CHAPTER XXVII. LIEUTENANT SICKLETON'S PATENT PUMP.

The mariner's chart

He knew by heart,

And every current, rock, and shore,

From the drifting sand

Off Newfoundland,

To the son-split cliffs of Singapore.

Captain Pike.

Lord Charles Frobisher was never a very talkative companion, and as

Cashel's present mood was not communicative, they drove along, scarcely

interchanging a sentence, till the harbor of Kingstown came in sight,

and with it the gay pennons that fluttered from the mast of Roland's

schooner.

“I suppose that is your yacht,--the large craft yonder?”

“I hope so,” said Cashel, enthusiastically; “she sits the water like a

duck, and has a fine rakish look about her.”

“So, then, you never saw her before?”

“Never. I purchased her from description, taking her crew, commander,

and all, just as she sailed into Southampton from Zante, a month ago.

They sent me a drawing of her, her measurement, tonnage, and draught

of water, as also the log of her run in the Mediterranean;--yes, that's

she, I can recognize the water-line from the sketch.”

“Is your visit on board going to be a long one?” drawled out Lord

Charles, languidly; “for I own I am not the least aquatic, and were it

not for lobsters and whitebait I vote the sea a humbug.”

“Then I 'll say good-bye,” said Cashel. “That blue water, that curling

ripple, and the fluttering of that bunting, have set me a-thinking about

a hundred things.”

“You 'll dine with us at seven, won't you?”

“No, I 'll dine on board, or not dine at all,” said he, as he sprang

from the carriage, and, waving his hand in adieu, made his way to the

harbor. Taking the first boat that offered, Cashel rowed out to the

yacht, just in time to catch Lieutenant Sickleton, who, in full

yacht costume, was about to wait on his principal. He was a bluff,

good-natured, blunt fellow, who, having neither patronage nor interest

in the service, had left the wardroom for the easier, but less

ambitious, life of a yacht commander; a thoroughly good seaman, and

brave as a lion, he saw himself reduced to a position almost menial from

hard and galling necessity. He had twice been to Alexandria with touring

lords, who, while treating him well in all essentials, yet mingled so

much of condescension in their courtesy as to be all but unendurable. He

had gone to America with a young Oxford man, the son of a great London

brewer, whose overbearing insolence he had been obliged to repel by

a threat of personal consequences. He had taken an invalid family to

Madeira, and a ruined duke to Greece, and was now, with the yacht

and its company, transferred to Cashel's hands, not knowing--scarce

caring--with whom or where his future destinies were to be cast.

The Freemasonry of the sea has a stronger tie than the mere use of

technicals. Cashel was not ten minutes on board ere Sickleton and he

were like old acquaintances. The “Lucciola” was, in Skeleton's ideas,

the best thing that ever ran on a keel; there was nothing she could n't

do,--fair weather or foul. She could outsail a Yankee smack in a gale

off the coast of Labrador, or beat a felucca in the light winds off the

Gulf of Genoa. If these tidings were delightful to Cashel's ears,--the

most exciting and heart-stirring he had listened to for many a day,--the

gratification was no less to Sickleton that he was about to sail with

one who really loved the sea, and thoroughly understood and could value

the qualities of his noble craft.

From the vessel, they turned the conversation to all the possible places

the world's map afforded for a cruise. Sickleton's experiences were

chiefly Eastern,--he knew the Mediterranean as well as he did the Downs;

while Cashel's could vie with him in both coasts of the great Spanish

peninsula, and all the various channels of the West India islands.

For hours they sat discussing soundings, the trade winds, and

shore currents, with all the bearings of land points, bluffs, and

lighthouses. In talk, they visited half the globe; now staggering under

a half-reefed topsail in the Bay of Biscay, now swimming along, with

winged and stretching sails, under the blue cliffs of Baia.

“I 'm sure I don't know how you ever could lead a shore life,” said

Sickleton, as Cashel described with warm enthusiasm some passages of his

rover's existence.

“Nor do I understand how I have borne it so long,” said Cashel;

“its dissipations weary, its deceits provoke me. I have lost--if not

all--great part of that buoyancy which mingled peril and pleasure

create, and I suppose, in a month or two more, I should be about as

apathetic, as indolent, and as selfish as any fine gentleman ought to

be. Ah, if we had a war!”

“That's it,--that's what I say every day and every night: if we had

a war, the world would be worth living, in or dying for. Fellows like

myself, for instance, are never thought of in a peace; but they 'look

us all out,'--just as they do a storm-jib, when it comes on to blow. No

laughing a man out of position, then,--no, faith!”

