VROUW VAN VUUREN'S FRENCHMAN.

It was not until the second time I stayed with him that old Cornelis Van

Vuuren began to open his heart, and to pour fitfully into my ears, from

the rich storehouse of his memory, many a strange tale of veldt life. I

had been fortunate enough to render some little service to a son of the

Van Vuurens, far up in the hunting veldt; and these kindly, if somewhat

uncouth, South African Dutch folk do not lightly forget such matters.

When I passed through the Orange Free State on my way to Natal, in the

year 1880, I stayed for a night at the Van Vuurens' farm. The good

people received me with the greatest hospitality, and Cornelis pressed

me to stay longer. I was unable to do so at that time; but later, on my

way up-country, I outspanned at Nooitgedacht, and stayed several nights.

That name, Nooitgedacht (never give in), bestowed years ago upon the

farm, well indicates the strong and stubborn character of old Cornelis

Van Vuuren, its owner. There were some springboks and blesboks running

on the place--remnants of those mighty herds of game which formerly

blackened the Free State plains.

During the daytime I shot a few head of buck--I wanted some blesbok

heads as specimens--and at evening, after supper, as we sat out beneath

the warm starlight, Cornelis would open up, and yarn to me in a way

that, until you know him well, the Boer seldom manifests to the

_rooinek_ [Literally, Red-neck--a Boer name for Englishmen].

What experiences the old man had had! In his youth he had been a great

hunter, and had followed the elephants far into the interior before

Gordon Cumming's time. In those days ivory was plentiful throughout the

north of the Transvaal. Many and many a rich load of tusks had Cornelis

brought down-country. One of the first to penetrate into the Sabi River

country and Gazaland, he had reaped a rich reward. So well had he done,

that by 1863 he had practically retired from the hunting veldt, having

amassed enough money and cattle to settle down on one of the best farms

in the Free State. Here, at the time I knew him, he was living in a

roomy, comfortable farmhouse--one of the best Dutch homesteads I have

entered. Groves of fruit trees flourished round about; the well-tilled

"lands" grew enough grain for a pastoral farmer's needs; upon the 10,000

acre run large herds of cattle, sheep, goats, and horses flourished.

Most of the children had grown up, and been duly married off long since.

Only Franz Van Vuuren, the youngest son, whom I had met up-country, now

lived with his parents.

By the second evening, as we sat at supper, old Cornelis and I had

become fast friends. The old man knew from his son that I had shot

pretty successfully in Mashonaland; and, in the old Dutch fashion, his

simple soul went out at once to a hunter--especially to one who had done

Franz a kindly turn. It was a warm evening in November. Vrouw Van

Vuuren--a broad-faced, white-haired, portly old dame, still keen-eyed,

brisk and sharp with her native servants--sat at the head of the table,

endued with a clean print gown and her best black silk apron in honour

of my coming. In front of her stood the great coffee urn. Her

capacious feet, enveloped in soft _velschoens_, rested, spite of the

warmth of the African evening, upon one of those curious chafing

stools--a footstool filled with hot embers--so common in Boer houses.

Franz sat at one side of the table, I at the other. Old Cornelis was at

the top. I see him now in memory as he stood reverently pouring forth

one of those long Dutch prayers, without which no good Boer will begin

his meal. He was a magnificent old fellow, far better looking than the

average run of Free State or Transvaal Boers. Cornelis Van Vuuren stood

a good six feet in his _velschoens_, and, although now seventy years of

age, was still erect and strong as an ancient oak. His thick masses of

white hair--not too well trimmed--and his snowy beard well set off his

strong, massive features. And the old man's bright blue eye--merry,

alert, and penetrating--showed that the fire of life still burned strong

within that great old frame. Well might he be called by his fellows,

"Sterk Cornelis" (strong Cornelis). I had often heard of the old man's

reputation far up in the interior--of his clear courage and unflagging

resource; for Cornelis had been in many a tight place, whether in

hunting or in native wars. Few men, even among the great English

hunters, had been more reliable at need, whether facing an infuriated

bull elephant, or standing up to a wounded and snarling lion--two of the

most dangerous foes, I take it, that a man may expect to confront in

Africa.

