CHAPTER III.

THE HALEHAM RIOT.

Haleham had never been apparently so prosperous as at this time,

notwithstanding the war, to which were referred all the grievances of

complainers,—and they were few. Prices were certainly very high; much

higher since Mr. Berkeley had joined the D—— Bank, and Mr. Cavendish

opened the Haleham concern; but money abounded, taxation was less felt

than when purses were emptier; and the hope of obtaining high prices

stimulated industry, and caused capital to be laid out to the best

advantage. At first, the same quantity of coin that there had been

before circulated together with Cavendish’s notes; and as there was

nearly twice the quantity of money in the hands of a certain number of

people to exchange for the same quantity of commodities, money was of

course very cheap; that is, commodities were very dear. As gold money

was prevented by law from becoming cheap, like paper money, people very

naturally hoarded it, or changed it away to foreign countries, where

commodities were not dear, as in England. Even in the little town of

Haleham, it was soon discovered that several kinds of foreign goods

could be had in greater variety and abundance than formerly; Haleham

having its share of the larger quantity of foreign commodities now

flowing into England in return for the guineas which left it as fast as

they could be smuggled out of the country in their own shape, or as

bullion. If the quantity of money had now been let alone, prices would

have returned to their former state as soon as the additional quantity

of money had been thus drained away: but, as fast as it disappeared,

more bankers’ notes were issued; so that the whole amount of money went

on increasing, though the metal part of it lessened day by day. The

great bank of all,—the Bank of England,—had obtained leave, some years

before, to put out notes without being liable to be called upon to

exchange them for gold upon the demand of the holder of the note. The

Bank was now making use of this permission at a great rate; and for two

years past had put out so large a number of notes, that some people

began to doubt whether it could keep its “promise to pay” in gold,

whenever the time should come for parliament to withdraw its permission;

which, it was declared, would be soon after the war should be ended. No

other banks had the same liberty. They were not allowed to make their

purchases with promises to pay, and then authorized to refuse to pay

till parliament should oblige them to do so at the conclusion of the

war. But the more paper money the Bank of England issued, the more were

the proprietors of other banks tempted to put out as many notes as they

dared, and thus to extend their business as much as possible; and many

were rather careless as to whether they should be able to keep their

“promise to pay;” and some cheats and swindlers set up banks, knowing

that they should never be able to pay, and that their business must

break in a very short time; but hoping to make something by the concern

meanwhile, and to run off at last with some of the deposits placed in

their hands by credulous people. So many kinds of bankers being eager at

the same time to issue their notes, money of course abounded more and

more; and, as commodities did not abound in the same proportion, they

became continually dearer.

There would have been little harm in this, if all buyers had felt the

change alike. But as they did not, there was discontent,—and very

reasonable discontent,—in various quarters; while in others, certain

persons were unexpectedly and undeservedly enriched at the expense of

the discontented. If it had been universally agreed throughout the whole

kingdom that everybody should receive twice as much money as he did

before, and that, at the same time, whatever had cost a guinea should

now cost two pound notes and two shillings, and that whatever had cost

sixpence should now cost a shilling, and so on, nobody would have had to

complain of anything but the inconvenience of changing the prices of all

things. But such an agreement was not, and could not be, made; and that

the quantity of money should be doubled and not equally shared, while

prices were doubled to everybody, was sure to be called, what it really

was, very unfair. The government complained that the taxes were paid in

the same number of pounds, shillings, and pence as before, while

government had to pay the new prices for whatever it bought. There was,

in fact, a reduction of taxation: but, before the people had the

satisfaction of perceiving and acknowledging this, the government was

obliged to lay on new taxes to make up for the reduction of the old

ones, and to enable it to carry on the war. This set the people

complaining again; so that the government and nation were actually

complaining at the same time, the one of a reduction, the other of an

increase of taxation; and both had reason for their murmurs.

