CHAPTER XIV.

THE LAND JOURNEY.

Being desirous of seeing as much as possible of the country we preferred

the route which winds along the sea-shore to Poonanee, and then striking

westward ascends the Blue Hills, to the short mountain-cut up the Koondah

Range. Our curiosity, however, more than doubled the length of the

march.[133]

No detailed account of the ten stages[134] will be inflicted upon the

peruser of these pages. The journey as far as Poonanee was a most

uninteresting one: we have literally nothing to record, except the

ever-recurring annoyances of being ferried over backwaters, riding

through hot sand fetlock deep, enduring an amount of glare enough

to blind anything but a Mucwa or a wild beast; and at the end of our

long rides almost invariably missing the halting place. Arrived at

the head-quarter village of Paulghaut, the victims of its deceptive

nomenclature,[135] we instituted a diligent inquiry for any objects of

curiosity the neighbourhood might offer; and having courted deceit we

were deceived accordingly. A “native gentleman” informed us that the

Yemoor Malay Hills, a long range lying about ten miles to the north

of the town, contains a variety of splendid _points de vue_, and a

magnificent cataract, which every traveller is in duty bound to visit.

Moreover, said the Hindoo, all those peaks are sacred to Parwati, the

mountain deity, who visited them in person, and directed a number of

small shrines to be erected there in honour of her goddesship.

So after engaging a mancheel we set out in quest of the sublime and

beautiful. After winding for about three quarters of the total distance

through a parched-up plain, the road reaches the foot of a steep and

rugged hill overgrown with bamboos, and studded with lofty trees, whose

names and natures are—

⸺To ancient song unknown,

The noble sons of potent heat and floods.

As we advanced, the jungle became denser and denser: there were evident

signs of hog and deer in the earths of those animals which strewed the

ground. Tigers and elephants, bisons and leopards, are said to haunt the

remoter depths, and the dry grass smouldering on our path proved the

presence of charcoal burners—beings quite as wild as the other denizens

of the forest.

The difficulty of the ascent being duly overcome we arrived at the

cascade, and stood for a while gazing with astonishment at the prospect

of⸺a diminutive stream of water, trickling gently down the sloping

surface of a dwarf rock. Remembering Terni and Tivoli, we turned our

bearers’ heads homewards, not however forgetting solemnly to enjoin them

never to let a tourist pass by that way without introducing him to the

Prince of all the Cataracts.

We were curious to see the fort of Paulghaut, once the key of Malabar,

the scene of so many bloody conflicts between the power of Mysore and

British India in the olden time.[136] A square building, with straight

curtains, and a round tower at each angle, with the usual intricate

gateway, the uselessly deep fosse, and the perniciously high glacis that

characterize native fortifications—such was the artless form that met

our sight. In the present day it would be untenable for an hour before a

battery of half-a-dozen mortars.

Passing through the magnificent and most unhealthy Wulliyar jungle,[137]

celebrated at all times for teak and sport, and during the monsoon for

fever and ague, and dangerous torrents even more dangerously bridged,

we arrived by a rough and rugged road at Coimbatore, a place which every

cotton student and constant reader of the Indian Mail familiarly knows.

A most unpromising looking locality it is—a straggling line of scattered

houses, long bazaars, and bungalows, separated from each other by wide

and desert “compounds.” The country around presented a most unfavourable

contrast to the fertile region we had just quitted, and the high fierce

wind raising clouds of gravelly dust from the sun-parched plain, reminded

us forcibly of similar horrors experienced in Scinde and Bhawalpore.

A ride of twenty miles along a dry and hard highway, skirted with

numerous and, generally speaking, ruinous villages, led us to Matypolliam

at the foot of the Neilgherry Hills—our destination. And now as we

are likely to be detained here for some time by that old offender the

Bhawany River, who has again chosen to assault and batter down part of

her bridge, we will deliberately digress a little and attempt a short

description of land travelling in the “land of the sun.”

* * * * *

For the conveyance of your person, India supplies you with three several

contrivances. You may, if an invalid, or if you wish to be expeditious,

engage a palanquin, station bearers on the road, and travel either with

or without halts, at the rate of three or four miles an hour: we cannot

promise you much pleasure in the enjoyment of this celebrated Oriental

luxury. Between your head and the glowing sun, there is scarcely half an

inch of plank, covered with a thin mat, which ought to be, but never is,

watered. After a day or two you will hesitate which to hate the most,

your bearers’ monotonous, melancholy, grunting, groaning chaunt, when

fresh, or their jolting, jerking, shambling, staggering gait, when tired.