As we sat at the evening meal, the pretty Cape swallows, in their

handsome livery of blue-black and rufous, flitted in and out of the

chamber, through door or open window, hawking incessantly at the plague

of flies, or sitting sometimes upon the top of the open door, cheeping

their brief, cheerful song. As in many Boer houses, the Van Vuurens had

fitted up, for cleanliness' sake, directly under the swallows' nests,

which were fastened between the central roof timber and the reed thatch,

immediately over the table, a broad, square, flat piece of wood. Thus

the swallows never trouble the farmer; and, in return for a kindly

toleration, the pretty, tame creatures do their best to rid the

homesteads of those plagues of flies which are found at most cattle

kraals near a Dutchman's house. Sometimes I have seen the little,

confiding creatures, as old Cornelis sat outside upon the _stoep_, with

legs comfortably outstretched, stoop for an instant upon his shoe, and,

like lightning, pick off some fly that had rested there.

I had long spoken Boer Dutch, and our conversation therefore flowed

smoothly and merrily enough. Old Cornelis was in high spirits, and, in

response to my queries, told several anecdotes of his early life in the

far wilderness. He had been one of the "Voor-Trekkers," quitting the

Cape Colony in 1836, and passing beyond the Orange River to found a new

home, and to seek fresh hunting-grounds beyond the reach of a British

government. His young wife had fared forth with him, and for twenty

years and more had shared his life of pioneer and hunter, with all its

dangers, its roughs and tumbles, its wild pleasures, and its fierce

occasional excitements. In the distant interior, in the big wagon, or

in some temporary hartebeest house of reeds and clay, had the family of

this sturdy pair been reared around them.

Presently, as he filled his great pipe, and pushed his coffee cup away,

some amusing reminiscence flitted across the old Boer's brain. A broad

smile overspread his face, as he said to me, nodding mischievously at

his wife, "_Kerel_ (my boy), you have never by chance heard the story of

the vrouw there and her Frenchman? It used to be pretty well-known in

the veldt years ago."

"No," I answered, "I never heard the tale. What is it?"

"Almighty!" he returned. "It's a good story, though an old one. I

never think of it without laughing, though it happened forty years ago!

I must tell it to him, vrouw; what say you?"

And then, as the merry recollection rose firmer before the old man's

mind, his broad palm smote his great thigh with a smack that resounded

through the room, and he burst into a fit of laughing--so hearty and so

long, that the tears started into his blue eyes.

But Vrouw Van Vuuren looked meanwhile straight in front of her, with a

rather grim look upon her strong old face.

"Cornelis Van Vuuren," she said, after a little pause, looking now very

hard at her husband, "that is an old and a foolish story that has been

told far too many times already. I will not have it told in my house.

If you wish to repeat tales that are better dead and buried, you must go

outside."

Cornelis looked at his wife. One glance, and a long experience--nearly

fifty years of married life--told him plainly enough that the vrouw was

in earnest.

"That is all right, Anna, my dear," he said simply. "I won't tease you

with an old joke. Come, my friend [to me], we will smoke our pipes

outside."

We sat ourselves down upon the broad _stoep_ (veranda) which ran round

the house, and smoked our pipes. Franz had gone to the sheep-kraals to

see that all was well for the night. The sun had just set, and the

western heavens and horizon were still aflame with colour. A strange,

mellow, refracted light filled the upper air, and threw the flat grass

plains, stretching everywhere around, into strong relief. Far out upon

these grassy flats, some half a mile away, grazed a troop of springbok,

their shining white and cinnamon coats flecking the plain brilliantly.

The mingled bleat of sheep and goats and the low of neat cattle came not

unpleasantly from the kraals behind the dwelling. I saw that the old

man's eye was resting upon the springboks, now grazing so peacefully

upon the plain. Presently he took his pipe from his mouth, shook his

head regretfully, and said, "'Tis a pity the _wilde_ (game) are going so

fast. I never could have believed it. When I first trekked through

this country, in 1837, the land was darkened with wild animals.

