Ay! marry--they have wiles,
Compared to which, our schemes are honesty.
The Lawyer's Daughter.
Notwithstanding all that we hear said against castle-building, how few
among the unbought pleasures of life are so amusing, nor are we certain
that these shadowy speculations--these “white lies” that we tell to our
own conscience--are not so many incentives to noble deeds and generous
actions. These “imaginary conversations” lift us out of the jog-trot
path of daily intercourse, and call up hopes and aspirations that lie
buried under the heavy load of wearisome commonplaces of which life is
made up, and thus permit a man, immersed as he may be in the fatigues
of a profession, or a counting-house, harassed by law, or worried by
the Three per Cents, to be a hero to his own heart at least for a few
minutes once a week.
But if “castle-building” be so pleasurable when a mere visionary scheme,
what is it when it comes associated with all the necessary conditions
for accomplishment,--when not alone the plan and elevation of the
edifice are there, but all the materials and every appliance to realize
the conception?
Just fancy yourself “two or three and twenty,” waking out of a sound and
dreamless sleep, to see the mellow sun of an autumnal morning straining
its rays through the curtains of your bedroom. Conceive the short and
easy struggle by which, banishing all load of cares and duties in which
you were once immersed, you spring, as by a bound, to the joyous fact
that you are the owner of a princely fortune, with health and ardent
spirit, a temper capable of, nay, eager for engagement, a fearless
courage, and a heart unchilled. Think of this, and say, Is not the
first waking half-hour of such thoughts the brightest spot of a whole
existence? Such was the frame of mind in which our hero awoke, and lay
for some time to revel in! We could not, if we would, follow the
complex tissue of day-dreams that wandered over every clime, and in the
luxuriant rapture of power created scenes of pleasure, of ingredients
the most far-fetched and remote. The “actual” demands our attention
more urgently than the “ideal,” so that we are constrained to follow the
unpoetical steps of so ignoble a personage as Mr. Phillis,--Cashel's new
valet,--who now broke in upon his master's reveries as he entered with
hot water and the morning papers.
“What have you got there?” cried Cashel, not altogether pleased at the
intrusion.
“The morning papers! Lord Ettlecombe “--his former master, and his
universal type--“always read the 'Post,' sir, before he got out of bed.”
“Well, let me see it,” said Cashel, who, already impressed with the
necessity of conforming to a new code, was satisfied to take the law
even from so humble an authority as his own man.
“Yes, sir. Our arrival is announced very handsomely among the
fashionable intelligence, and the 'Dublin Mail' has copied the paragraph
stating that we are speedily about to visit our Irish estates.”
“Ah, indeed,” said Cashel, somewhat flattered at his newborn notoriety;
“where is all this?”
“Here, sir, under 'Movements in High Life': 'The Duke of Uxoter to Lord
Debbington's beautiful villa at Maulish; Sir Harry and Lady Emeline
Morpas, etc.; Rosenorris; Lord Fetcherton--'No, here we have it,
sir,--'Mr. Roland Cashel and suite'--Kennyfeck and self, sir--'from
Mivart's, for Ireland. We understand that this millionnaire proprietor
is now about to visit his estates in this country, preparatory to taking
up a residence finally amongst us. If report speak truly, he is as
accomplished as wealthy, and will be a very welcome accession to the
ranks of our country gentry.'”
“How strange that these worthy people should affect to know or care
anything about me or my future intentions,” said Cashel, innocently.
“Oh, sir, they really know nothing,--that little thing is mine.”
“Yours,--how yours?”
“Why, I wrote it, sir. When I lived with Sir Giles Heathcote, we always
fired off a certain number of these signal-guns when we came to a new
place. Once the thing was set a-going, the newspaper fellows followed
up the lead themselves. They look upon a well-known name as of the same
value as a fire or a case of larceny. I have known a case of seduction
by a marquis to take the 'pas' of the last murder in the Edgware Road.”
“I have no fancy for this species of publicity,” said Cashel, seriously.