In a perpetual state of low fever you cannot eat, drink, or sleep; your

mouth burns, your head throbs, your back aches, and your temper borders

upon the ferocious. At night, when sinking into a temporary oblivion of

your ills, the wretches are sure to awaken you for the purpose of begging

a few pice, to swear that they dare not proceed because there is no oil

for the torch, or to let you and your vehicle fall heavily upon the

ground, because the foremost bearer very nearly trod upon a snake. Of

course you scramble as well as you can out of your cage, and administer

discipline to the offenders. And what is the result? They all run away

and leave you to pass the night, not in solitude, for probably a hungry

tiger circumambulates your box, and is only prevented by a somewhat

superstitious awe of its general appearance, from pulling you out of it

with claw and jaw, and all the action of a cat preparing to break her

fast upon some trapped mouse.

All we have said of the palanquin is applicable to its humble

modification. The mancheel in this part of the world consists merely of

a pole, a canvas sheet hung like a hammock beneath it, and above it a

square moveable curtain, which you may draw down on the sunny or windy

side. In this conveyance you will progress somewhat more rapidly than you

did in the heavy wooden chest, but your miseries will be augmented in

undue proportion. As it requires a little practice to balance oneself in

these machines, you will infallibly be precipitated to the ground when

you venture upon your maiden attempt. After that a sense of security,

acquired by dint of many falls, leaves your mind free to exercise its

powers of observation, you will remark how admirably you are situated for

combining the enjoyments of ophthalmic glare, febrile reflected heat,

a wind like a Sirocco, and dews chilling as the hand of the Destroyer.

You feel that your back is bent at the most inconvenient angle, and

that the pillows which should support your head invariably find their

way down between your shoulders, that you have no spare place, as in the

palanquin, for carrying about a variety of small comforts, no, not even

the room to shift your position—in a word, that you are a miserable being.

If in good health, your best plan of all is to mount one of your horses,

and to canter him from stage to stage, that is to say, between twelve

and fifteen miles a day. In the core of the nineteenth century you may

think this style of locomotion resembles a trifle too closely that of

the ninth, but, trust to our experience, you have no better. We will

suppose, then, that you have followed our advice, engaged bandies[138]

for your luggage, and started them off overnight, accompanied by your

herd of domestics on foot. The latter are all armed with sticks, swords,

and knives, for the country is not a safe one, and if it were, your

people are endowed with a considerable development of cautiousness. At

day-break, your horse-keeper brings up your nag saddled, and neighing his

impatience to set out: you mount the beast, and leave the man to follow

with a coolie or two, bearing on their shoulders the little camp-bed, on

which you are wont to pass your nights. There is no danger of missing

the road: you have only to observe the wheel-ruts, which will certainly

lead you to the nearest and largest, perhaps the only town within a day’s

march. As you canter along, you remark with wonder the demeanour of the

peasantry, and the sensation your appearance creates. The women veil

their faces, and dash into the nearest place of refuge, the children

scamper away as if your countenance, like Mokanna’s, were capable of

annihilating a gazer, the very donkeys and bullocks halt, start, and

shy, as you pass them.[139] In some places the men will muster courage

enough to stand and gaze upon you, but they do so with an expression of

countenance, half-startled, half-scowling, which by no means impresses

you with a sense of your individual popularity.

Between nine and ten A.M. you draw in sight of some large village, which

instinct suggests is to be the terminus of that day’s wandering. You

had better inquire where the travellers’ bungalow is. Sign-posts are

unknown in these barbarous regions, and if you trust overmuch to your own

sagacity, your perspiring self and panting steed may wander about for

half an hour before you find the caravanserai.

At length you dismount. A horse-keeper rising grumbling from his morning

slumbers, comes forward to hold your nag, and, whilst you are discussing

a cup of tea in the verandah, parades the animal slowly up and down

before you, as a precautionary measure previous to tethering him in the

open air. Presently the “butler” informs you that your breakfast, a

spatchcock, or a curry with eggs, and a plateful of unleavened wafers,

called aps—bread being unprocurable hereabouts—is awaiting you. You find

a few guavas or plantains, intended to act as butter, and when you demand

the reason, your domestic replies at once, that he searched every house

in the village, but could procure none. You might as well adopt some

line of conduct likely to discourage him from further attempts upon your

credulity, otherwise you will starve before the journey’s end. The fact

is, he was too lazy to take the trouble of even inquiring for that same

butter.