None had so much reason for discontent as those classes which suffered

in both ways,—those who received fixed incomes. To pay the new prices

with the old amount of yearly money, and to be at the same time heavily

taxed, was indeed a great hardship; and the inferior clergy,

fund-holders, salaried clerks, annuitants and others, were as melancholy

as farmers were cheerful in regarding their prospects. Servants and

labourers contrived by degrees to have their wages, and professional men

their fees, raised: but these were evil days for those whose incomes

were not the reward of immediate labour, and could not therefore rise

and fall with the comparative expense of subsistence. In proportion as

these classes suffered, the productive classes enjoyed; and the farmers

under long leases had as much more than their due share as the landlord,

the public servant, and creditor, had less.

This inequality led to some curious modes of management, whereby some

endeavoured to recover their rights, and others to make the most of

their present advantages; and in Haleham, as in more important places

where the state of the currency had been affected by the establishment

of a bank, or by some other inlet of a flood of paper money, instances

were witnessed of a struggle between those who were benefited and those

who were injured by the new state of money affairs.

“You complain of my never having time to ride with you, Melea,” said Mr.

Berkeley to his younger daughter, one fine October morning. “I am not

going to D—— to-day, and we will ride to Merton Downs, if you can

prevail upon yourself to lay aside your German Dictionary for three

hours.”

Melea joyfully closed her book.

“Nay, I give you another hour. I must go down to the workhouse, and see

the paupers paid off; but that will not take long.”

“Then, suppose you meet us at Martin’s farm,” said Fanny. “It is on your

way, and will save you the trouble of coming home again. Melea and I

have not been at the Martins’ this long while; and we want to know how

Rhoda likes her place.”

“Not for a long while indeed,” observed their mother, as the girls left

the room to prepare for their ride. “It is so far a bad thing for the

Martins that Mr. Craig lodges there, that we cannot go and see them so

often as we should like. It is only when he is absent for days together,

as he is now, that the girls can look in at the farm as they used to

do.”

“The Martins do not want anything that we can do for them, my dear. They

are very flourishing; and, I am afraid, will soon grow too proud to have

a daughter out at service. Did not I hear somebody say that Rhoda is

growing discontented already?”

“Yes; but there may be reason for it.”

“All pride, depend upon it, my dear. Her father holds a long lease, and

he may gather a pretty dower for his daughter out of his profits, before

prices fall. I wish Craig would take a fancy to the daughter and dower

together, if it would prevent his running after my girls in the way he

does. I shall forbid him the house soon, if I find he puts any fancies

into their heads, as I am afraid he does, to judge by this prodigious

passion for German.”

“Mr. Craig and Rhoda Martin!” exclaimed Mrs. Berkeley, laughing. “That

is a new idea to me. However, Rhoda is engaged to Chapman, you know.”

“True; I forgot. Well; we must mate Craig elsewhere; for it would be

intolerable for him to think of one of my daughters. Miss Egg might do.

Mrs. Cavendish speaks very highly of her. Cannot you put it into his

head? You remember how well the Cavendishes speak of her.”

“No danger of my forgetting;—nor of Mr. Craig’s forgetting it, either.

You should see him take off the two ladies in an ecstasy of friendship.

Nay, it is fair; very fair, if anybody is to be laughed at; and you will

hardly pretend to any extra morality on that point.”

“Well; only let Craig keep out of Fanny’s way, that’s all: but I am

afraid Mr. Longe is too open,—too precipitate——”

“Fanny!” exclaimed Mrs. Berkeley, “I do not think Henry has any thoughts

of her.”

“Henry!” repeated Mr. Berkeley, impatiently. “The young man grows

familiar at a great rate, I think. So you think it is Melea. Well; that

is not quite so bad, as it leaves more time,—more chance of preferment

before him. But I wish he had it to-morrow, so that it might prevent our

seeing any more of him.”

“I am very sorry——” Mrs. Berkeley began, when her daughters appeared,

and it was necessary to change the subject. After leaving orders that

the horses should be brought down to Martin’s farm in an hour, the young

ladies accompanied their father as far as Sloe Lane, down which they

turned to go to the farm, while he pursued his way to the workhouse.