“How do you mean?” said Cashel, who saw in the intense expression of the

speaker how much the words covered.

“Just what happened to myself,--that's all,” said Sickleton; “but if you

like to hear how,--the story is n't long, or any way remarkable,--we 'll

have a bit of luncheon here, and I'll tell it to you.”

Cashel willingly assented, and very quickly a most appetizing meal made

its appearance in the cabin, to which Sickleton did the honors most

creditably.

“I 'm impatient for that anecdote you promised me,” said Cashel, as the

dessert made its appearance, and they sat in all the pleasant enjoyment

of social ease.

“You shall hear it,--though, as I said before, it's not much of a story

either; nor should I tell it, if I did n't see that you feel a sort of

interest about myself--unhappily, its hero.”

“I 'll not weary you by telling you the story that thousands can repeat,

of a service without patronage, no sooner afloat than paid off again,

and no chance of employment, save in a ten-gun brig off the coast of

Guinea, and I suppose you know what that is?”

Cashel nodded, and Sickleton went on:--

“Well, I passed as lieutenant, and went through my yellow fever in the

Niger very creditably. I was the only one of a ship's company in the

gun-room on the way back to England, after a two years' cruise; I

suppose because life was less an object to me than the other fellows,

who had mothers, and sisters, and so on. So it was, I brought the old

'Amphion' safe into dock, and was passed off to wander about the world,

with something under forty pounds in my pocket, and a 'good-service

letter' from the Admiralty--a document that costs a man some trouble

to gain, but that would not get you a third-class place in the rail to

Croydon, when you have it. What was I to do?--I had no interest for the

Coast-Guard. I tried to become keeper of a lighthouse, but failed. It

was no use to try and be a clerk--there were plenty of fellows, better

qualified than myself, walking the streets supperless. So I set myself a

thinking if I could n't do something for 'the service' that might get

me into notice, and make the 'Lords' take me up. There was one chap made

his fortune by 'round sterns,' though they were known in the Dutch Navy

for two centuries. There was another invented a life-boat; a third, a

new floating buoy--and so on. Now I 'm sure I passed many a sleepless

night thinking of something that might aid me; at one time it was a

new mode of reefing topsails in a gale; at another it was a change in

signalizing the distant ships of a squadron; now an anchor for rocky

bottoms; now a contrivance for lowering quarter-boats in a heavy

sea--till at last, by dint of downright thought and perseverance, I did

fall upon a lucky notion. I invented a new hand-pump, applicable

for launches and gun-boats,--a thing greatly wanted, very simple of

contrivance, and easy to work. It was a blessed moment, to be sure, when

my mind, instead of wandering over everything from the round top to the

taffrail, at last settled down on this same pump!

“It was not mere labor and study this invention caused me. No! it

swallowed up nearly every shilling of my little hoard. I was obliged to

make a model, and what with lead and zinc, and solder and leather, and

caoutchouc and copper, I was very soon left without 'tin;' but I had

hope, and hope makes up for half rations! At last, my pump was perfect;

the next thing was to make it known. There was no use in trying this

through any unprofessional channels. Landsmen think that as they pay for

the navy, they need not bother their heads about it further. 'My lords,'

I knew well, would n't mind me, because my father was n't in Parliament,

and so I thought of one of those magazines that devote themselves to

the interests of the two services, and I wrote a paper accordingly,

and accompanied it by a kind of diagram of my pump. I waited for

a month--two--three months--but heard nothing, saw nothing of my

invention. I wrote, but could get no answer; I called, but could see

no editor; and at last was meditating some personal vengeance, when I

received a note. It was then much after midsummer, few people in town,

and the magazines were printing anything--as no one reads them in the

dog-days--stating that if Lieutenant Sickleton would procure a woodcut

of his pump, the paper descriptive of it should appear in the next

number. That was a civil way of asking me for five pounds; but help

there was none, and so I complied.

“At length I read in the list of the contents, 'Lieutenant Sickleton's

New Hand Pump, with an Illustration'--and my heart bounded at the words.

