OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_BY MR. PUNCH'S STAFF OF LEARNED CLERKS._)

Many years ago, when I was younger and more optimistic than to-day, I

thought out what struck me as an adventure-story of wonderful promise,

and confided the plot to a friend, reputed expert in such matters. He

heard me with indulgent attention and, when I had finished, "Capital,"

says he; "but do you propose to differentiate it in _any_ way from

_Dead Man's Rock?_" I am reminded of this ancient wound by the

appearance of a new buccaneering book by Sir ARTHUR QUILLER-COUCH;

and that not only on account of the name of the author, but because

when a tale of this kind begins in Bristol Docks, with a company

that includes an apprentice-hero, a one-eyed sailor and a parrot of

piratical past, it is impossible not to recall _Treasure Island_.

However this may be, _Mortallone_ soon attains a development quite

sufficiently original, with an island and a secret and a noble store

of buried treasure, all in doubloons and pieces of eight, which is

exactly how I prefer it. In short a capital yarn, which did but

confirm me in an old resolve that, were I ever thinking of commencing

pirate or starting any unlawful business of the seas, I should avoid

apprentices like the plague. The second part of _Mortallone and Aunt

Trinidad_ (ARROWSMITH) I found rather less satisfactory. Here a number

of tales of the Spanish Main are supposed to be told by a trio of

withered beldames whose youthful prime was spent as pirate queens. A

striking and novel approach; though my belief in it was hindered by

the discovery that these untutored crones not only spoke but wrote an

admirable, if slightly mannered, prose, akin to that of STEVENSON or,

say, Sir ARTHUR himself. But these be the carpings of age; I am sure

that no boy lucky enough to find _Mortallone_ among his Christmas

presents will leave a paragraph undevoured.

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Dr. H. STUERMER is one of that small band of Germans who have had the

courage to denounce the policy and acts of their Government. When

the War began he joined the German army, fought in the Masurian

operations, was invalided out of the army at the beginning of 1915,

and thereupon became correspondent in Constantinople of the _Kölnische

Zeitung_, in which capacity he acted until the end of 1916, when his

too great truthfulness proved distasteful to his employers and he had

to give up his place. Now he resides in Switzerland and "makes use,"

he says, "of the opportunity ... to range himself boldly on the side

of truth, and show that there are still Germans who find it impossible

to condone, even tacitly, the moral transgression and political

stupidity of their own and an allied Government." This is a big

undertaking, but Dr. STUERMER attacks it manfully in his book, _Two

War Years in Constantinople_ (HODDER AND STOUGHTON). He gives a

harrowing description of the sufferings of the Armenians, and leaves

no doubt that he considers Germany responsible for the massacre of

a nation. I advise those who desire first-hand knowledge of the

political schemes and ambitions of the Germans and their Young Turkish

friends to consult this book. It is a mine of information.

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Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL always packs his novels with sober stuff and

redeems them from any trace of dulness by the skill with which he

handles his theme, and by his conscientious study not only of his

characters but of the details of his background. That background in

_The Dwelling-Place of Light_ (MACMILLAN) is an American cottonmill

district with a mixed alien population of operatives, and trouble

brewing as the result of a headstrong wage-cutting manager, _Claude

Ditmar_, in conflict with the I.W.W. The phases of this grim struggle

are most forcibly described, the author holding no brief for either

protagonist. And, if widower _Ditmar_, man of iron, for whom the

Chippering Mill is his second and abiding mate, be no hero, _Janet_,

his typist, has the makings of a notable heroine. How this girl,

full of character and of passion bravely restrained, breaks down the

business preoccupation of her chief and how her courage and steadfast

honour convince him that the liaison he promised himself will not

suffice for honour or purified desire--all this is finely told. It

was, however, but a faltering and slowly-growing conviction, and death

claims him before he can make amends for the wrong into which his

masterful pleading has betrayed her. I never quite precisely gathered

what was "the dwelling-place of light." Anyway it wasn't the

Chippering Mill ... But I was sorry when I reached the four hundred

and ninth and last of the closely-set pages. Good measure for a book

in war-time.