A shrill voice within doors was silenced by Fanny’s second tap at the

door. The first had not been heard. After a hasty peep through the

window, Rhoda appeared on the threshold to invite the young ladies in.

Her colour was raised, and her eyes sparkled; which it gave Fanny great

concern to see; for no one was present, but Mr. and Mrs. Martin and Mrs.

Cavendish’s baby, which the latter was dandling; and Rhoda had never

been the kind of girl who could be suspected of quarrelling with her

parents. Mrs. Martin seemed to guess what was in Fanny’s mind, for she

restored the baby to the young nursemaid’s arms, bade her go and call

the other children in from the garden, as it was time they should be

going home, and then pointed to some curious matters which lay upon the

table. These were fragments of very dark brown bread, whose hue was

extensively variegated with green mould. Melea turned away in disgust,

after a single glance.

“Miss Melea has no particular appetite for such bread,” observed Mrs.

Martin. “Ladies, this is the food Mrs. Cavendish provides for her

servants,—aye, and for the children too, as long as they will eat it.

The grand Mrs. Cavendish, ladies; the great banker’s lady.”

“There must be some mistake,” said Fanny, quietly. “It may happen——”

“There lies the bread, Miss Berkeley; and my husband and I saw Rhoda

take it out of her pocket. Where else she could get such bread, perhaps

you can tell us, ma’am.”

“I do not mean to tax Rhoda with falsehood. I mean that it is very

possible that, by bad management, a loaf or two may have been kept too

long——”

“But just look at the original quality, ma’am.” And the farmer and his

wife spoke alternately.

“You should see the red herrings they dine off five days in the week.”

“And the bone pies the other two.”

“Sacks of bad potatoes are bought for the servants.”

“The nursemaid and baby sleep underground, with a brick floor.”

“The maids are to have no fire after the dinner is cooked in winter, any

more than in summer.”

“The errand-boy that was found lying sick in the street, and flogged for

being drunk, ma’am, had had not so much as half a pint of warm beer,

that his mother herself gave him to cheer him; but his stomach was weak,

poor fellow, from having had only a hard dumpling all day, and the beer

got into his head. Rhoda can testify to it all.”

Fanny was repeatedly going to urge that it was very common to hear such

things, and find them exaggerated; that Rhoda was high-spirited, and had

been used to the good living of a farm-house; and, as an only daughter,

might be a little fanciful: but proof followed upon proof, story upon

story, till she found it better to endeavour to change the subject.

“If it was such a common instance of a bad place as one hears of every

day,” observed Martin, “I, for one, should say less about it. But here

is a man who comes and gets every body’s money into his hands, and puts

out his own notes instead, in such a quantity as to raise the price of

everything; and then he makes a pretence of these high prices, caused by

himself, to starve his dependents; the very children of those whose

money he holds.”

“He cannot hold it for a day after they choose to call for it.”

“Certainly, ma’am. But a bank is an advantage people do not like to give

up. Just look, now, at the round of Cavendish’s dealings. He buys

corn—of me, we will say—paying me in his own notes. After keeping it in

his granaries till more of his notes are out, and prices have risen yet

higher, he changes it away for an estate, which he settles on his wife.

Meantime, while the good wheat is actually before Rhoda’s eyes, he says,

‘bread is getting so dear, we can only afford what we give you. We do

not buy white bread for servants.’ And Rhoda must take out of his hands

some of the wages she lodged there to buy white bread, if she must have

it.”

Fanny had some few things to object to this statement; for instance,

that Cavendish could not float paper money altogether at random; and

that there must be security existing before he could obtain the estate

to bestow upon his wife: but the Martins were too full of their own

ideas to allow her time to speak.

“They are all alike,—the whole clan of them,” cried Mrs. Martin, “the

clergyman no better than the banker. One might know Mr. Longe for a

cousin; and I will say it, though he is our rector.”

Fanny could not conceal from herself that she had no objection to hear

Mr. Longe found fault with; and she only wished for her father’s

presence at such times.