Almighty! they ran in millions. Quagga, Bonte quagga, black wildebeest,

elands, hartebeest, ostrich, springboks, blesboks. Ach! _Kerel_! (my

boy) I tell you I have passed across these plains through a herd of

_trek-bokken_ (migrating springboks) three or four miles broad, and

extending as far as a man's eye could reach. All day we passed through

that _trek-bokken_. I shall never forget it, never. We shot scores of

buck, till we were tired; but we were chiefly anxious to get past the

springboks, which had eaten off every blade of grass for miles upon

miles, so that our oxen and horses looked like being starved. And now,

almost all gone, all gone!"

"But," I said, "although you Afrikanders have pretty well cleaned out

the Free State and Transvaal, there is still a good deal of game beyond.

Along the Sabi River, for instance!"

"Yes, yes," said the old fellow, "that's right enough; but even there

the heavy game's going. Why, how many elephants does a man now get in a

season's hunt? Eight or ten, perhaps,--if he is a good man,--and thinks

himself lucky. Why, _Kerel_, when I first hunted along the Crocodile, I

shot sixty elephants to my own _roer_ (gun) in five months. That was

something like a game country,--elephants and rhinoceros as common as

goats in a kraal."

"Was that the season you met the Frenchman?" I inquired, with a smile.

"No, no," briskly responded Cornelis, with a sly look towards the room

where the vrouw still sat. "Not that season, nor the next. But you

would like to hear the yarn, and it always make me laugh to tell it.

Laughter is good. I was always a merry one, and that, thank the Heer

God, is the reason I have got so well through my troubles. Your

sour-faced fellow is no good for the long trek through life.

"Well, well! It was a funny business that of the good vrouw there and

the little Frenchman. It happened in this way. In the third year after

we had got into the Transvaal, about two years after we had driven

Moselikatse and his _verdomde_ (infernal) Matabele rascals beyond the

Crocodile, I was shooting elephants up in the north. The vrouw was with

me, and the children,--we had three young children then,--and we had

made a big _scherm_ (camp) some way south of the Crocodile, a few miles

out of reach of the `fly,' [Tse-tse fly] which, I can tell you, was in

those days a terrible pest.

"The first time I met Pierre Cellois--`Klein Pierre' we used to call

him--I was about a day east of our camp, shooting water-buck for

_velschoens_. We had worn out our foot-gear, and wanted fresh supplies

of skin. Never shall I forget the little Frenchman's appearance. He

was tricked out in a big slouch hat smothered with great white ostrich

feathers--enough to frighten half the game of the country away. Then he

had a bright blue jacket with gilt buttons, a pink flannel shirt, a red

silk sash round his waist--something like what your officers wore across

their shoulders at Boom Plaats, when we fought Sir Harry Smith--white

breeches, and long, shiny, black English hunting-boots. In his sash he

had stuck a long knife and a pair of pistols. At his side he wore a

wonderful powder-horn, decked with silver, and over his back a brown

leather bag, smothered with steel mountings, the flash of which you

might see a mile off. He carried a good English rifle. His Hottentot

boy, besides a fowling-piece, carried a green net and a lot of boxes.

The little Frenchman collected butterflies and bird-skins, and he never

went abroad without his full paraphernalia. I have seen some funny

sights in the veldt, but never have I seen such a figure of a sportsman

as Pierre Cellois.

"Well, the little Frenchman, it seems, had come up to the Transvaal to

shoot game and to collect specimens for a museum. He had read a book by

your English army officer, Captain Harris, who was up in the country

just before we turned out Moselikatse and his Matabele. Though he was

an Englishman, Harris was a right good sportsman. I saw him in our

laager in 1837, and his wagons were crammed with horns and skins and

ivory. Cellois had Harris's book with him, a great book--I saw it

afterwards on Gordon Cumming's wagon in Bamangwato--full of capital

coloured pictures of game. Little Cellois used to rave over that book,

and fling his arms about, and slap his rifle, and altogether send me

nearly dying with laughter. But, bless you, Pierre was no sportsman; I

could see that at once with half an eye. He had the best of rifles,

powder-horns, knives, pistols, everything else--but he hadn't the pluck,

without which a man in the veldt in those days might surely turn his

wagons and go home. I have seen him peppering away at a rhinoceros at a

hundred and a hundred and fifty yards--teasing the great beast, and

tickling its hide, and making it mad, but doing nothing more.