“Believe me, sir, there is nothing to be done without it. The Press,
sir, is the fourth estate. They can ignore anything nowadays, from a
speech in Parliament to the last novel; from the young beauty just come
out, to the newly-launched line-of-battle ship. A friend of mine, some
time back, tried the thing to his cost, sir. He invented an admirable
moustache-paste; he even paid a guinea to an Oxford man for a Greek name
for it; well, sir, he would not advertise in the dailies, but only in
bills. Mark the consequence. One of the morning journals, in announcing
the arrival of the Prince of Koemundkuttingen on a visit to Colonel
Sibthorp, mentioned that in the fraternal embrace of these two
distinguished personages their moustaches, anointed with the new patent
adhesive Eukautherostickostecon, became actually so fastened together
(as the fellow said, like two clothes-brushes) that after a quarter of
an hour's vain struggle they had to be cut asunder. From that moment,
sir, the paste was done up; he sold it as harness stuff the week after,
and left the hair and beard line altogether.”
As Cashel's dressing proceeded, Mr. Phillis continued to impose upon him
those various hints and suggestions respecting costume for which that
accomplished gentleman's gentleman was renowned.
“Excuse me, but you are not going to wear that coat, I hope. A morning
dress should always incline to what artists call 'neutral tints;' there
should also be nothing striking, nothing that would particularly catch
the eye, except in those peculiar cases where the wearer, adopting a
certain color, not usually seen, adheres strictly to it, Just as we
see my Lord Blenneville with his old coffee-colored cut-away, and Sir
Francis Heming with his light-blue frock; Colonel Mordaunt's Hessians
are the same kind of thing.”
“This is all mere trifling,” said Casbel, impatiently; “I don't intend
to dress like the show-figure in a tailor's shop, to be stared at.”
“Exactly so, sir; that is what I have been saying: any notoriety is
to be avoided where a gentleman has a real position. Now, with a dark
frock, gray trousers, and this plain single-breasted vest, your costume
is correct.”
If Cashel appeared to submit to these dictations with impatience, he
really received them as laws to which he was, in virtue of his station,
to be bound. He had taken Mr. Phillis exactly as he had engaged the
services of a celebrated French cook, as a person to whom a “department”
was to be intrusted; and feeling that he was about to enter on a world
whose habits of thinking and prejudices were all strange, he resolved
to accept of guidance, with the implicitness that he would have shown in
taking a pilot to navigate him through a newly visited channel. Between
the sense of submission, and a certain feeling of shame at the mock
importance of these considerations, Casbel exhibited many symptoms of
impatience, as Mr. Phillis continued his revelations on dress, and was
sincerely happy when that refined individual, having slowly surveyed
him, pronounced a faint, “Yes, very near it,” and withdrew.
There was a half glimmering suspicion, like a struggling ray of sunlight
stealing through a torn and ragged cloud, breaking on Roland's mind that
if wealth were to entail a great many requirements, no matter how small
each, of obedience to the world's prescription, that he, for one, would
prefer his untrammelled freedom to any amount of riches. This was but a
fleeting doubt, which he had no time to dwell upon, for already he was
informed by the butler that Mrs. Kennyfeck was waiting breakfast for
him.
Descending the stairs rapidly, he had just reached the landing opposite
the drawing-room, when he heard the sounds of a guitar accompaniment,
and the sweet silvery tones of a female voice. He listened, and to his
amazement heard that the singer was endeavoring, and with considerable
success, too, to remember his own Mexican air that he had sung the
preceding evening.
Somehow, it struck him he had never thought the melody so pretty
before; there was a tenderness in the plaintive parts he could not have
conceived. Not so the singer; for after a few efforts to imitate one
of Roland's bolder passages, she drew her finger impatiently across
the chords, and exclaimed, “It is of no use; it is only the caballero
himself can do it.”
“Let him teach you, then!” cried Cashel, as he sprang into the room,
wild with delight.