“It has always been the custom, as long as I can remember, and my father

before me,” observed Martin, “for the rector to take his tithes in

money. The agreement with the clergyman has been made from year to year

as regularly as the rent was paid to the landlord. But now, here is Mr.

Longe insisting on having his tithe in kind.”

“In kind! and what will he do with it?”

“It will take him half the year to dispose of his fruits,” observed

Melea, laughing. “Fancy him, in the spring, with half a calf, and three

dozen cabbages, and four goslings, and a sucking pig. And then will come

a cock of hay; and afterwards so much barley, and so much wheat and

oats; and then a sack of apples, and three score of turnips, and pork,

double as much as his household can eat. I hope he will increase his

house-keeper’s wages out of his own profits; for it seems to me that the

trouble must fall on her. Yes, yes; the housekeeper and the errand-man

should share the new profits between them.”

“It is for no such purpose, Miss Melea, that he takes up this new fancy.

He has no thought of letting any body but himself profit by the change

of prices. As for the trouble you speak of, he likes the fiddle-faddle

of going about selling his commodities. His cousin, Mrs. Cavendish, will

take his pigs, and some of his veal and pork, and cabbages and apples:

and he will make his servants live off potatoes and gruel, if there

should be more oats and potatoes than he knows what to do with.”

“Let him have as much as he may, he will never send so much as an apple

to our lodger,” observed Mrs. Martin. “He never considers Mr. Craig in

any way. If you were to propose raising Mr. Craig’s salary, or, what

comes to the same thing, paying it in something else than money, he

would defy you to prove that he was bound to pay it in any other way

than as it was paid four years ago.”

“And it could not be proved, I suppose,” said Melea. “Neither can you

prove that he may not take his tithe in kind.”

“I wish we could,” observed Martin, “and I would thwart him, you may

depend upon it. Nothing shall he have from me but what the letter of the

law obliges me to give him. But what an unfair state of things it is,

ladies, when your rector may have double the tithe property one year

that he had the year before, while he pays his curate, in fact, just

half what he agreed to pay at the beginning of the contract!”

While Melea looked even more indignant than Martin himself, her sister

observed that the farmer was not the person to complain of the increased

value of tithes, since he profited by precisely the same augmentation of

the value of produce. The case of the curate she thought a very hard

one; and that equity required an increase of his nominal salary, in

proportion as its value became depreciated. She wished to know, however,

whether it had ever entered the farmer’s head to offer his landlord more

rent in consequence of the rise of prices. If it was unfair that the

curate should suffer by the depreciation in the value of money, it was

equally unfair in the landlord’s case.

Martin looked somewhat at a loss for an answer, till his wife supplied

him with one. Besides that it would be time enough, she observed, to pay

more rent when it was asked for, at the expiration of the lease, it

ought to be considered that money was in better hands when the farmer

had it to lay out in improving the land and raising more produce, than

when the landlord had it to spend fruitlessly. Martin caught at the

idea, and went on with eagerness to show how great a benefit it was to

society that more beeves should be bred, and more wheat grown in

consequence of fewer liveried servants being kept, and fewer journeys to

the lakes being made by the landlord.

Fanny shook her head, and said that this had nothing to do with the

original contract between landlord and tenant. Leases were not drawn out

with any view to the mode in which the respective parties should spend

their money. The point now in question was, whether an agreement should

be kept to the letter when new circumstances had caused a violation of

its spirit; or whether the party profiting by these new circumstances

should not in equity surrender a part of the advantage which the law

would permit him to hold. The farmer was not at all pleased to find

himself placed on the same side of the question with Mr. Longe, and his

favourite Mr. Craig, whose rights he had been so fond of pleading,

holding the same ground with Martin’s own landlord.

The argument ended in an agreement that any change like that which had

taken place within two years,—any action on the currency,—was a very

injurious thing;—not only because it robs some while enriching others,

but because it impairs the security of property,—the first bond of the

social state.