It was the nineteenth article--near the end of the number. I forget what

the others were--something, of course, about Waterloo, and Albuera, and

the Albert chako, and such-like stuff. My pump, I knew, put it where

they would, was _the_ paper of the month. This feeling was a little

abated on finding that, as I walked down Fleet Street on the day

of publication, I did n't perceive any sign of public notice or

recognition; no one said as I passed, 'That's Sickleton, the fellow who

invented the new pump.' I remembered, however, that if my _pump_ was

known, _I_ was not as yet, and that though the portrait of my invention

had become fame, my own was still in obscurity.

“I betook myself to the office of the journal, expecting there at least

to find that enthusiastic reception the knowledge of my merits must

secure, but hang me, if one of the clerks--as to the editor, there was

no seeing him--took the slightest trouble about me. I told him, with, I

trust, a pardonable swelling of the bosom, that I was 'Sickleton.' I

did n't say the famous Sickleton, and I thought I was modest in the

omission; but he was n't in the least struck by the announcement, and I

quitted the place in disgust.

“Worse than all, when I came to read over my paper, I found, by the

errors of the press, that the whole diagram was spoiled. The letters had

been misplaced, and the fiend himself, if he wanted it, couldn't work

my pump. You see that C D represented the angular crank, F was the

stop-cock, and T the trigger that closed the piston. Hang me, if they

did n't make F the trigger, and instead of B being the cistern, it was

made the jet; so that when you began to work, all the water squirted

through the sluices at OPQ over the operator. I went nearly mad. I wrote

a furious letter to the editor; I wrote another to the 'Times;' I wrote

to the 'Globe,' the 'Post,' and the 'Herald.' I explained, I elucidated,

I asked for the Englishman's birthright, as they call it--'Justice'--but

no use! In fact, my reclamations could only be inserted as

advertisements, and would cost me about a hundred pounds to publish.

So I sat down to grieve over my invention, and curse the hour I ever

thought of serving my country.

“It was about six months after this--I had been living on some relations

nearly as poor as myself--when I one day received an order to 'wait at

the Admiralty the next morning.' I went, but without hope or interest.

I could n't guess why I was sent for, but no touch of expectancy made me

anxious for the result.

“I waited from eleven till four in the ante-room; and at last, after

some fifty had had audiences, Lieutenant Sickleton was called. The time

was I would have trembled at such an interview to the very marrow of my

bones. Disappointment, however, had nerved me now, and I stood as much

at ease and composed as I sit here.

“'You are Mr. Sickleton?' said the First Lord, who was a 'Tartar.'

“'Yes, my Lord.'

“'You invented a kind of pump--a hand-pump for launches and small craft,

I think?'

“'Yes, my Lord.'

“'You have a model of the invention, too?'

“'Yes, my Lord.'

“'Can you describe the principle of your discovery? is there anything

which, for its novelty, demands the peculiar attention of the

Admiralty?'

“'Yes--at least I think so, my Lord,' said I, the last embers of hope

beginning to flicker into a faint flame within. 'The whole is so simple,

that I can, with your permission, make it perfectly intelligible even

here. There is a small double-acting piston--'

“'Confound the fellow! don't let him bore us, now,' said Admiral M------

in a whisper quite loud enough for me to overhear it. 'If it amuse his

Majesty, that's enough. Tell him what's wanted, and let him go.'

“'Oh, very well,' said the First Lord, who seemed terribly afraid of his

colleague. 'It is the king's wish, Mr. Sickleton, that your invention

should be tested under his Majesty's personal inspection, and you are

therefore commanded to present yourself at Windsor on Monday next, with

your model, at eleven o'clock. It is not very cumbrous, I suppose?'

“'No, my Lord. It only weighs four and a half hundredweight.'

“'Pretty well for a model; but here is an order for a wagon. You

'll present this at Woolwich.' He bowed and turned his back, and I

retreated.

“Sharp to the hour of eleven I found myself at Windsor on the following

Monday. It was past two, however, before his Majesty could see me. There

were audiences and foreign ambassadors, papers to read, commissions to

sign--in fact, when two o'clock came, the king had only got through a

part of his day's work, and then it was luncheon-time. This was over

about three; and at last his Majesty, with the First Lord, two admirals,

and an old post-captain, who, by the way, had once put me in irons

for not saluting his Majesty's guard when coming up to the watch at

midnight, appeared on the terrace.

“The place selected for the trial was a neat little parterre outside one

of the small drawing-rooms. There was a fountain supplied by two running

streams, and this I was to experiment upon with my new pump. It was

trying enough to stand there before such a presence; but the uppermost

thought in my mind was about my invention, and I almost forgot the

exalted rank of my audience.