“Oh, Mr. Cashel, what a start you 've given me!” said Olivia Kennyfeck,
as, covered with blushes, and trembling with agitation, she leaned on
the back of a chair.
“Oh, pray forgive me,” said he, eagerly; “but I was so surprised,
so delighted to hear you recalling that little song, I really forgot
everything else. Have I startled you, then?”
“Oh, no; it's nothing. I was trying a few chords. I thought I was quite
alone.”
“But you'll permit me to teach you some of our Mexican songs, won't you?
I should be so charmed to hear them sung as you could sing them.”
“It is too kind of you,” said she, timidly; “but I am no musician. My
sister is a most skilful performer, but I really know nothing; a simple
ballad and a canzonette are the extent of my efforts.”
“For our prairie songs, it is the feeling supplies all the character.
They are wild, fanciful things, with no higher pretensions than to
recall some trait of the land they belong to; and I should be so
flattered if you would take an interest in the Far West.”
“How you must love it! How you must long to return to it!” said Olivia,
raising her long drooping lashes, and letting her eyes rest, with an
expression of tender melancholy, on Cashel.
What he might have said there is no guessing,--nay, for his sake, and
for hers too, it is better not even to speculate on it; but ere he could
reply, another speaker joined in the colloquy, saying,--
“Good morning, Mr. Cashel. Pray don't forget, when the lesson is over,
that we are waiting breakfast.” So saying, and with a laugh of saucy
raillery, Miss Kennyfeck passed down the stairs, not remaining to hear
his answer.
“Oh, Mr. Cashel!” exclaimed Olivia, with a tone half reproachful, half
shy, “we shall be scolded,--at least, I shall,” added she. “It is the
unforgivable offence in this house to be late at breakfast.”
Cashel would very willingly have risked all the consequences of delay
for a few minutes longer of their interview; but already she had tripped
on downstairs, and with such speed as to enter the breakfast-parlor a
few seconds before him. Roland was welcomed by the family without the
slightest shade of dissatisfaction at his late appearance, cordial
greetings and friendly inquiries as to how he had rested pouring in on
every side.
“What 's to be done with Mr. Cashel to-day? I hope he is not to be
teased by business people and red-tapery,” said Mrs. Kenny feck to her
husband.
“I am afraid,” said the silky attorney, “I am very much afraid I must
trespass on his kindness to accompany me to the Master's office. There
are some little matters which will not wait.”
“Oh, they must,” said Mrs. Kennyfeck, peremptorily. “Who is the
Master,--Liddard, is n't it? Well, tell him to put it off; Mr. Cashel
must really have a little peace and quietness after all his fatigues.”
“It will only take an hour, at most, Mrs. Kennyfeck,” remonstrated her
submissive mate.
“Well, that is nothing,” cried Cashel. “I 'm not in the least tired, and
the day is long enough for everything.”
“Then we have a little affair which we can manage at home here about the
mortgages. I told you--”
“I believe you did,” replied Cashel, laughing; “but I don't remember a
word of it. It's about paying some money, isn't it?”
“Yes, it's the redemption of two very heavy claims,” exclaimed
Kennyfeck, perfectly shocked at the indifference displayed by the young
man,--“claims for which we are paying five and a half per cent.”
“And it would be better to clear them off?” said Cashel, assuming a show
of interest in the matter he was far from feeling.
“Of course it would. There is a very large sum lying to your credit at
Falkner's, for which you receive only three per cent.”
“Don't you perceive how tiresome you are, dear Mr. Kennyfeck?” said his
wife. “Mr. Cashel is bored to death with all this.”
“Oh, no! not in the least, madam. It ought to interest me immensely;
and so all these things will, I 'm sure. But I was just thinking at what
hour that fellow we met on the packet was to show us those horses he
spoke of?”
“At four,” said Mr. Kennyfeck, with a half-sigh of resignation; “but
you 'll have ample time for that. I shall only ask you to attend at the
judge's chambers after our consultation.”
“Well, you are really intolerable!” cried his wife. “Why cannot you and
Jones, and the rest of you, do all this tiresome nonsense, and leave Mr.
