CHAPTER VII.

SERODA.

After an unusually protracted term of isolation and friendlessness, we

were agreeably surprised by meeting Lieutenants L⸺ and T⸺, walking in

their shooting-jackets, somewhat slowly and disconsolately, down the

dusty wharf of New Goa.

It is, we may here observe, by no means easy for a stranger—especially

if he be an Englishman—to get into Goanese society: more difficult still

to amuse himself when admitted. His mother tongue and Hindostanee will

not be sufficient for him. French, at least, or, what is more useful,

Portuguese should be well understood, if not fluently spoken. As the

generality of visitors pass merely a few days at Panjim, call at the

palace, have a card on the secretary, rush to the ruins, and then depart,

they expect and receive little attention. There are no messes to invite

them to—no public amusements or places of resort, and private families

do not easily open their doors. Besides, as might be expected, the

Goanese have occasionally suffered severely from individuals terming

themselves “British Officers.” It were well too, had the offenders been

always of the male sex: unfortunately for our national reputation, such

is by no means the case. However, a stranger may be sure that with his

commission, some knowledge of languages, and any letter of introduction,

he will be most hospitably received in society, such as it is.

The unlearned in such matters may be disposed to inquire whether there

are no resident Englishmen at Goa.

Certainly, there are a few; but they are, generally speaking, of that

class who have made Bombay too hot for them. Once in the Portuguese

territory, they may laugh at the bailiff, and fearlessly meet the

indignant creditor. The cheapness of the locality is, to certain

characters, another inducement; so that, on the whole, it is by no means

safe to become acquainted with any compatriot one may chance to meet at

Goa.

* * * * *

Now it so happened that all three of us had been reading and digesting a

rich account of Seroda, which had just appeared in one of the English

periodicals. We remembered glowing descriptions of a village, inhabited

by beautiful Bayaderes, governed by a lady of the same class—Eastern

Amazons, who permitted none of the rougher sex to dwell beneath the

shadow of their roof-trees—high caste maidens, who, having been

compelled to eat beef by the “tyrannical Portuguese in the olden time,”

had forfeited the blessings of Hindooism, without acquiring those of

Christianity,—lovely patriots, whom no filthy lucre could induce to quit

their peaceful homes: with many and many etceteras, equally enchanting to

novelty-hunters and excitement-mongers.

We unanimously resolved to visit, without loss of time, a spot so

deservedly renowned. Having been informed by our old friend John Thomas,

that we should find everything in the best style at Seroda, we hired a

canoe, cursorily put up a few cigars, a change of raiment, and a bottle

of Cognac to keep out the cold; and, a little after sunset, we started

for our Fool’s Paradise.

Our course lay towards the south-east. After about an hour’s rowing along

the coast, we entered a narrow channel, formed by the sea and innumerable

little streams that descend towards the main, winding through a dense

mass of bright green underwood. It was a lovely night, but the thick

dew soon compelled us to retreat under the mats destined to defend our

recumbent forms. The four boatmen that composed the crew must have been

sadly addicted to sleeping on duty, for, although the distance was only

fifteen miles, the sun appeared high in the heavens next morning before

we arrived at the landing-place. A guide was soon procured, and under

his direction we toiled up two miles of a steep and rocky path, through

a succession of cocoa groves, and a few parched-up fields scattered here

and there, till at last we saw, deep in a long narrow hollow, surrounded

by high hills, the bourne of our pilgrimage.

The appearance of Seroda is intensely that of a Hindoo town. Houses,

pagodas, tombs, tanks, with lofty parapets, and huge flights of steps,

peepul trees, and bazaars, are massed together in chaotic confusion. No

such things as streets, lanes, or alleys exist. Your walk is invariably

stopped at the end of every dozen steps by some impediment, as a loose

wall, or a deep drop, passable only to the well practised denizens of

the place. The town is dirty in the extreme, and must be fearfully hot

in summer, as it is screened on all sides from the wind. The houses

are raised one story above the ground, and built solidly of stone and

mortar: as there is no attempt at order or regularity, their substantial

appearance adds much to the strangeness of the _coup d’œil_.

To resume our personal adventures. Descending the slope which leads

through the main gate we wandered about utterly at a loss what to do, or

where to go, till a half-naked sample of the Hindoo male animal politely

offered to provide us with a lodging. Our hearts felt sad at witnessing

this practical proof of the presence of _man_kind, but sleepy, tired, and

hungry withal, we deferred sentimentalizing over shattered delusions and

gay hopes faded, till a more opportune moment, and followed him with all

possible alacrity. A few minutes afterwards we found ourselves under the

roof of one of the most respectable matrons in the town. We explained our

wants to her. The first and most urgent of the same being breakfast. She

stared at our ideas of that meal, but looked not more aghast than we did

when informed that it was too late to find meat, poultry, eggs, bread,

milk, butter, or wine in the market—in fact, that we must be contented

with “kichree”—a villanous compound of boiled rice and split vetches—as

a _pièce de resistance_, and whatever else Providence might please to

send us in the way of “kitchen?”