“After due presentation to his Majesty, and a few common-place questions

about where I had served, and how long, and so on, the king said, 'Come

now, sir. Let us see the pump at work, for we haven't much time to

lose.'

“I immediately adjusted the apparatus, and when all was ready, I looked

about in some dismay, for I saw no one to assist the working. There were

present, besides the king and the three naval officers, only two fellows

in full-dress liveries, a devilish sight more pompous-looking than the

king or the First Lord. What was to be done? It was a dilemma I had

never anticipated; and in my dire distress, I stepped back and whispered

a word to old Admiral Beaufort, who was the kindest-looking of the

party.

“'What is he saying?--what does he want?' said the king, who partly

overheard the whisper.

“'Mr. Sickleton remarks, your Majesty, that he will need assistance to

exhibit his invention--that he requires some one to work the pump.'

“'Then why did n't he bring hands with him?' said the king, testily. 'I

suppose the machine is not self-acting, and that he knew that before he

came here.'

“I thought I 'd have fainted at this rebuke from the lips of royalty

itself, and so I stammered out some miserable excuse about not

knowing if I were empowered to have brought aid--my ignorance of court

etiquette--in fact, I blundered--and so far, that the king cut me short

by saying, 'Take those people there, sir, and don't delay us;' pointing

to the two gentlemen in cocked hats, bags, and swords, that looked as if

they could have danced on my grave with delight.

“In a flurry--compared to which a fever was composure--I instructed my

two new assistants in the duty, and stationing myself with the hose to

direct the operation of the jet, I gave the word to begin. Well! instead

of a great dash of water spurting out some fifty feet in height, and

fizzing through the air like a rocket, there came a trickling, miserable

dribble, that puddled at my very feet! I thought the sucker was

clogged--the piston stopped--the valves impeded--twenty things did I

fancy--but the sober truth was, these gilded rascals would n't do more

than touch the crank with the tips of their fingers, and barely put

sufficient force in the pressure to move the arm up and down. 'Work it

harder--put more strength to it,' I whispered, in mortal fear to be

overheard, but they never minded me in the least Indeed, I almost think

one fellow winked his eye ironically when I addressed him.

“'Eh--what!' said the king, after ten minutes of an exhibition that were

to me ten years at the galleys, 'these pumps do next to nothing. They

make noise enough, but don't bring up any water at all.'

“The First Lord shook his head in assent. Old Beaufort made me a sign to

give up the trial, and the post-captain blurted out, in a half-whisper,

something about a 'blundering son of a dog's wife' that nearly drove me

mad.

“'I say, Sickleton,' said the king, 'your invention's not worth the

solder it cost you. You couldn't sprinkle the geraniums yonder in three

weeks with it.'

“'It's all the fault of these d----d buffers, please your Majesty,' said

I, driven clean out of my senses by failure and disgrace--and, to be

sure, as hearty a roar of laughter followed as ever I listened to in

my life--'if they 'd only bear a hand and work the crank as I showed

them--' As I spoke, I leaned over and took hold of the crank myself,

letting the hose rest on my shoulder.

“With two vigorous pulls I filled the pistons full, and, at the third,

rush went the stream with the force of a Congrève--not, indeed, over the

trees, as I expected, but full in the face of the First Lord; scarcely

was his cry uttered, when a fourth dash laid him full upon his back,

drenched from head to foot, and nearly senseless from the shock. The

king screamed with laughing--the admiral shouted--the old post-captain

swore--and I, not knowing one word of all that was happening behind my

back, worked away for the bare life, till the two footmen, at a signal

from the admiral, laid hold of me by main force, and dragged me away,

the perspiration dripping from my forehead, and my uniform all in rags

by the exertion.

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“'Get away as fast as you can, sir,' whispered old B., 'and thank God

if your day's work only puts you at the end of the list.' I followed the

counsel--I don't know how--I never could recollect one event from that

moment till I awoke the next morning at my aunt's cottage at Blackwall,

and saw my coat in tatters, and the one epaulette hanging by a thread;

then I remembered my blessed invention, and I think I showed good pluck

by not going clean out of my mind.”

There was an earnestness in poor Sickleton's manner that effectually

repressed any mirth on Cashel's part--indeed, his sense of the ludicrous

gave way before his feeling of sorrow for the hard fortune of the man

without a friend. In the partial civilization of the far west, personal

prowess and energy were always enough to secure any man's success; but

here, each day's experience taught him how much was to be laid to the

score of family--of fortune--name--address--and the thousand other

accessories of fortune. He had just begun to express his wonder that

Sickleton had never tried life in the New World, when the mate appeared

at the cabin-door to say that a shore boat was rowing out to the yacht.

