be observed;

and a man more easily pardoned for ignorance or stupidity than for

unacquaintance with the usages of Europe.” The Americans in Europe just

float on the surface of society, and it is consequently only the froth

of it which they afterwards transplant to their own country.

Washington, as I have said before, is a city to which people come to

_spend_ money, not to _make_ it. The hum and bustle of business nowhere

obtrude themselves on one’s ears, men’s minds are occupied with more

enlarged views of society; and conversation, instead of being confined

to a narrow circle of common-place observations, spreads over topics

of political and historical interest. In addition to these advantages,

one can already notice in Washington Southern manners and Southern

hospitality. Nothing, indeed, is easier than to be introduced into

the best society; a single letter of introduction answering all the

purpose. Some of the _habitués_ seem to make it their business to

procure invitations to parties for strangers. “What party is there

to-night?” you hear a gentleman ask in the morning.--“It is Mrs. ***’s.

Are you invited?”--“I have not the honour of being introduced.”--“Will

you give me your card?”--“With pleasure;” and in an hour or so your

invitation is left at the bar of your hotel. Many of these parties are

indeed supperless, a circumstance much complained of by the dancers:

but then the general tone is agreeable; the people having far less

pretensions, and being much more natural in their manners, than either

the New-Yorkers or the Philadelphians.

FOOTNOTES:

[20] The mazurka.

[21] My friend speaks of the year 1833.

[22] The reader will remember with what severity Miss Martineau

commented on his talents, though she had only seen him once or twice

_en passant_.

CHAPTER III.

The Library of Congress.--Conversation with several Members of

Congress.--Practice of Public Speakers in Washington.--Mr. Van Buren’s

Method of parrying an Invective.--Discussion of General Jackson’s

Character.--Jackson and Wellington’s similarity of Character.--Mr. Van

Buren’s Character.--Instability of American Institutions.--Insecurity

of Property the Consequence of it.--Want of Enthusiasm in the

Higher Classes.--Their Toad-eating in Europe.--Cooper’s last

Publication.--Vanity of boasting of the Natural Resources of the

Country.--Thin-skinnedness of the Americans when attacked by European

Critics.--Toad-eating to the People.--Necessity of establishing a

Moral Quarantine for all Americans returning from Europe.--Americans

ashamed of their Institutions.--Anecdote of a vulgar rich American and

the Grand Duke of Tuscany.--Democratic Twaddles.--Advantages of a poor

Capital.

* * * * *

“Ambition rends, and gaming gains a loss;

But making money, slowly first, then quicker,

And adding still a little through each cross,

(Which _will_ come over things,) beats love or liquor,

The gamester’s counter, or the statesman’s _dross_.

_O gold! I still prefer thee unto paper,

Which makes bank credit like a bark of vapour._”

BYRON’S _Don Juan_., Canto xii. 4.

Being engaged in the evening, I spent the time from four till five in

the afternoon in visiting the library of Congress at the Capitol. I

was introduced to the librarian by one of the members, and found him

exceedingly obliging. The collection of books, manuscripts, newspapers,

&c. is of course small, the number of works in any one department being

probably insufficient to form a scholar: yet, for the entertainment

of the members, and for such current and useful instruction as may

be desirable for the purpose of reference, it is probably more than

sufficient; and thus it well answers the purpose of its founders.

After taking from one of the windows a fine view of the city, which

looks more like a newly settled colony than the capital of a powerful

country, I took a walk with two senators and a member up and down the

macadamised road, called the Pennsylvania Avenue, which leads from the

Capitol to the President’s house; this being the fashionable promenade,

business street, habitable quarter, and sum total of the whole American

metropolis.

The two senators belonged to the democratic party, it being a rare case

for a Whig ever to associate with a Democrat, and _vice versâ_; the

member of the House belonged to the same class of politicians.

“What sort of speech was it Mr. *** made to-day?” demanded one of the

senators of the member.

“Clever enough, I believe; but nobody listened to it. Mr. *** speaks

too much.”

“And on all occasions, probably?”

“Precisely so.”

“Then I do not wonder no one likes to hear him: it is the worst

possible taste to be always up. A man has to be very careful with

that. The older members do not like the younger ones to speak more on

a question than is absolutely necessary. This privilege is entirely

reserved for the veterans. A young man of talent must be cautious how

he shows off; or they will make a dead set at him, and hunt him down.

The best practice is to speak seldom, and only on great occasions.”

“But you know,” observed the member, “a man must give some signs

of life, or he will not be re-elected. Most of our speeches are

manufactured for home-consumption. We ‘let fly’ at them in the House,

then print it, and then send a couple of thousand copies of it to our

constituents. Uncle Sam, you know, pays the postage.”[23]

“None of us has a right to complain about that,” replied the senator:

“speeches are made on both sides; each party possessing the same right,

and making the same use of the privilege of franking.”

“But then our party does not make near as long speeches as the Tories:

it is only the higher classes of society will read a discourse filling

more than seventeen columns in a newspaper.”

“But how do they get people to listen to them?” demanded I.

“They don’t,” answered the member. “We just let him speak on, and

employ our time in reading the newspapers, writing letters, conversing

with one another, talking to some gentleman in the lobby, or in reading

some interesting book. We always find some useful occupation: it is

only the greenhorns listen to a long speech, with a view to catch an

idea.”

