CHAPTER VII. THREE COURSES AND A DESSERT

Even Mr. Clarke’s “Dessert,” albeit various, is remembered chiefly by

the artist’s immortal plate of the deaf postilion. The Ralph and Harry

Hickorys of our day are but poor wrestlers, and are absolutely ignorant

of backsword. The singlestick players of Somerset are no longer doughty

yeomen of the old school; and “Hopping John made Tom Nottle’s fashion,”

* it is to be hoped, has become an unknown tipple. Sir Matthew Ale, the

west country squire, with a face strongly resembling a frothing mug of

beer, who gave up his time to his apotheosis of John Barleycorn, has

gone to his fathers, and the record of his singlestick and drinking

bouts with him. His descendant is sipping a light claret sparingly,

and possibly playing croquet or lawn tennis on very warm afternoons. He

gives not even one pig with a greasy tail to be caught as a prize at the

village fair; nor does he entertain the cobblers of his neighbourhood

with a barrel of strong ale, “in order to keep up the good old custom of

Crispin’s sons draining a horn of malt liquor, in which a lighted candle

was placed, without singeing their faces, if they could.”

*A pint of brandy to a gallon of cider, sugared, and warmed

by a dozen hissing roasted apples bobbing in the bowl.

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How well he tells a story! how he contrives to fasten a character in

your mind, and in the course of a few pages to drag you heart and soul

into his company! * In his modest preface he says he hopes that even if

the dishes be disliked, the plates at least will please. They have more

than pleased. They are all that lives in the minds of most men of the

banquet, having fallen into the hands of collectors. And yet even Mr.

Clarke had a hand in this. “He feels bound to state,” he remarked,

in the handsome first edition of his work, “that whatever faults the

decorations may be chargeable with on the score of invention, he

alone is to blame, and not Mr. George Cruikshank, to whom he is deeply

indebted for having embellished his rude sketches in their transfer to

wood, and translated them into a proper pictorial state, to make their

appearance in public.” They have necessarily acquired a value, which

they did not intrinsically possess, in passing through the hands of

that distinguished artist, of whom it may truly, and on this occasion

especially, be said, “Quod tetigit, ornavit,” Little did the author

think that even his hand in the drawings would be forgotten, and that

“Three Courses and a Dessert” would be spoken of as a book in which

some of George Cruikshank’s best bits of humorous illustration on wood,

exquisitely engraved, ** are to be found. Mr. Clarke’s West Country,

Irish, and Legal Stories deserved a better fate; they are bright,

full of humour and observation of character, and the style is easy and

graceful.

* The book ran through two editions in the year of original

publication; in 1836 a third edition was issued; it was

republished in 1849, and was added to Bohn’s Illustrated

Library in 1852. But so completely has the author

disappeared (albeit he gave the artist the sketches for his

pictures), that in the London Library catalogue the book is

called “George Cruikshank’s Three Courses and a Dessert.”

* Messrs. Williams, Vizetelly, Thompson, and E. Landells

admirably caught the peculiar flow and effective confusion

and involvement of Cruikshank’s lines on wood.

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In these illustrations are some of Cruikshank’s most astonishing feats

in the way of making inanimate things laugh and speak. Take the three

lemons which serve for introduction to “the Dessert.” Most charming as

to pencilling and engraving, they are exquisitely humorous. Remaining

lemons that you might squeeze, they are three still convivial fellows in

close confabulation.

The portrait of an old Irish boy, the hoops of the keg serving for

nightcap, which introduces the second course of Irish dishes, is a jewel

of a boy.

These illustrations delighted Thackeray. He has transferred some of them

to his essay in the _Westminster._

“Is there,” he asks of a battle of bottles on spider legs, “any need of

having a face after this? * ‘Come on,’ says Claret-bottle, a dashing,

genteel fellow, with his hat on one ear, ‘come on; has any man a mind to

tap me? ‘Claret-bottle is a little screwed (as one may see by his legs),

but full of gaiety and courage. Not so that stout, apoplectic Bottle

of Rum, who has staggered against the wall, and has his hand upon his

liver; the fellow hurts himself with smoking, that is clear, and is as

sick as sick can be. See, Port is making away from the storm, and Double

X is as flat as ditch-water. Against these, awful in their white robes,

the sober watchmen come.”

* This illustration is not in “Three Courses and a Dessert.”

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Again the artist moulds an Irish physiognomy upon a keg of whisky, or

gives us a mushroom aristocrat,--or imparts a venerable human aspect to

a mug of ale.

The mushroom is a triumph. “You’d think,” says the story, “that

Purcell’s pride might be brought down a little by what had befallen him;

but no,--he strutted out of the cabin without condescending to say _be

baw_, or a civil word to any one, and rode off to The Beg--mushroom

as he was--with his nose in the air, as though the ground wasn’t good

enough for him to look on.” Only Cruikshank could have turned this

veritable mushroom into so proud a man, and left the mushroom obviously

the fungus of which catsup is made. Cruikshank was never tired of making

still life quick life.