"Well, we hunted together during the afternoon of the day I met him, and

I shot a big white rhinoceros bull--about the easiest beast a man could

shoot. The Frenchman hadn't seen a rhinoceros shot before, and he

nearly went out of his mind. He danced about, cried out with joy, and

then rushing up to me, put his arms round my neck and kissed me--yes,

kissed me, the little fool! Pah! I couldn't stand that, and I gave him

a bit of a push, and sent him over on his back. He picked himself up

and seemed rather angry, but we became good friends afterwards. Next

day we came across elephants, and I shot three good bulls, and a cow

with long teeth. I was finishing off the last bull, when Pierre

Cellois, who had kept very much in the background so far, came up and

fired his piece two or three times into the beast, which was now at a

stand, just about dying. Then it fell, and the little fellow climbed up

on to its back, screaming and waving his arms, took off his hat and

cried out something about `La France.' Laugh! I nearly split my sides

with laughing at that little jackanapes fellow dancing about up there on

the big elephant."

And the old man, as he recalled that absurd scene of forty years agone,

laughed in his hearty, massive way so heartily that I, too, was impelled

to join him.

"Well," went on Cornelis, "that evening Cellois' wagon came on to the

spot where the elephants lay, and the little Frenchman wrote home a long

letter to his wife. He had picked up Dutch at Cape Town, and he told me

in his excitable way how he had headed his letter. He wrote: `From the

camp upon the Crocodile River, upon the day we slew four elephants.' I

laughed, and didn't say much; but I thought the little man a bit of a

liar, considering that _I_ had shot the elephants, and that _he_ had

done no more than fire two or three bullets into a bull which was

already as good as dead. However, bless you, I didn't much mind, and I

reckoned it would please his vrouw at home. These Frenchmen, I

understand, _are_ rather queer in their ways compared to us Boers, or

even to you English folk.

"A day or two after, having chopped out the tusks, we trekked back to my

camp, and the little Frenchman met my vrouw. I can tell you she didn't

much appreciate him, in spite of his fine clothes and his prancing ways.

If he was highly dressed before, he was a thousandfold more gay now.

In the evenings, after coming into camp, he would deck himself up in all

sorts of finery--silk waistcoats covered with flowers, white shirts with

frills--frills, I tell you--collars, blue neckerchiefs, and I can't tell

what. Then he was for ever paying my wife compliments, which she hated.

The vrouw then was, I can tell you, a very handsome young woman, and

although she wore but simple clothes, and her big _kapje_ (sun-bonnet),

it was very plain that he admired her strongly. But then, where a woman

was concerned little Pierre was a perfect fool. Why, I have heard him

paying compliments and talking nonsense to his Hottentot driver's wife,

_Kaitje_--such trash as that!

"What my wife couldn't stand was the habit the little fellow had of

holding her hand when they met, and sometimes even of kissing it.

Almighty! that sent her mad. I could see the angry flush rise to her

cheeks and neck, and at last one day she snatched her hand from his and

slapped his face pretty smartly.

"Not long after, we were outspanned together on the Crocodile River, in

a clear place where there was no tse-tse fly for some miles. It was a

pleasant camp, and we stood there some time. Here the Frenchman

collected birds and butterflies, and I was often away shooting game.

One day the little Frenchman was fishing from a high spit of sand below

the banks. He had, it seems, waded into the water a little to get his

line further out, and a young crocodile, about five feet long, made a

grab at him, and caught him by the leg. The reptile was not big enough

and strong enough to pull the little fellow in, and a pretty tussle the

two had. The vrouw, who was on the wagon close by, hearing some

dreadful cries for help, snatched up a gun and ran down. There she saw

the crocodile and the Frenchman pulling and hauling and kicking on the

spit of sand. She at once let off the gun close into the beast's side.

It was my big elephant _roer_, carrying four balls to the pound. It

made a great hole in the crocodile's side, so that it quitted its hold,

turned over belly upwards, and lay there dead in the shallows. Well, a

pretty fuss Cellois made about this affair. He wasn't much hurt; he had

his high boots on, and the crocodile had only given him a few pinches in

the calf and side of the leg. He was all right again in a day or two.