We must call upon you to admire the appearance of the travellers’

bungalows in this part of the country. You will see in them much to

appreciate if you are well acquainted with Bombay India. Here they are

cleanly looking, substantially built, tiled or thatched tenements, with

accommodation sufficient for two families, good furniture, at least as

far as a table, a couch, and a chair, go, outhouses for your servants,

and an excellent verandah for yourself. There you may remember, with a

touch of the true _meminisse juvat_ feeling, certain dirty ill-built

ruinous roadside erections, tenanted by wasps and hornets, with broken

seats, tottering tables, and populous bedsteads, for the use of which,

moreover, you were mulcted at the rate of a rupee a day. The result of

the comparison will be that the “Benighted Land,”[140] in this point at

least, rises prodigiously in your estimation.

A siesta after breakfast, and a book, or any such _passe-temps_, when you

awake, bring you on towards sunset. You may now, if so inclined, start

for an hour’s constitutional, followed by a servant carrying your gun,

and keep your hand in by knocking down a few of the old kites that are

fighting with the Pariah dogs for their scanty meal of offals, or you

may try to bag one or two of the jungle cocks, whose crowing resounds

from the neighbouring brakes.

Dinner! lovely word in English ears, unlovely thing—hereabouts—for

English palate. The beer is sure to be lukewarm, your vegetables

deficient, and your meat tough, in consequence of its having lost

vitality so very lately.

You must take the trouble, if you please, of personally superintending

the departure of your domestics. And this you will find no easy task. The

men who have charge of the carts never return with their cattle at the

hour appointed, and, when at last they do, there is not a box packed,

and probably half your people are wandering about the bazaar. At length,

with much labour, you manage to get things somewhat in order, witness

with heartfelt satisfaction the first movement of the unwieldy train, and

retire to the bungalow for the purpose of getting through the evening,

with the assistance of tea, and any other little “distractions” your

imagination may suggest.

Before retiring to rest you might as well look to the priming and

position of your pistols. Otherwise you may chance to be visited by

certain animals, even more troublesome than sand-flies and white ants.

A little accident of the kind happened to us at Waniacollum, a village

belonging to some Nair Rajah, whose subjects are celebrated for their

thievish propensities. About midnight, the soundness of our slumbers was

disturbed by the uninvited presence of some half-a-dozen black gentry,

who were gliding about the room with the stealthy tread of so many wild

cats _in purissimis naturalibus_, with the exception of an outside

coating of cocoanut oil. One individual had taken up a position close to

our bedside, with so very long a knife so very near our jugular region,

that we judged it inexpedient in the extreme to excite him by any display

of activity; so, closing our eyes, we slept heavily till our visitors

thought proper to depart.

Our only loss was the glass shade of a candlestick, which the thieves,

supposing to be silver, had carried into the verandah, where, we presume,

after discovering that it was only plated, they had thrown it upon the

ground and abandoned it as a useless article. We had, it is true, pistols

in the room, but as the least movement might have produced uncomfortable

results; and, moreover, we felt uncommonly like Juvenal’s poor traveller,

quite reckless of consequences as regarded goods and chattels, we

resolved not to be blood-thirsty. At the same time we confess that such

conduct was by no means heroic. But an officer of our own corps, only

a few weeks before, was severely wounded, and narrowly escaped being

murdered, not fifty miles from the scene of our night’s adventure, and we

had little desire to figure among the list of casualties recorded in the

bimonthly summaries of Indian news.

You would scarcely believe the extent of benefit in a sanitary point of

view, derived from riding about the country in the way we have described.

Every discomfort seems to do one good: an amount of broiling and wetting,

which, in a cantonment, would lead directly to the cemetery, on the

road seems only to add to one’s ever-increasing stock of health. The

greatest annoyance, perhaps, is the way in which the servants and effects

suffer; a long journey almost invariably knocks up the former for an

unconscionable time, and permanently ruins the latter.