* * * * *

Throughout a vagabond career that began in happiness on a farm and

finished, thankfully, amongst the fields, _Frank Rainger_ followed

always the pathway of the broader experience. Followed it so stoutly

and was such good company on the long road that whether it was high

holiday at Cranbrook Circus with _Maggie Coalbran_, or a fight for

the hopeless cause of the Southern States in shell-torn Vicksburg, or

only the keeping of eternal lazy summer with the peons of Yucatan, I

was altogether content to go humbly forward with him, convinced that,

as it was written, so and no otherwise should it be. Even when he

deservedly failed to become a shining light in the literary firmament

to which he aspired--an unheard-of piece of audacity on the part

of his authoress--I did not rebel. Miss SHEILA KAYE SMITH has an

essential clarity of visualisation, a deep and still reserve of

unforced pathos and an exquisite sense of the haunting word, that

combine with a most competent alertness of movement to make her latest

artistic success, _The Challenge to Sirius_ (NISBET), a book for which

I can hardly find adequate words of praise. Most admirable of all,

perhaps, is a strange faculty she has shown for making one satisfied

that her people should remain perennially rather poor and unambitious

and dull, and should even grow old without occasioning us regret.

With the deep under-drift of the writer's philosophy one may not be

completely in accord, but certainly it will worry nobody, while the

unity and beauty of her methods hold one in willing bondage from

beginning to end. This is real literature, and everyone should

read it.

* * * * *

Without any very exceptional gifts as a story-teller Fleet-Surgeon

T.T. JEANS, R.N., scores heavily off most writers of boys' adventure

tales by having actually lived the life he describes. Here, for

instance, in _A Naval Venture_ (BLACKIE) we do get the real thing,

and boys would be well-advised to sample it and see if it is not

preferable to the kind of adventurous fiction produced so prolifically

for their amusement. Not that this yarn is lacking in adventure;

indeed it is concerned with the Gallipoli campaign, from the landings

until the evacuation, and anything more adventurous it would be hard

to imagine. In reading this story of _The Orphan, The Lamp-post,

Bubbles, The Hun, Rawlins and The Pink Rat_, one feels that the author

actually knows these "snotties," with their high courage, animal

spirits and elementary humour. It is in fact history spiced with

fiction. Of all the characters my vote goes to _Kaiser Bill_, for

although, being a tortoise, he performed no deeds of actual gallantry,

he carried good luck with him wherever he went. Besides, his name

might annoy the ALL-HIGHEST. Mr. JEANS made an extremely good shot

when he drew his bow at _A Naval Venture_.

* * * * *

You would hardly believe what a remarkably unprincipled set of persons

make up the cast of Mr. WILLIAM CAINE'S newest story. He calls them

_Drones_ (METHUEN), but that, I feel, is a charitable understatement.

There was _Eric Wanstanley_, rising young sculptor, who, because he

didn't rise quickly enough, was capable of borrowing the savings of

his friend's parlourmaid to work a system at roulette. The friend,

_Austin Jenner_, was also an artist and also rising. His little

failing was concealment of the fact that he was almost wholly

supported by remittances furnished by his hard-working brother.

Incidentally he was engaged to _Eric's_ sister, but abandoned her

without a qualm for the beringed hand of one _Mrs. Meldrum_, a rich

widow, known as The B.Q. (Biscuit Queen). Need I say that _Mrs.

Meldrum_, moving in these circles, and with ambitions as an art

patroness, lived in Cheyne Walk? Indeed the setting of the whole

comedy is inevitably Chelsea. Having regard to the number of bad hats

among the _dramatis personæ_, you will probably not be astonished to

be told that their goings-on are excellently entertaining; though

I cannot but think that to give both his leading lady and his

_soubrette_, or Singing Chambermaid, the handicap of morally deficient

young brothers, does look like laziness on the part of Mr. CAINE.

Surely there exist other avenues to calamity. But it's an amusing

rogues' comedy.

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[Illustration: UNPUBLISHED INCIDENTS IN ANCIENT HISTORY. PANOPEUS

EXPLAINS HIS MODEL AT THE WAR OFFICE, ATHENS, DURING THE TROJAN WAR.]

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