Rude reality the second!—

We had left all our servants behind at Panjim, and not an iota of our

last night’s supper had escaped the ravenous maws of the boatmen.—

Presently matters began to mend. The old lady recollected that in days

of yore she had possessed a pound of tea, and, after much unlocking and

rummaging of drawers, she produced a remnant of that luxury. Perseverance

accomplished divers other feats, and after about an hour more of half

starvation we sat down to a breakfast composed of five eggs, a roll of

sour bread, plantains, which tasted exactly like edible cotton dipped

in _eau sucrée_, and a “fragrant infusion of the Chinese leaf,” whose

perfume vividly reminded us of the haystacks in our native land. Such

comforts as forks or spoons were unprocurable, the china was a suspicious

looking article, and the knives were apparently intended rather for

taking away animal life than for ministering to its wants. Sharp

appetites, however, removed all our squeamishness, and the board was

soon cleared. The sting of hunger blunted, we lighted our “weeds,” each

mixed a cordial potion in a tea-cup, and called aloud for the nautch, or

dance, to begin.

This was the signal for universal activity. All the fair dames who had

been gazing listlessly or giggling at the proceedings of their strange

guests, now starting up as if animated with new life rushed off to don

their gayest apparel: even the grey-haired matron could not resist the

opportunity of displaying her gala dress, and enormous pearl nose-ring.

The tables were soon carried away, the rebec and kettledrum sat down in

rear of the _figurantes_, and the day began in real earnest. The singing

was tolerable for India, and the voices good. As usual, however, the

highest notes were strained from the chest, and the use of the _voix

de gorge_ was utterly neglected. The verses were in Hindostanee and

Portuguese, so that the performers understood about as much of them as

our young ladies when they perform Italian bravura songs. There was

little to admire either in the persons, the dress or the ornaments of the

dancers: common looking Maharatta women, habited in the usual sheet and

long-armed bodice, decked with wreaths of yellow flowers, the red mark

on the brow, large nose and ear-rings, necklaces, bracelets, bangles,

and chain or ring anklets, studded with strings of coarsely made little

brass bells. Some of them were very fair, having manifestly had the

advantage of one European progenitor: others showed the usual dark yellow

hue; the features were seldom agreeable, round heads, flat foreheads,

immense eyes, increased by the streaks of black dye along the thickness

of the eyelid, projecting noses, large lips, vanishing chins, and a huge

development of “jowl,” do not make up a very captivating physiognomy. A

few, but very few, of quite the youngest _figurantes_, were tolerably

pretty. They performed in sets for about four hours, concluding with the

_pugree_, or turban dance, a peculiar performance, in which one lady

takes the part of a man.

Our matron informed us that Seroda contains about twenty establishments,

and a total number of fifty or sixty dancing-girls. According to

her account all the stars were at the time of our visit engaged at

Panjim, or the towns round about: personal experience enabled us to

pronounce that the best were in her house, and, moreover, that there

is scarcely a second-rate station in the Bombay Presidency that does

not contain prettier women and as good singers. The girls are bought in

childhood—their price varies from 3_l._ to 20_l._ according to the market

value of the animal. The offspring of a Bayadere belongs of right to

her owner. When mere children they are initiated in the mysteries of

_nautching_,—one young lady who performed before us could scarcely have

been five years old. Early habit engenders much enthusiasm for the art.

The proportion of those bought in distant lands to those born at Seroda

is said to be about one to five. Of late years the nefarious traffic has

diminished, but unhappily many are interested in keeping it up as much as

possible.

Several of these _nautch_ women can read and write. Our matron was

powerful at reciting Sanscrit shlokas (stanzas), and as regards Pracrit,

the popular dialect, she had studied all the best known works, as the

“Panja Tantra,” together with the legends of Vikram, Rajah Bhoj, and

other celebrated characters. Their spoken language is the corrupt form of

Maharatta, called the Concanee,[46] in general use throughout the Goanese

territory; the educated mix up many Sanscrit vocables with it, and some

few can talk a little Portuguese. Their speaking voices are loud, hoarse,

and grating: each sentence, moreover, ends in a sing-song drawl, which

is uncommonly disagreeable to a stranger’s ear. These ladies all smoke,

chew betel-nut, drink wine and spirits, and eat fowls and onions, an

unequivocal sign of low caste. They do not refuse to quit Seroda, as is

generally supposed, but, of course, prefer their homes to other places.