* * * * *

We are still at Matypolliam, but our stay will be short, as the bridge

is now nearly repaired. By weighty and influential arguments we must

persuade the Kotwal[141]—a powerful native functionary—to collect a

dozen baggage-bullocks and a score of naked savages, destined to act as

beasts of burden: no moderate inducement will make the proprietors of the

carts drive their jaded cattle up the steep acclivities of the hills. A

ridiculous sight it is—the lading of bullocks untrained to carry weight;

each animal requires at least half-a-dozen men to keep him quiet; he

kicks, he butts, he prances, he shies: he is sure to break from them at

the critical moment, and, by an opportune plunge, to dash your unhappy

boxes on the ground, scattering their contents in all directions. What

a scene of human and bestial viciousness, of plunging and bellowing, of

goading of sides, punching of stomachs, and twisting of tails! We must,

however, patiently sit by and witness it: otherwise the fellows will not

start till late in the afternoon.

You would scarcely believe that the inmates of that little bungalow which

just peeps over the brow of the mountain, are enjoying an Alpine and

almost European climate, whilst we are still in all the discomforts of

the tropics. The distance between us is about three miles, as the crow

flies—eleven along the winding road. We must prepare for the change by

strapping thick coats to our saddle-bows, and see that our servants are

properly clothed in cloths and flannels. Otherwise, we render ourselves

liable to the _peine forte et dure_ of a catarrh of three months’

probable duration, and our domestics will certainly be floored by fever

and ague, cholera or rheumatism.

It is just nine o’clock A.M., rather an unusual time for a start in these

latitudes. But the eddying and roaring of Bhawany’s muddy stream warns

us that there has been rain amongst the hills. The torrents are passable

now; they may not be so a few hours later. So we will mount our nags, and

gallop over the five miles of level country, partially cleared of the

thick jungle which once invested it, to the foot of the Neilgherry hills.

We now enter the ravine which separates the Oolacul from the Coonoor

range. A vast chasm it is, looking as if Nature, by a terrible effort,

had split the giant mountain in twain, and left its two halves standing

separated opposite each other. A rapid and angry little torrent brawls

down the centre of the gap towards the Bhawany river, and the sides are

clothed with thick underwood, dotted with tall wide-spreading trees.

After the dusty flats of Mysore, and even the green undulations of

Malabar, you admire the view with a sensation somewhat resembling that

with which you first gazed upon the “castled crag of Drachenfels,”

when you visited it _en route_ from monotonous France, uninteresting

Holland, or unpicturesque Belgium. Probably, like certain enthusiastic

individuals who have indited high-flown eulogies of Neilgherry beauty,

you will mentally compare the scenery with that of the Alps, Apennines,

or Pyrenees. We cannot, however, go quite so far with you: with a few

exceptions the views generally—and this particularly—want grandeur and a

certain _nescio quid_ to make them really imposing.

Slowly our panting nags toil along the narrow parapetless road up the

steep ascent of the Coonoor Pass. The consequence of the storm is that

our pathway appears plentifully besprinkled with earth, stones, and

trunks of trees, which have slipped from the inner side. In some places

it has been worn by the rain down to the bare rock, and the gutters or

channels of rough stone, built at an average distance of fifty yards

apart to carry off the water, are slippery for horses, and must be

uncommonly troublesome to wheeled conveyances. That cart which on the

plains requires a single team, will not move here without eight pair of

oxen; and yonder carriage demands the united energies of three dozen

coolies, at the very least. As, however, its too-confiding owner has

left it to a careless servant’s charge, it will most probably reach its

destination in a state picturesque, if not useful—its springs and light

gear hanging in graceful festoons about the wheels.

And now, after crossing certain torrents and things intended for

bridges—during which, to confess the truth, we did feel a little

nervous—our nags stand snorting at the side of the stream which forms the

Coonoor Falls. Its bottom is a mass of sheet rock, agreeably diversified

with occasional jagged points and narrow clefts: moreover, the water is

rushing by with uncomfortable rapidity, and there is no visible obstacle

to your being swept down a most unpleasant slope. In fact it is the kind

of place usually described as growing uglier the more you look at it, so

you had better try your luck as soon as possible. Wheel the nag round,

“cram” him at the place, and just when he is meditating a sudden halt,

apply your spurs to his sides and your heavy horsewhip to his flanks,

trusting to Providence for his and your reaching the other side undamaged.

The Burleyar bungalow—a kind of half-way house, or rather an unfinished

shed, built on an eminence to the right of the road,—informs us that we

are now within six miles of our journey’s end. The air becomes sensibly

cooler, and we begin to look down upon the sultry steaming plain below

with a sensation of acute enjoyment.

