IV--MANCHESTER

Over thirty years ago I first used to go to Manchester on Tuesdays,

in charge of people who could remember Waterloo, and I was taken into a

vast and intricate palace, where we bought quantities of things without

paying for them--a method of acquisition strictly forbidden in our shop.

This palace was called “Rylands.” I knew not what “Rylands” was, but

from the accents of awe in which the name was uttered I gathered that

its importance in the universe was supreme. My sole impression of

Manchester was an impression of extreme noise.

Without shouting you could not make yourself heard in the streets. Ten

years later, London-road Station had somehow become for me the gate of

Paradise, and I was wont to escape into Manchester as a prisoner escapes

into the open country.

After twenty years’ absence in London and Paris I began to revisit

Manchester. My earliest impression will be my last. Still the same

prodigious racket; the same gigantic altercation between irresistible

iron and immovable paving stones! With the addition of the growling

thunder of cars that seem to be continually bumping each other as

if they were college eights! Lunch in a fashionable grill-room at

Manchester constitutes an auditory experience that could not be matched

outside New York. In the great saloon there is no carpet on the polished

planks of the floor, and the walls consist of highly resonant tiles,

for Manchester would not willingly smother the slightest murmur of

its immense reverberations. The tables are set close together, so that

everybody can hear everybody; the waiters (exactly the same waiters

that one meets at Monte Carlo or in the Champs Elysées) understand all

languages save English, so that the Britisher must shout at them. Doors

are for ever swinging, and people rush to and fro without surcease. It

is Babel. In the background, a vague somewhere, an orchestra is beating;

one catches the bass notes marking the measure, and occasionally a high

squeak in the upper register. And superimposed on this, the lusty voice

of a man of herculean physique passionately chanting that “a-hunting we

will go.”

*****

One looks through the window and, astonished, observes one of those

electric cars flying hugely past without a sound. The thunder within has

challenged and annihilated the heaviest thunder without. The experience

is unique. One rushes forth in search of silence. Where can silence

dwell in Manchester? The end of every street is a mystery of white fog,

a possible home of silence. But no! Be sure that if one plucks out the

heart of the mystery one will find a lorry preceded by at least eight

iron hoofs. The Art Gallery! One passes in. Clack! Clack! Clack! It is

the turnstile. And all afternoon the advent of each student of the

fine arts, of each cultivated dilettante, is announced by Clack! Clack!

Clack! Two young men come in. Clack! Clack! Clack! Turner’s “Decline

of Carthage” naturally arrests them. “By Jove!” says one, “that was

something to tackle!” Clack! Clack! Clack! Out again, in search of

silence. But over nearly every portal curves the legend: “Music all

day.” And outside the music-halls hired bawlers are bawling to the

people to come in. At last, near the Infirmary, one sees a stationary

cab, and across the window of this cab is printed, in letters of gold,

the extraordinary, the magic, the wonderful, the amazing word:

“Noiseless.”

Ah! The traditional, sublime humour of cabmen!

But if my impression has remained, and even waxed, that Manchester

would be an ideal metropolis for a nation of deaf mutes, my other early

impression, of its artistic and intellectual primacy, is sharply renewed

and intensified. Of late, not only by contact with Manchester men,

but by the subtle physiognomy of Manchester streets and the revealing

gestures of the common intelligent person, I have been more than

ever convinced that there is no place which can match its union of

intellectual vigour, artistic perceptiveness, and political sagacity.

*****

Long and close intercourse with capitals has not in the slightest degree

modified my youthful conception of Manchester, my admiration for its

institutions, and my deep respect for its opinion. London may patronise

Manchester as it chooses, but you can catch in London’s tone a secret

awe, an inward conviction of essential inferiority. I have noticed this

again and again. I know well that my view is shared by the fine

flower of Fleet-street, and no dread of disagreeable insinuations or

accusations shall prevent me from expressing my sentiments with my

customary directness. There is no department of artistic, intellectual,

social, or political activity in which Manchester has not corporately

surpassed London. And there have been very few occasions on which, when

they have differed in opinion, Manchester has been as wrong as London.

It is, of course, notorious that London is still agitated by more than

one controversy which was definitely settled by Manchester twenty

years ago in the way in which London will settle it twenty years hence.

Manchester is too proud to proclaim its fundamental supremacy in the

island (though unalterably convinced of it), and no other city would

be such a fool as to proclaim it; hence it is not proclaimed. But it

exists, and the general knowledge of it exists.

The explanation of Manchester is twofold. First, its geographical

situation, midway between the corrupting languor of the south and

the too bleak hardness of the north. And, second, that it enjoys the

advantages of a population as vast as that of London, without the

disadvantages of either an exaggerated centralisation or of a capital.

London suffers from elephantiasis, a rush of blue blood to the head,

vertigo, imperfect circulation, and other maladies. Bureaucratic and

caste influences must always vitiate the existence of a capital, and I

do not suppose that any great capital in Europe is the real source of

its country’s life and energy. Not Rome, but Milan! Not Madrid, but

Barcelona! Not St. Petersburg, but Moscow! Not Berlin, but Hamburg

and Munich! Not Paris, but the rest of France! Not London, but the

Manchester area!

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