But he pestered the vrouw nearly to death with his speeches and

grimaces, called her his angel, his deliverer, and what not. I was away

a good deal just then, and being a veldt-man, and knowing my wife, and

not wasting much thought upon the little Frenchman, except when he

amused me in camp, I took little heed of what was passing, so to speak,

beneath my nose. It seems then that the foolish fellow began to make

love to my wife after the crocodile episode. At last, two or three

evenings after, when Pierre had gone to his wagon for the night, the

vrouw said to me,--

"`Cornelis, you are a fool. This little jackanapes of a Frenchman is

making love to me, and you see nothing and do nothing. If you don't

tell him to pack up and trek to-morrow, I shall. I will put up with it

no longer.'

"`Wait till to-morrow night, Anna,' I said. `I am riding at dawn

to-morrow after zwart-wit-pens (sable antelope). I will see to the

matter when I come in. I am sorry this little French ape has been

teasing you.'

"Well, I rode off next day, and by the merest chance shot two

zwart-wit-pens quite early, and came into camp again at noon. As I rode

up, I heard piercing shrieks and howls, and cries for mercy, which I

knew could come only from Klein Pierre. Then I turned a corner of the

_scherm_ (camp fence), and saw at once what was up. Almighty! Although

I was startled and surprised, I could scarcely help laughing. There was

Pierre Cellois, tied up to our wagon-wheel; all the native servants

standing round, and the vrouw, very red and angry, flogging away at the

fellow's back with a good _sjambok_ (whip) of sea-cow hide.

"I jumped off my horse, and ran up to the group. `Anna! Anna!' I

cried, `what in the Heer God's name are you doing?'

"The vrouw, I can tell you, was mad with anger. She turned upon me,

threw down the _sjambok_, and said, `If you hadn't been a fool,

Cornelis, with no more than half an eye, this need never have happened.

This little baboon fellow has insulted me grossly. He came up to me,

put his arm round my waist, as I sat in my chair, and kissed me upon the

mouth. And so I have had him tied up by the boys, and flogged him. Now

do you finish with him.'

"Well, I was pretty angry--angry at being scolded before all the boys,

and angry at this little scoundrel's impudence, and so I picked up the

_sjambok_, and gave him half a dozen or so for myself. Then I had him

untied, and let him go, and bade him inspan and trek at once before

worse happened.

"Almighty! how mad the fellow was. He cried, he screamed, he wanted to

fight me with pistols. But I just sat on my wagon-box, with my gun on

my knees, and bade him be off. Well, he trekked in an hour--my boys

helped him to inspan the oxen--and we never saw him again. I heard that

he went down to Mooi River Dorp (Potchefstrom) and lodged a complaint

with Martinus Wessels Pretorius, our commandant, and wanted

satisfaction, and threatened a war, and all sorts of things. But, bless

you, old Pretorius knew a thing or two. He got the true story from the

Frenchman's Hottentots, and just packed him off south of the Vaal River,

and he passed, as I heard, to the old colony, and so home to France.

That is the story of the vrouw's little Frenchman; the vrouw, yonder,

will tell you if it is true or no."

The old lady, as Cornelis finished speaking, stood just within the

doorway of the house, looking up into the star-spangled sky. She turned

towards us; her grave old face, as she did so, lit up by the lamp-light

from within. "_My Frenchman_!" she answered, with a look of strong

contempt. "It is an old tale, that, which had better been left untold.

I hate the name of Frenchman. I come of Huguenot blood myself, Meneer,"

she continued, addressing me, "my father was a Joubert. The Huguenots,

I trust, were a very different people. Sooner than think myself akin to

such a race as that little dressed-up _baviaan_ (baboon) my husband has

been telling you of, I would disown my own blood. But, indeed, though

some of us have Huguenot names, we are all good Dutchmen in South Africa

nowadays. You English and we, Meneer, are not always the best of

friends; but at least you are men, and not apes in clothes like Pierre

Cellois. Come in now, and have a _soupje_ [A drink] before you go to

bed."

Pierre Cellois, as I happened to learn since, has long been dust. He

became a shining light in his own country, wrote a book, and is still

referred to as "that great explorer and hunter."

Stout Cornelis Van Vuuren and his good vrouw, too, have lain for some

years in their quiet graves. I sometimes wonder if they and the little

Frenchman have met and settled their differences in the silent land.

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