Living being extremely cheap most of the money made by _nautching_ is

converted into pearl and gold ornaments; and these are handed down

from generation to generation. Some of the coins strung together into

necklaces are really curious. An old English five-guinea-piece may be

found by the side of a Portuguese St. Thomas, a French _Louis d’or_, and

a Roman medal of the Lower Empire. We should be puzzled to account for

how they came there, did we not know that India has from the earliest

ages been the great sink for Western gold. Many of the matrons have

collected a considerable stock of linen, pictures, and furniture for

their houses, besides dresses and ornaments. Our countrymen have been

liberal enough to them of late, and numerous, too, as the initials upon

the doors and shutters prove. Each establishment is violently jealous of

its neighbour, and all appear to be more remarkable for rapacity than

honesty. In spite of the general belief, we venture to assert that a

chain, a ring, or a watch, would find Seroda very dangerous quarters. As

a stranger soon learns, everything is done to fleece him; whether he have

five or five hundred rupees in his pocket, he may be sure to leave the

place without a farthing. This seems to be a time-honoured custom among

the Bayaderes cherished by them from immemorial antiquity.

* * * * *

When the rising shades of evening allowed us to escape from the house of

dancing, we sallied forth to view the abode in which Major G⸺ passed his

last years. The matron soon found a boy who preceded us to the place,

threading his way through a multitude of confused dwellings, climbing

over heaps of loose stones, walking along the walls of tanks, and groping

through the obscurity of the cocoa groves. At the end of this unusual

kind of walk, we found ourselves at the house, asked, and obtained leave

to enter it. There was nothing to attract attention in the building,

except a few old books; the peculiar character of its owner will,

perhaps, plead our excuse to the reader, if we dwell a little upon the

circumstances which led him to make Seroda his home.

Major G⸺ was an officer who had served with distinction for many years

in a Native Regiment. He was a regular old Indian, one of the remnants of

a race which, like its brethren in the far west, is rapidly disappearing

before the eastward progress of civilisation in the shape of rails,

steamers, and overland communication. By perpetual intercourse with the

natives around him he had learned to speak and write their language

as well as, if not better than, his own. He preferred their society

to that of his fellow-countrymen: adopted the Hindoo dress; studied

their sciences, bowed to their prejudices, and became such a proficient

in the ritual of their faith as to be considered by them almost a

fellow-religionist. Having left England at an early age, with a store of

anything but grateful reminiscences, he had determined to make India his

country and his home, and the idea once conceived, soon grew familiar

to his mind. Knowing that there is no power like knowledge amongst a

semi-civilised people, and possibly inclined thereto by credulity, he

dived deep into the “dangerous art,” as the few books preserved at Seroda

prove. Ibn Sirin,[47] and Lily, the Mantras,[48] and Casaubon, works

on Geomancy, Astrology, Ihzar or the Summoning of Devils, Osteomancy,

Palmistry, Oneiromancy, and Divination. The relics of his library still

stand side by side there, to be eaten by the worms.

Late in life Major G⸺ fell in love with a Seroda Nautch girl living under

his protection; not an usual thing in those days: he also set his mind

upon marrying her, decidedly a peculiar step. His determination gave rise

to a series of difficulties. No respectable Hindoo will, it is true, wed

a female of this class, yet, as usual amongst Indians, the caste has at

least as much pride and prejudice as many far superior to it. So Sita

would not accept a _mlenchha_ (infidel) husband, though she was perfectly

aware that she had no right to expect a _dwija_, or twice born one.

But Major G⸺’s perseverance surmounted every obstacle. Several times the

lady ran away, he followed and brought her back by main force at the

imminent risk of his commission. At last, finding all opposition in vain,

possibly thinking to prescribe too hard a trial, or, perhaps, in the

relenting mood, she swore the most solemn oath that she would never marry

him unless he would retire from the service to live and die with her in

her native town.

Major G⸺ at once sold out of his regiment, disappeared from the eyes

of his countrymen, bought a house at Seroda, married his enchantress,

and settled there for the remainder of his years. Many of the elder

inhabitants recollect him; they are fond of describing to you how

regularly every morning he would repair to the tank, perform his

ablutions, and offer up water to the manes of his _pitris_, or ancestors,

how religiously he attended all the festivals, and how liberal he was in

fees and presents to the Brahmans of the different pagodas.

We were shown his tomb, or rather the small pile of masonry which marks

the spot where his body was reduced to ashes—a favour granted to him

by the Hindoos on account of his pious munificence. It is always a

melancholy spectacle, the last resting-place of a fellow-countryman

in some remote nook of a foreign land, far from the dust of his

forefathers—in a grave prepared by strangers, around which no mourners

ever stood, and over which no friendly hand raised a tribute to the

memory of the lamented dead. The wanderer’s heart yearns at the sight.