Just then, Rhoda and the children burst in from the garden, saying that

there must be something the matter in the town; for they had heard two

or three shouts, and a scream; and, on looking over the hedge, had seen

several men hurrying past, who had evidently left their work in the

fields on some alarm. Martin snatched his hat and ran out, leaving the

young ladies in a state of considerable anxiety. As the farmer had not

said when he should come back, and his wife was sure he would stay to

see the last of any disaster before he would think of returning home,

the girls resolved to walk a little way down the road, and gather such

tidings as they could. They had not proceeded more than a furlong from

the farm gate before they met their father’s groom, with their own two

horses and a message from his master. Mr. Berkeley begged his daughters

to proceed on their ride without him, as he was detained by a riot at

the workhouse. He begged the young ladies not to be at all uneasy, as

the disturbance was already put down, and it was only his duty as a

magistrate which detained him. The groom could tell nothing of the

matter, further than that the outdoor paupers had begun the mischief,

which presently spread within the workhouse. Some windows had been

broken, he believed, but he had not heard of any one being hurt.

“You have no particular wish to ride, Melea, have you?” inquired her

sister.

“Not at all. I had much rather see these children home. They look so

frightened, I hardly know how Rhoda can manage to take care of them

all.”

“The horses can be left at the farm for half an hour while George goes

with us all to Mr. Cavendish’s,” observed Fanny: and so it was arranged.

As the party chose a circuitous way, in order to avoid the bustle of the

town, the young ladies had an opportunity of improving their

acquaintance with five little Miss Cavendishes, including the baby in

arms. At first, the girls would walk only two and two, hand in hand,

bolt upright, and answering only “Yes, ma’am,” “No, ma’am,” to whatever

was said to them. By dint of perseverance, however, Melea separated them

when fairly in the fields, and made them jump from the stiles, and come

to her to have flowers stuck in their bonnets. This latter device first

loosened their tongues.

“Mamma says it stains our bonnets to have flowers put into them,”

observed Marianna, hesitating. “She says we shall have artificial

flowers when we grow bigger.”

Melea was going to take out the garland, when Emma insisted that mamma

did not mean these bonnets, but their best bonnets.

“O, Miss Berkeley!” they all cried at once, “have you seen our best

bonnets?”

“With lilac linings,” added one.

“With muslin rosettes,” said another.

“And Emma’s is trimmed round the edge, because she is the oldest,”

observed little Julia, repiningly.

“And mamma will not let Julia have ribbon strings till she leaves off

sucking them at church,” informed Marianna.

“That is not worse than scraping up the sand to powder the old men’s

wigs in the aisle,” retorted Julia; “and Marianna was punished for that,

last Sunday.”

“We do not wish to hear about that,” said Fanny. “See how we frightened

that pheasant on the other side the hedge, just with pulling a hazel

bough!”

As soon as the pheasant had been watched out of sight, Emma came and

nestled herself close to Melea to whisper,

“Is not it ill-natured of Rhoda? I saw her mother give her a nice large

harvest cake, and she will not let us have a bit of it.”

“Are you hungry?”

“Why,—yes; I think I am beginning to be very hungry.”

“You cannot be hungry,” said Emma. “You had a fine slice of bread and

honey just before Miss Berkeley came in. But Rhoda might as well give us

some of her cake. I know she will eat it all up herself.”

“I do not think she will; and, if I were you, I would not ask her for

any, but leave her to give it to whom she likes; particularly as her

mother was so kind as to give you some bread and honey.”

“But we wanted that. Mamma said we need not have any luncheon before we

came out, because Mrs. Martin always gives us something to eat. I was so

hungry!”

“If you were hungry, what must Marianna have been? Do you know, Miss

Berkeley, Marianna would not take her breakfast. She told a fib

yesterday, and mamma says she shall not have any sugar in her tea for

three months; and she would not touch a bit this morning. Miss Egg says

she will soon grow tired of punishing herself this way; and that it is

quite time to break her spirit.”

Marianna overheard this last speech, and added triumphantly,

“Tom is not to have any sugar, any more than I, Miss Berkeley: and he

was shut up half yesterday too. He brought in his kite all wet and

draggled from the pond; and what did he do but take it to the

drawing-room fire to dry, before the company came. It dripped upon our

beautiful new fire-irons, and they are all rusted wherever the tail

touched them.”