The deaf postilion is a masterpiece of acute observation. There is,

to begin with, the suggestion of a pleasant landscape. The story is

complete. The body of the chariot, with the runaway couple in it, broken

away from the shafts and fore-wheels; the excited swain stretching out

of the window, and bawling his hardest to the postilion, who, deaf as

a door-post (never was deafness more forcibly expressed in a human

countenance), is jogging on with the fore-wheels, unconscious that any

_contretemps_ has happened; and the startled cow, gazing wildly over

the hedge, make up one of Cruikshank’s completest triumphs as a humorous

illustrator. How closely, how searchingly had he read men and

things! How thoroughly had he become a master of expression! In this

illustration to Clarke’s whimsical poem, in Hood’s style, “The Dos-a-Dos

Tête-à-Tête,” you can almost hear the man snoring, and yet it is a mere

outline of a face.

Says the lady:--

“When I had in some cordials so rich,

With letters all labelled quite handy,

Says you, ‘I’ll inquire, you old witch,

If O.D.V. doesn’t mean brandy!’

Whenever I sink to repose,

You rouse me, you wretch, with a sneeze;

And lastly, if I _doze-a-doze,_

To _wex_ me, you just _wheeze-a-wheeze_.”

Then we have an Irish scene! The drunken piper; the pigs who have upset

a basket of live crabs, the excited group looking in through the door,

the dog barking at the man in bed, the crab pinching the little porker’s

tail. What life is here! and all true to the main incident of the scene.

You don’t want the letterpress to read the story. The pigs have got into

the room to attack the basket of crabs. Pompey, who has been tied to his

master’s toe to wake him in case of danger, is tugging away in mortal

fear of the old sow, who is scratching the good man’s foot with her

bristles. The noise has set Corney Carolum, only half sober and half

away, droning upon his pipes. The clatter has brought the children

from their beds to the door. The fowls in the rafters are clucking and

crowing. “All this noise,” says the author, “couldn’t go for nothing;

the whole place was in arms. Mick Maguire fired off his gun through a

hole in the thatch, and Bat Boroo, flourishing his big stick, took Mick

under his command, for he thought the French was landed, at the least;

and no blame to him.”

Cruikshank’s illustrations to William Clarke’s book, and his twelve

etchings to Walter Scott’s “Demon-ology” (there are no finer examples

of his imaginative and executive powers), both issued in 1830, were the

starting-points of his career as an illustrator of books; that is, of

his career at the maturity of his power.

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During this time, albeit he was still compelled to do daily-bread work

unworthy of his genius, he buckled to labours, by some of which his

name is destined to live. In 1831 he undertook to illustrate Roscoe’s

Novelists’ Library; and his genius brightens some seventeen volumes of

the series.* But his fertility--and in his best vein between 1830

and the year when he and Dickens came in contact--was prodigious. In

addition to his forty-nine etchings to “Tom Jones,” “Amelia,” “Roderick

Random,” “Joseph Andrews,” “Tristram Shandy,” “The Vicar of Wakefield,”

“Don Quixote,” “Gil Bias,” etc., in Roscoe’s Library, “Beauties of

Washington Irving,” “Baron Munchausen,” he illustrated “The Gentleman in

Black,” “The New Bath Guide,” “Hood’s Comic Annual,” “Sunday in London”

(curious as studies of the fashions of the day) (1833), Defoe’s “Journal

of the Plague,” “Bombastes Furioso,” in which he revelled. Ainsworth’s

“Rookwood,” “Tough Yarns,” “Odds and Ends.”

* The complete set is in nineteen volumes--the first two

volumes, containing Robinson Crusoe, were illustrated by

Jacob George Strutt. Cruikshank, however, illustrated a

Robinson Crusoe with two steel plates and some thirty small

woodcuts in 1831. It was reprinted in 1836.

“Mirth and Morality” (a collection of original tales by Carlton Bruce,

published by Tegg), and “Minor Morals for Young People,” by his friend

John Bowring. Within this period, moreover, he began his Comic Almanacs,

and his fine series of illustrations to the Waverley Novels; and he

superintended the collection of his more important scattered works,

as his large French caricatures, retouching them, for Mr. M’Lean, the

eminent print-seller of the Haymarket. I pass over much minor work

as his drawings or etchings from the sketches of others, as Auldjo’s

“Constantinople.” The third and fourth parts of his “Scraps and

Sketches,” and his “Sketch-Book”--in which are some of his most famous

bits--are also of this most fruitful epoch. In these we find some of his

hardest hits against intemperance, as in, the Gin Shop, where Death is

setting a trap for a party of drinkers, who, with their young children,

are tippling at the bar of a public-house; and the Alehouse and the

Home, and the Pillars of the Gin Shop. In the first composition we

have the parlour of a tavern, where, in the midst of the uproarious

conviviality, a boy is trying to wake his drunken father; in the second

is the wretched home, with the poor wife nursing a sick child. So far

back as 1832 this chord had been struck in Cruikshank’s heart. In the

Pillars of the Gin Shop (also of this time), a drunkard and his wife,

with their poor children, are watched by the arch-fiend, who is perched

near a stile in the distance.