Cashel to us? I want to bring him out to visit two or three people; and
the girls have been planning a canter in the park.”
“The canter, by all means,” said Cashel. “I 'm sure, my dear Mr.
Kennyfeck, you 'll do everything far better without me. I have no
head for anything like business; and so pray, let me accompany the
riding-party.”
“The attendance at the Master's is peremptory,” sighed the
attorney,--“there is no deferring that; and as to the mortgages, the
funds are falling every hour. I should seriously advise selling out at
once.”
“Well, sell out, in Heaven's name! Do all and anything you like, and I
promise my most unqualified satisfaction at the result.”
“There, now,” interposed Mrs. Kennyfeck, authoritatively, “don't worry
any more; you see how tiresome you are!”
And poor Mr. Kennyfeck seemed to see and feel it too; for he hung his
head, and sipped his tea in silence.
“To-day we dine alone, Mr. Cashel,” said Mrs. Kennyfeck; “but to-morrow
I will try to show you some of the Dublin notorieties,--at least, such
as are to be had in the season. On Friday we plan a little country
party into Wicklow, and have promised to keep Saturday free, if the
Blackenburgs want us.”
“What shall we say, then, about Tubberbeg, Mr. Cashel?” said Kennyfeck,
withdrawing him into a window-recess. “We ought to give the answer at
once.”
“Faith! I forgot all about it,” said Cashel. “Is that the fishery you
told me of?”
“Oh, no!” sighed the disconsolate man of law. “It's the farm on the
terminable lease, at present held by Hugh Corrigan; he asks for a
renewal.”
“Well, let him have it,” said Cashel, bluntly, while his eyes were
turned towards the fire, where the two sisters, with arms entwined,
stood in the most graceful of attitudes.
“Yes, but have you considered the matter maturely?” rejoined Kennyfeck,
laying his hand on Cashel's arm. “Have you taken into account that he
only pays eight and seven pence per acre,--the Irish acre, too,--and
that a considerable part of that land adjoining the Boat Quay is let, as
building plots for two and sixpence a foot?”
“A devilish pretty foot it is, too,” murmured Cashel, musingly.
“Eh! what?” exclaimed Kennyfeck, perfectly mystified at this response.
“Oh! I meant that I agreed with you,” rejoined the young man, reddening,
and endeavoring to appear deeply interested. “I quite coincide with your
views, sir.”
Kennyfeck seemed surprised at this, for he had not, to his knowledge,
ventured on any opinion.
“Perhaps,” said he, taking breath for a last effort, “if you 'd kindly
look at the map of the estate, and just see where this farm trenches
on your own limits, you could judge better about the propriety of the
renewal.”
“Oh, with pleasure!” exclaimed Cashel, while he suffered himself to
be led into the study, his face exhibiting very indifferent signs of
satisfaction.
“Shall we assist in the consultation, Mr. Cashel?” said Mrs. Kennyfeck,
smiling in reply to his reluctant look at leaving.
“Oh, by all means!” cried he, enthusiastically; “do come, and give me
your advice. Pray, come.”
“Come, girls,” said the mother, “although I perceive Mr. Kennyfeck is
terribly shocked at the bare thought of our intrusion; but be of
good courage, we only accompany Mr. Cashel to save him from any long
imprisonment.” And so she moved majestically forward, her daughters
following her.
An alchemist would probably have received company in his laboratory, or
a hermit admitted a jovial party in his cell, with less of constraint
and dissatisfaction than did Mr. Kennyfeck watch the approach of his
wife and daughters to the sanctum of his study.
Save at rare intervals, when a disconsolate widow had come to resolve a
question of administration, or a no less forlorn damsel had entered to
consult upon an action for “breach of promise,” St. Kevin himself had
never been less exposed to female intervention. It needed, then, all
his reverence and fear of Mrs. Kennyfeck to sustain the shock to his
feelings, as he saw her seat herself in his office-chair, and look
around with the air of command that he alone used to exhibit in these
regions.
