_"Ah, the bonny cow!"_
We had acquired Mis' Cow a few weeks before William's arrival. It was
partly on account of the milk that we wanted her, partly because there
was an empty stall next to Old Beek's and we thought she would be
company for him, partly because we wanted a cow in the landscape--a
moving picture of her in the green pasture across the road--finally (and
I believe principally) because we have a mania for restoring things and
Mis' Cow looked as if she needed to be restored.
She was owned by a man who was moving away--moving because he had not
made a success of chicken-farming by book, and still less of Mis' Cow.
He was not her first owner, nor her second, nor her third. I don't know
what his number was on her list of owners, but I know if he had kept her
much longer he would have been her last one. More than once we had
bought the mere frame of a haircloth couch, and taken an esthetic
pleasure in having it polished and upholstered, and made into a thing of
beauty and service. It was with this view that we acquired Mis Cow, who
at the moment was a mere frame with a patchy Holstein covering and a
feebly hanging tail. We gave thirty-five dollars for her, and the man
who was moving because he had not made a success of chickens threw in a
single buggy that broke down the week after he left.
We consulted Westbury on the matter of Mis' Cow's past history, and it
was the only time I ever knew W. C. Westbury to be inexact as to the
age and habits of any animal in Brook Ridge. He said he had always known
her as a good milker, but that she had been unfortunate of late years in
her owners. He couldn't remember her age, but he didn't think it was
enough to hurt her. My opinion is that he could have given her exact
birthday and record had he really tried, but that kindness of heart
prompted him to encourage a trade that might improve her fortunes. I
suspect that they had played together in childhood.
We managed to get Mis' Cow up the hill and into her stall, where we
could provide her with upholstery material. The little pasture across
the road was getting green and she presently had the full run of it. The
restoring progress began, as it were, overnight. If ever an article of
furniture paid a quick return in the matter of looks, she did. She could
never be a very fat Mis' Cow--she was not of that build. But a few days
of good food and plenty of it certainly worked wonders. She filled out
several of the most alarming hollows around her hips and along her
ridge-pole, she seemingly took on height and length. She grew smooth,
even glossy; her tail no longer hung on her like a bell-cord, but became
a lithe weapon of defense that could swat a fly with fatal precision on
any given spot of her black-and-white area. It was only a little while
until we were really proud to have her in the landscape, and the picture
she made grazing against the green or standing in the apple shade was
really gratifying. When the trees were pink and white with bloom and
Mis' Cow rested under them, chewing in time to her long reflections, we
often called one another out to admire the pastoral scene. A visiting
friend of Scotch ancestry was moved to exclaim, "Ah, the bonny cow!"
Then there was the matter of milk--she certainly justified Westbury's
reputation in that respect. From a quart or two of thin, pale unusable
fluid her daily dividend grew into gallons of foaming richness that
became pitchers of cream and pounds of butter; for Elizabeth, like
myself, had known farming in an earlier day, and rows of milk-pans and a
churn went with her idea of the simple life. All day Mis' Cow munched
the new grass, and night and morning yielded a brimming pail. She was a
noble worker, I will say that.
But there was another side to Mis' Cow--a side which Westbury forgot to
mention. Mis' Cow was an acrobat. When she had been on bran mash and
clover for a few weeks she showed a decided tendency to be gay--to caper
and kick up her heels--to break away into the woods or down the road, if
one was not watching. But this was not all--this was mere ordinary cow
nature, which is more foolish and contrary than any other kind of nature
except that which goes with a human being or a hen. I was not surprised
at these things--they were only a sign that she was getting tolerably
restored, according to specifications. But when one day I saw her going
down the road, soon after I had turned her into the pasture and
carefully put up the bars, I realized that she had special gifts. Stone
walls did not a prison make--not for her. Elizabeth and I rounded her up
and got her back into the pasture, and from concealment I watched her.
She fed peacefully enough, for some time, then, doubtless believing
herself unobserved, she took a brief promenade along the wall until she
came to what looked like a promising place, and simply walked over it,
like a goat.
We herded her into the barn, and I engaged a man to put a string of wire
above the wall. That was effective as long as it was in repair. But it
was Mis' Cow's business to see that it did not remain in repair
permanently. She would examine it during idle moments, pick out a weak
spot in the entanglement, and pull it flat with her horns. Or where the
wall was broad enough at the top she would climb up and walk it, just
for exercise, stepping over when she got ready. If she could have been
persuaded to do those things to order I could have sold her to a circus.
It was necessary to reinforce the wire and add another string.
Even that was not always a cure. I came home from the city one night,
after a hard day. Elizabeth and the Joy, with Old Beek, had met me at
the station, and as we drove up the hill in the dim evening I said how
glad I was to get home, and that Elizabeth had milked, so that I could
drop into a chair and eat my supper and rest, the minute I entered the
house. We reached the top of the hill just then, and a dim gray shadow
met and passed us in the velvet dusk. It was Mis' Cow, starting out to
spend the night. She was moving with a long, swinging trot, and in
another second I was out and after her.
She had several rods' start and could run downhill better than I could,
especially in the dark. It seemed to me that every step I went plunging
out into space. My empty stomach became demoralized, the blood rushed to
my head. "Gosh dern a cow, anyway!" By the time we had reached
Westbury's and started up the next hill I had made up my mind to sell
her--to give her away--to drive her off the premises. Some people were
standing in front of the next house and they laughed as we went by, we
being about neck and neck at the time. Westbury was in that crowd, and
for the moment our friendship was in grave danger. But then we came to
the house of the man who had made a failure of book chicken-farming,
and she darted in. She had remembered it as her home and wanted to
return to it. Imagine wanting to go back to such a home!
Westbury came, and we got a rope on her and led her uphill. I suppose I
felt better in the morning, and it was about this time that William
arrived on the scene. William loved Mis' Cow and did not mind chasing
her up and down the road and through the bushes, though sometimes during
the summer, when he had had a hard day with her, and our windows were
open, we could hear him still hi-hi-ing and whooping in his sleep,
chasing Mis' Cow through the woods of dream.