Here he was received with great civility, as well upon account of Lord

St. Leger's letter, as being an old school-fellow of Mr. Day's father.

The conversation happening to turn upon dogs, Mr. Day told him he had

heard he was very famous for enticing dogs away, and that Sir William

Courtenay's steward had told him there was not a dog could resist his

allurements; however, he believed he had one that would; he then ordered

a surly morose dog to be brought out, and offered to lay a wager he could

not entice him away, which he readily accepted, and began to whistle to

the dog, but found him very surly; upon which he took out a little

bottle, and dropping a few drops upon a bit of paper, held it unseen to

the dog, and then told Mr. Day the dog would follow him to England. Away

then he went, and the dog after him. Mr. Day and his servants all

followed, calling Roger, Roger, which was the name of the dog; but Roger

turning a deaf ear to all they could say, not thinking proper to turn

about once. Mr. Carew having diverted himself sufficiently, by leading

Mr. Day and his servants above half-a-mile, turned back again, with the

dog still following him. Having abode here some days, he took his leave,

receiving a handsome present from Mr. Day; he then returned back to Lord

Annesly, and thence to Kinsale, where he took the first opportunity of a

vessel, and landed at Padstow, in Cornwall, after a short and pleasant

passage.

From this place he went to Camelford; thence to Great Torrington, where

he met with his wife, and then proceeded to Biddeford: and on the next

day, being Sunday, he strolled down to one Holmes, who kept a

public-house between Biddeford and Appledore, where he passed great part

of the day drinking pretty freely; and money being at a low ebb with him,

he desired landlord Holmes to lend him a good suit of clothes, which he

accordingly did. Being thus gallantly equipped, he went and planted

himself at the church-door in Biddeford, and pretending to be the

supercargo of a vessel which had been a few days before cast away near

the Lizard, he got a very handsome contribution. From thence he

travelled to Barnstaple, where he had great success, none suspecting him

in his dress, as it was certainly known such a ship had been really cast

away near the Lizard a few days before. Returning back, he called upon

Squire Ackland, at Tremington, where he got half-a-crown of the lady upon

the same story; then, steering to Appledore, he met with landlord Holmes,

who had been in no little fear about his clothes; however, he would not

disrobe till he got to Appledore, where also he added to his store, and

then returning to Holmes, he restored him his clothes, and gave him some

small part of the profit of the excursion.

It was about this time Mr. Carew became acquainted with the Hon. Sir

William Wyndham in the following manner.--Being at Watchet, in

Somersetshire, near the seat of this gentleman, he was resolved to pay

him a visit; putting on, therefore, a jacket and a pair of trowsers, he

made the best of his way to Orchard Wyndham, Sir William's seat; and

luckily met with him, Lord Bolingbroke, and several other gentlemen and

clergy, with some commanders of vessels, walking in the park. Mr. Carew

approached Sir William with a great deal of seeming fearfulness and

respect; and with much modesty acquainted him he was a Silverton man,

(which parish chiefly belonged to Sir William,) and that he was the son

of one of his tenants, named Moore; that he had been at Newfoundland, and

in his passage homeward, the vessel was run down by a French ship in a

fog, and only he and two more saved; and, being put on board an Irish

vessel, he was carried into Ireland, and from thence landed at Watchet.

Sir William, hearing this, asked him a great many questions concerning

the inhabitants of Silverton, who were most of them his own tenants, and

of the principal gentlemen in the neighbourhood, all of whom Mr. Carew

was perfectly well acquainted with, and therefore gave satisfactory

answers. Sir William at last asked him if he knew Bickley, (which is but

a small distance from Silverton,) and if he knew the parson there. Mr.