Mr. Charles Wylie notes * that--“Of the nineteen volumes of which

that admirable series of books, Roscoe’s Novelists’ Library, consists,

seventeen were illustrated by George Cruikshank. The two in which he was

not concerned have illustrations on India-paper by Strutt and others....

There can be no doubt that Defoe’s story was the first published, as an

advertisement in the duplicated No. I. volume refers to it as already

out. ‘Humphrey Clinker’ (the second No. I. volume) was illustrated by

George Cruikshank, as were all the subsequent issues. As a matter of

fact, therefore, George Cruikshank never discontinued his connection

with the work, but two volumes were published before he commenced it. It

would appear that the publishers made a change in their original plan,

for the advertisement prefixed to ‘Robinson Crusoe’ states that the

Novelists’ Library, edited by Thomas Roscoe, will be illustrated ‘from

designs, original or selected,’ by ‘Jacob George Strutt,’ who, as I have

already said, was concerned in the first two volumes. The advertisement

to ‘Humphrey Clinker’ is identically the same as that to ‘Robinson

Crusoe,’ except that the name of George Cruikshank appears in place of

J. G. Strutt; and a paragraph is added stating that he, G. Cruikshank,

‘is engaged to illustrate the whole series of the Novelists’ Library,

which, with the exception mentioned, he did.... The volumes appeared

monthly, the first issue being in May 1831.”

* Notes and Queries, 4th series, vol. vi., Nov. 12,1870.

The fact was that Mr. Roscoe began with Strutt, found him a failure, and

then started _de novo_ with George Cruikshank, whose genius carried him

triumphantly through seventeen volumes.

How strangely various were Cruikshank’s creations! The eminent surgeon,

the late Mr. Pettigrew, * was, it will be remembered, his intimate

friend; and for him he executed a series of carefully drawn plates for

his “History of Egyptian Mummies” (1833). ** Even now he was not

quite quit of political caricatures and headings to popular songs. He

satirized quack qill vendors. In 1831, he lent a hand to the Reform

movement--albeit he was a very moderate Liberal, even in his youth,

if we are to judge by the way in which his pencil was employed against

Cobbett. The Reform Bill drew from him “Sweeping Measures; or, Making

a Clean House”--an etching in which Lord John Russell appears with an

immense “Reform” broom, sweeping the Opposition out of the House of

Commons--the Opposition consisting of owls, spiders, and vermin. The

Chancellor, almost buried under petitions, cries, “Aye, I thought this

rotten rubbish would make a fine dust.” Then he put upon stone (1832)

a squib called “Cholera Consultation,” in which “the Central Board of

Health” are represented at a sumptuous dinner, drinking toasts to their

own prosperity.

* Doctor Pettigrew, the family doctor of Cruikshank’s

family, was among the few who exercised a little authority

over the turbulent and self-willed George. When his fortunes

grew, and he became assistant surgeon to the Duchess of

Kent, then librarian to the Duke of Sussex, and afterwards

Mummy Pettigrew and a personage of his time, Cruikshank was

a constant guest at his table, as well as an artist at his

service.

** “Reading lately a very appreciative lecture just

republished in pamphlet form by Mr. Walter Hamilton on the

genius and art-work of George Cruikshank, I found mention

made of a fact hitherto unknown to me; to wit, that George

executed, many years ago, a series of very careful

anatomical drawings for a work on Egyptian mummies, written

by the late eminent surgeon, Mr. Pettigrew. G. C. an

anatomist! For the moment I was puzzled. Yet how strangely

do things come together! I happened to be turning over a

ragged little old folio, of the date of 1825, entitled

‘Anatomy of the Bones and Muscles, for the use of Artists

and Members of the Artists’ Anatomical Society,’ by George

Simpson, surgeon; and in the list of subscribers attached to

the work I found the name of ‘George Cruickshank, Esq.’

(they would spell his surname with two c’s), Myddelton

Terrace, Pentonville. ‘Eureka!’ I cried. It was at the feet

of George Simpson, surgeon, then, that George studied

osteology and myology.”--“_Echoes of the Week,” by G. A.

Sala: Illustrated London News._

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On looking over all this scattering of the sparks of great genius

through wide fields; at the woful waste of much of the light and heat;

at the hard and stern necessity which compelled the most thoughtful,

suggestive, observant, and imaginative artist of his day to illustrate

doggerel, furnish frontispieces to poor dramas, and to put the sketches

of others upon wood, in the interval of such congenial labour of a noble

kind as we find scattered through Roscoe s series, in the “Demonology,”

and in his own separate albums of wit, humour, and human wisdom, it is

impossible not to marvel.

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