“Now for this same map, Mr. Kennyfeck, and let us bear the question for
which this Privy Council has been convened.”
“This is the map,” said Mr. Kennyfeck, unfolding a large scroll, “and
I believe a single glance will enable Mr. Cashel to perceive that some
little deliberation would be advisable before continuing in possession
a tenant whose holding completely destroys the best feature of the
demesne. This red line here is your boundary towards the Limerick road;
here, stands the house, which, from the first, was a great mistake. It
is built in a hollow without a particle of view; whereas, had it
been placed here, where this cross is marked, the prospect would
have extended over the whole of Scariff Bay, and by the west, down to
Killaloe.”
“Well, what's to prevent our building it there yet?” interrupted Cashel.
“I think it would be rare fun building a house,--at least if I may
judge from all the amusement I've had in constructing one of leaves and
buffalo-hides, in the prairies.”
Mrs. Kennyfeck and her eldest daughter smiled their blandest
approbation, while Olivia murmured in her sister's ear, “Oh, dear, he is
so very natural, isn't he?”
“That will be a point for ulterior consideration,” said Mr. Kennyfeck,
who saw the danger of at all wandering from the topic in hand. “Give me
your attention now for one moment, Mr. Cashel. Another inconvenience
in the situation of the present house is, that it stands scarcely a
thousand yards from this red-and-yellow line here.”
“Well, what is that?” inquired Cashel, who already began to feel
interested in the localities.
“This--and pray observe it well, sir--this red-and-yellow line,
enclosing a tract which borders on the Shannon, and runs, as you may
remark, into the very heart of the demesne, this is Tubberbeg, the
farm in question,--not only encroaching upon your limits, but actually
cutting you off from the river,--at least, your access is limited to a
very circuitous road, and which opens upon a very shallow part of the
stream.”
“And who or what is this tenant?” asked Cashel.
“His name is Corrigan, a gentleman by birth, but of a very limited
fortune; he is now an old man, upwards of seventy, I understand.”
“And how came it that he ever obtained possession of a tract so
circumstanced, marring, as you most justly observe, the whole character
of the demesne?”
“That would be a long story, sir; enough, if I mention that his
ancestors were the ancient owners of the entire estate, which was lost
by an act of confiscation in the year forty-five. Some extenuating
circumstances, however, induced the Government to confer upon a younger
branch of the family a lease of this small tract called Tubberbeg, to
distinguish it from Tubbermore, the larger portion; and this lease it is
whose expiration, in a few years, induces the present query.”
“Has Mr. Corrigan children?”
“No; his only child, a daughter, is dead, but a granddaughter lives now
with the old man.”
“Then what is it he asks? Is it a renewal of the lease, on the former
terms?”
“Why, not precisely. I believe he would be willing to-pay more.”
“That's not what I mean,” replied Cashel, reddening; “I ask, what terms
as to time, he seeks for. Would it content him to have the land for his
own life?”
“Mr. Kennyfeck, you are really very culpable to leave Mr. Cashel to the
decision of matters of this kind,--matters in which his kindliness of
heart and inexperience will always betray him into a forgetfulness of
his own interest. What has Mr. Cashel to think about this old creature's
ancestors, who were rebels, it appears, or his daughter, or his
granddaughter? Here is a simple question of a farm, which actually makes
the demesne worthless, and which, by a singular piece of good fortune,
is in Mr. Cashel's power to secure.”
“This is a very correct view, doubtless,” said her meek husband,
submissively, “but we should also remember--”
“We have nothing to remember,” interrupted Mrs. Kenny-feck, stoutly;
“nothing, save his interests, who, as I have observed, is of too
generous a nature to be trusted with such matters.”
“Is there no other farm,--have we nothing on the property he 'd like as
well as this?” asked Cashel.
“I fear not. The attachment to a place inhabited for centuries by his
ancestry--”
“By his fiddlestick!” struck in Mrs. Kennyfeck; “two and sixpence an
acre difference would be all the necessary compensation. Mr. Kennyfeck,
how can you trifle in this manner, when you know how it will injure the
demesne!”