Carew replied he knew him very well, and indeed so he might, as it was no

other than his own father. Sir William then inquired what family he had,

and whether he had not a son called Bampfylde, and what was become of

him. Your honour, replied he, means the mumper and dog-stealer: I don't

know what has become of him, but it is a wonder he is not hanged by this

time. No, I hope not, replied Sir William; I should be very glad, for

his family's sake, to see him at my house. Having satisfactorily

answered many other questions, Sir William, generously relieved him with

a guinea, and Lord Bolingbroke followed his example; the other gentlemen

and clergy contributed according to their different ranks, which they

were the more inclined to do, as the captains found he could give a very

exact account of all the settlements, harbours, and most noted

inhabitants of Newfoundland. Sir William then ordered him to go to his

house, and tell the butler to see him well entertained, which he

accordingly did; and he set himself down with great content and

satisfaction; but our enjoyments are often so suddenly dashed, that it

has become a proverb, "that many things happen between the cup and the

lip," and Mr. Carew found it so; for, while he was in the midst of his

regale, he saw enter, not the ghost of bloody Banquo to take his seat

from him, nor yet the much more tremendous figure of Mr. Tom Jones, in a

light-coloured coat covered with streams of blood; no, but the foot-post

from Silverton, with letters to Sir William. This proved to be little

less than a very sharp sword hanging by a hair over Mr. Carew's head,

for, as he thought it natural Sir William would ask him some questions

about Mr. Moore, and as he did not choose, though he had passed Sir

William's strict examination, to undergo a fresh one, he made great haste

to rise from table, and set out without using much ceremony. A few miles

distant from hence he met Dr. Poole going from Dulverton to Sir

William's, who, knowing Mr. Carew, stopped his horse to talk to him.

Amongst other conversation at Sir William's, the Dr. happened to mention

whom he had met that day (not knowing that he had been lately there); it

was soon known by the description he gave of his person and habit, to be

no other than the unfortunate Silverton man, to whom Sir William and his

friends had been so generous, which occasioned a great deal of mirth.

About two months after, Mr. Carew again ventured to pay his honour a

second visit, in the habit and character of an unfortunate grazier; he

met the worthy baronet and his lady taking the air in a chaise, in a

meadow where some haymakers were then at work; he approached them with a

great deal of modest simplicity, and began a very moving tale of the

misfortunes he had met with in life. In the midst of his oration, Sir

William called to the haymakers to secure him; which struck his eloquence

dumb, or at least changed it from the pathetic to the tragic style, for

he could not conceive what might be the end of this; however, the baronet

soon gave him a choice of either a true confession of his name and

profession, or a commitment to prison; he made choice of the former, and

confessed himself to be Bampfylde Moore Carew, sovereign of the whole

community of mendicants. Sir William, with a great deal of good-nature,

treated him with all that respect which is due to royalty; entertained

him generously at his house, and made him a very handsome present at his

departure, desiring him to call upon him as he came that way; and he was

ever a constant friend and benefactor to him.

Soon after this he planned a new design, which he put into execution with

great success. Dressing himself up in a chequered shirt, jacket, and

trowsers, he went upon Exeter quay, and, with the rough but artless air

and behaviour of a sailor, inquired for some of the king's officers, whom

he informed that he belonged to a vessel lately come from France, which

had landed a large quantity of run goods, but the captain was a rascal,

and had used him ill, and damn his blood if he would not ---. He was

about to proceed, but the officers, who with greedy ears swallowed all he

said, interrupted him by taking him into the custom-house, and filling

him a bumper of cherry brandy, which when he had drunk, they forced

another upon him, persuading him to wet the other eye, rightly judging

that the old proverb, 'In wine there is truth,' might with equal

propriety be applied to brandy, and that they should have the fuller

discovery, the more the honest sailor's heart was cheered; but, that no

provocation should be wanting to engage him to speak the truth, they

asked him if he wanted any money. He with much art answered very

indifferently, no; adding, he scorned to make such a discovery out of a

mercenary view, but that he was resolved to be revenged of his captain.