“Reading is sometimes practised with great success,” observed the

senator, “while a personal attack is made upon a gentleman. Mr. Van

Buren,[24] for instance, is in the habit of reading a novel as often as

a Whig or Tory senator gets up to pour out his abuse against him. In

this manner he is not only able to weather the storm without getting

angry, but to show at the same time his contempt for the invective.”

“That is a capital plan. I presume he occasionally looks over the

book?” said the member with a laugh.

“Only when the abuse is very heavy; and then it is done with the most

placid countenance, just to let his antagonist know how little he can

shake him. It serves in the place of a reply, and keeps his party all

the while in countenance.”

“But what must a member or a senator do to obtain a hearing from his

colleagues?” demanded I.

“Why, he must have friends, either political or personal, and he must

know how to keep his audience in good humour; a task which is more

difficult than you imagine.”

The conversation then turned upon General Jackson, and the prospects of

the opposition.

“General Jackson,” said one of the senators, “understands the people of

the United States twenty times better than his antagonists; and, if his

successor have but half the same tact, the Whigs may give up the hope

of governing the country for the next half century.”

“You ought not to say ‘_tact_,’” interrupted the other senator, “for

that alone will not do it; he must have the same manners as our present

President. General Jackson has a peculiar way of addressing himself to

the feelings of every man with whom he comes in contact. His simple,

unostentatious manners carry into every heart the conviction of his

honesty; while the firmness of his character inspires his friends with

the hope of success. His motto always was, ‘_Never sacrifice a friend

to an enemy_;’ or, ‘_Make yourself strong with your friends, and you

need not fear your foes._’ These things, however, must be _born_ with

a man; they must be spontaneous, and felt as such by the people, or

they lose the best part of their effect. All the tact in the world will

not answer the same purpose; for, in exactly the same proportion as

we perceive a man is prudent, we become cautious ourselves,--and then

farewell to popularity!

“When the people give their suffrages to a man, they never do so

on a rigid examination of his political principles; for this task

the labouring classes of any country neither have the time nor the

disposition, and it is wholly needless to attempt to persuade them to

a different course by a long and tedious argument. The large masses

act in politics pretty much as they do in religion. Every doctrine is

with them, more or less, a matter of _faith_; received, principally,

on account of their trust in the apostle. If the latter fail to

captivate their hearts, no reasoning in the world is capable of filling

the vacancy: and the more natural and uncorrupt the people are, the

less are they to be moved by abstract reasoning, whether the form of

government be republican, monarchical, or despotic.”

“Precisely so,” ejaculated the member. “General Jackson is popular,

just because he is General Jackson; so much so, that if a man were to

say a word against him in the Western States, he would be ‘_knocked

into eternal smash_.’”

“And this sort of popularity,” continued the senator, “our Northern

people consider as the mere consequence of the battle of New Orleans.

The battle, and General Jackson’s military character, had undoubtedly

a great deal to do with it; but they were not of themselves sufficient

to elevate him to the Presidency. In a country in which so large a

portion of the people consider the acquiring of a fortune the only

rational object of pursuit,--in which so great and so exclusive an

importance is attached to money, that, with a few solitary exceptions,

it is the only means of arriving at personal distinction,--a character

like Jackson’s, so perfectly disinterested, and so entirely devoted to

what he at least deemed the good of his country, could not but excite

astonishment and admiration among the natural, and therefore more

susceptible, people of the Western States. The appearance of General

Jackson was a phenomenon, and would at the present time have been one

in every country. He called himself ‘the people’s friend,’ and gave

proofs of his sincerity and firmness in _adhering_ to his friends, and

of his power to protect them. The people believed in General Jackson

as much as the Turks in their prophet, and would have followed him

wherever he chose to lead them. With this species of popularity it is

in vain to contend; and it betrays little knowledge of the world, and

the springs of human action, to believe those who possess it men of

ordinary capacity.

“What the French call ‘_le génie du caractère_,’ which is the true

talisman of popular favour, is perhaps the highest talent with

which mortals can be endowed. It is a pure gift of Heaven, and has

accomplished the noblest deeds in history. When Napoleon reproached

Voltaire with not having sufficiently appreciated the character of

Mahomed, whom the French poet introduced in the drama of the same

name as a mere impostor, he felt that none but a great mind could

have conceived and executed what to ordinary men would have appeared

absurd or chimerical; and that he who had the power to instil a lasting

enthusiasm for a new cause into millions, and on that enthusiasm to

establish an empire which has spread over half the world, must have

been more than a mere charlatan, for he must have been possessed of a

thorough knowledge of human character. This is a thing a man cannot

acquire by study, if he do not possess it by intuition; and hence it

can neither be defined nor understood by men not similarly gifted, who,

applying their own scale to what is truly incommensurable, are always

astonished at the success of those whom they were all their lives

accustomed to look upon as second or third rate men.

“Have we not heard it objected to Napoleon, that he could not write an

elegant epistle? Do the French not pity Shakspeare for having been

so little of a scholar, and so inelegant in his expressions? And yet

wherein consisted the particular genius of these men, so entirely

opposite to one another, if it was not, principally, in the perfect

knowledge which truly intuitively they possessed of human character?

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