“Oh, ruin it utterly!” exclaimed Miss Kennyfeck.
“It completely cuts off the beautiful river and those dear islands,”
said Olivia.
“So it does,” said Cashel, musing.
“I wonder are they wooded? I declare I believe they are. Papa, are these
little scrubby things meant to represent trees?”
“Oaks and chestnut-trees,” responded Mr. Kennyfeck, gravely.
“Oh, how I should love a cottage on that island,--a real Swiss cottage,
with its carved galleries and deep-eaved roof. Who owns these delicious
islands?”
“Mr. Cashel, my dear,” said papa, still bent on examining the map.
“Do I, indeed!” cried Roland, in an ecstasy. “Then you shall have your
wish, Miss Kenny feck. I promise you the prettiest Swiss cottage that
your own taste can devise.”
“Oh, dear, oh, pray forgive me!”
“Oh, Mr. Roland Cashel, don't think of such a thing! Olivia was merely
speaking at random. How silly, child, you are to talk that way!”
“Really, mamma, I had not the slightest suspicion--I would n't for the
world have said anything if I thought--”
“Of course not, dear; but pray be guarded. Indeed, I own I never did
hear you make a lapse of the kind before. But you see, Mr. Cashel, you
have really made us forget that we were strangers but yesterday, and you
are paying the penalty of your own exceeding kindness. Forget, then, I
beseech you, this first transgression.”
“I shall assuredly keep my promise, madam,” said Cashel, proudly; “and I
have only to hope Miss Kennyfeck will not offend me by declining so very
humble a present. Now, sir, for our worthy friend Mr. Corrigan.”
“Too fast, a great deal to fast, love,” whispered the elder sister in
the ear of the younger, and who, to the credit of her tact and ingenuity
be it spoken, only gave the most heavenly smile in reply.
“I really am puzzled, sir, what advice to give,” said the attorney,
musing.
“I have no difficulties of this sentimental kind,” said Mrs. Kennyfeck,
with a glance of profound depreciation towards her husband; “and I beg
Mr. Cashel to remember that the opportunity now offered will possibly
never occur again. If the old man is to retain his farm, of course
Mr. Cashel would not think of building a new mansion, which must be
ill-circumstanced; from what I can hear of the present house, it is
equally certain that he would not reside in that.”
“Is it so very bad?” asked Cashel, smiling.
“It was ill-planned originally, added to in, if possible, worse taste,
and then suffered to fall into ruin. It is now something more than
eighty years since it saw any other inhabitant than a caretaker.”
“Well, the picture is certainly not seductive. I rather opine that the
best thing we can do is to throw this old rumbling concern down, at all
events; and now once more,--what shall we do with Mr. Corrigan?”
“I should advise you not giving any reply before you visit the property
yourself. All business matters will be completed here, I trust, by
Saturday. What, then, if we go over on Monday to Tubbermore?”
“Agreed. I have a kind of anxiety to look at the place,--indeed, a mere
glance would decide me if I ever care to return to it again.”
“Then, I perceive, our counsel is of no avail here,” said Mrs.
Kennyfeck, rising, with a very ill-concealed chagrin.
“Nay, madam, don't say so. You never got so far as to give it,” cried
Cashel.
“Oh, yes, you forget that I said it would be absurd to hesitate about
resuming possession.”
“Unquestionably,” echoed Miss Kennyfeck. “It is merely to indulge an old
man's caprice at the cost of your own comfort and convenience.”
“But he may cling to the spot, sister dear,” said Olivia, in an accent
only loud enough to be audible by Cashel.
“You are right,” said Roland, in her ear, with a look that spoke his
approval far more eloquently.
Although Miss Kennyfeck had heard nothing that passed, her quickness
detected the looks of intelligence that were so speedily interchanged,
and as she left the room she took occasion to whisper, “Do take advice,
dear; there is no keeping up a pace like that.”