They then ordered him to the sign of the Boot, in St. Thomas's, Exeter,

whither they soon followed him, having first sent to Mr. Eastwood, an

exciseman, to ask what he would have for dinner, and what liquor he would

have to drink. A fire was lighted up stairs in a private room, a couple

of ducks roasted, and full glasses of wine and punch went cheerfully

round; they then thrust four guineas into his hand, which at first he

seemed unwilling to accept of, which made them the more pressing. He now

began to open his mind with great freedom, gave a particular account of

the vessel, where they had taken in their cargo at France, and what it

consisted of; the day they sailed, and the time they were on their

passage; and at last concluded with acquainting them they had landed and

concealed part of their valuable cargo in the out-houses of Squire

Mallock, of Cockington, and the remainder in those of Squire Cary, of

Tor-abbey, both which houses, upon account of their situation on the

sea-side, were very noted for such concealments. The officers, having

now got on the scent, were like sagacious hounds for pursuing it

forthwith, and also thought proper the sailor should accompany them; and,

to prevent all suspicion, resolved he should now change his habit; they

therefore dressed him in a ruffled shirt, a fine suit of broad cloth

belonging to the collector, and put a gold-laced hat on his head; then,

mounting him on a fine black mare, away they rode together, being in all

seven or eight of them; they that night reached Newton-Bushel, and slept

at the Bull; nothing was wanting to make the night jovial; the greatest

delicacies the town afforded were served up at their table, the best

liquors were broached for them, and music, with its enlivening charms,

crowned the banquet; the officers' hearts were quite open and cheerful,

as they already enjoyed, in imagination, all the booty they were to seize

on the morrow. Thinking they could not do enough for the honest sailor,

they inquired if he knew any thing of accounts; promising, if he did, to

get him a place in the customs. In the morning, after a good hearty

breakfast, they set forward for Tor-abbey; and, being arrived in

Tor-town, they demanded the constables' assistance, who was with the

utmost reluctance prevailed on to accompany them in making this search;

Squire Gary being a gentleman so universally beloved by the whole parish,

(to which he always behaved as a father,) that every one was very

backward in doing any thing to give him the least uneasiness. Did

gentlemen of large estates in the country but once taste the exalted

pleasure of making the whole neighbourhood happy, and consider how much

honest industry they might support, how much misery they might alleviate,

and how many daily blessings they might have poured forth upon their

heads from hearts overflowing with love, respect and gratitude, almost to

adoration, we should not so often see them leave their noble country

mansions to repair to noise and folly; nor exchange the heart-enlivening

pleasure of making numbers happy, for the beguiling smiles and unmeaning

professions of a prime minister.

Being come to the house, they all dismounted, and the collector desired

the sailor to hold his horse, but he replied he would rather go round the

garden, and meet them on the other side of the house, to prevent any

thing from being conveyed away, and that it would be proper he should be

present to show the particular place where every thing was deposited.

This appeared quite right to the collector; he therefore contented

himself with fastening his horse to the garden rails, and proceeded with

the rest of the officers, in great form, to search the dog-kennel,

coal-house, dove-house, stables, and all other suspicious places,

expecting every minute to see the informing sailor, who by this time had

nearly got back to Newton-Bushel, having turned his horse's head that way

as soon as he was out of sight of the collector. He stopped at the Bull,

where they had been the preceding night, and drank a bottle of wine;

then, ordering a handsome dinner to be got ready for his company, whom he

said he had left behind, because his business called him with urgent

haste to Exeter, he clapped his spurs to his horse, and did not stop till

he reached that city, where he put up at the Oxford inn, then kept by Mr.

Buckstone, to whom both himself and friends were well known; he

acquainted Mr. Buckstone that he was now reformed, and lived at home with

his friends, and spent the night very jovially, calling for the best of

every thing. In the morning he desired Mr. Buckstone to do him the

favour of lending him a couple of guineas, till he could receive some of

a merchant in the city upon whom he had a bill, for the merchant was gone

out of town. As Mr. Buckstone had a mare in his custody worth ten or

twelve pounds, he made no scruple of doing it; and soon after Mr. Carew

thought proper to change his quarters, without bidding the landlord

good-bye. Leaving the mare to discharge the reckoning and the loan he

had borrowed, he repaired immediately to a house of usual resort for his

community, where he pulls off the fine clothes the collector had lent

him, and rigged himself again in a jacket and trowsers; then setting out

for Topsham, about three miles from the city of Exeter, he there executed

the same stratagem upon Mr. Carter and the other officers there;

informing them also of some great concealments at Sir Coppleston

Bampfylde's house, at Poltimore, for which they rewarded him with a good

treat and a couple of guineas.