How soon may not such fate be his own?

The moonlight was falling clear and snowy upon the tranquil landscape,

and except the distant roar of a tiger, no noise disturbed the stillness

that reigned over the scene around, as we slowly retraced our steps

towards Seroda. Passing a little building, whose low domed roof, many

rows of diminutive columns, and grotesque architectural ornaments of

monkeys and elephants’ heads, informed us was a pagoda, whilst a number

of Hindoos lounging in and out, showed that some ceremony was going

on, we determined to attempt an entrance, and passed the threshold

unopposed. Retiring into a remote corner we sat down upon one of the

mats, and learned from a neighbour that the people were assembled to

hear a Rutnageree Brahman celebrated for eloquence, and very learned

in the Vedas. The preacher, if we may so call him, was lecturing his

congregation upon the relative duties of parents and children; his

discourse was delivered in a kind of chaunt, monotonous, but not rude

or unpleasing, and his gesticulation reminded us of many an Italian

Predicatore. He stood upon a strip of cloth at the beginning of each

period, advancing gradually as it proceeded, till reaching the end of

his sentence and his carpet, he stopped, turned round, and walked back

to his standing place, pausing awhile to take breath and to allow the

words of wisdom to sink deep into his hearers’ hearts. The discourse was

an excellent one, and we were astonished to perceive that an hour had

slipped away almost unobserved. However, the heat of the place, crowded

as it was with all ages and sexes—for the ladies of Seroda, like the

frail sisterhood generally in Asia, are very attentive to their _dharma_,

or religious duties—the cloud of incense which hung like a thick veil

under the low roof, and the overpowering perfume of the huge bouquets and

garlands of jessamine with which the assembly was profusely decorated,

compelled us to forfeit the benefit we might have derived from the

peroration of the learned Brahman’s discourse.

Our night was by no means a pleasant one; the Seroda vermin, like the

biped population, were too anxious to make the most of the stranger.

Early the next morning we arose to make our exit; but, alas! it was not

destined to be a triumphant one. The matron and her damsels, knowing us

to be English, expected us to be made of money, and had calculated upon

easing our breeches pockets of more gold than we intended to give silver.

Fearful was the din of chattering, objurgating, and imprecating, when the

sum decided upon was gracefully tendered to our entertainers, the rebec

and the kettle-drum seemed inclined to be mutinous, but _they_ were more

easily silenced than the ladies. At length, by adding the gift of a pair

of slippers adorned with foil spangles, to which it appeared the company

had taken a prodigious fancy, we were allowed to depart in comparative

peace.

Bidding adieu to Seroda, we toiled up the hill, and walked dejectedly

towards the landing-place, where we supposed our boat was awaiting us.

But when we arrived there, the canoe, of course, was not to be found. It

was breakfast time already, and we expected to be starved before getting

over the fifteen miles between us and Panjim. One chance remained to

us; we separated, and so diligently scoured the country round that in

less than half an hour we had collected a fair quantity of provender;

one returning with a broiled spatchcock and a loaf of bread; another

with a pot full of milk and a cocoa-nut or two, whilst a third had

succeeded in “bagging” divers crusts of stale bread, a bunch of onions,

and a water-melon. The hospitable portico of some Banyan’s country-house

afforded us a breakfast-room; presently the boat appeared, and the crew

warned us that it was time to come on board. It is strange that these

people must tell lies, even when truth would be in their favour. This we

found to our cost, for wind and tide proved both against us.

Six hours’ steaming and broiling under a sun which penetrated the matting

of our slow conveyance, as if it had been water within a few degrees

of boiling heat, brought us on towards evening. Seeing some difficulty

in rowing against every disadvantage, we proposed to our rascally

boatmen—native Christians, as usual—to land us at the most convenient

place. Coming to a bluff cape, the wretches swore by all that was holy,

that we were within a mile’s walk of our destination. In an evil hour,

we believed the worse than pagans, and found that by so doing we had

condemned ourselves to a toilsome trudge over hill and dale, at least

five times longer than they had asserted it to be. Our patience being now

thoroughly exhausted, we relieved our minds a little by administering

periodical chastisements to the fellow whom our bad luck had sent to

deceive and conduct us, till, at length, hungry, thirsty, tired, and

sleepy, we found ourselves once more in the streets of Panjim.

Reader, we have been minute, perhaps unnecessarily so, in describing

our visit to Seroda. If you be one of those who take no interest in a

traveller’s “feeds,” his sufferings from vermin, or his “rows about the

bill,” you will have found the preceding pages uninteresting enough. Our

object is, however, to give you a plain programme of what entertainment

you may expect from the famed town of the Bayaderes, and, should your

footsteps be ever likely to wander in that direction, to prepare you for

the disappointment you will infallibly incur.

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