We might as well spend a day or two at Coonoor. Ootacamund is at least

ten miles off, and it is perfectly useless to hurry on, as our baggage

will certainly not arrive before the week is half over, even if it does

then. Not, however, at the government bungalow—that long rambling thing

perched on the hill above the little bazaar, and renowned for broken

windows, fireless rooms, and dirty comfortless meals, prepared by a

native of “heathen caste.” We will patronize the hotel kept, in true

English style, by Mr. Davidson, where we may enjoy the luxuries of an

excellent dinner, a comfortable sitting-room, and a clean bed.

* * * * *

A survey of the scenery in this part of the Neilgherries takes in an

extensive range of swelling waving hill, looking at a distance as if

a green gulf had suddenly become fixed for ever. On the horizon are

lofty steeps, crowned with remnants of forests, studded with patches of

cultivation, and seamed with paths, tracks, and narrow roads. There is

little or no table-land: the only level road in the vicinity is scarcely

a mile long. At the bottom of the hollow lies the bazaar, and upon the

rising knolls around are the nine or ten houses which compose the first

European settlement you have seen on the Blue Hills.

Coonoor occupies the summit of the Matypolliam Pass, about five thousand

eight hundred and eighty feet above the level of the sea. The climate

is warmer than that of the other stations, and the attractions of an

occasional fine day even during the three odious months of June, July,

and August, fill it with invalids flying from the horrors of Ootacamund.

The situation, however, is not considered a good one: its proximity to

the edge of the hills, renders it liable to mists, fogs, and a suspicion

of the malaria which haunts the jungly forests belting the foot of the

hills. Those who have suffered from the obstinate fevers of the plains do

well to avoid Coonoor.

* * * * *

The day is fine and bright—a _sine quâ non_ in Neilgherry excursions,—if

the least cloud or mist be observed hanging about the mountain tops,

avoid trips!—so we will start off towards that scarcely-distinguishable

object, half peak, half castle, that ends the rocky wall which lay on our

left when we rode up the Pass.

You look at Oolacul[142] Droog, as the fort is called, and wonder what

could have been the use of it. And you are justified in your amazement.

But native powers delight in cooping up soldiery where they may be as

useless as possible; they naturally connect the idea of a strong place

with isolated and almost inaccessible positions, and cannot, for the life

of them conceive, what Europeans mean by building their fortifications

on level ground. Hyder Ali and his crafty son well knew that the unruly

chieftains of the plains would never behave themselves, unless overawed

and overlooked by some military post which might serve equally well

for a watch-tower and a dungeon. We think and act otherwise, so such

erections go to ruin.

Starting, we pursue a road that runs by the travellers’ bungalow,

descends a steep, rough, and tedious hill—where we should prefer a

mule to a horse—crosses two or three detestable watercourses, and then

skirting the western end of the Oolacul chasm shows us a sudden ascent.

Here we dismount for convenience as well as exercise. The path narrows;

it becomes precipitous and slippery, owing to the decomposed vegetation

that covers it, and presently plunges into a mass of noble trees. You

cannot see a vestige of underwood: the leaves are crisp under your feet;

the tall trunks rise singly in all their sylvan glory, and the murmurs of

the wind over the leafy dome above, inform you that

This is the forest primæval—

as opposed to a rank bushy jungle. You enjoy the walk amazingly. The

foot-track is bounded on both sides by dizzy steeps: through the

intervals between the trees you can see the light mist-clouds and white

vapours sailing on the zephyr far beneath your feet. After about an

hour’s hard work, we suddenly come upon the Droog, and clambering over

the ruined parapet of stone—the only part of it that remains—stand up to

catch a glimpse of scenery which even a jaded lionizer would admire.

The rock upon which we tread falls with an almost perpendicular drop of

four thousand feet into the plains. From this eyrie we descry the houses

of Coimbatore, the windings of the Bhawany, and the straight lines of

road stretching like ribbons over the glaring yellow surface of the low

land. A bluish mist clothes the distant hills of Malabar, dimly seen upon

the horizon in front. Behind, on the far side of the mighty chasm, the

white bungalows of Coonoor glitter through the green trees, or disappear

behind the veil of fleecy vapour which floats along the sunny mountain

tops. However hypercritically disposed, you can find no fault with this

view; it has beauty, variety, and sublimity to recommend it.

If an inveterate sight-seer, you will be persuaded by the usual arguments

to visit Castle Hill, an eminence about three miles to the east of

Coonoor, for the purpose of enjoying a very second rate prospect. Perhaps

you will also be curious to inspect a village inhabited by a villanous

specimen of the Toda race, close to Mr. Davidson’s hotel. We shall not

accompany you.

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