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PHILOSOPHIC Sages have generally been careless of their personal
appearance. Soap and water has not been their strong point. The exception
is DIOGENES, who was seldom out of his tub.
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APPROPRIATE DAY FOR A MUSICAL SERVICE IN CHURCH.--"_Sunday within the
Octave._"
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[Illustration: AN UNPARALLELED HARDSHIP.
_Clerk_ (_to Emigrant_). "YES, THAT'S ALL RIGHT FOR THE PASSAGE-MONEY; AND
NOW ABOUT YOUR TRUNK?"
_Emigrant._ "AND HWHAT WOULD OI BE DOOIN' WID A TRUNK, SORR?"
_Clerk._ "OH, TO PUT YOUR CLOTHES IN."
_Emigrant._ "HWHAT! AND ME GO NAKUD?"]
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