I.

Mrs. Rittenhouse Smith had achieved righteousness. That is to say, being

a Philadelphian, she was celebrated for giving successful dinners. The

person who achieves celebrity of this sort in Philadelphia is not unlike

the seraph who attains to eminence in the heavenly choir.

It was conceded that Mr. Rittenhouse Smith (he was one of _the_ Smiths,

of course--not the others. His mother was a Biddle) was an important

factor in his wife's success; for, as became a well-brought-up

Philadelphian, he attended personally to the marketing. But had these

Smith dinners been commendable only because the food was good, they

would not have been at all remarkable. In Philadelphia, so far as the

eating is concerned, a bad dinner seems to be an impossibility.

In truth, Mrs. Smith's dinners were famous because they never were

marred by even the slightest suggestion of a _contretemps_; because they

glided along smoothly, and at precisely the proper rate of speed, from

oysters to coffee; and, because--and to accomplish this in Philadelphia

was to accomplish something very little short of a miracle--they never

were stupid.

Therefore it was that Mrs. Rittenhouse Smith stood among the elect, with

a comfortable sense of security in her election; and she smelled with a

satisfied nose the smell of the social incense burned before her

shrine; and she heard with well-pleased ears the social hosannas which

constantly were sung in her praise.

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