“The best of it was,” interrupted Emma, “the kite caught fire at last,

and Tom threw it down into the hearth because it burned his hand; and

the smoke made such a figure of the new chimney piece as you never saw,

for it was a very large kite.”

“So poor Tom lost his kite by his carelessness. Was his hand much

burned?”

“Yes, a good deal: but Rhoda scraped some potato to put upon it.”

“You will help him to make a new kite, I suppose?”

“I don’t know how,” replied one, carelessly.

“I shan’t,” cried another. “He threw my old doll into the pond.”

“Miss Egg said that was the best place for it,” observed Emma; “but she

said so because Tom was a favourite that day.” And the little girl told

in a whisper why Tom was a favourite. He had promised to come up to the

school-room and tell Miss Egg whenever Mr. Longe was in the parlour,

though his mamma had expressly desired him not. But this was a great

secret.

“How shall we stop these poor little creatures’ tongues?” asked Melea.

“There is no interesting them in any thing but what happens at home.”

“I am very sorry we have heard so much of that, indeed,” replied Fanny.

“I do not see what you can do but run races with them, which your habit

renders rather inconvenient.”

The few poor persons they met on the out-skirts of the town afforded

occasion for the display of as much insolence on the part of the little

Cavendishes as they had before exhibited of unkindness to each other.

The Miss Berkeleys had no intention of paying a visit to Mrs. Cavendish,

but were discerned from a window while taking leave of their charge, and

receiving Rhoda’s thanks outside the gate; and once having brought Mrs.

Cavendish out, there was no retreat.—They must come in and rest. Mr.

Cavendish was gone to learn what was the matter, and they really must

stay and hear it. She could not trust them back again unless one of the

gentlemen went with them. Terrible disorders indeed, she had heard: the

magistrates threatened,—and Mr. Berkeley a magistrate! Had they heard

that the magistrates had been threatened?

Melea believed that this was the case once a week at the least. But what

else had happened?

O! they must come in and hear. There was a friend within who could tell

all about it. And Mrs. Cavendish tripped before them into the

drawing-room, where sat Miss Egg and Mr. Longe.

The one looked mortified, the other delighted. As Mr. Longe’s great

vexation was that he could never contrive to make himself of consequence

with Fanny, it was a fine thing to have the matter of the conversation

completely in his own power to-day. Fanny could not help being anxious

about her father, and from Mr. Longe alone could she hear anything about

him; and the gentleman made the most of such an opportunity of fixing

her attention. He would have gained far more favour by going straight to

the point, and telling exactly what she wanted to know; but he

amplified, described, commented, and even moralized before he arrived at

the proof that Mr. Berkeley was not, and had not been, in any kind of

danger.—When this was once out, Mr. Longe’s time of privilege was over,

and it was evident that he was not listened to on his own account. Then

did Miss Egg quit her task of entertaining Melea, and listen to Mr.

Longe more earnestly than ever.

“I am so glad to see you two draw together so pleasantly,” said Mrs.

Cavendish to Melea, nodding to indicate Miss Egg as the other party of

whom she was speaking. “I feel it such a privilege to have a friend like

her to confide my children to, and one that I can welcome into my

drawing-room on the footing of a friend!”

“I have heard that Miss Egg is devoted to her occupation,” observed

Melea.

“O, entirely. There is the greatest difficulty in persuading her to

relax, I assure you. And all without the smallest occasion for her going

out, except her disinterested attachment to me. You should see her way

with the children,—how she makes them love her. She has such

sensibility!”

“What is the peculiarity of her method?” inquired Melea. “She gives me

to understand that there is some one peculiarity.”

“O yes. It is a peculiar method that has been wonderfully successful

abroad; and indeed I see that it is, by my own children, though I seldom

go into the school-room. Great self-denial, is it not? But I would not

interfere for the world.—O,”—seeing Melea waiting for an exposition of

the system,—“she uses a black board and white chalk. We had the board

made as soon as we came, and fixed up in the school-room,—and white

chalk.—But I would not interfere for the world; and I assure you I am

quite afraid of practising on her feelings in any way. She has such

sensibility!”