A movement of impatience broke from Sickleton. “More of 'em, I suppose,”

cried he; “we've had such a lot of sight-seers this morning, since we

dropped anchor! most of them affecting to be intimate friends of yours,

and all so well acquainted with your habits of life, that I should have

become perfectly informed on every particular of your private history

only by listening.”

“The chances are,” broke in Cashel, “I did not personally know a man

amongst them.”

“I half suspect as much. They spoke far too confidently to be authentic.

One would have it you were half ruined already, and had got the yacht

over to clear away, and be off. Another, that you were going to be

married to a lady with an immense fortune,--a rumor contradicted by a

third saying it was an attorney's daughter without a shilling.”

“There's a lady, I see, sir, coming on board,” said the mate, putting in

his head once more.

“I 'd swear there was,” growled Sickleton.

“You give them luncheon, I hope?” said Cashel, smiling at the other's

impatience.

“Yes; we've had something like an ordinary here, today, and as I heard

that to-morrow would be busier still, I have had my boat going backwards

and forwards all the morning to prepare.”

“I am desired to show you this card, sir,” said the mate, handing one to

Sickleton, who passed it to Cashel.

“Lord Kilgoff--indeed!” said he, surprised, and at once hastened to the

deck.

“Mr. Cashel himself here!” exclaimed my Lady, from the stern of a small

boat alongside; and after an exchange of friendly recognition, the party

ascended the gangway. “This was a pleasure we scarcely looked for, to

meet you here,” said his Lordship, blandly. “We had just taken our drive

down to the harbor, when accidentally hearing your yacht had arrived,

Lady Kilgoff grew desirous to see it.”

“A yacht in harbor is a horse in stable,” said Cashel. “Will you permit

me to give you a cruise?”

“I should like nothing in the world so well.”

“It is late--almost six o'clock,” said Lord Kilgoff, looking at his

watch.

“And if it be,” said my Lady, coaxingly, “you know Dr. Grover

recommended you the sea air and sea excursions. I declare you look

better already, don't you think so, Mr. Cashel?” “I protest I do,” said

Cashel, thus appealed to; “and if you will only pardon the deficiencies

of a floating cuisine, and dine here--”

“How delightful!” broke in my Lady, not suffering even time for an

apology.

“It appeared to me there was a haunch of venison hanging over the stern

when we came on board?” said my Lord, with his glass to his eye.

“Yes, my Lord,” said Sickleton, touching his hat in salutation; “I've

had it there for two hours every day since Tuesday week.”

“And is the wind, and the tide, and everything else as it should be, Mr.

Cashel?” said Lady Kilgoff.

“Everything--when you have only uttered your consent,” said he,

gallantly.

“What is this, sir?” said my Lord, as, having requested something to

drink, Sickleton poured him out a large glassful of scarcely frothing

liquid.

“Dry champagne, my Lord. Moot's.”

“And very excellent too. Really, Laura, I am very sorry it should be so

late, and we were to have dined with Meek at seven--”

“But only alone--no party, remember that,” said she, persuasively; “how

easy to send the carriage back with an apology.”

Cashel looked his thanks, but without speaking.

“Take those red partridges out of ice,” said Sickleton, from the cook's

galley, “and let us have those Ostend oysters to-day.”

“I yield,” said my Lord. “Mr. Cashel must take all the consequences of

my breach of faith upon himself.”

“I promise to do so, my Lord.”

“A pen and ink, and some paper, Mr. Cashel,” said her Ladyship.

“Will you permit me to show you the way?” said he, handing her down into

the little cabin, whose arrangement was all in the perfection of modern

taste and elegance.

“How beautiful!” cried she. “Oh! Mr. Cashel, I really do envy you the

possession of this fairy ship. You don't know how passionately I love

the sea.”

“There are but few things I could hear you say with so much pleasure

to me,” said Cashel, gazing with a strange feeling of emotion at the

brilliant color and heightened expression of her handsome features.

“There! that is finished,” said she, closing the hastily-written note.

“Now, Mr. Cashel, we are yours.” However much of course the words were

in themselves, her eyes met Cashel's as she spoke them, and as suddenly

fell; while he, taking the letter, left the cabin without speaking--a

world of curious conjecture warring in his heart.

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