The Exeter officers (whom, as we have before said, he left without the

least ceremony at Squire Gary's) having searched all the out-houses, and

even in the dwelling-house, very narrowly, without finding any prohibited

goods, began to suspect the sailor had outwitted them; therefore they

returned in a great hurry to Newton-Bushel, all their mirth being turned

into vexation, and their great expectations vanished into smoke. Soon

after they had dismounted from their horses, the landlord brought in the

dinner, which he said their companion had ordered to be got ready for

them; but though it was a very elegant one, yet they found abundance of

faults with every thing; however, as it was too late to reach Exeter that

night, they were obliged to take up their quarters there; but, instead of

the jollity and good humour that reigned among them the night before,

there now succeeded a sullen silence, interrupted now and then by some

exclamations of revenge, and expressions of dislike of every thing that

was brought them: when they came into Exeter the next day, they had

intelligence brought them of the mare, which was safe enough at the

Oxford inn; but they were obliged to disburse the money Mr. Carew had

made her surety for.

From Topsham Mr. Carew proceeded to Exmouth, where he also succeeded, and

from thence to Squire Stucky's, a justice of peace at Brandscombe, about

four miles from Sidmouth; and, being introduced, acquainted his worship

with several discoveries he could make; the justice thereupon immediately

dispatched a messenger for Mr. Duke, an officer in Sidmouth; in the mean

time he entertained him very handsomely, and pressed him to accept of two

guineas, as a small token of kindness, often shaking him by the hand, and

saying, he thought himself very much obliged to him for making this

discovery: and that, as a reward for his loyalty to the king, he would

engage to get him a place, having many friends at London. About two

o'clock the next morning, Mr. Duke, the sailor, and servant of the

squire's, set forward towards Honiton, it being at Squire Blagdon's, near

the town, where they were to find the hidden treasure. Mr. Carew was

mounted on a good horse of Justice Stucky's, and, while the officer and

servant were very busy in searching the out-houses and stables, Mr. Carew

gave them the slip, and posted away to Honiton, and took some refreshment

at the Three Lions; then leaving the justice's horse to answer for it,

hasted away to Lime, in Dorsetshire; where he applied to Mr. Jordan, the

collector of the place, whom he sent upon the same errand some miles off,

to Colonel Brown's, at Frampton; but the collector, not judging it proper

for him to accompany him, for fear of creating suspicion, left him at his

own house till his return, giving his servant orders to let him want for

nothing; at the same time making him a handsome present, as an earnest of

a greater reward when he returned. Mr. Carew enjoyed himself very

contentedly at the collector's house for several hours, both eating and

drinking of the best, as he knew Frampton was at too great a distance for

him to return presently; but he prudently weighed his anchor when he

thought the collector might be on his return, and steered his course

towards Weymouth, where he made his application to the collector, and

after being handsomely treated, and a present given to him, sent the

officers to Squire Groves's, near White-street, and Squire Barber's, on

the Chase, both in Wiltshire. And as soon as they were gone, he set out

for Poole; and sent the collector and officers of that place to Sir

Edward Boobey's, who lived in the road between Salisbury and Hendon; they

gave him two guineas in hand, and a promise of more upon their return

with the booty; in the mean time they recommended him to an inn, and gave

orders that he should have any thing the house afforded, and they would

make satisfaction for it; but this adventure had like not to have ended

so well for him as the former; for, being laid down upon a bed to nap,

having drunk too freely, he heard some people drinking and talking in the

next room of the great confusion there was in all the sea-ports in the

west of England, occasioned by a trick put on the king's officers by one

Bampfylde Carew, and that this news was brought to Poole by a Devonshire

gentleman, who accidently came that way. Mr. Carew hearing this, rightly

judged Poole was no proper place to make a longer stay in; he therefore

instantly arose, and, by the help of a back door, got into a garden, and

with much difficulty climbed over the wall belonging thereto, and made

the best of his way to Christchurch, in Hampshire; here he assumed the

character of a shipwrecked seaman, and raised considerable contributions.