Well, but,—the peculiarity of method. And Melea explained that she was

particularly anxious to hear all that was going on in the department of

education, as a boy was expected to arrive soon at her father’s,—a

little lad of ten years old, from India, who would be placed partly

under her charge, and might remain some years in their house.

Indeed! Well, Miss Egg questioned the children very much. So much, that

Mr Cavendish and herself took particular care not to question them at

all, both because they had quite enough of it from Miss Egg, and because

the papa and mamma were afraid of interfering with the methods of the

governess. And then, for what was not taught by questions, there was the

black board and white chalk.—But, after all, the great thing was that

the teacher should have sensibility, without which she could not gain

the hearts of children, or understand their little feelings.

All was now very satisfactory. Melea had obtained the complete recipe of

education:—questions, sensibility, and chalk.

Mr. Longe was by this time hoping that the Miss Berkeleys would offer to

go away, that he might escort them home before any one else should

arrive to usurp the office. Mortifying as it was to him to feel himself

eclipsed by his curate, he was compelled to acknowledge in his own mind

that he was so as often as Henry Craig was present, and that it was

therefore politic to make such advances as he could during Henry’s

absence. Mr. Longe’s non-residence was a great disadvantage to him.

Living fifteen miles off, and doing duty in another church, he was out

of the way of many little occasions of ingratiating himself, and could

never be invested with that interest which Henry Craig inspired in a

peculiar degree as a religious teacher and devotional guide. The only

thing to be done was to visit Haleham and the Berkeleys as often as

possible during Henry’s absence, to obtain the favour of Fanny’s father,

and to show the lady herself that an accomplished clergyman, who could

quote the sayings of various friends who moved in “the best society,”

who knew the world a thousand times better than Henry Craig, and could

appreciate herself as well as her little fortune, was not to be

despised. He was at this moment longing to intimate to her what

encouragement he had this very day received from her father, when, to

his great disappointment, Mr. Berkeley and Mr. Cavendish came in

together,—just in time to save Fanny’s call from appearing inordinately

long.

“All over? All safe? How relieved we are to see you!” exclaimed the

clergyman.

“Safe, my dear Sir? Yes. What would you have had us be afraid of?” said

Mr. Berkeley, who, however, carried traces of recent agitation in his

countenance and manner.

“Father!” said Melea, “you do not mean to say that nothing more has

happened than you meet with from the paupers every week.”

“Only being nearly tossed in a blanket, my dear, that’s all. And Pye was

all but kicked down stairs. But we have them safe now,—the young ladies

and all. Ah! Melea; you have a good deal to learn yet about the spirit

of your sex, my dear. The women beat the men hollow this morning.”

Mr. Cavendish observed that the glaziers would be busy for some days,

the women within the workhouse having smashed every pane of every window

within reach, while the out-door paupers were engaging the attention of

magistrates, constables, and governor.

“But what was it all about?” asked Fanny.

“The paupers have been complaining of two or three things for some weeks

past, and they demanded the redress of all in a lump to-day; as if we

magistrates could alter the whole state of things in a day to please

them. In the first place, they one and all asked more pay, because the

same allowance buys only two-thirds what it bought when the scale was

fixed. This they charged upon Cavendish and me. It is well you were not

there, Cavendish; you would hardly have got away again.”

“Why, what would they have done with me?” asked Cavendish, with a

constrained simper, and a pull up of the head which was meant to be

heroic.

“In addition to the tossing they intended for me, they would have given

you a ducking, depend upon it. Heartily as they hate all bankers, they

hate a Haleham banker above all. Indeed I heard some of them wish they

had you laid neatly under the workhouse pump.”

“Ha! ha! very good, very pleasant, and refreshing on a warm day like

this,” said Cavendish, wiping his forehead, while nobody else was aware

that the day was particularly warm. “Well, Sir; and what did you do to

appease these insolent fellows?”

“Appease them! O, I soon managed that. A cool man can soon get the

better of half a dozen passionate ones, you know.”

The girls looked with wonder at one another; for they knew that coolness

in emergencies was one of the last qualities their father had to boast

of. Fanny was vexed to see that Mr. Longe observed and interpreted the

look. She divined by his half-smile, that he did not think her father

had been very cool.

“I desired them to go about their business,” continued Mr. Berkeley,

“and when that would not do, I called the constables.”

“Called indeed,” whispered Mr. Longe to his cousin. “It would have been

strange if they had not heard him.”

“But what were the other complaints, Sir?” inquired Fanny, wishing her

father to leave the rest of his peculiar adventure to be told at home.

“Every man of them refused to take dollars. They say that no more than

five shillings’ worth of commodities, even at the present prices, is to

be had for a dollar, notwithstanding the government order that it shall

pass at five and sixpence. Unless, therefore, we would reckon the dollar

at five shillings, they would not take it.”

“Silly fellows!” exclaimed Cavendish. “If they would step to London,

they would see notices in the shop-windows that dollars are taken at

five and ninepence, and even at six shillings.”

“There must be some cheating there, however,” replied Mr. Berkeley; “for

you and I know that dollars are not now really worth four and sixpence.

Those London shopkeepers must want to sell them for the melting-pot; or

they have two prices.”

“Then how can you expect these paupers to be satisfied with dollars?”

inquired Melea.

“What can we do, Miss Melea?” said Cavendish. “There is scarcely any

change to be had. You cannot conceive the difficulty of carrying on

business just now, for want of change.”

“The dollars have begun to disappear since the government order came

out, like all the rest of the coin,” observed Mr. Berkeley: “but yet

they were almost the only silver coin we had: and when these fellows

would not take them, for all we could say, we were obliged to pay them

chiefly in copper. While we sent hither and thither, to the grocer’s and

the draper’s——”

“And the bank,” observed Cavendish, consequentially.

“Aye, aye: but we sent to the nearest places first, for there was no

time to lose. While, as I was saying, the messengers were gone, the

paupers got round poor Pye, and abused him heartily. I began to think of

proposing an adjournment to the court-yard, for I really expected they

would kick him down the steps into the street.”

“Poor innocent man! What could they abuse him for?” asked Melea.

“Only for not having his till full of coin, as it used to be. As if it

was not as great a hardship to him as to his neighbours, to have no

change. He is actually obliged, he tells me, to throw together his men’s

wages so as to make an even sum in pounds, and pay them in a lump,

leaving them to settle the odd shillings and pence among themselves.”

“With a bank in the same street!” exclaimed Fanny.

Cavendish declared that his bank issued change as fast as it could be

procured, but that it all disappeared immediately, except the halfpence,

in which, therefore, they made as large a proportion of their payments

as their customers would receive. People began to use canvass bags to

carry their change in; and no wonder; since there were few pockets that

would bear fifteen shillings’ worth of halfpence. The bank daily paid

away as much as fifteen shillings’ worth to one person.

Mr. Berkeley avouched the partners of the D—— bank to be equally at a

loss to guess where all the coin issued by them went to. Mrs. Cavendish

complained of the difficulty of shopping and marketing without change.

Miss Egg feared Mr. Longe must be at great trouble in collecting his

dues of tithes; and the rector took advantage of the hint to represent

his requiring them in kind as proceeding from consideration for the

convenience of the farmers.

All agreed that the present state of the money system of the country was

too strange and inconvenient to last long. Though some people seemed to

be growing rich in a very extraordinary way, and there was therefore a

party every where to insist that all was going right, the complaints of

landlords, stipendiaries, and paupers would make themselves heard and

attended to, and the convenience of all who were concerned in exchanges

could not be long thwarted, if it was desired to avoid very disagreeable

consequences.

So the matter was settled in anticipation by the party in Mr.

Cavendish’s drawing-room, immediately after which the Berkeleys took

their leave, attended by Mr. Longe.

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