Coming to Ringwood, he inquired of the health of Sir Thomas Hobbes, a

gentleman in that neighbourhood, who was a person of great hospitality;

he was told that some of the mendicant order, having abused his

benevolence, in taking away a pair of boots, after he had received a

handsome present from him, it had so far prejudiced Sir Thomas, that he

did not exercise the same hospitality as formerly. This greatly

surprised and concerned Mr. Carew, that any of his subjects should be

guilty of so ungrateful an action: he was resolved therefore to inquire

strictly into it, that, if he could find out the offender, he might

inflict a deserved punishment upon him; and therefore resolved to pay a

visit to Sir Thomas the next morning, hoping he should get some light

into the affair. When he came to the house, it was pretty early in the

day, and Sir Thomas had not come out of his chamber; however, he sent up

his pass, as a shipwrecked seaman, by one of the servants, who presently

returned with half-a-crown. As he had been always wont to receive a

large present from Sir Thomas, whenever he had applied to him, he thought

there was some unfair practice at the bottom; he therefore asked the

footman for a copper of ale to drink the family's health, hoping Sir

Thomas might come down by that time; the servant pretended to be in so

great a hurry, that he could not attend to draw any, but he was of too

humane a nature to permit the poor sailor to suffer by his hurry, so gave

him a shilling out of his own pocket to drink at the next public-house.

This extraordinary generosity of the footman increased Mr. Carew's

suspicion; he therefore kept loitering about the door, and often looking

up at the window, in hopes of seeing Sir Thomas, which accordingly

happened, for at length he flung up the sash, and accosted him in a free

familiar manner, called him Brother Tar, and told him he was very sorry

for his misfortunes, and that he had sent him a piece of money to assist

him in his journey towards Bristol. Heaven bless your honour, replied

he, for the half-crown your honour sent me; upon which Sir Thomas ran

down in his morning gown, and with great passion seized the footman by

the throat, and asked him what he had given the sailor. The fellow was

struck dumb with this, and indeed there was no need for his tongue on the

present occasion, as his looks, and the trembling of his limbs,

sufficiently declared his guilt; however he at last owned it with his

tongue; and excused himself by saying, he knew there was an ill use made

of the large bounties his honour gave. Sir Thomas, enraged at the

insolence of his servant, bestowed upon him the discipline of the

horse-whip, for his great care and integrity in not seeing his bounty

abused; adding, he now saw by whose villany he had lost his boots. He

then made the footman return the whole guinea to the sailor, and

discharged him from any further service in his family; upon which Mr.

Carew took his leave with great thankfulness, and went his way, highly

pleased with his good success in this adventure.--Here we cannot forbear

wishing that there was no higher character in life than Sir Thomas's

footman, to whose hands gold is apt to cling in passing through them;

that there was no steward who kept back part of his master's rent,

because he thinks he has more than he knows what to do with; no managers

of charities, who retain part of the donors' benefactions in their own

hands, because it is too much for the poor; nor officers of the public,

who think they may squander the public treasure without account, because

what is everybody's is nobody's.

Mr. Carew having laid aside his sailor's habit, put on a long loose vest,

placed a turban on his head, dignified his chin with a venerable long

beard, and was now no other than a poor unfortunate Grecian, whose

misfortunes had overtaken him in a strange country. He could not utter

his sorrowful tale, being unacquainted with the language of the country;

but his mute silence, his dejected countenance, a sudden tear that now

and then flowed down his cheek, accompanied with a noble air of distress,

all pleaded for him in more persuasive eloquence than perhaps the softest

language could have done, and raised him considerable gains; and indeed

benevolence can never be better exerted than towards unfortunate

strangers, for no distress can be so forlorn as that of a man in

necessity in a foreign country; he has no friends to apply to, no laws to

shelter him under, no means to provide for his subsistence, and therefore

can have no resource but in those benevolent minds who look upon the

whole world as their own brethren.

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